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7th Jul '17 12:20:50 AM Maryloohoo
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-->'''Galinda''': Now, let's tell each other a secret that we've never told anyone before! Fiyero and I are getting married!\\''(in some productions, she proceeds to slam her face into her pillow and scream very loudly)''

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-->'''Galinda''': Now, let's tell each other a secret that we've never told anyone before! Fiyero and I are getting married!\\''(in married!''(in some productions, she proceeds to slam her face into her pillow and scream very loudly)''loudly)''\\
7th Jul '17 12:17:44 AM Maryloohoo
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-->'''Galinda''': Now, let's tell each other a secret that we've never told anyone before! Fiyero and I are getting married!\\

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-->'''Galinda''': Now, let's tell each other a secret that we've never told anyone before! Fiyero and I are getting married!\\married!\\''(in some productions, she proceeds to slam her face into her pillow and scream very loudly)''
11th May '17 3:11:56 AM annieholmes
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* The Wizard makes his machine do a really funny jaw drop and eyebrow raise when he accidently acts intimidating towards Elphaba and Galinda, only for them to reveal themselves.

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* The Wizard makes his machine do a really funny jaw drop and eyebrow raise when he accidently acts intimidating towards Elphaba and Galinda, only for them to reveal themselves.themselves.
* From the German-language production in Oberhausen: the scene where Fiyero laughs at Elphaba for having been Galinda-fied. Doesn't sound remarkable? Well. When Fiyero - the ultra-masculine Mark Seibert - imitates the "TOSS TOSS!", the sound that came out of his mouth is so high he legitimately sounds like a girl. Like ''Galinda''. [[https://pxrfectfall.tumblr.com/post/159426714838/i-didnt-expect-this-sound-to-come-out-of-marks Enjoy.]]
25th Apr '16 11:46:37 AM CJCroen1393
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** Similarly, this when Elphie arrives at the Governor's office to see Nessarose.
-->'''Nessarose:''' What are you doing here?\\
'''Elphaba:''' Well, there's no place like home.
** And a BlackComedy example:
-->'''Nessarose:''' (''to Boq as he's trying to leave'') Did you really think I'd let you leave me here ''flat!?''
24th Mar '16 11:47:44 AM Maestrojosh87
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-->'''Glinda''': And what have you accomplished besides flying around on that mangy old thing!?\\
'''Elphaba''': Well we can't ''all'' come and go by ''bubble''! Whose idea was that? The Wizard's? Of course! Even if it weren't he'd still take credit for it.\\
'''Glinda''': Well, [[LoveTriangle he's not the only one taking something that doesn't belong to him]].\\
'''Elphaba''': Oh ho. Now wait just a clock tick! I know that it is difficult for that [[DumbBlonde blissful little blonde brain of yours to comprehend]] that someone like him could choose someone like me! But it's real, it's happened, and you can wave that ridiculous little wand of yours all you want you can't change it! He doesn't belong to you, he doesn't love you! He loves me!\\

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-->'''Glinda''': And what What exactly have you accomplished been doing besides flying riding around on that mangy filthy old thing!?\\
'''Elphaba''': Well we can't ''all'' come and go by ''bubble''! Whose idea invention was that? The Wizard's? Of course! course. Even if it weren't wasn't, I'm sure he'd still take credit for it.\\
'''Glinda''': Well, [[LoveTriangle he's not the only one a lot of us are taking something things that doesn't don't belong to him]].\\
us, aren't we]]?\\
'''Elphaba''': Oh ho. Now wait just a clock tick! I know that it is difficult for that [[DumbBlonde blissful little blonde brain of yours to comprehend]] that someone like him could choose actually ''choose'' someone like me! But it's real, happened, it's happened, real, and you can wave that ridiculous little wand of yours all you want want, you can't change it! He doesn't belong to you, he doesn't love you! you, and he never did! He loves me!\\
18th Feb '16 1:36:14 PM AjWargo
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* Elphaba's little "Boo!" at the end of "What Is This Feeling?"

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* Elphaba's little "Boo!" at the end of "What Is This Feeling?"Feeling?"
* The Wizard makes his machine do a really funny jaw drop and eyebrow raise when he accidently acts intimidating towards Elphaba and Galinda, only for them to reveal themselves.
29th Jan '16 5:14:50 PM JMQwilleran
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** Also, the opening from "What Is This Feeling?"
-->'''Galinda''': (''bubbly'') Dearest darling Momsie and Popsicle...
-->'''Elphaba''': (''deadpan'') Dear father...
19th Nov '15 11:09:01 PM JMQwilleran
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-->'''Fiyero''': There's no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.

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-->'''Fiyero''': There's no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.shallow.
* Elphaba's little "Boo!" at the end of "What Is This Feeling?"
28th Sep '15 1:37:22 AM cozcat
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*** This was during Willemijn Verkaik's final matinee - she voiced Elsa in the German and Dutch dubs.
14th May '15 10:45:52 PM PaulA
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---> '''Glinda''': You heard me! (while gesturing arms to spell C-P-T-V-T) Captivity!
** Another point for her would be:
---> '''Galinda''': And he's been thinking, which really worries me.

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---> --> '''Glinda''': You heard me! (while gesturing arms to spell C-P-T-V-T) Captivity!
** * Another point for her would be:
---> --> '''Galinda''': And he's been thinking, which really worries me.



--->'''Fiyero''': Uh, listen, I've been thinking...
--->'''Elphaba''': Yes, I've heard.

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--->'''Fiyero''': Uh, listen, I've been thinking...
--->'''Elphaba''':
thinking...\\
'''Elphaba''':
Yes, I've heard.



---> '''Galinda''': Doctor Dillamond, why do you keep talking to us about the past? You're supposed to be teaching us history. ''(Everyone, especially Elphaba, give her a long look.)''

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---> --> '''Galinda''': Doctor Dillamond, why do you keep talking to us about the past? You're supposed to be teaching us history. history.\\
''(Everyone, especially Elphaba, give her a long look.)''



-->'''Glinda''': And what have you accomplished besides flying around on that mangy old thing!?
-->'''Elphaba''': Well we can't ''all'' come and go by ''bubble''! Who's idea was that? The Wizard's? Of course! Even if it weren't he'd still take credit for it.
-->'''Glinda''': Well, [[LoveTriangle he's not the only one taking something that doesn't belong to him]].
-->'''Elphaba''': Oh ho. Now wait just a clock tick! I know that it is difficult for that [[DumbBlonde blissful little blonde brain of yours to comprehend]] that someone like him could choose someone like me! But it's real, it's happened, and you can wave that ridiculous little wand of yours all you want you can't change it! He doesn't belong to you, he doesn't love you! He loves me!
-->(''Glinda smacks Elpheba'')
-->'''Elphaba''':...[[EvilLaugh AHHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!]] Feel better now?
-->'''Glinda''': Yes I do!
-->'''Elphaba''': Good. (''smacks Glinda'') So do I!
-->(''CatFight ensues, complete with Glinda [[WhatTheFuAreYouDoing swinging her wand around like a weapon]] until the Ozian guards break it up'')
-->'''Glinda''': [[LetMeAtHim LET ME GO I ALMOST HAD HER]]!!!

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-->'''Glinda''': And what have you accomplished besides flying around on that mangy old thing!?
-->'''Elphaba''':
thing!?\\
'''Elphaba''':
Well we can't ''all'' come and go by ''bubble''! Who's Whose idea was that? The Wizard's? Of course! Even if it weren't he'd still take credit for it.
-->'''Glinda''':
it.\\
'''Glinda''':
Well, [[LoveTriangle he's not the only one taking something that doesn't belong to him]].
-->'''Elphaba''':
him]].\\
'''Elphaba''':
Oh ho. Now wait just a clock tick! I know that it is difficult for that [[DumbBlonde blissful little blonde brain of yours to comprehend]] that someone like him could choose someone like me! But it's real, it's happened, and you can wave that ridiculous little wand of yours all you want you can't change it! He doesn't belong to you, he doesn't love you! He loves me!
-->(''Glinda
me!\\
(''Glinda
smacks Elpheba'')
-->'''Elphaba''':...
Elpheba'')\\
'''Elphaba''':...
[[EvilLaugh AHHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!]] Feel better now?
-->'''Glinda''':
now?\\
'''Glinda''':
Yes I do!
-->'''Elphaba''':
do!\\
'''Elphaba''':
Good. (''smacks Glinda'') So do I!
-->(''CatFight
I!\\
(''CatFight
ensues, complete with Glinda [[WhatTheFuAreYouDoing swinging her wand around like a weapon]] until the Ozian guards break it up'')
-->'''Glinda''':
up'')\\
'''Glinda''':
[[LetMeAtHim LET ME GO I ALMOST HAD HER]]!!!



** A few seconds later, Fiyero literally (at least in some productions) comes swinging onto the scene, screaming "LET THE GREEN GIRL GO!". He's swinging on a vine in a cornfield. Even Glinda's confused by this.
** In some productions, Fiyero is apparently short on rifles, so his bluff-threat of Glinda is done with...a broomstick.

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** * A few seconds later, Fiyero literally (at least in some productions) comes swinging onto the scene, screaming "LET THE GREEN GIRL GO!". He's swinging on a vine in a cornfield. Even Glinda's confused by this.
** * In some productions, Fiyero is apparently short on rifles, so his bluff-threat of Glinda is done with...a broomstick.



*** And for further hilarity, at one point Savannah Stevenson actually turned that part into a ShoutOut to Frozen ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzGeniwUpQc by singing the line]]''.

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*** ** And for further hilarity, at one point Savannah Stevenson actually turned that part into a ShoutOut to Frozen ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzGeniwUpQc by singing the line]]''.



'''Galinda''': (gleefully) Oh, he doesn't know yet!

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'''Galinda''': (gleefully) ''(gleefully)'' Oh, he doesn't know yet!



(Spoken:) Yes\\

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(Spoken:) ''(Spoken:)'' Yes\\



** Also, almost the entirety of "Popular". "La la, laa-aa, laaaaa!" For certain the moment when Galinda tries to use her new wand to turn Elphaba's frock into a "pretty ball gown".
---> '''Galinda''': *ahem* ''(in a lilting, fairy-like voice)'' Ball gown. *nothing happens* *ahem* ''(In a decidedly LESS fairy-like voice)'' BALL GOWN!!!''(shakes wand)'' "Is this thing on?" ''(tosses wand aside)'' "Wear the frock, it's pretty!"

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** Also, almost * Almost the entirety of "Popular". "La la, laa-aa, laaaaa!" For certain the moment when Galinda tries to use her new wand to turn Elphaba's frock into a "pretty ball gown".
---> '''Galinda''': -->'''Galinda''': *ahem* ''(in a lilting, fairy-like voice)'' Ball gown. *nothing happens* *ahem* ''(In a decidedly LESS fairy-like voice)'' BALL GOWN!!!''(shakes wand)'' "Is this thing on?" ''(tosses wand aside)'' "Wear the frock, it's pretty!"



-->'''Fiyero:''' You think I'm really stupid, don't you?
-->'''Elphaba:''' No, not ''really'' stupid.

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-->'''Fiyero:''' You think I'm really stupid, don't you?
-->'''Elphaba:'''
you?\\
'''Elphaba:'''
No, not ''really'' stupid.



-->'''Glinda:''' My name is Glinda, the "uh" is silent.
-->''(Wizard gives an extremely bewildered look)''

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-->'''Glinda:''' My name is Glinda, the "uh" is silent.
-->''(Wizard
silent.\\
''(Wizard
gives an extremely bewildered look)''



-->Wizard: Where I come from, we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. *{{beat}}* "We call it history."

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-->Wizard: -->'''Wizard''': Where I come from, we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. *{{beat}}* "We ''*{{beat}}*'' We call it history."



--> Elphaba: Don't shake him!
-->(Fiyero crashes and breaks open the cage)
--> Fiyero: I'm not.

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--> Elphaba: -->'''Elphaba:''' Don't shake him!
-->(Fiyero
him!\\
''(Fiyero
crashes and breaks open the cage)
--> Fiyero:
cage)''\\
'''Fiyero''':
I'm not.



-->'''Nessarose''': Mmm… What's in the punch?
-->'''Boq''': Lemons and melons and pears.
-->'''Nessarose''': Oh my!

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-->'''Nessarose''': Mmm… Mmm... What's in the punch?
-->'''Boq''':
punch?\\
'''Boq''':
Lemons and melons and pears.
-->'''Nessarose''':
pears.\\
'''Nessarose''':
Oh my!
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