History Funny / WolfensteinTheNewOrder

** The FetchQuest gets more ridiculous as you go find a welding torch dropped into water. [[spoiler: The game sics [[FromBadToWorse Nazi supersoldier]] on you.]]

** The FetchQuest gets more ridiculous as you go find a welding torch dropped into water. [[spoiler: The game sics [[FromBadToWorse Nazi mecha]] on you.]]

* [[ForWantOfANail The entire quest for a power tool inside Kreisau HQ.]]
** When you came back the resistance greets you like nothing happened.

* Some armor pieces you can pick up is ridiculous. Say, a metal plate size of a ''car trunk''.

* Some armor pieces you can pick up is ridiculous in size.

* B.J. struggling to work the coffee machine on the train. He panics a bit trying to turn the machine off as the mugs start to overflow, until finally he just punches and breaks it.

* At the beginning of the game, Wayat manages to destroy a [[RobotDog Panzerhund]] in the most natural of all possible ways; by having it play fetch with a grenade.

* B.J.'s manner of his report back to Caroline when he walks into the Da'at Yichud's Cache is one of the crowning moments in the game.

* BJ and Caroline's pissing contest over whose injuries are worse.
* In Fergus's timeline he is moving some boxes around in the Project Whisper Helicopter with Tekla nearby doing nothing but writing calculations, the exchange that follows is quite funny, especially when he drops one of said creates on his foot.

* While BJ sneaking around the Nazi checkpoint to try and get the lift open is a very tense and dramatic scene, one bit where you interact with a car has him turning the steering wheel and "honking" the horn, making little driving noises before hitting on an imaginary girl.
--> '''BJ''': *Brrr* *Brrr* *Honk honk* Hey, darin'. How 'bout we go for a spin. *Gets off* Okay.. Back to work.

* The rather jarring flashback to B.J's past... [[spoiler: [[ArtShift Wolfenstein 3D.]]]]

** There's also BJ's reaction when he sees the [[spoiler: London Monitor]] for the first time. With the tone in his voice, he ''definitely'' remembers fighting the Baltic Eye/Stomper years before.
--> '''BJ''': [[HereWeGoAgain "Son of a..."]]
* During the game, BJ can find various vinyl albums, which contain popular pop songs of the era. These are songs from the real world, but covered by artists of the new regime. The one that takes the cake is probably [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_artPecEaM the game's cover of the Animals' "House of the Rising Sun"]], replacing the original instruments with ''tubas and accordions'', turning it into some sort of strange German folk song.

* At one point in the game in Wyatt's Timeline, BJ ends up [[MushroomSamba taking some acid]] and having a jam session with J[[spoiler:immy Hendrix]].

* When Blazkowicz subdues Keller after he tried to ambush him from his car, the next cutscene has him holding Keller in front of Anya's grandmother so she can [[NeverMessWithGranny slap him in the face.]]

* While cutting the buoys loose from the U-Boat, B.J. goes on a mini-rant about how he thinks [[InherentlyFunnyWords "buoy"]] is a stupid-sounding word.

--> "BRING BACK MY BONNIE TO ''MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE''!"

* In Furgus's timeline he is moving some boxes around in the Project Whisper Helicopter with Tekla nearby doing nothing but writing calculations, the exchange that follows is quite funny, especially when he drops one of said creates on his foot.

* While cutting the buoys loose from the U-Boat, B.J. goes on a mini-rant about how he thinks [[InherentlyFunnyWords "buoy"]] is a stupid-sounding word.

* His manner of his report back to Caroline when he walks into the Da'at Yichud's Cache is one of the crowning moments in the game.

* When B.J. gets the Laserkraftwerk, you can practically hear the gears turning in his head as he holds the LKW in his right hand and the Laser Cutter in his left hand, then he simply [[MidSeasonUpgrade tosses the Laser Cutter away in favor of]] the {{BFG}} that is the LKW.

* His escapade to retrieve nuclear launch codes [[spoiler:from a ''Lunar base'']] and how he seems to slide between fear and nonchalance.

* His manner of his report back to Caroline when he walks into Da'at Yichud Cache is one of the crowning moments in the game.

* [[spoiler: Throughout the fight with the London Monitor, the giant robot will chide you every so often for damaging public property and remark that it has been [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking added to your growing list of criminal charges]]]].