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*** He says there's no Deep Heat left for Marwood who, unlike Withnail, is warmly dressed in the first place.
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---->'''Withnail:''' He's going into your bedroom. It's you he wants. Offer him yourself! ''(the door creaks open. Withnail dissolves into terrified muffling)'' We mean no harm!
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---->'''Withnail:''' He's going into your bedroom. It's you he wants. Offer him yourself! ''(the ''(The door creaks open. Withnail dissolves into terrified muffling)'' muffling.)'' We mean no harm!
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---->'''Marwood:''' ''(giddy with relief)'' Monty. Monty, Monty!
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--->'''Withnail:''' ''(slurred)'' I've only had a few ales.
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** Just the sight of Withnail ranting away while dressed in nothing but underpants and a blue rubber glove, covered in Deep Heat.
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** Just the sight of Withnail ranting away while dressed in nothing but underpants underpants, a robe, and a blue pink rubber glove, covered in Deep Heat.
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---> '''Withnail:''' Accident blackspot? These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! ''(to a random, bemused-looking man standing at the side of the road)'' Throw yourself into the road darling, you haven't got a CHANCE!
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---> '''Withnail:''' Accident blackspot? These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! ''(to ''(To a random, bemused-looking man standing at the side of the road)'' road.)'' Throw yourself into the road darling, you haven't got a CHANCE!
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--->'''Withnail:''' ''(noticing Marwood drinking coffee with a bowl and spoon)'' You've got soup. Why didn't I get any soup!?\\
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'''Withnail:''' ''(enraged)'' How dare you. How ''dare'' you! How '''dare''' you call ''me'' inhumane!\\
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'''Withnail:''' ''(brandishing a comb)'' Then the fucker will ''rue the day!''
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--->'''''I'M A TRAINED ACTOR, REDUCED TO THE STATUS OF A BUM!'''''
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--->'''Withnail:''' ''(to Marwood, accusingly)'' Have you been at the controls!?\\
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--->'''Withnail:''' Nonsense. This is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it. ''(takes a slug and gasps)'' Got any more? ''(Marwood, horrified, shakes his head)'' Liar. What's in your toolbox?
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--->'''Withnail:''' Nonsense. This is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it. ''(takes ''(He takes a slug and gasps)'' gasps.)'' Got any more? ''(Marwood, horrified, shakes his head)'' head.)'' Liar. What's in your toolbox?
--->''(Withnail begins to laugh hysterically, falls down, and vomits all over Marwood's boots.)''
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--->''(Withnail comes in soaked from the rain and carrying a single damp stick)''
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--->''(Withnail comes in soaked from the rain and carrying a single damp stick)''stick.)''
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--->'''Withnail:''' ''(lifts stick)'' Fuel and wood situation. There's nothing else out there except a hurricane. ''(they sit)'' This place is uninhabitable.
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--->'''Marwood:''' ''(drily)'' Yeah, that's him.
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---->'''Withnail''': ''(livid)'' MONTY YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!...WHAT ARE YOU DOING PROWLING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT?!
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--->'''Marwood:''' You bastard, wake up. ''(into Withnail's ear)'' Wake up, you bastard, or I'll burn this bastard bed down!
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--->'''Marwood:''' You bastard, wake up. ''(into ''(Into Withnail's ear)'' ear.)'' Wake up, you bastard, or I'll burn this bastard bed down!
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--->'''Monty''': ''(to Marwood)'' Sherry?
--->'''Marwood''': ''(beat)'' Sherry.
--->'''Marwood''': ''(beat)'' Sherry.
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--->'''Marwood''':
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--->'''Danny:''' ''(as the Coalman)'' And you think you look normal, your honour? Cunt gave him two years.
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--->'''Withnail:''' Me!? I'm the firelighter and fuel collector.
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--->'''Withnail:''' Me!? Me? I'm the firelighter and fuel collector.
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** Withnail failing to bluff his way out. He then nearly falls out of the car when the officer opens his door.
--->'''Withnail:''' ''(slurred)'' I've only had a few ales.
--->'''Withnail:''' ''(slurred)'' I've only had a few ales.
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---->'''Marwood:''' Let's go. He's a madman. Any minute he's going to rush up and get into his tights.
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** To Withnail's insistence that if he runs at the randy bull while shouting, it won't gore him: "A coward you are, Withnail. An expert on bulls you are not!"
*** And the fact that the farmer and Withnail were ''right''. When Marwood finally takes his advice for lack of any other option, the bull turns tail and runs back into its field.
** While in the tea room, as Withnail is raving, Marwood is just happily eating and asking for cake. After Withnail's "finest wines available to humanity" line, Marwood just nods in agreement.
*** They hadn't been given anything to eat so Marwood is stuffing his face with whatever was left on the table from the previous customer.
*** And the fact that the farmer and Withnail were ''right''. When Marwood finally takes his advice for lack of any other option, the bull turns tail and runs back into its field.
** While in the tea room, as Withnail is raving, Marwood is just happily eating and asking for cake. After Withnail's "finest wines available to humanity" line, Marwood just nods in agreement.
*** They hadn't been given anything to eat so Marwood is stuffing his face with whatever was left on the table from the previous customer.
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** To Withnail's insistence that if he runs at the randy bull while shouting, it won't gore him: "A coward you are, Withnail. An expert on bulls you are not!"
***not!" And the fact that the farmer and Withnail were ''right''. When Marwood finally takes his advice for lack of any other option, the bull turns tail and runs back into its field.
** While in the tea room, as Withnail is raving, Marwood is just happily eating and asking for cake. After Withnail's "finest wines available to humanity" line, Marwood just nods in agreement. \n*** They hadn't been given anything to eat so Marwood is stuffing his face with whatever was left on the table from the previous customer.
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** While in the tea room, as Withnail is raving, Marwood is just happily eating and asking for cake. After Withnail's "finest wines available to humanity" line, Marwood just nods in agreement.
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--->'''Danny:''' I don't advise getting a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. \\
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--->'''Danny:''' I don't advise getting a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. \\
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*** And the fact that Withnail was ''right''. When Marwood finally takes his advice for lack of any other option, the bull turns tail and runs back into its field.
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*** And the fact that the farmer and Withnail was were ''right''. When Marwood finally takes his advice for lack of any other option, the bull turns tail and runs back into its field.
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*** And the fact that Withnail was ''right''. When Marwood finally takes his advice for lack of any other option, the bull turns tail and runs back into its field.
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--->'''Withnail:''' What are we supposed to do with that?\\
'''Marwood:''' Eat it.\\
'''Withnail:''' ''Eat it?'' Fucker's alive!\\
'''Marwood:''' Yeah, you've got to kill it.\\
'''Withnail:''' Me!? I'm the firelighter and fuel collector.\\
'''Marwood:''' Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. It takes away your appetite just looking at it.\\
'''Withnail:''' No it doesn't, I'm starving. How do we make it ''die?''
'''Marwood:''' You've gotta strangle it. Listen. I think we should throttle it now before it starts trying to make friends with us.\\
'''Withnail:''' Alright, here's the plan. You hold it down, I'll strangle it.\\
'''Marwood:''' I can't. It's got big, beady eyes. They stare you out.\\
'''Withnail:''' It's a bloody chicken! Just imagine it with bacon across its back! Alright. ''(grabs chicken)'' I'll deal with it. You'll have to get its guts out.
'''Marwood:''' Eat it.\\
'''Withnail:''' ''Eat it?'' Fucker's alive!\\
'''Marwood:''' Yeah, you've got to kill it.\\
'''Withnail:''' Me!? I'm the firelighter and fuel collector.\\
'''Marwood:''' Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. It takes away your appetite just looking at it.\\
'''Withnail:''' No it doesn't, I'm starving. How do we make it ''die?''
'''Marwood:''' You've gotta strangle it. Listen. I think we should throttle it now before it starts trying to make friends with us.\\
'''Withnail:''' Alright, here's the plan. You hold it down, I'll strangle it.\\
'''Marwood:''' I can't. It's got big, beady eyes. They stare you out.\\
'''Withnail:''' It's a bloody chicken! Just imagine it with bacon across its back! Alright. ''(grabs chicken)'' I'll deal with it. You'll have to get its guts out.
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--->'''Withnail:''' What are we supposed to do with that?\\
'''Marwood:'''that?
--->'''Marwood:''' Eatit.\\
'''Withnail:'''it.
--->'''Withnail:''' ''Eat it?'' Fucker'salive!\\
'''Marwood:'''alive!
--->'''Marwood:''' Yeah, you've got to killit.\\
'''Withnail:'''it.
--->'''Withnail:''' Me!? I'm the firelighter and fuelcollector.\\
'''Marwood:'''collector.
--->'''Marwood:''' Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. It takes away your appetite just looking atit.\\
'''Withnail:'''it.
--->'''Withnail:''' No it doesn't, I'm starving. How do we make it ''die?''
'''Marwood:''' --->'''Marwood:''' You've gotta strangle it. Listen. I think we should throttle it now before it starts trying to make friends with us.\\
'''Withnail:'''us.
--->'''Withnail:''' Alright, here's the plan. You hold it down, I'll strangleit.\\
'''Marwood:'''it.
--->'''Marwood:''' I can't. It's got big, beady eyes. They stare youout.\\
'''Withnail:'''out.
--->'''Withnail:''' It's a bloody chicken! Just imagine it with bacon across its back! Alright. ''(grabs chicken)'' I'll deal with it. You'll have to get its guts out.
'''Marwood:'''
--->'''Marwood:''' Eat
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--->'''Withnail:''' ''Eat it?'' Fucker's
'''Marwood:'''
--->'''Marwood:''' Yeah, you've got to kill
'''Withnail:'''
--->'''Withnail:''' Me!? I'm the firelighter and fuel
'''Marwood:'''
--->'''Marwood:''' Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. It takes away your appetite just looking at
'''Withnail:'''
--->'''Withnail:''' No it doesn't, I'm starving. How do we make it ''die?''
'''Withnail:'''
--->'''Withnail:''' Alright, here's the plan. You hold it down, I'll strangle
'''Marwood:'''
--->'''Marwood:''' I can't. It's got big, beady eyes. They stare you
'''Withnail:'''
--->'''Withnail:''' It's a bloody chicken! Just imagine it with bacon across its back! Alright. ''(grabs chicken)'' I'll deal with it. You'll have to get its guts out.
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'''Marwood:''' You've gotta strangle it. Listen. I think we should throttle it now before it starts trying to make friends with us.\\
'''Withnail:''' Alright, here's the plan. You hold it down, I'll strangle it.\\
'''Marwood:''' I can't. It's got big, beady eyes. They stare you out.\\
'''Withnail:''' It's a bloody chicken! Just imagine it with bacon across its back! Alright. ''(grabs chicken)'' I'll deal with it. You'll have to get its guts out.
'''Withnail:''' Alright, here's the plan. You hold it down, I'll strangle it.\\
'''Marwood:''' I can't. It's got big, beady eyes. They stare you out.\\
'''Withnail:''' It's a bloody chicken! Just imagine it with bacon across its back! Alright. ''(grabs chicken)'' I'll deal with it. You'll have to get its guts out.
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** When Withnail keeps insistently demanding to know whether the farmer -- who is dressed like a farmer, driving a tractor, riding around a large farm and overall looking exactly like a farmer -- is in fact the farmer:
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** After barely keeping Monty from raping him, he stalks into Withnail's bedroom with a lamp and a growl.
--->'''Marwood:''' You bastard, wake up. ''(into Withnail's ear)'' Wake up, you bastard, or I'll burn this bastard bed down!
--->'''Marwood:''' You bastard, wake up. ''(into Withnail's ear)'' Wake up, you bastard, or I'll burn this bastard bed down!
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** As Monty starts to repeat the litany of lies Withnail told him about Marwood, the poor man's panic quickly rises to the surface, ending with a strained "He told you that?!"
