History Funny / VanossGamingAndCompany

** The intro. All of the crew is sitting on the top deck of a boat, enjoying the peace with Vanoss saying [[TemptingFate that there is no danger and that they are close enough to shore to not encounter any sharks.]] [[InstantlyProvenWrong Cue shark immediately leaping up and dragging Scotty into the ocean.]]

* Before the group moved on to ''Deluxe'', they did one last recording for the Wii U. [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JCihGE78oUk Every]] [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLo47VEu4Z1wtd7Bn3z4edB2ZSkUD3OGAI&v=V9xx1B3Mn-o perspective]] [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XpeQgTndPPE is]] [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL6eblKObXd5xb66V037K4c3Va0eKsTGed&v=7OqIUQzhqfw a]] [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SLxFIqxTQuw laugh riot]].

-->'''1st:''' Daithi
-->'''2nd:''' [[CueTheFlyingPigs Mini Ladd]]
-->'''3rd:''' Terroriser
-->'''4th:''' Tyler
-->'''5th:''' [=Sp00n=]
-->'''6th:''' Scotty
-->'''7th:''' Marcel ("The results are in!")

--->'''Scotty:''' NOOO, I'm too damn fast!
--->'''Mini Ladd:''' So am I!

--->'''Marcel:''' Come on, come on, beat Scotty, you gotta beat Scotty!
--->''*slams into Scotty with the Bullet Bill*''
--->'''Scotty:''' '''NO, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!'''
--->''*Tyler starts screaming*''
--->'''Scotty:''' '''''MARCEL!!!!'''''
--->''*Scotty gets a Bullet Bill*''
--->'''Scotty:''' '''''LATER, BITCH!!!'''''
--->'''Marcel:''' '''''NOOOOOOOOO!!!!'''''

--->'''Marcel:''' Later, bitch!
--->'''Scotty:''' You just stole MY FUCKING ITEM!
--->(''Wildcat then slips on a banana [=runJDrun=] was holding behind him'')
--->'''[[SirSwearsALot Wildcat]]:''' Fuck you, you fucking JD bastard! ''(everyone else laughs)'' You son of a bitch with your goddamn banana hanging out your ass.

--->'''[=runJDrun=]:''' This boy Luigi got a gold whip? Somebody's been playing this game!
--->'''Marcel:''' [[TheAce Cody]], man! That's what Cody does!
--->'''[=runJDrun=]:''' And he has [[ScrappyMechanic tilt controls]] on, you see that dumbass wheel in the corner?
--->(''everyone else except Wildcat, who had gotten last that race, laugh'')

--->'''[=runJDrun=]:''' I'm dead, and my fucking bags killing me in this-
--->'''[=Wildcat=]:''' ''(gets bitten by a Piranha Plant)'' '''''[[AtomicFBomb FUCKING]]''''' '''''[[ClusterFBomb GODDAMN DRY-ASS FUCKING]]''''' '''''[[NoIndoorVoice FLOWER]]'''''!

---> '''Cody:''' ...Hey Tyler, catch!
---> '''Wildcat:''' No, come on! [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOO!]] Cody, you're a fucking vagina, dude! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck this fucking game! Fucking items are the gayest shit ever! I got coin after coin after coin and then the fucker gets a bomb and kills me last fucking corner! I'm spitting all over my desk I'm so pissed! ''(Proceeds to walk away from the mike, ranting about the game until the sound of a door slamming is heard.)''

---> '''JD:''' Jesus Christ, I got 6th place, like, 5 in a row!
---> '''Terroriser:''' Good thing Nintendo don't click on the videos, man!
---> (''Cue a flustered JD shouting "Shut your dumbass up, Brian!" while the others laugh'')

---> '''Nogla:''' Mini Ladd, my favorite [=YouTuber=]!
---> '''Terroriser:''' He's not lying, like, Mini Ladd is Mini's favorite [=YouTuber=] (''choruses of "yeah" from the rest''). He buys his own merch-he buys his own merch and everything.
---> '''Moo:''' [[TakeThat Someone has to!]]
--->(''cue uproarious laughter from the rest of the group'').
** Later on,[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVDrNDCLojk&feature=youtu.be&t=16m Terroriser roasts Moo.]]
---> '''Moo:''' Oh, [[AccidentalInnuendo I'm too early]]. Nope, I'm good!
---> '''Terroriser:''' Hah, that's why you're having a baby!
--->(''Cue Terroriser realising what he said and going into OhCrap mode, while the others chorus OOOHHHHH'')
** From the [[https://youtu.be/m0DPRIFMDvM?t=4m57s same]] [[https://youtu.be/YVeGFGcPAss?t=13m42s stream]], Terroriser mentions a previous roast aimed at Nogla. Cue the uproarious laughter of everyone else and [[https://youtu.be/YVeGFGcPAss?t=16m20s Daithi's Twitter feed being flooded]].

** Scotty's fire alarm going off with ''impecable'' timing during the third and final meeting, resulting in the dad joke courtesy of Moo that convinces everyone to vote Scotty off.
--->'''Panda:''' Why are you smoking so much cooch?!
--->'''Moo:''' Maybe because his pants are on fire!

--> '''Delirious:''' Go Recruit you Son of a Bitch!
--> '''Ohm:''' RECRUUUIT!

-->'''Vanoss:''' They didn't put a lot of thought into the messaging aspect of this game.
-->''(Submits a message filling the entire screen with the word "poop".)''
-->'''Vanoss:''' You see that? Your entire screen is just "poop"...

---> '''Delirious:''' I didn't tell them nothing Vanoss. I promise I didn't point the finger at you.
---> ''(A few minutes ago)''
---> '''Delirious:''' ''[[InstantlyProvenWrong It was all Vanoss! It wasn't me!]]''

---> '''Vanoss:''' Goddamnit Cletus!

---> '''Vanoss:''' Fuck sakes! Joe Digs! Undercover cop!

---> '''Delirious''': Ooh! I got the can opener Vanoss! I got the can opener-
---> '''Vanoss''': I GOT THE FUCKING ''FRIDGE!''

* General example: Turns out Vanoss is very good at the game, but not through any in game logic, he's just that good at recognising the tells in his friends' voices. His only problem is getting the others to believe him, but when they eventually realise how skilled he is, sessions quickly start going off the rails purely because of Vanoss' blind guesses, hilariously frustrating the imposters, [[https://youtu.be/Rp7A1tv2r4I?t=309 Terroriser in particular.]]

* Terroriser [[https://youtu.be/7gGAutB7OgM?t=123 repeatedly]] [[https://youtu.be/7guV9nnU_B8?t=1214 failing]] [[https://youtu.be/Fqzc_9ZjBps?t=92 to]] [[https://youtu.be/QyDOjxiU_FU?t=1342 realise]] [[https://youtu.be/n_5ZV8F2Ua8?t=622 his]] [[https://youtu.be/rwq68tUZg4I?t=229 mic]] [[https://youtu.be/9UamLdo0BO0?t=521 is]] [[https://youtu.be/3_CT_kStvXA?t=59 muted]] [[https://youtu.be/bkMR6C1wAwI?si=n3VM49G-W8yGd_JE&t=44 and]] none of the others can hear him.

* Terroriser [[https://youtu.be/7gGAutB7OgM?t=123 repeatedly]] [[https://youtu.be/7guV9nnU_B8?t=1214 failing]] [[https://youtu.be/Fqzc_9ZjBps?t=92 to]] [[https://youtu.be/QyDOjxiU_FU?t=1342 realise]] [[https://youtu.be/n_5ZV8F2Ua8?t=622 his]] [[https://youtu.be/rwq68tUZg4I?t=229 mic]] [[https://youtu.be/9UamLdo0BO0?t=521 is]] [[https://youtu.be/3_CT_kStvXA?t=59 muted.]]

* "[[https://youtu.be/QVQWoijVuAU?t=1053 You sound like an off-brand]] LetsPlay/JackSepticEye."

* [[https://youtu.be/qO2A0jZnH14?t=2m49s In a 2 vs 2 match]] where it's Evan and Brian against Brock and Nogla, Brian is on "Uno" holding a Red 3 card. Brock plays a Yellow 3 card which gives Brian, as his turn is next, the chance to win the round for him and Evan... but instead, [[FailedASpotCheck Evan instinctively jumps in with his Yellow 3 card]], not seeing Brian's hand [[EpicFail and ends up screwing over Brian and himself a win]]. Brian's strangled "Bluh?!" at the move is gorgeous.

-->'''Brian (from a distance):''' Don't you fucking dare...

** And the biggest bit of irony? The moment Delirious quits and leaves Brian with an AI, Brian [[ThrowTheDogABone ends up]] [[CueTheFlyingPigs winning]] [[CurbStompBattle easily]].
--->'''Brian:''' Delirious, you suck dick! You ''suck,'' Delirious!

* [[https://youtu.be/qO2A0jZnH14?t=2m49s In a 2 vs 2 match]] where it's Evan and Brian against Brock and Nogla, Brian is on "Uno" holding a Red 3 card. Brock plays a Yellow 3 card which gives Brian, as his turn is next, the chance to win the round for him and Evan... but instead, [[FailedASpotCheck Evan instinctively jumps in with his Yellow 3 card]], not seeing Brian's hand [[EpicFail and ends up screwing over Brian and himself a win]]. Brian's strangled "Bluh?!" at the move is hilarious.

--> '''Panda''' We meet again, {{yellow|face}} man! Wait, wait hold on a second, that's racist, [[ThatCameOutWrong I'm sorry!]]

* One game was where we get a truly '''''beautiful''''' display of Panda-quality rage. For context: during one of the earlier holes, Panda smashed his mouse out of rage. After the course is finished, Panda realizes that that particular rage caused his Twitch stream to go to the starting screen. '''For the last 35 minutes of the course.''' After a good bout of laughing from Basically, Wildcat and Mini, Panda lets out a line for the books.

** And one final line from Panda before leaving the call:

** And after that, the first thing Mini does is [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments call Panda to check on him]], leading to this:

--->'''Nogla:''' Your voice is different, Brian, it's like (unintelligible noises)

-->'''Nogla (as Vanoss is hitting him):''' You're not even in the tags!
-->'''Vanoss (as Nogla continues to yell at him):''' The tags help you more than they help me.

-->'''Nogla:''' [[TemptingFate I'm going in the hole.]] (''misses'') I'm going in the hole! I'm '''''GOING IN THE HOLE!''''' (''[[YankTheDogsChain misses again as the clock runs out]]- meanwhile, Evan quietly putts the ball in with one stroke'') '''''[[AtomicFBomb FUCK!!!]]'''''
-->'''Panda (amidst all the laughing at Nogla's expense):''' He got it! Evan got it too!

-->'''Nogla (mocking tone):''' "You didn't finish last, didn't finish last-" fucking wonder ''why'' I didn't finish last...

* The final hole of one session is a chart detailing what Youtubers have played the creators' maps and what maps they have played, as well as a warning: whoever picks his favourite of the bunch will be severely punished. [=Smii7y=] has the unfortunate luck of guessing correctly, and ends up with '''147,357,344 strokes'''.

* Moo rages to the point of rage quitting in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPduLMRFfRw this]] game of Golf It. The best part about this is that halfway through the game he had apparently rage quit with nobody noticing until the game was over, where his name and score in the leaderboard was missing. Only then did the guys notice that Brock left the game [[TranquilFury without saying a word through pure rage]].

* In [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LVan2wzCOME this video]], Vanoss knocks Terroriser around on a golf course that meant an instant hole in one, although he manages to escape Vanoss at the end, the timer has run out and if he stops he loses, and he goes through the course and stops ''just before he goes in the hole.''Terroriser received a 17 stroke penalty, that resulted in him losing first place to Moo. Cue Moo screaming in triumph that he won, the others crying their eyes out with laughter, and Terroriser becoming the epitome of the term TranquilFury.