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** A hilariously passive-aggressive note, encouraging Dr. Lazarin and his team to show respect for the remains of the Elderoots - and to keep any particularly gruesome experiments away from the Aurin.

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** A hilariously passive-aggressive note, encouraging Dr. Lazarin and his team to show respect for the remains of the Elderoots - and to keep any particularly gruesome experiments away from the Aurin.
--> Otherwise, Dr. Lazarin will need to fill out many more injury liability reports, and we are certain he doesn't want to do that AGAIN.
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* The /strain emote. A horrific Strain beast erupts from your chest and starts gnashing at the air. Your character is properly horrified and covers their eyes. Then the creature shoots straight back into your chest, your character dares to open an eye, pats their chest, decide that they're fine, and shrug off the incident immediately afterwards.

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* Attempting to wow the Darkspur Cartel with your karaoke prowess, which treats you to a brief cutscene.
--> Survive the bar brawl your "singing" has caused.

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!! Galactic Archive
* The lyrics to "Veggie Girl" in the GA entry for the Veggies.
** A professor notes that the walking, talking veggies might put him off vegetables for a while.
* Scan-Bot Analysis, which are oftentimes less extensive examinations on the observed phenomena, more your little probe's personal notes and woes latched onto education entries.
** On Skeech: It begs to keep one of their plushies after you are done studying them.
** Also on Skeech: It asks that it be given an oil-bath after studying their internals. Should an oil-bath prove impossible to prepare, it asks that you just press the [[DrivenToSuicide self-destruct button.]]
** On Terranite: It wishes that it could have a Terranite coating, but the substance would render it completely unable to float. It rests easy knowing it's practicably indestructible anyway as [[LampshadeHanging it definitely does not get destroyed on a regular basis then downloaded into a new shell without any knowledge of its multiple demises.]]



-->Scanbot will be happy to field this query from user! As user knows, scanbot is quite familiar with Granok biology, and has observed Granok reproduction on several occasions, even when scanbot has been repeatedly asked to cease and desist from such observations. Do not judge scanbot!\\
Anyway, over time scanbot has determined that Granok reproduce in much the same way as other biological species - very carefully!\\

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-->Scanbot will be happy to field this query from user! As user knows, scanbot is quite familiar with Granok biology, and has observed Granok reproduction on several occasions, even when scanbot has been repeatedly asked to cease and desist from such observations. Do not judge scanbot!\\
scanbot!\\\
Anyway, over time scanbot has determined that Granok reproduce in much the same way as other biological species - very carefully!\\carefully!\\\



** [[http://wildstaronline.tumblr.com/post/89910004074/can-aurin-grow-facial-hair Aurin can in fact grow facial hair.]] At will and at a shockingly rapid pace, for both genders. They just don't do it because beards aren't quite as fashionable with Arborians.

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** * [[http://wildstaronline.tumblr.com/post/89910004074/can-aurin-grow-facial-hair Aurin can in fact grow facial hair.]] At will and at a shockingly rapid pace, for both genders. They just don't do it because beards aren't quite as fashionable with Arborians.
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** [[http://wildstaronline.tumblr.com/post/89910004074/can-aurin-grow-facial-hair Aurin can in fact grow facial hair.]] At will and at a shockingly rapid pace, for both genders. They just don't do it because beards aren't quite as fashionable with Arborians.
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--> I will and must find a cure. The answer lies here somewhere. It must, I tell you! Damn this pitiless universe and all the horror it contains! I cannot go on!\\
I hope this advice proves helpful.

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--> I will and must find a cure. The answer lies here somewhere. It must, I tell you! Damn this pitiless universe and all the horror it contains! I cannot go on!\\
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I hope this advice proves helpful.\\

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I hope this advice proves helpful.\\
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--> I will and must find a cure. The answer lies here somewhere. It must, I tell you! Damn this pitiless universe and all the horror it contains! I cannot go on! \\
I hope this advice proves helpful.

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--> I will and must find a cure. The answer lies here somewhere. It must, I tell you! Damn this pitiless universe and all the horror it contains! I cannot go on! \\
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I hope this advice proves helpful.\\
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--> I will and must find a cure. The answer lies here somewhere. It must, I tell you! Damn this pitiless universe and all the horror it contains! I cannot go on!
--> I hope this advice proves helpful.

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--> I will and must find a cure. The answer lies here somewhere. It must, I tell you! Damn this pitiless universe and all the horror it contains! I cannot go on!
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** The draken's ALARMING USE OF CAPITALS from the [[http://wildstaronline.tumblr.com/post/89982973766/mordesh-wretch-i-have-an-overwhelming-hunger-for-this 'Infuriated']] letter. Also, Victor solving the "recipe" for love.
--> Even then, it should have been painfully obvious to anyone with a microscope and basic understanding of thermodynamic phase transitions that the base was 95% nutmeg and 3.8% barium sulfate.

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--> Damn this pitiless universe and all the horror it contains! I cannot go on! I hope this advice proves helpful.

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--> I will and must find a cure. The answer lies here somewhere. It must, I tell you! Damn this pitiless universe and all the horror it contains! I cannot go on! on!
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--> Damn this pitiless universe and all the horror it contains! I cannot go on!
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** Bonus points to Victor's hilariously dark MoodWhiplash in the Ms. Squeezikins letter.
--> Damn this pitiless universe and all the horror it contains! I cannot go on! [Pause] I hope this advice proves helpful.

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** Bonus points to Victor's hilariously dark MoodWhiplash in the [[http://wildstaronline.tumblr.com/post/89899291921/ask-amorous-advice-of-dr-lazarin Ms. Squeezikins letter.
letter.]]
--> Damn this pitiless universe and all the horror it contains! I cannot go on! [Pause] I on!
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** Bonus points to Victor's hilarious MoodWhiplash in the Ms. Squeezikins letter.

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** Bonus points to Victor's hilarious hilariously dark MoodWhiplash in the Ms. Squeezikins letter.
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* Dr. Lazarin's Amorous Advice. Just, all of it.
** Bonus points to Victor's hilarious MoodWhiplash in the Ms. Squeezikins letter.
--> Damn this pitiless universe and all the horror it contains! I cannot go on! [Pause] I hope this advice proves helpful.

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!! The official Tumblr
* Question: How do Granok reproduce? Are they carved from stone?
-->Scanbot will be happy to field this query from user! As user knows, scanbot is quite familiar with Granok biology, and has observed Granok reproduction on several occasions, even when scanbot has been repeatedly asked to cease and desist from such observations. Do not judge scanbot!\\
Anyway, over time scanbot has determined that Granok reproduce in much the same way as other biological species - very carefully!\\
Yes, Scanbot will be here all millennium, users. Please tip user’s wait-staff.

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** In another report, Commander Stonebreaker wishes to acquire vastly more beer rations for his troops "for science."
** Deadeye Brightland offers to put a couple of bullets into the Entity, and is soundly rejected.
** Queen Everstar reiterates her wish to "hug each and every Exile" on the planet, and studies about the physical and psychological benefits of the endeavour are ongoing.



* At another part of the zone, you find a wrecked ship, with the pilot and co-pilot arguing about who's fault it was.

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* At another part of the zone, you find a wrecked ship, with the pilot and co-pilot arguing about who's fault it was.
was. Particularly amusing is that when the co-pilot expresses disgust at the blame being pinned on him, he realizes that yes, it ''was'' his fault.
-->'''Co-Pilot''': Uh, oops?
* During the crazed Freebots episode, you have the option of obtaining emergency rations (Walatusk livers) for the pilots who had crashed their ship. Once you collect all the required livers, you come back to a corpse and four [[ImAHumanitarian very well fed pilots.]]
-->'''PC''': Uh...
-->'''Pilot''': What? Quit starin' at me like that!
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-->''Aurin Bar Patron'': Your breath smells like dirt. Literally.

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-->''Aurin -->'''Aurin Bar Patron'': Patron''': Your breath smells like dirt. Literally.
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-->'''Krag''': So tell me, love, did it hurt?
-->'''Kezzia''': What?
-->'''Krag''': When you fell from heaven.
-->'''Kezzia''': Awwww!
-->'''Krag''': Because your face is really messed up!
-->'''Kezzia''': Ugh....
-->''Krag''': Boom! You just got Stud-rocked!
-->''Kezzia'': Go crawl under the rock from whence you came, you blithering idiot!
-->''Krag'': Your anger only confirms the burning passion you have for the Rok! Baby, shut the hell up and give me some of that sweet, sweet lovin'!
-->''Kezzia'': Ack, you're a monster, get away from me!

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-->'''Krag''': So tell me, love, did it hurt?
-->'''Kezzia''': What?
-->'''Krag''':
hurt?\\
'''Kezzia''': What?\\
'''Krag''':
When you fell from heaven.
-->'''Kezzia''': Awwww!
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heaven.\\
'''Kezzia''': Awwww!\\
'''Krag''':
Because your face is really messed up!
-->'''Kezzia''': Ugh....
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up!\\
'''Kezzia''': Ugh.... \\
'''Krag''':
Boom! You just got Stud-rocked!
-->''Kezzia'':
Stud-rocked!\\
'''Kezzia''':
Go crawl under the rock from whence you came, you blithering idiot!
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idiot!\\
'''Krag''':
Your anger only confirms the burning passion you have for the Rok! Baby, shut the hell up and give me some of that sweet, sweet lovin'!
-->''Kezzia'':
lovin'!\\
'''Kezzia''':
Ack, you're a monster, get away from me!




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* In Thayd, one of the Secret Op reports has an additional note at the end.
--> The XAS wishes to reiterate, particularly to the esteemed Dr. Lazarin, that XAS members are NOT authorized to obtain a sample of the Strain for their "own personal studies".

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-->''Krag''': Boom! You just got Stud-rocked!
-->''Kezzia'': Go crawl under the rock from whence you came, you blithering idiot!
-->''Krag'': Your anger only confirms the burning passion you have for the Rok! Baby, shut the hell up and give me some of that sweet, sweet lovin'!
-->''Kezzia'': Ack, you're a monster, get away from me!
** Earlier still you can find him attempting to and failing to flirt with many of the female bar patrons at the Last Man Standing. Particularly amusing is when he gets violently rejected by Aurin, creatures several times below his size, and still goes down hard from a simple slap.
-->''Aurin Bar Patron'': Your breath smells like dirt. Literally.

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* Though terrifyingly destructive and powerful, watching the Eldan Annihilator try to get its foot unstuck is always amusing.

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* Though terrifyingly destructive and powerful, watching the Eldan Annihilator try to get its foot unstuck is always amusing.



* The Pix Pox sidequest. You have to cure and treat sick and injured Mordesh by injecting them with the antibodies and bandaging them up, respectively. Throughout the entire infirmary, your are projectile vomited on. The real crowner is one of the cured Alchemists realizing he now has to go back to work, and starts debating if he was better off with the Pox.

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* The Pix Pox sidequest. You have to cure and treat and cure sick and injured Mordesh by injecting them with the antibodies and bandaging them up, respectively. Throughout the entire infirmary, your you are projectile vomited on. The real crowner is one of the cured Alchemists realizing he now has to go back to work, and starts debating if he was better off with the Pox.


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** Also amusing are the explanations about why your choice was so horrible. Liking the colour red, for example, points towards a disposition to violence, disobedience, and drunken bar fights, among other things.

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** Though some of the other cured Alchemists are surprisingly cheerful for Mordesh.
-->'''Cured Alchemist''': Wait, I think I'm going to spew! Haha, fooled you.
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--> Destiny can be a ''difficult'' burden to bear... especially when you're basically a zombie.
--> Death continues to deny me... perhaps I shall have a funeral and see if he shows up.
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* Krag Studrok taking advantage of the Lopp treaty to try and chat up Huntress Kezzia. She is naturally horrified. Until...

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* Krag Studrok taking advantage of the Lopp treaty to try and chat up Huntress Kezzia. She is naturally horrified. Until...Though one line almost works!

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* Krag Studrok taking advantage of the Lopp treaty to try and chat up Huntress Kezzia. She is naturally horrified. Until...
-->'''Krag''': So tell me, love, did it hurt?
-->'''Kezzia''': What?
-->'''Krag''': When you fell from heaven.
-->'''Kezzia''': Awwww!
-->'''Krag''': Because your face is really messed up!
-->'''Kezzia''': Ugh....
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* In the greenhouse area, the first mission is to rescue some animate quasi-sentient veggies from chua attackers. After you get them to safety, a 'hungry aurin' comes up, and ends up chasing around one of the veggies until he catches and eats it.

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* In the midst of intimidating an unfortunate citizen, Darkspur Cartel members Jagg and Alphonse have a discussion about carbohydrates, bread, and low-carb bread.
** You can find them again in Galeras, this time discussing exercise, scheduling, and the "Hakira Horndancer" dance video series while next to a shallow grave they just dug.

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