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* The devspeak disclaimer starts on normal and then goes on to ridiculous.
-->''Disclaimer'' This video you are about to seed does not represent the final version of Wildstar. You will see content in these videos that are works in progress, some more than others. All player abilities will likely change in some way before launch. This video is our attempt to provide as detailed an explantion of Wildstar's core gameplay, while still leaving content for you to discover once we go live. Enjoy. When Devspeak begins, please fasten your seatbelt. Insert the metal fittings one into the other, and tighten by pulling on the loose end of the strap. if you do not have a seatbelt please notify a nearby friend of family member and use your best efforts to secure yourself to your chair, sofa, stool, beanbag, or exercise ball. Take a momment to locate the emergency exits around you. In some cases, your nearest exit may be behind you. If an evacuation of Devspeak is required, the resulting blue screen of death will direct you to leave your current location, stand on the street, and cluck like a chicken. Imitations of similar poultry- such as ducks, geese, emus, and guineafowl- are also acceptable. In the case of decompression, players already inside our closed beta tests will have oxygen masks descend from above. Please place mask firmly over your mouth and begin breathing normally. However, usage of the oxygen mask in view of others will constitute public acknowledgement of your placement in the beta, which is a violation of our Non-disclsure Agreement. Consider your options carefully. We would like to remind you that this is a non-smoking video. Tampering with this video to add smoke through the use of post-production software is prohbiited by the cinematics team. If you do, however, see smoke, there is something wrong with your computer, and you should probably turn it off around now. Or don't. I mean, it's your power supply. You're an adult, and you get to decide what that means. If you have any other questions regarding devspeak safety, please reference additional information at our website, www.wildstar-online.com On behalf of all us at Carbine Studios, we'd like to thank you for your attention throughout this disclaimer, and for your continued patronage. Now, please sit back, relax, and enjoy the video. No you cannot have any peanuts.
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* The devspeak disclaimer starts on normal and then goes on to ridiculous.
-->''Disclaimer''
Disclaimer from [=DevSpeak=]: Paths.

--> '''Disclaimer'''

-->
This video you are about to seed does not represent the final version of Wildstar. You will see content in these videos that are works in progress, some more than others. All player abilities will likely change in some way before launch. This video is our attempt to provide as detailed an explantion explanation of Wildstar's core gameplay, while still leaving content for you to discover once we go live. Enjoy.

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When Devspeak DevSpeak begins, please fasten your seatbelt. Insert the metal fittings one into the other, and tighten by pulling on the loose end of the strap. if If you do not have a seatbelt please notify a nearby friend of family member and use your best efforts to secure yourself to your chair, sofa, stool, beanbag, or exercise ball. ball.

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Take a momment moment to locate the emergency exits around you. In some cases, your nearest exit may be behind you. If an evacuation of Devspeak DevSpeak is required, the resulting blue screen of death will direct you to leave your current location, stand on the street, and cluck like a chicken. Imitations of similar poultry- such as ducks, geese, emus, and guineafowl- guinea fowl- are also acceptable. acceptable.

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In the case of decompression, players already inside our closed beta tests will have oxygen masks descend from above. Please place mask firmly over your mouth and begin breathing normally. However, usage of the oxygen mask in view of others will constitute public acknowledgement of your placement in the beta, which is a violation of our Non-disclsure Non-Disclsure Agreement. Consider your options carefully.

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We would like to remind you that this is a non-smoking video. Tampering with this video to add smoke through the use of post-production software is prohbiited prohibited by the cinematics team. If you do, however, see smoke, there is something wrong with your computer, and you should probably turn it off around now. Or don't. I mean, it's your power supply. You're an adult, and you get to decide what that means.

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If you have any other questions regarding devspeak DevSpeak safety, please reference additional information at our website, www.wildstar-online.com On behalf of all us at Carbine Studios, we'd like to thank you for your attention throughout this disclaimer, and for your continued patronage. Now, please sit back, relax, and enjoy the video.

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No you cannot have any peanuts.
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* The Voice of [=DevSpeak=], Stephen Frost has thing for Rowsdowers, so much that they have become the unofficial mascot and the highlight of every video. Unsurprisingly, they have appeared in every [=DevSpeak=] so far.

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* The Voice of [=DevSpeak=], Stephen Stephan Frost has thing for Rowsdowers, so much that they have become the unofficial mascot and the highlight of every video. Unsurprisingly, they have appeared in every [=DevSpeak=] so far.
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* "What is WildStar?"

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* "What is WildStar?"[=WildStar=]?"

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* "What is WildStar?"
--> '''Narrator:''' "Where is this lost world? What mysteries and wonders would be found there? And does it conceal ancient technologies and forbidden magic of awesome, unimaginable power? Guess what? [[spoiler:You're gonna find out, Cupcake!]]
--> '''Narrator:''' Nexus has just been discovered, and things are about to get [BLEEP] real.

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* Agent Voxine's "different alternative" for her class.
** Hell, the entire class in general. Some great points include:
*** The cliff the Explorer drawing is standing on breaking off, taking him and his flag with it.
*** The actual Explorer falling to his death.
*** The DistantReactionShot with the Settler.
*** The positively horrified looks on the Cassians faces and the [[FreezeFrameBonus only Mechari in the class]] [[FunnyBackgroundEvent chewing his "nails" in fear,]] contrasted by the well and truly psyched Draken.
* Several points in the 'Debut Trailer'

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* Official "Paths" Flick
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Agent Voxine's "different alternative" for her class.
** Hell, the entire class in general. Some great points include:
***
The cliff the Explorer drawing is standing on breaking off, taking him and his flag with it.
*** ** The actual Explorer falling to his death.
*** ** The DistantReactionShot with the Settler.
*** ** The positively horrified looks on the Cassians faces and the [[FreezeFrameBonus only Mechari in the class]] [[FunnyBackgroundEvent chewing his "nails" in fear,]] contrasted by the well and truly psyched Draken.
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* The Mordersh in Dirty Little Secrets stroking and comforting its pet... tentacle... thing... in a beaker.

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* "Dirty Little Secrets"
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The Mordersh in Dirty Little Secrets stroking and comforting its pet... tentacle... thing... in a beaker.

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! [=DevSpeak=], Carbine in general

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! [=DevSpeak=], Disclaimer Guy, Carbine in general



!! [=DevSpeak=]

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!! [=DevSpeak=]!! Disclaimer Guy




!! [=DevSpeak=]




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* [=DevSpeak=]: Housing
** Frost demonstrates how flexible the system is:
--> '''Frost:''' Build a floating chair on an upside down table! See if I care!
** Before the video ends, Frost wishes that you enjoy housing as much as he does.
--> '''Frost:''' (shot of a sleeping naked Granok covered in plushies) Well, maybe not as much as I do...
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! Character Interviews, Blog Posts




! Personality Videos, Trailers



** And to bring things full circle, when they [[spoiler:crash into some Eldan ruins]]:
--> '''Buck:''' Nobody. Touch. '''Anything.'''



** Malvolio's reaction to a Chua putting a bomb in his goblet.
--> '''Malvolio Portius:''' (completely deadpan, more annoyed that anything else) Oh, not again...

! [=DevSpeak=], Carbine in general

Though Carbine is serious in their commitment to making games, they also know how to have fun. And lots of it.

!! [=DevSpeak=]



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* The Voice of [=DevSpeak=], Stephen Frost has thing for Rowsdowers, so much that they have become the unofficial mascot and the highlight of every video. Unsurprisingly, they have appeared in every [=DevSpeak=] so far.
** In "Housing," after murdering the indigenous squatters on his sky plot and blowing up the trees, he walks up to a Rowsdower and says this:
--> '''Frost:''' Oh hey. You can stay.
** In "Movement," he uses dash to get near one.
--> '''Frost:''' That little sheep over there! What up.
** In "Paths," as his Soldier Stalker Brofessional, he [[spoiler:murders one.]]
--> '''Frost:''' Me? I just like to kill things!
** In "Aiming," Brofessional [[spoiler:ups the ante by blowing up scores of Rowsdowers to appropriate MagnificentBastard music.]]
--> '''Brofessional:''' [[spoiler:(laughs as scores of Rowdowers are turned into LudicrousGibs, then cockily does a "TA DA!" to the carnage.)]]

!! Meet the Crew
* [[https://vine.co/v/hAZblLLMEpK Meet Crunch Food Thief and Lead Scripter Doug Koup]]
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* The devspeak disclaimer starts on normal and then goes on to ridiculous.
-->''Disclaimer'' This video you are about to seed does not represent the final version of Wildstar. You will see content in these videos that are works in progress, some more than others. All player abilities will likely change in some way before launch. This video is our attempt to provide as detailed an explantion of Wildstar's core gameplay, while still leaving content for you to discover once we go live. Enjoy. When Devspeak begins, please fasten your seatbelt. Insert the metal fittings one into the other, and tighten by pulling on the loose end of the strap. if you do not have a seatbelt please notify a nearby friend of family member and use your best efforts to secure yourself to your chair, sofa, stool, beanbag, or exercise ball. Take a momment to locate the emergency exits around you. In some cases, your nearest exit may be behind you. If an evacuation of Devspeak is required, the resulting blue screen of death will direct you to leave your current location, stand on the street, and cluck like a chicken. Imitations of similar poultry- such as ducks, geese, emus, and guineafowl- are also acceptable. In the case of decompression, players already inside our closed beta tests will have oxygen masks descend from above. Please place mask firmly over your mouth and begin breathing normally. However, usage of the oxygen mask in view of others will constitute public acknowledgement of your placement in the beta, which is a violation of our Non-disclsure Agreement. Consider your options carefully. We would like to remind you that this is a non-smoking video. Tampering with this video to add smoke through the use of post-production software is prohbiited by the cinematics team. If you do, however, see smoke, there is something wrong with your computer, and you should probably turn it off around now. Or don't. I mean, it's your power supply. You're an adult, and you get to decide what that means. If you have any other questions regarding devspeak safety, please reference additional information at our website, www.wildstar-online.com On behalf of all us at Carbine Studios, we'd like to thank you for your attention throughout this disclaimer, and for your continued patronage. Now, please sit back, relax, and enjoy the video. No you cannot have any peanuts.
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* The Mordersh in Dirty Little Secrets stroking and comforting its pet... tentacle... thing... in a beaker.
** YMMV, but this troper found it positively hilarious that Malvolio Portius was being poured a new glass of Something Expensive in the beginning of the video.
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** Hell, the entire class in general. Some great points include:
*** The cliff the Explorer drawing is standing on breaking off, taking him and his flag with it.
*** The actual Explorer falling to his death.
*** The DistantReactionShot with the Settler.
*** The positively horrified looks on the Cassians faces and the [[FreezeFrameBonus only Mechari in the class]] [[FunnyBackgroundEvent chewing his "nails" in fear,]] contrasted by the well and truly psyched Draken.
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--> '''Liara:''' Every life on this planet is precious <giant monster erupts from the ground> [[OhCrap Except that one]].

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--> '''Liara:''' Every life on this planet is precious <giant monster erupts precious! (Stemdragon emerges from the ground> ground.) [[OhCrap Except that one]].



---> '''Buck:''' Haaaaad to go an touch it.

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---> '''Buck:''' Haaaaad to go an and touch it.it...
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--> '''Aurin:''' Every life on this planet is precious <giant monster erupts from the ground> [[OhCrap Except that one]].

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--> '''Aurin:''' '''Liara:''' Every life on this planet is precious <giant monster erupts from the ground> [[OhCrap Except that one]].
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* Several points in the 'Debut Trailer'
--> '''Aurin:''' Every life on this planet is precious <giant monster erupts from the ground> [[OhCrap Except that one]].
**Another point where Buck, the human finds a giant robot and just had get up close:
---> '''Buck:''' Haaaaad to go an touch it.
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* Agent Voxine's "alternate way out" for her class.

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* Agent Voxine's "alternate way out" "different alternative" for her class.
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* Agent Voxine's "alternate way out" for her class.
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* From Meet the Draken:

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* From [[http://www.wildstar-online.com/en/news/meet_the_draken.php Meet the Draken:Draken:]]
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** From the same interview:
--> '''Khuvor:''' I have also slain many Skeech! Foul little cave-dwellers found on Nexus. Foes like Marauders and Falkrin prove a test of skill… but the Skeech are a test of endurance! Their numbers are many. They are too stupid to retreat. And they die by the score!
'''Reporter:''' How do they taste?

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** From the same interview:
--> '''Khuvor:''' I have also slain many Skeech! Foul little cave-dwellers found on Nexus. Foes like Marauders and Falkrin prove a test of skill… but the Skeech are a test of endurance! Their numbers are many. They are too stupid to retreat. And they die by the score!
score!\\
'''Reporter:''' How do they taste?taste?\\
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'''Khuvor:''' Very well. You have ''ten'' minutes! Now get moving. The stench of cowards is easy to track!

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'''Khuvor:''' Very well. You have ''ten'' minutes! Now get moving. The stench of cowards is easy to track!track!
--> '''Khuvor:''' I have also slain many Skeech! Foul little cave-dwellers found on Nexus. Foes like Marauders and Falkrin prove a test of skill… but the Skeech are a test of endurance! Their numbers are many. They are too stupid to retreat. And they die by the score!
'''Reporter:''' How do they taste?
'''Khuvor:''' Terrible and blue! They are only good for slaughter!
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-->Q: Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…\\
A: No. We are not finished.\\
Q: Sorry?\\
A: The time has come. You may have a five minute head start!\\
Q: Head start? For what?\\
A: The hunt! And there is no hunt if there is no chase! The chase burns in the blood of every Draken! You thought I would stand for your insolent questions without reason? I have studied you. Your weakness. Your survival instinct. Your fear. They are strong. You will make for... unusual prey.\\
Q: Me? But I'm just a reporter! I have deadlines. I'm out of shape. And I'd be very stringy…\\
A: I thirst for the kill! And I have never stalked a “reporter” before. Even if the hunt is short, your skull will indeed be a rare trophy!\\
Q: This is crazy. Please, don't do this!\\
A: Very well. You have ''ten'' minutes! Now get moving. The stench of cowards is easy to track!

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-->Q: -->'''Reporter:''' Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…\\
A: '''Khuvor:''' No. We are not finished.\\
Q: '''Reporter:''' Sorry?\\
A: '''Khuvor:''' The time has come. You may have a five minute head start!\\
Q: '''Reporter:''' Head start? For what?\\
A: '''Khuvor:''' The hunt! And there is no hunt if there is no chase! The chase burns in the blood of every Draken! You thought I would stand for your insolent questions without reason? I have studied you. Your weakness. Your survival instinct. Your fear. They are strong. You will make for... unusual prey.\\
Q: '''Reporter:''' Me? But I'm just a reporter! I have deadlines. I'm out of shape. And I'd be very stringy…\\
A: '''Khuvor:''' I thirst for the kill! And I have never stalked a “reporter” before. Even if the hunt is short, your skull will indeed be a rare trophy!\\
Q: '''Reporter:''' This is crazy. Please, don't do this!\\
A: '''Khuvor:''' Very well. You have ''ten'' minutes! Now get moving. The stench of cowards is easy to track!
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-->Q: Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…//
A: No. We are not finished.//
Q: Sorry?//
A: The time has come. You may have a five minute head start!//
Q: Head start? For what?//
A: The hunt! And there is no hunt if there is no chase! The chase burns in the blood of every Draken! You thought I would stand for your insolent questions without reason? I have studied you. Your weakness. Your survival instinct. Your fear. They are strong. You will make for... unusual prey.//
Q: Me? But I'm just a reporter! I have deadlines. I'm out of shape. And I'd be very stringy…//
A: I thirst for the kill! And I have never stalked a “reporter” before. Even if the hunt is short, your skull will indeed be a rare trophy!//
Q: This is crazy. Please, don't do this!//

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-->Q: Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…//
Khuvor…\\
A: No. We are not finished.//
\\
Q: Sorry?//
Sorry?\\
A: The time has come. You may have a five minute head start!//
start!\\
Q: Head start? For what?//
what?\\
A: The hunt! And there is no hunt if there is no chase! The chase burns in the blood of every Draken! You thought I would stand for your insolent questions without reason? I have studied you. Your weakness. Your survival instinct. Your fear. They are strong. You will make for... unusual prey.//
\\
Q: Me? But I'm just a reporter! I have deadlines. I'm out of shape. And I'd be very stringy…//
stringy…\\
A: I thirst for the kill! And I have never stalked a “reporter” before. Even if the hunt is short, your skull will indeed be a rare trophy!//
trophy!\\
Q: This is crazy. Please, don't do this!//this!\\
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-->Q: Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…
A: No. We are not finished.
Q: Sorry?
A: The time has come. You may have a five minute head start!
Q: Head start? For what?
A: The hunt! And there is no hunt if there is no chase! The chase burns in the blood of every Draken! You thought I would stand for your insolent questions without reason? I have studied you. Your weakness. Your survival instinct. Your fear. They are strong. You will make for... unusual prey.
Q: Me? But I'm just a reporter! I have deadlines. I'm out of shape. And I'd be very stringy…
A: I thirst for the kill! And I have never stalked a “reporter” before. Even if the hunt is short, your skull will indeed be a rare trophy!
Q: This is crazy. Please, don't do this!

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-->Q: Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…
Khuvor…//
A: No. We are not finished.
finished.//
Q: Sorry?
Sorry?//
A: The time has come. You may have a five minute head start!
start!//
Q: Head start? For what?
what?//
A: The hunt! And there is no hunt if there is no chase! The chase burns in the blood of every Draken! You thought I would stand for your insolent questions without reason? I have studied you. Your weakness. Your survival instinct. Your fear. They are strong. You will make for... unusual prey.
prey.//
Q: Me? But I'm just a reporter! I have deadlines. I'm out of shape. And I'd be very stringy…
stringy…//
A: I thirst for the kill! And I have never stalked a “reporter” before. Even if the hunt is short, your skull will indeed be a rare trophy!
trophy!//
Q: This is crazy. Please, don't do this!this!//
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* From Meet the Draken:
-->Q: Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…
A: No. We are not finished.
Q: Sorry?
A: The time has come. You may have a five minute head start!
Q: Head start? For what?
A: The hunt! And there is no hunt if there is no chase! The chase burns in the blood of every Draken! You thought I would stand for your insolent questions without reason? I have studied you. Your weakness. Your survival instinct. Your fear. They are strong. You will make for... unusual prey.
Q: Me? But I'm just a reporter! I have deadlines. I'm out of shape. And I'd be very stringy…
A: I thirst for the kill! And I have never stalked a “reporter” before. Even if the hunt is short, your skull will indeed be a rare trophy!
Q: This is crazy. Please, don't do this!
A: Very well. You have ''ten'' minutes! Now get moving. The stench of cowards is easy to track!
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* From [[http://www.wildstar-online.com/en/news/meet_the_draken.php Meet the Draken:]]
** [[superscript:'''Reporter:''' Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…]]
[superscript:'''Khuvor:''' No. We are not finished.]]
'''Reporter:''' Sorry?
'''Khuvor:''' The time has come. You may have a five minute head start!
'''Reporter:''' Head start? For what?
'''Khuvor:''' The hunt! And there is no hunt if there is no chase! The chase burns in the blood of every Draken! You thought I would stand for your insolent questions without reason? I have studied you. Your weakness. Your survival instinct. Your fear. They are strong. You will make for... unusual prey.
'''Reporter:''' Me? But I'm just a reporter! I have deadlines. I'm out of shape. And I'd be very stringy…
'''Khuvor:''' I thirst for the kill! And I have never stalked a “reporter” before. Even if the hunt is short, your skull will indeed be a rare trophy!
'''Reporter:''' This is crazy. Please, don't do this!
'''Khuvor:''' Very well. You have ''ten'' minutes! Now get moving. The stench of cowards is easy to track!]]
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** [[superscript:'''Reporter:''' Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…
'''Khuvor:''' No. We are not finished.

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** [[superscript:'''Reporter:''' Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…
'''Khuvor:'''
Khuvor…]]
[superscript:'''Khuvor:'''
No. We are not finished.]]
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** '''Reporter:''' Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…
** '''Khuvor:''' No. We are not finished.
** '''Reporter:''' Sorry?
** '''Khuvor:''' The time has come. You may have a five minute head start!
** '''Reporter:''' Head start? For what?
** '''Khuvor:''' The hunt! And there is no hunt if there is no chase! The chase burns in the blood of every Draken! You thought I would stand for your insolent questions without reason? I have studied you. Your weakness. Your survival instinct. Your fear. They are strong. You will make for... unusual prey.
** '''Reporter:''' Me? But I'm just a reporter! I have deadlines. I'm out of shape. And I'd be very stringy…
** '''Khuvor:''' I thirst for the kill! And I have never stalked a “reporter” before. Even if the hunt is short, your skull will indeed be a rare trophy!
** '''Reporter:''' This is crazy. Please, don't do this!
** '''Khuvor:''' Very well. You have ''ten'' minutes! Now get moving. The stench of cowards is easy to track!

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** '''Reporter:''' [[superscript:'''Reporter:''' Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…
** '''Khuvor:''' No. We are not finished.
** '''Reporter:''' Sorry?
** '''Khuvor:''' The time has come. You may have a five minute head start!
** '''Reporter:''' Head start? For what?
** '''Khuvor:''' The hunt! And there is no hunt if there is no chase! The chase burns in the blood of every Draken! You thought I would stand for your insolent questions without reason? I have studied you. Your weakness. Your survival instinct. Your fear. They are strong. You will make for... unusual prey.
** '''Reporter:''' Me? But I'm just a reporter! I have deadlines. I'm out of shape. And I'd be very stringy…
** '''Khuvor:''' I thirst for the kill! And I have never stalked a “reporter” before. Even if the hunt is short, your skull will indeed be a rare trophy!
** '''Reporter:''' This is crazy. Please, don't do this!
** '''Khuvor:''' Very well. You have ''ten'' minutes! Now get moving. The stench of cowards is easy to track!track!]]
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** ''Reporter:'' Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…
** ''Khuvor:'' No. We are not finished.
** ''Reporter:'' Sorry?
** ''Khuvor:'' The time has come. You may have a five minute head start!
** ''Reporter:'' Head start? For what?
** ''Khuvor:'' The hunt! And there is no hunt if there is no chase! The chase burns in the blood of every Draken! You thought I would stand for your insolent questions without reason? I have studied you. Your weakness. Your survival instinct. Your fear. They are strong. You will make for... unusual prey.
** ''Reporter:'' Me? But I'm just a reporter! I have deadlines. I'm out of shape. And I'd be very stringy…
** ''Khuvor:'' I thirst for the kill! And I have never stalked a “reporter” before. Even if the hunt is short, your skull will indeed be a rare trophy!
** ''Reporter:'' This is crazy. Please, don't do this!
** ''Khuvor:'' Very well. You have '''ten''' minutes! Now get moving. The stench of cowards is easy to track!

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** ''Reporter:'' '''Reporter:''' Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…
** ''Khuvor:'' '''Khuvor:''' No. We are not finished.
** ''Reporter:'' '''Reporter:''' Sorry?
** ''Khuvor:'' '''Khuvor:''' The time has come. You may have a five minute head start!
** ''Reporter:'' '''Reporter:''' Head start? For what?
** ''Khuvor:'' '''Khuvor:''' The hunt! And there is no hunt if there is no chase! The chase burns in the blood of every Draken! You thought I would stand for your insolent questions without reason? I have studied you. Your weakness. Your survival instinct. Your fear. They are strong. You will make for... unusual prey.
** ''Reporter:'' '''Reporter:''' Me? But I'm just a reporter! I have deadlines. I'm out of shape. And I'd be very stringy…
** ''Khuvor:'' '''Khuvor:''' I thirst for the kill! And I have never stalked a “reporter” before. Even if the hunt is short, your skull will indeed be a rare trophy!
** ''Reporter:'' '''Reporter:''' This is crazy. Please, don't do this!
** ''Khuvor:'' '''Khuvor:''' Very well. You have '''ten''' ''ten'' minutes! Now get moving. The stench of cowards is easy to track!
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* From [[http://www.wildstar-online.com/en/news/meet_the_draken.php Meet the Draken:]]
** ''Reporter:'' Okay, that's a wrap. Thanks again, Khuvor…
** ''Khuvor:'' No. We are not finished.
** ''Reporter:'' Sorry?
** ''Khuvor:'' The time has come. You may have a five minute head start!
** ''Reporter:'' Head start? For what?
** ''Khuvor:'' The hunt! And there is no hunt if there is no chase! The chase burns in the blood of every Draken! You thought I would stand for your insolent questions without reason? I have studied you. Your weakness. Your survival instinct. Your fear. They are strong. You will make for... unusual prey.
** ''Reporter:'' Me? But I'm just a reporter! I have deadlines. I'm out of shape. And I'd be very stringy…
** ''Khuvor:'' I thirst for the kill! And I have never stalked a “reporter” before. Even if the hunt is short, your skull will indeed be a rare trophy!
** ''Reporter:'' This is crazy. Please, don't do this!
** ''Khuvor:'' Very well. You have '''ten''' minutes! Now get moving. The stench of cowards is easy to track!

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