History Funny / WatchDogs2

-->'''Wrench:''' ''(in a challenging tone)'' [[NiceHat Nice hat]].

-->'''Marcus:''' Shit, you're right. [[spoiler:[[Franchise/ArchieComics Archie]]]]'s basically the top of the food chain.

-->'''Sitara:''' Hi, I'm hipster dick, and I only wear ''skinny'' condoms.
-->'''Wrench:''' I was circumcised before it was cool.

* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatant {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is the exclusive rights to a Music/KanyeWest expy's new rap album. Anyone who remembers [[https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/someone-supposedly-ripped-off-martin-shkreli-for-15-million-in-bitcoin-over-the-life-of-pablo-rights Shkreli's attempt to buy "The Life of Pablo"]] [[RippedFromTheHeadlines will know where this is headed]], but the best part is that here we get to see the exact moment [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s when the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been scammed]], complete with some extra {{troll}}ing from [=DedSec=] to rub it in. And it is glorious. Wrench is shrieking like a banshee with laughter by the end.

* Wrench's quips can be pretty funny.

* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatant {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is the exclusive rights to a Music/KanyeWest expy's new rap album. Anyone who remembers [[https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/someone-supposedly-ripped-off-martin-shkreli-for-15-million-in-bitcoin-over-the-life-of-pablo-rights Shkreli's attempt to buy "The Life of Pablo"]] [[RippedFromTheHeadlines will know where this is headed]], but the best part is that here we get to see the exact moment [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s when the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been scammed]], complete with some extra trolling from [=DedSec=] to rub it in. And it is glorious. Wrench is shrieking like a banshee with laughter by the end.

* During "Hack teh world", Marcus & Co hack into various servers around the world. However, since the random profiles the game generates for [=NPCs=] still use the same info as usual, the game may inform you that a Korean businessman was "[[CaptainObvious born outside California]]".

--> '''Wrench:''' Watch out for snakes.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZaQaPoa4R8 The ENTIRE Aliens Versus Predator speech.]]

** The kicker is how Marcus gets into an {{Adorkable}} gush over how surprisingly cogent the car's responses were [[spoiler: only to have a YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction when Wrench reveals he hacked the audio just to {{Troll}} him.]]
** The Cyberdriver trailer itself is a wonderful example of StylisticSuck, to the point where it's implied Marcus and Wrench wanted to see it ''purely because they'd know it would be SoBadItsGood.''

* During "Hack teh world", [[spoiler:Marcus & Co hack into various servers around the world. However, since the random profiles the game generates for [=NPCs=] still use the same info as usual, the game may inform you that a Korean businessman was "[[CaptainObvious born outside California]]".]]

'''LetsPlay/DashieGames:''' They having a nice stroll with her dog. (Uses gang hit on female NPC) I call a hit out on baby girl. (Gunshots and screaming woman then cut back to the game where a car rolling down a hill after killing female NPC) These dudes done jump.\\

* During "Hack teh world", [[spoiler:Marcus & Co hack into various servers around the world. However, since the random profiles the game generates for NPCs still use the same info as usual, the game may inform you that a Korean businessman was "[[CaptainObvious born outside California]]".]]

'''DashieGames:''' They having a nice stroll with her dog. (Uses gang hit on female NPC) I call a hit out on baby girl. (Gunshots and screaming woman then cut back to the game where a car rolling down a hill after killing female NPC) These dudes done jump.\\

-->'''CHIP''': Your face is too dark for my sensors to read.
-->'''Marcus''': (''offended'') What? Bitch, I'm black and I'm proud. Tell your sensors to calibrate that.

--> '''Marcus:''' It's not that kind of temple, Wrench.

** Doing so requires calling 911, then loading a ScreamerPrank onto the swatter's screen. The swatter's reaction causes the operator on the other end to think she's hearing [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl a woman's scream.]]

* At the end of the “Automata” DLC mission, Marcus asks Wrench where he had been while he was infiltrating the WKZ news station. Turns out Wrench somehow hijacked the ENTIRE news station. What ensues is exactly what you’d expect from a newscast controlled by Wrench, from a self-interview, to an overly-suggestive weather report, to pretending to argue with various interns.

* At the end of the “Automata” DLC mission, Marcus asks Wrench where he had been while he was infiltrating the WKZ news station. Turns out Wrench somehow hijacked the ENTIRE news station. What ensues is exactly what you’d expect from a newscast controlled by Wrench, from a self-interview, to an overly-suggestive weather report, to pretending to argue with various interns.

* Insulting random people in the streets with emotes (F8 on PC). Their reactions vary, from calling you futile and childish, to just punch you. Other pedestrians may even call the cops to report violence, and you can watch people getting arrested for responding violently to your taunts.

-->'''Horatio:''' We ''are'' plotting...

-->'''Wrench:''' ''(suddenly cheery)'' Ok, we're good!

-->'''Wrench:''' ''(in a challenging tone)'' Nice hat.
-->'''Ray:''' ''(in the same tone)'' Nice mask.

-->'''Wrench:''' ''(suddenly cheery)'' We're cool!

** That's not mentioning the BitingTheHandHumor for the entire mission line, from having one hacked conversation talking about Ubisoft's "[[ObviousBeta debug code]]", to a gang of hackers "leaking" a new game trailer.

-->''({{Beat}})

-->'''Wrench:''' Fuck both of you.