History Funny / Warehouse13

2nd Mar '17 12:59:12 AM TroperBeDoper
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* In "Parks and Rehabilitation," Pete's Secret Service password: Peterulz23
-->'''Pete:''' I always found it weird how Peterulz1 through 22 were taken.

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* In "Parks and Rehabilitation," Pete's Secret Service password: Peterulz23
[=Peterulz23=]
-->'''Pete:''' I always found it weird how Peterulz1 [=Peterulz1=] through 22 were taken.
9th Dec '16 3:18:16 PM Macgyver644200
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--> '''Pete:''' No charge, ladies!



--> '''Pete:''' No charge, ladies!
9th Dec '16 3:17:44 PM Macgyver644200
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** Even earlier, when Artie and Claudia are trying to slip past [[LivingLieDetector Steve]] at the Smithsonian. He instantly shoots down every reasonable lie they give but when they tell him the truth about Jimi Hendrix's guitar his only response is "...OK." The delivery is the best part, he's genuinely unphased and perfectly accepting. "You're telling the truth."
29th Oct '16 3:50:55 AM DrImpossible
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* Not to mention.... *boom* "Pete" *boom* "Pete" *boom* "PETE!" "yeah?" "PULL"

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* Not to mention.... *boom* "Pete" *boom* "Pete" *boom* "PETE!" "yeah?" "PULL"
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12th Sep '16 4:03:01 PM BlueCyth
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-->'''Pete''': Oh, it's just...I was having a...little playground flashback...

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-->'''Pete''': Oh, it's just... I was having a...a... little playground flashback...
12th Sep '16 3:58:11 PM BlueCyth
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* From "Burnout," Claudia introducing herself to Rebecca St. Clair, a former Warehouse agent:
-->'''Claudia''': Claudia Donovan. Warehouse 13, next generation.
* Claudia's "Me Dance" in "Trials". And the snap she does at the end of that scene.

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* From "Burnout," Claudia introducing herself to Rebecca St. Clair, a former Warehouse agent:
-->'''Claudia''': Claudia Donovan. Warehouse 13, next generation.
* Claudia's "Me Dance"
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[[folder:SeasonOne]]
* In "Resonance" Myka chases down a group of suspects and briefly grapples with them, and realizes that one of them is a woman.
-->'''Myka:''' There's three suspects including Thistle. One was a woman.
-->'''Pete:''' Are you sure?
-->'''Myka:''' Yeah, I...felt her.
-->''[beat]''
-->'''Pete:''' ...You touched the boobies?
--> ''[DopeSlap]''



* From "Claudia":
--> '''Artie''': Children, don't fight. I can be both a d-bag and insane.
* From "Burnout," Claudia introducing herself to Rebecca St. Clair:
-->'''Claudia''': Claudia Donovan. Warehouse 13, next generation.
** She makes a "Live Long and Prosper" gesture. Even better, Rebecca ''returns it.''
* "Breakdown":
--> '''Claudia''': Can you teach me how to do that (''makes kung fu sounds, mimes a kick''), because I tried it on the light switch and I think I broke my toe. I know I broke the light switch.



* In "Trials", Jinks ''revealing'' to Claudia that he's homosexual, after Claudia accuses him of staring at her with romantic intent.
** Similarly, Pete's reaction to finding this out in "Love Sick" - from the way Myka recounts the story, the audience would at first think that [[RatedMForManly Manly Man]] Pete might be disturbed. Instead, Pete's reaction was to just go with the audacity of it all and take his top off to allow Jinks to gaze upon his beauty.

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[[folder:SeasonTwo]]
* In "Trials", Jinks ''revealing'' The episode "Mild Mannered" introduced a superpowered vigilante who got his powers from [[spoiler: a pair of ''boxers'']] ...nutty, ain't it?
** Pete all psyched
to Claudia become a real life superhero with Claudia's special PowerNullifier suit, only to be told that he's homosexual, after Claudia accuses side effects include draining the wearer of all vital fluids if worn for more than an hour... and in men, ''impotence''. Cue him quickly handing it to Myka.
** Claudia's imitation
of staring at her with romantic intent.
** Similarly, Pete's reaction to finding this out in "Love Sick" - from the way Myka recounts the story, the audience would at first think that [[RatedMForManly Manly Man]] Pete might be disturbed. Instead, Pete's reaction was to just go with the audacity
Artie's characteristic grouchy barking.
* "Age Before Beauty"
--> '''Pete''': It's like a game
of it all and take his top off to allow Jinks to gaze upon his beauty. gay ''Clue''.



* In the (mistaken) belief that Artie is homosexual, Hugo calmly asks him if he is what they call "[[TheBear a bear]]".

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* H.G. Wells' nonchalant [[BiTheWay coming out]] in "Buried":
-->'''H.G.''': I know a thing or two about the opposite sex. (''nostalgic'') Many of my lovers were men.
** The reaction of the rest of the team is priceless.
* In the (mistaken) belief that ChristmasEpisode "Secret Santa", Artie and his father Izzy repair their strained relationship by bonding over their mutual [[JewishMother irritation and disappointment]] with Claudia and complaining about their annoying relatives. Special mention goes to Izzy wondering if Artie is Claudia's father:
-->'''Izzy:''' She's not yours, is she?
-->'''Artie:''' How-'''NO!''' GOD no! No. No no no. She wasn't even born of man. She ''noodged'' her way into existence!
--> [both crack up laughing]
** Also in "Secret Santa", Claudia attempting to get Artie and his father to reconcile by telling each one that the other one is dying. The first time, her brother Joshua remarks that she's going to hell. The second time, he simply decides to turn around and walk right back up the stairs as fast as he can:
--> '''Joshua''': Holy Mother of ''GOD!''
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[[folder:SeasonThree]]
* "New Guy":
--> '''Pete''': I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once? Had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Fredrick. Don't think that didn't get me into trouble.
** From the same episode, after Pete gets his shirt torn open during a brawl with some (well-meaning but obstructive) FBI agents in a crowded ballroom:
--> '''Pete:''' No charge, ladies!
* Claudia's "Me Dance" in "Trials". And the snap she does at the end of that scene.
* In "Trials", Jinks ''revealing'' to Claudia that he's
homosexual, Hugo calmly asks after Claudia accuses him if he is what they call "[[TheBear a bear]]".of staring at her with romantic intent.
** Similarly, Pete's reaction to finding this out in "Love Sick" - from the way Myka recounts the story, the audience would at first think that [[RatedMForManly Manly Man]] Pete might be disturbed. Instead, Pete's reaction was to just go with the audacity of it all and take his top off to allow Jinks to gaze upon his beauty.



* HG Wells being questioned about just how much she got around.

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** In the (mistaken) belief that Artie is homosexual, Hugo calmly asks him if he is what they call "[[TheBear a bear]]".
* HG Wells being questioned about just how much she got around.around, in "3... 2... 1...":



* Pavlov's Handbell: May cause excessive drooling for 24 hours.
* From "Claudia":
--> '''Artie''': Children, don't fight. I can be both a d-bag and insane.
* "Breakdown":
--> '''Claudia''': Can you teach me how to do that (''makes kung fu sounds, mimes a kick''), because I tried it on the light switch and I think I broke my toe. I know I broke the light switch.
* "Age Before Beauty"
--> '''Pete''': It's like a game of gay ''Clue''.
* "New Guy":
--> '''Pete''': I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once? Had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Fredrick. Don't think that didn't get me into trouble.
** From the same episode, after Pete gets his shirt torn open during a brawl with some (well-meaning but obstructive) FBI agents in a crowded ballroom:
--> '''Pete:''' No charge, ladies!
* The episode "Mild Mannered" introduced a superpowered vigilante who got his powers from [[spoiler: a pair of ''boxers'']] ...nutty, ain't it?
** Pete all psyched to become a real life superhero with Claudia's special PowerNullifier suit, only to be told that side effects include draining the wearer of all vital fluids if worn for more than an hour... and in men, ''impotence''. Cue him quickly handing it to Myka.
** Claudia's imitation of Artie's characteristic grouchy barking.



* Pete hugging Mrs. Frederic in the "It's A Wonderful Life" Christmas special. The rest of the cast's reactions put it over the top.

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* Pete hugging Mrs. Frederic Pavlov's Handbell, featured in "Past Imperfect": May cause excessive drooling for 24 hours.
* In "Stand", Myka and Artie figure out where Sykes is heading and keep cutting off each other's sentences, to Jane's frustration.
-->'''Jane''': You two ''do'' realize you haven't finished a sentence yet, right?
* In "The Greatest Gift",
the "It's A Wonderful Life" Christmas special.special, [=MacPherson=] calling back to the fudge question from the pilot in the most deadpan way possible.
** Pete hugging Mrs. Frederic.
The rest of the cast's reactions put it over the top.



* Not to mention.... *boom* "Pete" *boom* "Pete" *boom* "PETE!" "yeah?" "PULL"
* H.G. Wells' nonchalant [[BiTheWay coming out]] in "Buried":
-->'''H.G.''': I know a thing or two about the opposite sex. (''nostalgic'') Many of my lovers were men.
** The reaction of the rest of the team is priceless.
* In the tie-in novel ''A Touch Of Fever'', Claudia is possessed by Anne Bonney's cutlass, which causes her to attack Artie while speaking pirate. Most of the things that she says are priceless, including calling him a "grumpy, bushy-eyed old walrus."
** Also from that same scene:
--> '''Possessed!Claudia''': I'll have you keelhauled and fed to the fishes!
--> '''Artie:''' What fishes? We're in the middle of the Badlands!
--> '''Possessed!Claudia:''' Don't try to confuse me!
* In "Stand", Myka and Artie figure out where Sykes is heading and keep cutting off each other's sentences, to Jane's frustration.
-->'''Jane''': You two ''do'' realize you haven't finished a sentence yet, right?
* In "The Greatest Gift", [=MacPherson=] calling back to the fudge question from the pilot in the most deadpan way possible.

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* Not to mention.... *boom* "Pete" *boom* "Pete" *boom* "PETE!" "yeah?" "PULL"
* H.G. Wells' nonchalant [[BiTheWay coming out]] in "Buried":
-->'''H.G.''': I know a thing or two about the opposite sex. (''nostalgic'') Many of my lovers were men.
** The reaction of the rest of the team is priceless.
* In the tie-in novel ''A Touch Of Fever'', Claudia is possessed by Anne Bonney's cutlass, which causes her to attack Artie while speaking pirate. Most of the things that she says are priceless, including calling him a "grumpy, bushy-eyed old walrus."
** Also from that same scene:
--> '''Possessed!Claudia''': I'll have you keelhauled and fed to the fishes!
--> '''Artie:''' What fishes? We're in the middle of the Badlands!
--> '''Possessed!Claudia:''' Don't try to confuse me!
* In "Stand", Myka and Artie figure out where Sykes is heading and keep cutting off each other's sentences, to Jane's frustration.
-->'''Jane''': You two ''do'' realize you haven't finished a sentence yet, right?
* In "The Greatest Gift", [=MacPherson=] calling back to the fudge question from the pilot in the most deadpan way possible.
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[[folder:SeasonFour]]



* Pete's Secret Service password: Peterulz23

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* In "Parks and Rehabilitation," Pete's Secret Service password: Peterulz23



* The gang has to use Artie's car as bait for a car thief.

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* The gang has In "The Big Snag," Claudia and Steve have to use Artie's car as bait for a car thief.



* In the ChristmasEpisode "Secret Santa", Artie and his father Izzy repair their strained relationship by bonding over their mutual [[JewishMother irritation and disappointment]] with Claudia and complaining about their annoying relatives. Special mention goes to Izzy wondering if Artie is Claudia's father:
-->'''Izzy:''' She's not yours, is she?
-->'''Artie:''' How-'''NO!''' GOD no! No. No no no. She wasn't even born of man. She ''noodged'' her way into existence!
--> [both crack up laughing]
** Also in "Secret Santa", Claudia attempting to get Artie and his father to reconcile by telling each one that the other one is dying. The first time, her brother Joshua remarks that she's going to hell. The second time, he simply decides to turn around and walk right back up the stairs as fast as he can:
--> '''Joshua''': Holy Mother of ''GOD!''
* In "Resonance" Myka chases down a group of suspects and briefly grapples with them, and realizes that one of them is a woman.
-->'''Myka:''' There's three suspects including Thistle. One was a woman.
-->'''Pete:''' Are you sure?
-->'''Myka:''' Yeah, I...felt her.
-->''[beat]''
-->'''Pete:''' ...You touched the boobies?
--> ''[DopeSlap]''



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[[folder:SeasonFive]]



** The fanfare, wind machine and "Ole!" that happens ''every time'' someone drops or picks up Harvey Kormans cufflinks.

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** The fanfare, wind machine and "Ole!" that happens ''every time'' someone drops or picks up Harvey Kormans cufflinks.cuff links.



** Even better, as we see in the final zoomout of the Warehouse, the Titanic...yes, the ''entire'' ship.

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** Even better, as we see in the final zoomout zoom-out of the Warehouse, the Titanic...yes, the ''entire'' ship.



** And even eariler, the artifact which summons a bunch of dancing showgirls chasing the agents. And the agents being forced to dance along with them, clearly against their will but somehow also dancing very well.
** Pete finally resolves to read the manual, and he walks into a room full of books. The look on his face when he's told that the whole room is the Warehouse manual is hilarious.

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** And even eariler, earlier, the artifact which summons a bunch of dancing showgirls chasing the agents. And the agents being forced to dance along with them, clearly against their will but somehow also dancing very well.
** Pete finally resolves to read the manual, and he walks into a room full of books. The look on his face when he's told that the whole room is the Warehouse manual is hilarious.hilarious.
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* Not to mention.... *boom* "Pete" *boom* "Pete" *boom* "PETE!" "yeah?" "PULL"
* In the tie-in novel ''A Touch Of Fever'', Claudia is possessed by Anne Bonney's cutlass, which causes her to attack Artie while speaking pirate. Most of the things that she says are priceless, including calling him a "grumpy, bushy-eyed old walrus."
** Also from that same scene:
--> '''Possessed!Claudia''': I'll have you keelhauled and fed to the fishes!
--> '''Artie:''' What fishes? We're in the middle of the Badlands!
--> '''Possessed!Claudia:''' Don't try to confuse me!
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30th Mar '15 10:00:25 AM nombretomado
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* Pete and [[{{Eureka}} Fargo]] bond over shared phobia's in "Don't Hate The Player".

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* Pete and [[{{Eureka}} [[{{Series/Eureka}} Fargo]] bond over shared phobia's in "Don't Hate The Player".
1st Jan '15 9:52:34 PM BlueCyth
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* From "Burnout," Claudia introducing herself to Rebecca St. Clair, a former Warehouse agent:
-->'''Claudia''': Claudia Donovan. Warehouse 13, next generation.
1st Jan '15 9:50:40 PM BlueCyth
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28th Jul '14 3:46:44 PM jckgat
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** Also this:
--> '''Pete''': Hey! Can we get going? Uhh, you can play Mike's magic flute later.
-->''[beat]''
-->'''Myka''': I have to go kill him now, so I'm just gonna...
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