History Funny / WhoFramedRogerRabbit

* A parachuting WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse and WesternAnimation/BugsBunny encounter Eddie while he's falling to his doom [[spoiler: (after escaping from Lena Hyena and ducking into the men's room, only to find the ENTIRE FLOOR was gone in it!]]). Eddie desperately asks if they have a spare. Mickey [[NotSoAboveItAll mentions that Bugs does.]] And Bugs concedes that he ''does'' have a spare - [[SarcasticConfession but he doesn't think Eddie will want it.]] Eddie assures them he does, accepts a large bag marked 'Spare' and the two cartoon characters pull their cords and vanish upward. Eddie pulls open the bag and discovers that [[WrongParachuteGag it contains a spare tire.]] [[ShaggyDogStory And continues falling to his doom.]]

* WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse and WesternAnimation/BugsBunny encounter Eddie while he's falling to his doom [[spoiler: (after escaping from Lena Hyena and ducking into the men's room, only to find the ENTIRE FLOOR was gone in it!]]). Eddie desperately asks if they have a spare. Mickey [[NotSoAboveItAll mentions that Bugs does.]] And Bugs concedes that he ''does'' have a spare - [[SarcasticConfession but he doesn't think Eddie will want it.]] Eddie assures them he does, accepts a large bag marked 'Spare' and the two cartoon characters pull their cords and vanish upward. Eddie pulls open the bag and discovers that [[WrongParachuteGag it contains a spare tire.]] [[ShaggyDogStory And continues falling to his doom.]]

--->'''Eddie:''' ''(staring in surprise, mouth gaping open)'' ''She's'' married to Roger Rabbit?!\\
'''Betty Boop:''' ''(Sighing happily.)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah. What a lucky girl!]] ''(She then gently shuts Eddie's mouth for him.)''

'''Betty Boop:''' ''(Sighing happily.)'' Yeah. What a lucky girl! ''(She then gently shuts Eddie's mouth for him.)''

'''Bugs''': [[Troll Yeah. Ain't I a stinker?]]

** ''[[BathroomStallGraffiti "For a good time, call ALLYSON WONDERLAND, the best is yet to be"]]''

--->'''Jessica:''' Mr. Valiant? ''([[ArmorPiercingSlap Angrily slaps Eddie in the face]])'' I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF! AND THOSE PICTURES YOU TOOK!

'''Eddie''' (seizes Acme's tie): You won't think it's funny when I ''stick that pen up your nose!''

--->'''Lena:''' ... [[SuddenlyShouting A MA-A-A-A-A-AN!!!]]

--->'''Lena:''' MY MAN!!! ''(Kisses Eddie on the cheek very noisily.)''

* WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse and WesternAnimation/BugsBunny encounter Eddie while he's falling to his doom [[spoiler: after escaping from Lena Hyena and ducking into the men's room, only to find the ENTIRE FLOOR was gone in it!]]. (They're parachuting. Just coincidentally.) Eddie desperately asks if they have a spare. Mickey [[NotSoAboveItAll mentions that Bugs does.]] And Bugs concedes that he ''does'' have a spare - [[SarcasticConfession but he doesn't think Eddie will want it.]] Eddie assures them he does, accepts a large bag marked 'Spare' and the two cartoon characters pull their cords and vanish upward. Eddie pulls open the bag and discovers that [[WrongParachuteGag it contains a spare tire.]] [[ShaggyDogStory And continues falling to his doom.]]
-->'''Mickey''': (Sadly.) Aw. Poor fella.\\
'''Bugs''': Yeah. Ain't I a stinker?

** The exact moment Jessica reveals that, for all her looks and sophisticated femme fatale wiles, she deep down has the personality of a toon:

* One of the Weasels tries to frisk Jessica Rabbit, but all he gets from sticking his hand down [[GagBoobs her substantial cleavage]] is his hand stuck in a bear trap. Eddie can't help but quip [[VisualPun "Nice booby-trap."]]

'''Jessica''': ''I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!''\\

''I'd kick you in the -'' [[CurseCutShort (vase hits him on the head)]]\\

'''Donald''': OH YEAH?! ''(throws Daffy into his piano)''\\

** Well it couldn't be helped that the Red Car was drowning out his voice in the first place.

'''Eddie''': ...Drunk.

* Benny runs over a puddle of Dip during a ca

'''Eddie:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Makes perfect sense]].r chase, damaging his tires and rendering him unable to drive... on his own wheels at least. So, instead, he climbs into the driver's seat of a ''different,'' real-world car and [[MetaMecha drives his way to Eddie]].

* Eddie keeps hitting his head on the ceiling lamp in the bar's secret room.
-->'''Roger:''' Jeepers, Eddie, that almost killed me!\\
'''Eddie:''' ''[BONK]'' Ow!\\\
'''Eddie:''' ''[grabs Roger by the ears]'' Crazy toons! ''[BONK]'' Oof!\\
'''Roger:''' Watch your head!\\
'''Dolores:''' I thought you said you'd never take another toon case again, Eddie. What'd you have, a change of heart?\\
'''Eddie:''' Nothing's changed! Somebody's made a patsy out of me and I'm gonna find out ''[BONK]'' why!
** In the same scene, Roger trying out the spy-hole and knocking over a bottle with his eyes.
* "Dolores. Dolores! ''[[SayMyName DOLOOOOREEEESSS!!!!]]''"
** Well it couldn't be helped that the Red Car was drowning out his voice in the first place.
* This exchange:
-->'''Roger''': {{Let me get this straight}}. You think that my boss, R.K. Maroon, dropped a safe on Marvin Acme's head, so that he could get his hands on Toontown?!\\
'''Eddie''' (as he finally gets out of the cuffs): Yep, that's my hunch. (to Dolores) Uh, can he stay here for a couple of days?\\
'''Dolores''': He's not going to do anything crazy, is he? ''(pan to Roger, [[InOneEarOutTheOther who's cleaning his ears with a metal file]], giggling)''
* Confronted with a sword-wielding Judge Doom, Eddie seizes a nearby box labeled "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u8wBfDtZkE ACME Singing Sword]]" and whips out [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a cartoon singing sword]] (singing Music/FrankSinatra's "Witchcraft" no less). Doom is amused and continues to advance with his ''actual'' sword.
** Even better when, after staring in horror for about half a minute, Eddie angrily throws it away mid-lyric.
* Jessica's declaration of love to Roger: "I want you to know I love you. I love you more than ''any woman's ever loved a rabbit''." [[ARareSentence We're not gonna argue that]]. Doubles as a hilarious ParentalBonus, given the *ahem* other meaning of '''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_vibrator rabbit]]'''
* [[{{Bathos}} Dolores' stone-faced, tearful read of "A toon killed his brother. Dropped a piano on his head," and the rest of the bar bowing their heads respectfully.]]

* Benny runs over a puddle of Dip during a car chase, damaging his tires and rendering him unable to drive... on his own wheels at least. So, instead, he climbs into the driver's seat of a ''different,'' real-world car and [[MetaMecha drives his way to Eddie]].

'''Benny''': No! It's UsefulNotes/EleanorRoosevelt!\\\

* One of the Weasels tries to frisk Jessica Rabbit, but all he gets from sticking his hand down [[GagBoobs her substantial cleavage]] is his hand stuck in a bear trap. Eddie can't help but quip [[VisualPun "Nice booby-trap."]]
* The [[https://images.propstore.com/698784.jpg newspaper]] that prints the picture of Jessica and Mr. Acme playing pattycake on their front page also found, God knows where, the only existing photograph of Roger ''looking sinister''.
** The paper also reads that Acme didn't leave his will to the toons as he promised, but the will [[https://content.propstore.com/auction/la2017/listings/71830/img02.jpg is clearly visible in his pocket]]. Quite the glaring oversight.
* Eddie sneaks up on Maroon and startles him.
-->'''Eddie:''' [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny What's up, Doc?]]\\
'''Maroon:''' ''Valiant, what are you tryin' to do, gimme a heart attack?!''\\
'''Eddie:''' You need a heart before you can have an attack.
** This dialogue:
--->'''Maroon:''' ''[pulls his gun out]'' Let me see that will.\\
'''Eddie:''' ''[about to have a drink]'' I told you, I got it.\\
'''Maroon:''' I wanna see it ''NOW''! ''[smacks the drink from his hand, Eddie quietly grabs the seltzer as Maroon reads]'' "How do I love thee, let me count the ways"? Is this supposed to be a joke!? ''[crumbles the paper and puts it in Eddie's pants]''\\
'''Eddie:''' No! ''This'' is. ''[sprays water at his face]''
** [[RewatchBonus That WAS the will!]]
* After Marvin Acme sprays (disappearing) ink onto Eddie's shirt with a fountain pen and starts giggling about it, Eddie responds with:
-->'''Eddie''': You think that's funny?\\
'''Acme''': Oh, it's a panic!\\
'''Eddie''' (seizes Acme's tie): You won't think it's funny when I ''stick that pen up your nose!''
* Roger hides in Teddy's desk, while he and Eddie are handcuffed together.
-->'''Roger:''' Hide me, Eddie! Pl-pl-pl-pl-please! ''[Jumps into the bottom side drawer. Then he sticks his head out of the top drawer.]'' Remember, you never saw me.\\
'''Eddie:''' ''GET OUTTA THERE!!''

* Eddie, with Roger handcuffed to him, has to smuggle Roger to the diner by keeping him stuffed down his trench coat, but Roger can't breathe. So when the rabbit pushes his head out the collar for some air, Eddie manages to stuff him back down before anyone can see him, making a gigantic bulge in his crotch. Except for Dolores:
-->'''Dolores:''' So tell me, Eddie. Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?\\
'''Eddie:''' Cut the comedy, Dolores, I've had a very hard day.

* Even Jessica Rabbit who isn't as loony as other toons expresses humor in her own way, like doing {{hammerspace}} gags such as hiding ''a bear trap'' into her bosom and fitting a frying pan into her small purse.
** The exact moment Jessica reveals that, for all her looks and sophisticated femme fatale wiles, she deep down has the personality of a toon:
--->'''Jessica:''' Oh no. Where's Roger?!\\
'''Eddie:''' Roger? He chickened out on me back at the studio.\\
'''Jessica:''' No he didn't. I hit him in the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk. So he wouldn't get hurt.\\
'''Eddie:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Makes perfect sense]].
* Roger doesn't quite know what Eddie and Dolores are talking about when she asks Eddie to check the probate for information on Marvin Acme's will:
-->'''Roger:''' Yeah, check the probate! Why, my uncle [[WesternAnimation/{{Bambi}} Thumper]] had a problem with ''his'' probate, so he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water...\\
'''Eddie:''' Not "prostate", you idiot! "Probate"!
* This moment after the ProsceniumReveal at the beginning.
-->'''Raoul:''' My stomach can't take this. This set is a mess. Clean this set up! Get [Roger] out of there! Or seal him up in it! Lose the lights! Say lunch!\\
'''Cameraman:''' ''LUUUUUNCH!!!!''\\
'''Raoul:''' That's lunch! We're on a half!

* The Weasels shoot their way into Eddie's office and find him at his sink.
--->'''Eddie:''' Hello boys. I didn't hear you come in.
** Also, Eddie's cover for Roger:
--->'''Smartass:''' ''(sniffs the sink)'' What's in there?\\
'''Eddie:''' ''(holds up a dirty sock'') My lingerie.\\
''(Smartass hastily covers his nose in disgust and backs off.)''
* The "Patty-Cake Pictures". We are, at first, meant to assume that "pattycake" is an UnusualEuphemism. Instead, it's ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin actual]]'' [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin patty-cake pictures]].
** Even funnier is how Roger rapidly flips through the photos like it was a tiny flip-book animation of Acme and Jessica playing patty-cake.
** When Eddie is first taking the photos, he's shocked and astonished at the sight he's seeing. At first, you might think it's because he can't believe a human is actually having intercourse with a toon (given the sounds Jessica was making), but then you see it's because Acme ''wasn't'' having sex and was just literally playing patty-cake with her. Eddie probably thought "he gets with a smoke show like her on the regular and ''that's'' what he does?". Part of what makes it hilarious was Jessica's moans; ''she was actually getting off from it''.
--->'''Jessica:''' Mr. Valiant? ''([[ArmorPiercingSlap Angrily slaps Eddie in the face]])'' I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF! AND THOSE PICTURES YOU TOOK!
* When Judge Doom enters the bar in search of Roger, it sounds like Angelo (the drunk who made fun of Eddie earlier in the film) is about to give away his position, but:
-->'''Angelo''': Hey... I seen a rabbit.\\
'''Judge Doom''': Where?\\
'''Angelo''': He's right here in the bar. (He puts a hand around an invisible presence in the stool next to him) Say hello... Theatre/{{Harvey}}!\\
''(Everyone but the Judge erupts into laughter)''
* "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You're telling me that in a fit of jealousy, you ''wrote your wife a love letter?''"
* The fact that the very first thing we see of Jessica Rabbit is her big bosom pushing out from behind a curtain, especially since Eddie is under the impression that she's a rabbit when he does. The look on his face when he sees [[HeadTurningBeauty she's a (human) bombshell is incredulous]].
** Followed by this exchange:
--->'''Eddie:''' ''(staring in surprise, mouth gaping open)'' ''She's'' married to Roger Rabbit?!\\
'''Betty Boop:''' ''(Sighing happily.)'' Yeah. What a lucky girl! ''(She then gently shuts Eddie's mouth for him.)''
** That small moment during Jessica's number when she's on Eddie's lap and her face is mere '''centimeters''' away from his, Eddie, completely hypnotized by Jessica's beauty, ''actually tries to kiss her'' before she quickly puts his fedora on his face.
** Jessica is [[HeadTurningBeauty a voluptuous toon beauty]] to where even '''''HUMAN MEN''''' lust for her. During her song number, she gently pushes one human male, who is visibly enamored with her, back into his seat. Later, at the Acme Factory, right after she angrily slaps Eddie, the human cops all stop what they're doing and [[DistractedByTheSexy hypnotically gawk at her]].
*** As Eddie converses with WesternAnimation/BettyBoop, a crowd of human male patrons all rush to get a seat by the runway Jessica will perform on. Once you see her, you will understand why.

* One of the great examples is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8iyYjvNgmo the singing scene]]:
** Eddie's second verse has him struggling with rhyming.
---> '''Eddie''': ''This singin' ain't my line''\\
''It's tough to make a rhyme''\\
''If I get stuck... I'm outta luck... uh...''\\
'''Jessica''': ''I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!''\\
'''Eddie''': Thanks!
** Followed by this:
---> '''Eddie''': ''I'm through with takin' falls''\\
''and bouncin' off the walls!''\\
''Without that gun, I'd have some fun!''\\
''I'd kick you in the -'' [[CurseCutShort (vase hits him on the head)]]\\
'''Roger''': [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion Nose]]!\\
'''Smart Ass''': "Nose?" That don't rhyme with walls!\\
'''Eddie''': No, but ''this'' does! (''[[GroinAttack kicks Smart Ass in the crotch]] so hard he goes flying into the dip'')
* And when it comes to real actors:
--> '''Dolores''': (upon finding Eddie and Jessica together) Do you wanna tell me [[NotWhatItLooksLike what she was doing with her ARMS around you]]?!\\
'''Eddie''': Probably looking for a good place to stick a knife!\\
'''Dolores''': ''(scoffs)'' C'mon, Eddie, I caught you [[LiteralMetaphor with your pants down!]]
** Earlier, when he's picking up his pants, Eddie bumps his head on Jessica's breasts with a hilariously chagrined "Sorry." Even funnier in that Bob Hoskins ad-libbed that!
*** The "boingy"/timpani drum sound effect they make when Eddie's head collides with them or when she pressed them against his chest.
** And before that is Dolores' ''perfect'' one-liner when she first walks in on the situation:
---> '''Dolores:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Dabbling in watercolors, Eddie?]]
** This line:
--->'''Jessica''': You don't know how hard it is being [[SoBeautifulItsACurse a woman looking the way I do]].\\
'''Eddie''': Yeah, well, you don't know [[DoubleEntendre how hard]] [[SomethingElseAlsoRises it is]] being a man...(says rapidly) ''looking at a woman looking the way you do''.
** This line, after Dolores storms out of Eddie's office in anger:
--->'''Eddie:''' Come on, Dolores, you don't really believe that painted hussy can turn my head? She's just trying to get her hands on the rabbit!\\
'''Dolores:''' [[DoubleEntendre That's not all she's trying to get her hands on!]]\\
''[In the background, Jessica is inside her car, smirking at Dolores' remark.]''
* The scene with the toon bullets:
--> '''Bullet 1''': Eddie Valiant! You're a sight for sore eyes!\\
'''Bullet 2''': I ain't seen you for nigh onto five years!\\
'''Bullet 1''': Where ya been?\\
'''Eddie''': ...Drunk.
* The scene where Eddie, [[ChainedHeat handcuffed to Roger,]] takes a hacksaw to the handcuffs, and Roger slips out of the handcuffs to hold the table steady with both hands.
-->'''Eddie:''' Do you mean to tell me you could've taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?!\\
'''Roger:''' No! Not ''any'' time, [[RuleOfFunny only when it was funny.]]
** Note that Roger is explaining this in total SincerityMode.
** The smug look on Roger's face when Eddie says "I got no keys for these cuffs!" While we find out Roger could get out when he feels like it, it looks as though Roger doesn't care if he'll be stuck with him forever.
* Roger [[MisspellingOutLoud can't spell.]]
-->'''Roger:''' We're gonna be happy again! Got that?! Happy! Capital H-A-P-P-I! ''(ImpactSilhouette)''
** Some of the foreign translations of the film manage to keep this joke relatively intact; in the Italian dub, Roger misspells "Felice" F-E-L-E-S-E.
* The [[RepetitiveAudioGlitch record repeats itself]], causing Roger to keep smashing plates on his head. When Eddie stops it, Roger freezes and has a ridiculous expression on his face.
-->'''Roger:''' ''Look there is no pain- ''*smash*'' no pain- ''*smash*'' no pain- ''*smash*'' no pain- ''*smash*'' no pain- ''*smash*'' no pain-'' *smash* [Eddie stops record] ''no''- [Roger freezes]
** Dolores begs Eddie to stop Roger for the sake of her plates. An annoyed and furious Eddie instantly intervenes and pulls Roger off the counter, causing at least half of the plates to instantly crash on the ground. Her expression is just speechless horror.
*** The behind-the-scenes documentaries show more, when the other plates fell Eddie sighs and just tossed the plate he had in his hand.
** The part where Roger sings "''My buddy's Eddie V., a sourpuss, you see''", the camera pans to a stone-faced Eddie just standing there. Dolores smiles and nudges him in the ribs.

* One of the Weasels tries to frisk Jessica Rabbit, but all he gets from sticking his hand down [[GagBoobs her substantial cleavage]] is his hand stuck in a bear trap. Eddie can't help but quip [[VisualPun "Nice booby-trap."]]
* The [[https://images.propstore.com/698784.jpg newspaper]] that prints the picture of Jessica and Mr. Acme playing pattycake on their front page also found, God knows where, the only existing photograph of Roger ''looking sinister''.
** The paper also reads that Acme didn't leave his will to the toons as he promised, but the will [[https://content.propstore.com/auction/la2017/listings/71830/img02.jpg is clearly visible in his pocket]]. Quite the glaring oversight.
* Roger enters Eddie's office, who of course, wants nothing to do with him. Eddie's trying very hard to pay no notice but then:
-->''(Roger was about to sit on Teddy's vacant chair.)''\\
'''Eddie:''' ''GET OUTTA THAT CHAIR!!!''\\
''(Roger freezes, terrified and places his hand on his heart.)''\\
'''Eddie:''' It's my brother's chair.\\
'''Roger:''' ''(looking at a picture of the brothers)'' Yeah, where ''is'' your brother anyway? He looks like a sensitive and ''(side-eyes Eddie)'''''sober''' fellow.\\
'''Eddie:''' That's it, I'm calling the cops. ''(grabs a phone and starts dialing)''\\
'''Roger:''' Go ahead! Call the cops! ''(heads towards a door)'' I came here for help and what do you do? You turn me in! [[DontYouDarePityMe No, no, don't feel guilty about me!]] ''(opens the door)'' So long, and thanks for '''nothin'!''' ''(slams the door, files fall to the floor)''\\
'''Eddie:''' That's the ''closet!'' Stupe!
** Then when he opens the closet, a [[ComicStrip/DickTracy square-jawed]] Roger cuffs him!
--->'''Roger''': Eddie Valiant, you're UNDER arrest! Bl-bl-bl-bl--!
*** When Roger grabs Eddie's hand to cuff him, you can see Eddie exasperated. Clearly not in the mood for more of Roger's jokes.
** The start of the scene is also hilarious. Eddie gets into bed to have a nap and turns onto his side [[BedmateReveal only to find himself face-to-face with and inches away from Roger]]. Cue them both screaming and jumping away from each other.
* Eddie sneaks up on Maroon and startles him.
-->'''Eddie:''' [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny What's up, Doc?]]\\
'''Maroon:''' ''Valiant, what are you tryin' to do, gimme a heart attack?!''\\
'''Eddie:''' You need a heart before you can have an attack.
** This dialogue:
--->'''Maroon:''' ''[pulls his gun out]'' Let me see that will.\\
'''Eddie:''' ''[about to have a drink]'' I told you, I got it.\\
'''Maroon:''' I wanna see it ''NOW''! ''[smacks the drink from his hand, Eddie quietly grabs the seltzer as Maroon reads]'' "How do I love thee, let me count the ways"? Is this supposed to be a joke!? ''[crumbles the paper and puts it in Eddie's pants]''\\
'''Eddie:''' No! ''This'' is. ''[sprays water at his face]''
** [[RewatchBonus That WAS the will!]]

* [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason Eddie convincing Roger to take a drink]] to save him from getting dipped.
* Pretty much the entire opening cartoon that starts the film, which is a master class in animated Rube Goldberg slapstick. The scene suddenly ends when Roger gets yelled at for going off-script by producing CirclingBirdies instead of stars after getting hit by a refrigerator. Roger then tries to convince the director that he ''can'' see stars, but he still can't get it right after repeatedly bashing himself over the head:
-->"I can give you stars! Look!" *thunk* ''(shapes)'' "LOOK!" *thunk* ''(bells)'' '''LOOOOOOOOOK!!!!'''" *thunkthunkthunk* ''(cuckoo clock, butterflies, alarm clock)''
** Also, a literal [[BrickJoke brick joke]] after Roger gets crushed by a literal ton of bricks:
--->'''Roger:''' Look! Stars! [[NonSequiturThud Ready when you are, Raoul.]]
* This line, coming from an otherwise-innocent Baby Herman who, a few seconds ago, was acting like a typical baby in the cartoon being filmed:
-->'''Baby Herman''': ''(deep, gravelly voice)'' ''WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH '''THAT''' TAKE?!''
* "Hey Roger, what do you call the middle of a song?" "Gee I dunno, ''[about to crash into]'' [[OhCrap A BRIDGE!!!]]"
* After Marvin Acme sprays (disappearing) ink onto Eddie's shirt with a fountain pen and starts giggling about it, Eddie responds with:
-->'''Eddie''': You think that's funny?\\
'''Acme''': Oh, it's a panic!\\
'''Eddie''' (seizes Acme's tie): You won't think it's funny when I ''stick that pen up your nose!''
* Roger hides in Teddy's desk, while he and Eddie are handcuffed together.
-->'''Roger:''' Hide me, Eddie! Pl-pl-pl-pl-please! ''[Jumps into the bottom side drawer. Then he sticks his head out of the top drawer.]'' Remember, you never saw me.\\
'''Eddie:''' ''GET OUTTA THERE!!''
* Eddie keeps hitting his head on the ceiling lamp in the bar's secret room.
-->'''Roger:''' Jeepers, Eddie, that almost killed me!\\
'''Eddie:''' ''[BONK]'' Ow!\\\
'''Eddie:''' ''[grabs Roger by the ears]'' Crazy toons! ''[BONK]'' Oof!\\
'''Roger:''' Watch your head!\\
'''Dolores:''' I thought you said you'd never take another toon case again, Eddie. What'd you have, a change of heart?\\
'''Eddie:''' Nothing's changed! Somebody's made a patsy out of me and I'm gonna find out ''[BONK]'' why!
** In the same scene, Roger trying out the spy-hole and knocking over a bottle with his eyes.
* "Dolores. Dolores! ''[[SayMyName DOLOOOOREEEESSS!!!!]]''"
** Well it couldn't be helped that the Red Car was drowning out his voice in the first place.

* This exchange:
-->'''Roger''': {{Let me get this straight}}. You think that my boss, R.K. Maroon, dropped a safe on Marvin Acme's head, so that he could get his hands on Toontown?!\\
'''Eddie''' (as he finally gets out of the cuffs): Yep, that's my hunch. (to Dolores) Uh, can he stay here for a couple of days?\\
'''Dolores''': He's not going to do anything crazy, is he? ''(pan to Roger, [[InOneEarOutTheOther who's cleaning his ears with a metal file]], giggling)''
* Eddie, with Roger handcuffed to him, has to smuggle Roger to the diner by keeping him stuffed down his trench coat, but Roger can't breathe. So when the rabbit pushes his head out the collar for some air, Eddie manages to stuff him back down before anyone can see him, making a gigantic bulge in his crotch. Except for Dolores:
-->'''Dolores:''' So tell me, Eddie. Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?\\
'''Eddie:''' Cut the comedy, Dolores, I've had a very hard day.
* Confronted with a sword-wielding Judge Doom, Eddie seizes a nearby box labeled "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u8wBfDtZkE ACME Singing Sword]]" and whips out [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a cartoon singing sword]] (singing Music/FrankSinatra's "Witchcraft" no less). Doom is amused and continues to advance with his ''actual'' sword.
** Even better when, after staring in horror for about half a minute, Eddie angrily throws it away mid-lyric.
* Even Jessica Rabbit who isn't as loony as other toons expresses humor in her own way, like doing {{hammerspace}} gags such as hiding ''a bear trap'' into her bosom and fitting a frying pan into her small purse.
** The exact moment Jessica reveals that, for all her looks and sophisticated femme fatale wiles, she deep down has the personality of a toon:
--->'''Jessica:''' Oh no. Where's Roger?!\\
'''Eddie:''' Roger? He chickened out on me back at the studio.\\
'''Jessica:''' No he didn't. I hit him in the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk. So he wouldn't get hurt.\\
'''Eddie:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Makes perfect sense]].
* WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse and WesternAnimation/BugsBunny encounter Eddie while he's falling to his doom [[spoiler: after escaping from Lena Hyena and ducking into the men's room, only to find the ENTIRE FLOOR was gone in it!]]. (They're parachuting. Just coincidentally.) Eddie desperately asks if they have a spare. Mickey [[NotSoAboveItAll mentions that Bugs does.]] And Bugs concedes that he ''does'' have a spare - [[SarcasticConfession but he doesn't think Eddie will want it.]] Eddie assures them he does, accepts a large bag marked 'Spare' and the two cartoon characters pull their cords and vanish upward. Eddie pulls open the bag and discovers that [[WrongParachuteGag it contains a spare tire.]] [[ShaggyDogStory And continues falling to his doom.]]
-->'''Mickey''': (Sadly.) Aw. Poor fella.\\
'''Bugs''': Yeah. Ain't I a stinker?
* Baby Herman actually [[OcularGushers crying like a baby]] (albeit with his raspy voice) after Eddie causes him to drop his cigar. Eddie smiles as he turns to go into the office.
-->'''Baby Herman:''' ''My stogie!!''
* The semi-RunningGag of Roger confirming Benny's identity, specifically, Benny's reactions to Roger's [[AskAStupidQuestion stupid questions]].
-->'''Roger''': Benny, is that you?\\
'''Benny''': No! It's UsefulNotes/EleanorRoosevelt!\\\
'''Roger''': Benny, is that you?\\
'''Benny''': No! It's Creator/ShirleyTemple!

* Benny runs over a puddle of Dip during a car chase, damaging his tires and rendering him unable to drive... on his own wheels at least. So, instead, he climbs into the driver's seat of a ''different,'' real-world car and [[MetaMecha drives his way to Eddie]].
* Roger doesn't quite know what Eddie and Dolores are talking about when she asks Eddie to check the probate for information on Marvin Acme's will:
-->'''Roger:''' Yeah, check the probate! Why, my uncle [[WesternAnimation/{{Bambi}} Thumper]] had a problem with ''his'' probate, so he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water...\\
'''Eddie:''' Not "prostate", you idiot! "Probate"!
* This moment after the ProsceniumReveal at the beginning.
-->'''Raoul:''' My stomach can't take this. This set is a mess. Clean this set up! Get [Roger] out of there! Or seal him up in it! Lose the lights! Say lunch!\\
'''Cameraman:''' ''LUUUUUNCH!!!!''\\
'''Raoul:''' That's lunch! We're on a half!
* Drained of its dip, Doom's doomsday machine breaks through the brick wall into Toontown [[AntiClimax and instantly gets rammed by a bullet train]].
** And seconds later a hand cart going the other direction on the same track.
** Watch it frame-by-frame. There's a different murder occurring in the windows of each car.
* Jessica's declaration of love to Roger: "I want you to know I love you. I love you more than ''any woman's ever loved a rabbit''." [[ARareSentence We're not gonna argue that]]. Doubles as a hilarious ParentalBonus, given the *ahem* other meaning of '''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_vibrator rabbit]]'''

* When Eddie is leaving Maroon Cartoon studios, the hippo from ''WesternAnimation/{{Fantasia}}'' is sitting down on one end of a bench. The bench immediately breaks under her weight, sending the (live human) guy on the other end flying into the air. Also sort-of doubles as NightmareFuel when thought about afterward.
** The other ''Fantasia'' reference, when the jazz score abruptly cuts to "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" being played on a saxophone, showing a guy serenading a bunch of animated broomsticks cleaning the street with ''real-life'' brooms.
* WesternAnimation/{{Droopy}}'s cameo as the elevator operator.
** The ceiling of the elevator is very thoughtfully padded with cushions, since, apparently, screeching to a halt so fast it slams the passenger into the ceiling is its normal mode of operation.
* Eddie and Baby Herman:
-->'''Eddie''': A ladies' man, huh?\\
'''Herman''': The problem is I got a 50-year-old lust and a 3-year-old dinky.\\
'''Eddie''': Yeah, must be tough.

*** Eddie finally gets Lena off his tail by ''peeling and tearing'' a toon road surface marking like it were duct tape, placing a torn end towards a brick wall, and having Lena follow it full speed into the wall, flattening on impact, exposing her polka dot bloomers. This leads to Eddie's BondOneLiner:
--->'''Eddie:''' Toons, gets 'em every time!"

* Drained of its dip, Doom's doomsday machine breaks through the brick wall into Toontown [[AntiClimax and instantly gets run over by a bullet train]].

-->'''Lena:'' ... [[SuddenlyShouting A MA-A-A-A-A-AN!!!]]

-->'''Lena:''' MY MAN!!! ''(Kisses Eddie on the cheek very noisily.)''

--> '''Lena:''' '''"COME TO LENA!!!"'''

'''Eddie:''' ''"Toons, gets 'em every time!"''

-->'''Eddie:''' Hello boys. I didn't hear you come in.

** '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-wWTQ70NKE Lena Hyena]]'''. Thinking Jessica Rabbit [[spoiler:murdered R.K. Maroon]], Eddie pursues her all the way into a Toontown hotel only to find not Jessica, but [[Butterface an ugly, goofy-looking hag]] [[AbhorrentAdmirer that pursues him obsessively]].

** '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-wWTQ70NKE Lena Hyena]]'''. Thinking Jessica Rabbit [[spoiler:murdered R.K. Maroon]], Eddie pursues her all the way into a Toontown hotel only to find not Jessica, but [[AbhorrentAdmirer an ugly, goofy-looking hag that pursues him obsessively]].
-->'''Lena:'' ... [[SuddenlShouting A MA-A-A-A-A-AN!!!]]

*** After plummeting down the building, Eddie ends up being saved from getting splattered on the pavement by Lena, who is still waiting for her kiss.
-- '''Lena:''' MY MAN!!! ''(Kisses Eddie on the cheek very noisily.)''

*** Eddie finally gets Lena off his tail by ''peeling and tearing'' a toon road surface marking like duct tape, placing a torn end towards a brick wall, and having Lena follow it full speed into the wall, flattening on impact, exposing her polka dot bloomers. This leads to Eddie's BondOneLiner: ''"Toons, gets 'em every time!"''

''(Smartass hastily covers his nose and backs down)''

** Even funnier is how Roger rapidly flips through the photos like it was a tiny flipbook animation of Acme and Jessica playing patty-cake.
** When Eddie is first taking the photos, he's shocked and astonished at the sight he's seeing. At first, you might think it's because he can't believe a human is actually having intercourse with a toon (given the sounds Jessica was making), but then you see it's because Acme ''wasn't'' having sex and was just literally playing pattycake with her. Eddie probably thought "he gets with a smoke show like her on the regular and ''that's'' what he does?". Part of what makes it hilarious was Jessica's moans; ''she was actually getting off from it''.

'''Angelo''': He's right here in the bar. (puts a hand around an invisible presence in the stool next to him) Say hello... Theatre/{{Harvey}}!\\
''(everyone but the Judge erupts into laughter)''

--->'''Eddie:''' ''(staring in surprise, mouth agape)'' ''She's'' married to Roger Rabbit?!\\
'''Betty Boop:''' ''(Sighing happily.)'' Yeah. What a lucky girl! ''(She then gently shuts Eddie's mouth for him)''

* WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse and WesternAnimation/BugsBunny encounter Eddie while he's falling to his doom. (They're parachuting. Just coincidentally.) Eddie desperately asks if they have a spare. Mickey [[NotSoAboveItAll mentions that Bugs does.]] And Bugs concedes that he ''does'' have a spare - [[SarcasticConfession but he doesn't think Eddie will want it.]] Eddie assures them he does, accepts a large bag marked 'Spare' and the two cartoon characters pull their cords and vanish upward. Eddie pulls open the bag and discovers that [[WrongParachuteGag it contains a spare tire.]] [[ShaggyDogStory And continues falling to his doom.]]
-->'''Mickey''': Aw. Poor fella.\\

** '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-wWTQ70NKE Lena Hyena]]'''. Thinking Jessica Rabbit [[spoiler:murdered R.K. Maroon]], Eddie pursues her all the way into a Toontown hotel only to find not Jessica, but an ugly, goofy-looking hag that pursues him obsessively.

*** The recoil of Lena's kiss being powerful enough to send Eddie tumbling yards away along with the " steam locomotive" noises as she barrels towards Eddie at full speed. '''"COME TO LENA!!!"'''
*** Eddie finally gets Lena off his tail by ''peeling and tearing'' a toon road surface marking, placing a torn end towards a brick wall, and having Lena follow it into the wall flattening on impact exposing her polka dot bloomers. This leads to Eddie's BondOneLiner: ''"Toons, gets 'em every time."''

* The fact that the very first thing we see of Jessica Rabbit is her big bosom pushing out from behind a curtain, especially since Eddie is under the impression that she's a rabbit when he does. The look on his face when he sees she's a (human) bombshell is incredulous.

** Jessica is a voluptuous toon beauty to where even '''''HUMAN MEN''''' lust for her. During her song number, she gently pushes a human man, who is visibly enamored with her, back into his seat. Later, at the Acme Factory, right after she angrily slaps Eddie, the human cops all stop what they're doing and [[DistractedByTheSexy hypnotically gawk at her]].

-->'''Roger:''' Jeepers Eddie, that almost killed me!\\

*** The recoil of Lena's kiss being powerful enough to send Eddie tumbling yards away along with the " steam locomotive" noises as she barrels towards Eddie at full speed.

* The "Pattycake Pictures". We are at first meant to assume that "pattycake" is an UnusualEuphemism. Instead, it's ''actual'' pattycake.
** Even funnier is how Roger rapidly flips through the photos like it was a tiny flipbook animation of Acme and Jessica playing pattycake.

--->'''Jessica:''' Mr. Valiant? ''(Slaps Eddie in the face with anger)'' I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF! AND THOSE PICTURES YOU TOOK!

* The fact that the very first thing we see of Jessica Rabbit is her bosom poking out from behind a curtain, especially since Eddie is under the impression that she's a rabbit when he does. The look on his face when he sees she's a (human) bombshell is incredulous.

--->'''Eddie:''' ''(staring open mouthed)'' ''She's'' married to Roger Rabbit?!\\
'''Betty Boop:''' Yeah. What a lucky girl! ''(shuts Eddie's mouth for him)''

** Jessica is a voluptuous toon beauty to where even human men lust for her. During her number, she gently pushes a human man who is visibly enamored with her back into his seat. Later at the Acme Factory, right after she angrily slaps Eddie, the human cops all stop what they're doing and hypnotically gawk at her.
*** As Eddie converses with WesternAnimation/BettyBoop, a crowd of human male patrons all rush to get a seat by the runway Jessica will perform on. Once you see her, you understand why.

** After being rescued (by Eddie nonetheless), Jessica wastes no time in expressing her feelings of RescueRomance to her hero, Roger? She lovingly covers Roger with SmoochOfVictory kisses all over his face and lips, all the while lamenting his bravery calling him “a pillar of strength”, her sultry tone suggests Roger has more than just a StandardHeroReward coming to him. Cue the ConvenientlyTimedDistraction of Benny and the police, providing the perfect DiscretionShot for Jessica and Roger to have a little WillTheyOrWontThey privacy.

--->'''Roger:''' Look! Stars! Ready when you are, Raoul.

** When Eddie is first taking the photos, he's shocked and astonished at the sight he's seeing. At first, you might think it's because he can't believe a human is actually having intercourse with a toon (given the sounds Jessica was making), but then you see it's because Acme ''wasn't'' having sex and was just literally playing pattycake with her. Eddie probably thought "he gets with a smoke show like that on the regular and ''that's'' what he does?". Part of what makes it hilarious was Jessica's moans; ''she was actually getting off from it''.

** Jessica is a voluptuous toon beauty to where even human men lust for her. During her number, she gently pushes a human man who is visibly enamored with her back into his seat. Later at the Acme Factory, right after she angrily slaps Eddie, the human cops all stop what they're doing and hypnotically gawk at her. Just seeing live-action men aroused by a cartoon woman is sort of funny to watch.
*** As Eddie converses with WesternAnimation/BettyBoop, a crowd of human male patrons all rush to get a seat by the runway Jessica will perform on. Becomes a RewatchBonus when you understand why.

* WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse and WesternAnimation/BugsBunny encounter Eddie while he's falling to his doom. (They're parachuting. Just coincidentally.) Eddie desperately asks if they have a spare. Mickey [[NotSoAboveItAll mentions that Bugs does.]] And Bugs concedes that he ''does'' have a spare - a [[SarcasticConfession but he doesn't think Eddie will want it.]] Eddie assures them he does, accepts a large bag marked 'Spare' and the two cartoon characters pull their cords and vanish upward. Eddie pulls open the bag and discovers that [[WrongParachuteGag it contains a spare tire.]] [[ShaggyDogStory And continues falling to his doom.]]

** The ceiling of the elevator is very thoughtfully padded with cushions, since, apparently, plummeting down so fast it slams the passenger into the ceiling is its normal mode of operation.

-->'''Eddie''': A ladies man, huh?\\
'''Herman''': The problem is I got a 50-year old lust and a 3-year old dinky.\\

*** As Eddie converses with WesternAnimation/BettyBoop, a crowd of human male patrons all rush to get a seat by the runway Jessica will perform on. It funnier as a RewatchBonus when you understand why.

* The semi-RunningGag of Roger confirming Benny's identity, specifically, Benny's SarcasmMode reactions.

'''Benny''': No! It's UsefulNotes/EleanorRoosevelt!\\

'''Jessica''': I'm running out of time!\\

''I'd kick you in the --'' [[CurseCutShort (vase hits him on the head)]]\\

* Don't forget the scene with the toon bullets:

* The scene where Eddie, [[ChainedHeat handcuffed to Roger,]] takes a hacksaw to the handcuffs, and Roger holds the table steady... with both hands.

-->'''Roger:''' ''Look there is no pain-- ''*smash*'' no pain- ''*smash*'' no pain-- ''*smash*'' no pain-- ''*smash*'' no pain-- ''*smash*'' no pain--'' *smash* [Eddie stops record] ''no''-- [Roger freezes]
** Dolores begs Eddie to stop Roger for the sake of her plates. An annoyed and furious Eddie instantly intervenes...and pulls Roger off the counter, causing at least half of the plates to instantly crash on the ground. Her expression is just speechless horror.

** The part where Roger sings "''My buddy's Eddie V., a sourpuss, you see''", the camera pans to a stone-faced Eddie just standing there.

--->"Those ducks are funny! They -- they never get to finish the act!"

** Best part? Zemeckis was able to sneak some of the era's casual racism past the censors in the scene. Daffy calls Donald (the ''white'' duck) a "quacker", and Donald's lisp is bad enough you can easily interpret [[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/quacking-wise/ "doggone stubborn little..."]] as something else entirely.

* Roger enters Eddie's office, who of course, wants nothing to do with him. Eddie's trying very hard to pay no notice but then...

'''Roger:''' ''(looking at a picture of the brothers)'' Yeah, where ''is'' your brother anyway? He looks like a sensitive and... ''(side-eyes Eddie)'' ...'''sober''' fellow.\\

--->'''Roger''': Eddie Valiant... you're UNDER arrest! Bl-bl-bl-bl--!

** The start of the scene is also hilarious. Eddie gets into bed to have a nap and turns onto his side... [[BedmateReveal only to find himself face-to-face with and inches away from Roger]]. Cue them both screaming and jumping away from each other.

** Even better... [[RewatchBonus that WAS the will!]]

'''Roger:''' Well, you see... I didn't know where your office was, so I asked the newsboy -- he didn't know! So I asked the fireman, the greengrocer, the butcher, the baker -- they didn't know! But the liquor store guy, ''he'' knew!\\

** Even funnier if you consider the alternate meanings of the last line: Either everyone knows because Roger asked everyone, or they all know because Eddie is [[TheAlcoholic an alcoholic]] and the liquor store owner is a [[GossipyHens gossipy hen]].
* This exchange.

* Confronted with a sword-wielding Judge Doom, Eddie seizes a nearby box labeled "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u8wBfDtZkE ACME Singing Sword]]" and whips out...[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a cartoon singing sword]] (singing Music/FrankSinatra's "Witchcraft" no less). Doom is amused and continues to advance with his ''actual'' sword.

* Even Jessica Rabbit who isn't as loony as other toons expresses humor in her own way.
** Like doing {{hammerspace}} gags such as hiding ''a bear trap'' into her bosom and fitting a frying pan into her small purse.
** Plus, a possible reason she married Roger is, not only that she truly loves him, but also because she knows that the simple novelty of a goofy-looking, child-like FunnyAnimal like him having a stoic, sophisticated human sex bomb like her as a wife is funny.

'''Eddie:''' ...[[DeadpanSnarker Makes perfect sense]].
** After being rescued (by Eddie nonetheless), Jessica wastes no time in expressing her feelings of RescueRomance to her hero... Roger? She lovingly covers Roger with SmoochOfVictory kisses all over his face and lips, all the while lamenting his bravery calling him “a pillar of strength”, her sultry tone suggests Roger has more than just a StandardHeroReward coming to him. Cue the ConvenientlyTimedDistraction of Benny and the police, providing the perfect DiscretionShot for Jessica and Roger to have a little WillTheyOrWontThey privacy.
* WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse and WesternAnimation/BugsBunny encounter Eddie while he's falling to his doom. (They're parachuting. Just coincidentally.) Eddie desperately asks if they have a spare. Mickey [[NotSoAboveItAll mentions that Bugs does.]] And Bugs concedes that he ''does'' have a spare... [[SarcasticConfession but he doesn't think Eddie will want it.]] Eddie assures them he does, accepts a large bag marked 'Spare' and the two cartoon characters pull their cords and vanish upward. Eddie pulls open the bag and discovers that [[WrongParachuteGag it contains a spare tire.]] [[ShaggyDogStory And continues falling to his doom.]]

* Drained of its dip, Doom's doomsday machine breaks through the brick wall into Toontown... [[AntiClimax and instantly gets run over by a bullet train]].
** And seconds later... a hand cart going the other direction on the same track.

** The poster for "Porky's All-Beef Sausage"...

*** After plummeting down the building, Eddie ends up being saved from getting splattered on the pavement... by Lena, who is still waiting for her kiss.

* When Judge Doom enters the bar in search of Roger, it sounds like Angelo (the drunk who made fun of Eddie earlier in the film) is about to give away his position, but...