History Funny / WolfensteinIITheNewColossus

* The newest trailer features a scene in which B.J. together with Grace, Ana and Fergus discover Bombate and Sigrun in amourous congress inside a small submarine they were going to use.

'''Bombate:''' I'm sorry, did you need this boat?\\

* The Nazis have since given a nickname to the menace that is B.J. Blazkowicz, the maniacal terrorist [[OneManArmy who has singlehandedly proven to be the deadliest menace their regime has ever faced]]: "Terror-Billy". [[EloquentInMyNativeTongue Maybe it sounds scarier in German.]]

* When sneaking towards the Oberkommando, two soldiers can be heard tut-tutting about the Resistance, saying that [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything violence never solved anything, and if everyone went around attacking anyone they didn't agree with, America would turn into a "war zone"]]. After a pause, [[HypocriticalHumor they begin excitedly discussing the upcoming eradication of New Orleans, hoping they get paired up in the same death squad together]].

* When sneaking towards the Oberkommando, two soldiers can be heard tut-tutting about the Resistance, saying that [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything violence never solved anything, and if everyone went around attacking anyone they didn't agree with, America would turn into a "war zone"]]. After a pause, they begin excitedly discussing the upcoming eradication of New Orleans, hoping they get paired up in the same death squad together.

'''Wayne:''' Dankey... ''Shaun''?

'''Soldier:''' Good. You -- how do you say "thank you" in German.\\

'''Jeb:''' Uh, Danke Shoon?\\

'''Jeb:''' Dankey... ''Shaun''?

'''Soldier:''' Incorrect! ''Danke Schön''!

-->'''Soldier:''' Have you taken your German lessons?\\

'''Soldier:''' ''(Laughing)'' Mein Gott...\\
'''Jeb:''' ''(Hopefiully)'' Was that alright?\\
'''Soldier:''' No, that was terrible! You're butchering my beautiful language!

* At one point, while disguised as a firefighter in Roswell, BJ encounters a Nazi officer at Papa Joe's All-American Diner -- which is covered with Wanted posters and whose TV above the bar keeps flashing BJ's face. The officer, who doesn't seem to notice ''any'' of it, only comments that he thinks he's seen his "very Aryan face" before, asking him which fire station he works at. [[spoiler: When he finally gets up to leave, [[LateToThePunchline he spots the poster right in his line of sight]]. Cue an OhCrap reaction from the Nazi, and him desperately pulling out his pistol -- this time, however, he doesn't see that Speshie has drawn a gun from behind the counter, and gets his head blown apart. Some guys just aren't very observant.]]

* When the Nazis are storming the rebel U-boat at the beginning, Set hides himself and B.J. behind a microwave device that turns anyone who runs through it into LudicrousGibs. At one point, while they're discussing something, a Nazi soldier can be seen having clearly noticed what's left of his various comrades who have charged through it unthinkingly, only to tentatively try stepping carefully through it as if he's decided that if he just steps through it the ''right'' way, he'll come through perfectly unscathed. Two guesses for what happens to him.

* When the Nazis are storming the rebel U-boat at the beginning, Set hides himself and B.J. behind a microwave device that turns anyone who runs through it into LudicrousGibs. At one point, while they're discussing, a Nazi soldier can be seen having clearly noticed what's left of his various comrades who have charged through it unthinkingly, only to tentatively try stepping carefully through it as if he's decided that if he just steps through it the ''right'' way, he'll come through perfectly unscathed. Two guesses for what happens to him.

** Down the street he sees an American woman shamelessly flirting with a German officer who returns her affections and praises her zeal for agreeing with Nazi ideals, until she makes a misguided remark about 'impure Austrians'. The officer turns on a dime, informing her that not only is the Führer himself an Austrian by birth, so was the officer's own ''grandmother''; as she desperately tries to backtrack, he angrily tells her that she will be reported to his superiors, monitored, and severely punished if she steps out of line again.

* At one point, a Nazi sitting near BJ at a soda fountain comments that he thinks he's seen BJ before, asking him if he works at a certain firestation (BJ is apparently disguised as a firefighter). If you look over the Nazi's shoulder, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent you can see a wanted poster with BJ's face on it]].
** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkcM7Ic96F0 Strawberry Milkshake trailer]] expands on this joke. Firstly, there's also a TV above the bar that keeps on flashing BJ's face, which the Nazi somehow fails to notice. Secondly, there's the fact that [[spoiler: the Nazi [[LateToThePunchline only sees the wanted posters with BJ's face on it AFTER he tries to walk out of the dinner]]. Cue an OhCrap reaction from the Nazi, and him desperately pulling out his pistol, before a SmashToBlack [[SoundOnlyDeath with a gunshot]].]]
* When B.J. is walking around Roswell disguised as a firefighter, he comes across two members of the KKK who are accosted by a Nazi soldier who's passive-aggressively chatting with them and then becomes [[GrammarNazi angry when they fail to properly say 'Thank you' in German.]]
** Later he sees an American woman shamelessly flirting with a German officer who returns her affections and praises her zeal for agreeing with Nazi ideals, until she makes a wrong remark about 'Impure Austrians' that sets him off inmediatly and reminds her that not only is the Führer himself an Austrian by birth, his own grandmother was Austrian too and angrily tells her she will be reported to his officers and monitored and severly punished if she steps out of line.

* When B.J. is walking around Roswell disguised as a firefighter, he comes across two members of the KKK who are accosted by a Nazi soldier who's passive-aggressively chatting with them and then becomes [[GrammarNazi angry when they fail to properly say 'Thank you' in German.]]

** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkcM7Ic96F0 Strawberry Milkshake trailer]] expands on this joke. Firstly, there's also a TV above the bar that keeps on flashing BJ's face, which the Nazi somehow fails to notice. Secondly, there's the fact that [[spoiler: the Nazi [[LateToThePunchline only sees the wanted posters with BJ's face on it AFTER he tries to walk out of the dinner]]. Cue an OhCrap reaction from the Nazi, and him desperately pulling out his pistol, before a SmashToBlack [[SoundOnlyDeath with a gunshot]].]]

** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkcM7Ic96F0 Strawberry Milkshake trailer]] reveals that [[spoiler: the Nazi [[LateToThePunchline only sees the wanted posters with BJ's face on it AFTER he tries to walk out of the dinner]]. Cue an OhCrap reaction from the Nazi, and him desperately pulling out his pistol, before a SmashToBlack [[SoundOnlyDeath with a gunshot]].]]

* At one point, a Nazi sitting near BJ at a soda fountain comments that he thinks he's seen BJ before, asking him if he works at a certain firestation (BJ is apparently disguised as a firefighter). If you look over the Nazi's shoulder, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent you can see a wanted poster with BJ's face on it]].

* At one point, a Nazi sitting near BJ at a bar comments that he thinks he's seen BJ before, asking him if he works at a certain firestation (BJ is apparently disguised as a firefighter). If you look over the Nazi's shoulder, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent you can see a wanted poster with BJ's face on it]].

** And while this is going on, Anya's in the background, massively pregnant, stabbing the fuck out of a Nazi and not paying him the slightest bit of attention whatsoever.

* Wyatt returns in TheStinger, and [[MushroomSamba drops acid in the middle of a mission]] [[DisneyAcidSequence causing him to hallucinate a cartoon lizard who he desperately shoos away]]. And by cartoon lizard, [[ArtShift I mean a lizard drawn in a Disney, 2D cartoon style]].

** The subsequent channel surfing reveals that this isn't the only Nazi-inspired media of the time, with spoofs of GI Joe, old superhero cartoons, and game shows with "German... Or Else!"

** The subsequent channel surfing reveals that this isn't the only Nazi-inspired media of the time, with spoofs of GI Joe, old superhero cartoons, and game shows with "German... OrElse!"

* Wyatt returns in TheStinger, and [[MushroomSamba drops acid in the middle of a mission]] [[DisneyAcidSequence causing him to hallucinate a cartoon lizard who he desperately shoos away]]. And by cartoon lizard, [[ArtShift I mean a lizard drawn in a Disney, 2D cartoon style]].

* The commercial at the beginning of the E3 2017 trailer has a girl walking home with groceries come across a policeman trying to help his partner escape from their overturned truck. The girl blows a whistle and her pet Panzerkampfhund (a giant, car sized robotic dog) comes over the hill to help. The giant robot turns the car over, but then disobeys the girl and continues playing with the truck, ramming it and torching it with it's mouth flamethrower. At the end of the commercial, the robot sits next to the girl, and the title card "Liesel" comes on the screen. The whole commercial is intended to evoke classic TV shows like "Lassie", if Lassie was replaced with a gigantic car-sized attack robot with huge metal teeth and a flamethrower in its mouth.

* Fergus has a [[ArtificialLimbs new arm]], and it's giving him some trouble. An attempt to eat a cookie ends with the thing smashing it repeatedly against his face.