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--> '''Breakker:''' ''(To [=JD McDonagh=])'' You know what, I'll help you out: I'm the NXT Champion... ''(Points back to [=McDonagh=])'' You're the Number One contender... ''(then points to Ilja Dragunov)'' You never lost your Championship... So, the way I see it if my math is correct, which it always is... ''(Faces [=McDonagh=])'' [[Wrestling/ImpactWrestling You have]] '''''[[Wrestling/ImpactWrestling a 33 1/3% chance of winning]]!'''''

* In the midst of the chaos of the North American Championship Ladder Match, [=EC3=] and Adam Cole end up [[EnemyMine forming an alliance]] to take out the competition. All seems well for both of them, even exchanging high-fives...that is until [=EC3=] decides to use Adam Cole's CatchPhrase while Cole is right next to him. Naturally, this ends their short lived alliance.

* During a 12-Man Battle Royal to determine who will compete in a Gauntlet match at [=TakeOver=] Stand & Deliver, Austin Theory was knocked out but with his back to the ground and feet on the apron, thus technically still in the match [[LoopholeAbuse as both feet hadn't touched the floor]]. He tries to pull an [[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels HBK]] or Wrestling/KofiKingston and make a miracle save back to the ring, but has the [[SarcasmMode bright idea]] of doing a kip-up, [[invoked]][[DarthWiki/WhatAnIdiot which would still have both feet on the floor]]. His reaction to eliminating himself and subsequent arguing with the referee is priceless.

* In the midst of the chaos of the North American Championship Ladder Match, [=EC3=] and Adam Cole end up [[EnemyMine forming an alliance]] to take out the competition. All seems well for both of them, even exchanging high-fives...that is until [=EC3=] decides to use Adam Cole's CatchPhrase [[invoked]][[DarthWiki/WhatanIdiot while Cole is right next to him]]. Naturally, this ends their short lived alliance.

* In the midst of the chaos of the North American Championship Ladder Match, [=EC3=] and Adam Cole end up [[EnemyMine forming an alliance]] to take out the competition. All seems well for both of them, even exchanging high-fives...that is until [=EC3=] decides to use Adam Cole's {{Catch Phrase}} [[WhatAnIdiot while Cole is right next to him]]. Naturally, this ends their short lived alliance.

* During a 12-Man Battle Royal to determine who will compete in a Gauntlet match at [=TakeOver=] Stand & Deliver, Austin Theory was knocked out but with his back to the ground and feet on the apron, thus technically still in the match [[LoopholeAbuse as both feet hadn't touched the floor]]. He tries to pull an [[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels HBK]] or Wrestling/KofiKingston and make a miracle save back to the ring, but has the [[SarcasmMode bright idea]] of doing a kip-up, [[WhatAnIdiot which would still have both feet on the floor]]. His reaction to eliminating himself and subsequent arguing with the referee is priceless.

* This promo from Bron Breakker (the current NXT Champion) to both [=JD McDonagh=] and a returning Ilja Dragunov during the 23 September 2022 episode. Especially because of the "[[Wrestling/ScottSteiner Steiner Maths]]" chants.[[labelnote:For Context:]]Bron Breakker (Real name Bronson Reichsteiner) is Rick Steiner's son, and therefore Scott's Nephew.[[/labelnote]]
--> '''Breakker:''' ''(To [=JD McDonagh=])'' You know what, I'll help you out: I'm the NXT Champion... ''(Points back to [=McDonagh=])'' You're the Number One contender... ''(then points to Ilja Dragunov)'' You never lost your Championship... So, the way I see it if my math is correct, which it always is... ''(Faces [=McDonagh=])'' You have '''''a 33 and a third percent chance of winning!'''''

* Any time Enzo Amore gets on the mic, expect comedy gold. AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT!

--> '''Breakker:''' ''(To [=JD McDonagh=])'' You know what, I'll help you out: I'm the NXT Champion... ''(Points back to [=McDonagh=])'' You're the Number One contender... ''(then points to Ilja Dragunov)'' You never lost your Championship... So, the way I see it if my math is correct, which it always is... ''(Faces [=McDonagh=])'' You have '''''a 33 and a third percent chance of winning!'''

* The saga starting in April of 2021 as Cameron Grimes returns, claiming to now be a millionaire after [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GameStop_short_squeeze investing in Game Stop]]. This leads to a series of videos where Grimes tries to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY-LK945VeQ buy a new watch]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv6b-ZSSgEw enter a nightclub]], or [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y48owakcL6w bid on a new house]]... only for each time to get beaten out by none other than "The Million Dollar Man" Wrestling/TedDibiase.

* The saga starting in April of 2021 as Cameron Grimes returns, claiming to now be a millionaire after [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GameStop_short_squeeze investing in Game Stop]]. This leads to a series of videos where Grimes tries to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY-LK945VeQ buy a new watch]], [[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv6b-ZSSgEw enter a nightclub]] or [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y48owakcL6w bid on a new house]]...only for each time to get beaten out by none other than "The Million Dollar Man" Wrestling/TedDibiase.

* The saga starting in April of 2021 as Cameron Grimes returns, claiming to now be a millionaire after [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GameStop_short_squeeze investing in Game Stop]]. This leads to a series of videos where Grimes tries to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY-LK945VeQ buy a new watch]], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv6b-ZSSgEw enter a nightclub]] or [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y48owakcL6w bid on a new house]]...only for each time to get beaten out by none other than "The Million Dollar Man" Wrestling/TedDibiase.

** This match also featured "overprotective mom" Candice shielding Indi from Dexter, Shotzi volunteering herself for a FastballSpecial, and Theory doing his best "[[TheatricsOfPain Shawn Michaels versus Hulk Hogan at SummerSlam 2005]]" impression.

* After the brutal Unsanctioned Match between [[WeUsedToBeFriends Adam Cole and Kyle O'Reilly]] at NXT Takeover: Stand and Deliver, both of them needed [[SoreLoser immediate]] [[PostVictoryCollapse medical]] [[HospitalGurneyScene attention]]. They get carted to the emergency room [[https://youtu.be/jKmWirXk1_s?t=110 side by side]], with [[AnnoyingPatient predictable results]].

* During a 12-Man Battle Royal to determine who will compete in a Gauntlet match at [=TakeOver=] Stand & Deliver, Austin Theory was knocked out but with his back to the ground and feet on the apron, thus technically still in the match [[LoopholeAbuse as both feet hadn't touched the floor]]. He tries to pull an [[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels HBK]] or Wrestling/KofiKingston and make a miracle save back to the ring, but has the [[SarcasmMode bright idea]] of doing a kip-up, [[WhatAnIdiot which would still have both feet on the floor]]. His reaction to eliminating himself and subsequent arguing with the referee is priceless.

* During a 12-Man Battle Royal to determine who will compete in a Gauntlet match at [=TakeOver=] Stand & Deliver, Austin Theory was knocked out but with his back to the ground and feet on the apron, thus technically still in the match [[LoopholeAbuse as both feet hadn't touched the floor]]. He tries to pull an [[HBK Wrestling/ShawnMichaels]] or Wrestling/KofiKingston and make a miracle save back to the ring, but has the [[SarcasmMode bright idea]] of doing a kip-up, [[WhatAnIdiot which would still have both feet on the floor]]. His reaction to eliminating himself and subsequent arguing with the referee is priceless.

* During his chat show segment on NXT UK, the Supernova Sessions, Noam Dar referred to Tyler Bate's nickname - the Big Strong Boi - and asked: "Is that what Trent [Seven, Tyler's tag team partner] calls you when you don't eat up all your vegetables?" In the same segment, Noam greeted the ''Spanish'' A-Kid with "Bonjour!" and then told him that because he (A-Kid) had won the Heritage Cup Tournament, Noam was now christening him 'A-Man'.

* During his chat show segment on NXT UK, the Supernova Sessions, Noam Dar referred to Tyler Bate's nickname - the Big Strong Boi - and asked: "Is that what Trent calls you when you don't eat up all your vegetables?" In the same segment, Noam greeted the ''Spanish'' A-Kid with "Bonjour!" and then told him that because he (A-Kid) had won the Heritage Cup Tournament, Noam was now christening him 'A-Man'.

* Neville invoking YourMom on Breeze. "Looks like you aren't the only member of the Breeze family who [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar likes sending selfies!]]"

--> '''Simon Gotch''': What a ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar wench]]''.

* Breezango vs. Imperium for the NXT tag titles on the 17th June 2020 episode of NXT started out normally enough with Imperium doing their entrance as usual...but then, instead of Breezango, we got ''Emporium'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooSqTn3JN4s featuring Marsupial and Fabio]], complete with a house remix of ''Allegro con fuoco'' and replicas of the Imperium tracksuit.

--> "Well, to be honest, I really don't know Pete that well, but I think in the spirit of the Dusty Cup that's what makes us a perfect team. And when I went to form this team with Pete, I went to him and I was like, "Hey Pete, I'm a Bro, you're a Bruiserweight. Dusty Cup. Let's do this." He gave me the Pete Special (''perfectly mimics Dunne's pouty shrug''), I gave him the Bro Special (''does his hang ten gesture''), [[TalkingThroughTechnique we nodded]], and the Broserweights were born."

--> '''[=McGuinness=]''': Let--let me take those words back.

* After it was announced that the PPV after ''Takeover'' would be called 'Takeover 2', the fans decided that this was not good enough, and got creative with names like ''Takeover 2: The Quickening'', ''Takeover 2: Electric Boogaloo'', and ''[[TakeThat Takeover 2: Better Than Raw]]'' on the page for the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_WWE_NXT_special_episodes NXT live specials]] over at That Other Wiki.

--> "Well, to be honest, I really don't know Pete that well, but I think in the spirit of the Dusty Cup that's what makes us a perfect team. And when I went to form this team with Pete, I went to him and I was like, "Hey Pete, I'm a Bro, you're a Bruiserweight/ Dusty Cup. Let's do this." He gave me the Pete Special (''perfectly mimics Dunne's pouty shrug''), I gave him the Bro Special (''does his hang ten gesture''), [[TalkingThroughTechnique we nodded]], and the Broserweights were born."

--> "Well, to be honest, I really don't know Pete that well, but I think in the spirit of the Dusty Cup that's what makes us a perfect team. And when I went to form this team with Pete, I went to him and I was like, "Hey Pete, I'm a Bro, you're a Bruiserweight, Dusty Cup. Let's do this." He gave me the Pete Special (''perfectly mimics Dunne's pouty shrug''), I gave him the Bro Special (''does his hang ten gesture''), [[TalkingThroughTechnique we nodded]], and the Broserweights were born."

** Riddle's account of their formation is succinct and hilarious
--> "Well, to be honest, I really don't Pete that well, but I think in the spirit of the Dusty Cup that's what makes us a perfect team. And when I went to form this team with Pete, I went to him and I was like, "Hey Pete, I'm a Bro, you're a Bruiserweight, Dusty Cup. Let's do this." He gave me the Pete Special (''perfectly mimics Dunne's pouty shrug''), I gave him the Bro Special (''does his hang ten gesture''), [[TalkingThroughTechnique we nodded]], and the Broserweights were born."

--> "Well, to be honest, I really don't Pete that well, but I think in the spirit of the Dusty Cup that's what makes us a perfect team. And when I went to form this team with Pete, I went to him and I was like, "Hey Pete, I'm a Bro, you're a Bruiserweight, Dusty Cup. Let's do this. He gave me the Pete Special (''perfectly mimics Dunne's pouty shrug''), I gave him the Bro Special (''does his hang ten gesture''), [[TalkingThroughTechnique we nodded]], and the Broserweights were born."

** The name of their tag-team? [[PortmanteauCoupleName The Broserweights]]. Riddle is the spacey joker, Dunne is the stone-faced, NotSoAboveItAll [[TheComicallySerious serious one]]. According to Riddle, he didn't know Dunne that well, but they came together when he approached Dunne and said, "Hey Pete, I'm a Bro, you're a Bruiserweight, Dusty Cup. Let's do this. He gave me the Pete Special (''perfectly mimics Dunne's pouty shrug''), I gave him the Bro Special (''does his hang ten gesture''), [[TalkingThroughTechnique we nodded]], and the Broserweights were born."

* Newly-minted OddCouple and Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic winners Pete Dunne and Wrestling/MattRiddle go on a [[https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1227767969142525958?s=19 road trip to NXT Takeover: Portland.]]

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Y1I4V5pn8 How much fish could Bobby Fish fry if Bobby Fish could fry fish?]]"