History Funny / VEEP

* It's shown that when Selina brought her mother to the White House to show off being the President, her mother's only response was to comment that Selina -- sporting her late Season 3 pixie cut -- should wait until her hair grows back in before having her Presidential portrait done.

* Jonah and Richard desperately running all over Capitol Hill to get Jonah to the House chambers in time for the vote.
-->'''Selina''': Jonah? You are already dead! What you do now, you do for your family!

** Then the Eagle passes by and says "Selina, good news! We found the missing Nevada votes, you won!" He walks on as Montez just gives him a baffled look.

* After Selina makes up a sob story about the help she gave to a Latina immigrant to get support from the community, it turns out that somehow there really is a person fitting her exact description, who was actually convinced of the story herself. And then calls Selina “President Montez,” which no one even acknowledges.

* This exchange:

* After getting the news that [[spoiler:the President is resigning, making Selina his successor for the next few months]], Selina and Gary pretty much go LaughingMad, while also having to deal with Gary getting a nosebleed.

* Gary has kept an important gift, a pair of shoes, for Selina on the occasion that she should give [[spoiler:her first inaugural speech as president.]] Selina can barely contain her non-excitement.

* Gary and Mike accidentally get left behind in Tehran. They make it to the back-up plane only to learn that it's damaged and it'll take a week to replace the part. They take all of the booze from that plane to go to the Press plane, but drop it all over the airport. [[spoiler: They fail to make it on the plane]].

--> '''Ben''': He's been fondling Jonah's balls like he's trying to find a prize inside.

---> '''Teddy''': Sir, everything I have done -- everything -- has been to serve you, and that goes double for fondling Jonah.

* After it looks like [[spoiler:there's going to be a tie and Tom James can become president by virtue of a loophole (the 20th amendment)]], Selina's meltdown
-->'''Selina:''' I'll tell you what's unprecedented, Kent! A ''[[spoiler:tie]]'' is unprecedented! So is becoming the first lady president! So is that jackoff becoming president through the back door! Okay? The rule book's been torn up now, and America is wiping its ''nasty'' '''''ass''''' with it!

** And it gets better later on: [[spoiler:there ''was'' another meeting about him, with the staff being GenreSavvy enough to wait a bit until he checked.]]
* Gary walks in on [[spoiler: Selina and Tom having sex]] and backs out of the room and walks away whimpering to himself.
** Catherine's documentary later shows that he [[spoiler: had the couch they had sex on moved out of the room]].

* The final reveal that [[spoiler:Ben has been screwing with Kent by messing up the presentation of his bookshelf.]]
* As it turns out, Catherine was hiding in a closet while [[spoiler: her mom and Tom had sex]] a few episodes prior, and was left even more traumatized by it than Gary.

* The revelation that Sue is still working for [[spoiler: President Montez.]]
** Then [[spoiler: the Eagle passes by and says "Selina, good news! We found the missing Nevada votes, you won!" He walks on as Montez just gives him a baffled look.]]

-->'''Margarey''': We can't do anything about AIDS.
-->'''Selina''': Who are you, Ronald Reagan?

-->'''Selina''': I was the first female President of the United States and I will not work for less than eighty-seven cents on the dollar!

---> '''Selina''': You both look like you fingered the Incredible Hulk.

* At the end of the episode, Selina's surprised to find out that [[spoiler: the Georgian officer who'd been acting as her tour guide has staged a MilitaryCoup]].

--> '''Dan''': You know what I like about you two? It's not clear who's the top.
--> '''Marjorie''': I am.

--> '''Dan''': So, I've been pulling out this entire time for nothing? Oh, I am gonna save a fortune in morning-after pills. There are, like, three girls that owe me an abortion refund.

-->'''Jonah''': You spring backward!
-->'''Ben''': It's spring forward, you idiot!
-->'''Jonah''': Have you ever watched girl's gymnastics? That makes no sense.

-->'''Dan''': I haven't slept with a woman over 30 since I was 14.

* The show finally parodies the [=#MeToo=] movement, as a woman who once had a business lunch with Jonah comes forward to publicly admit that she never dated him, inspiring the [=#NotMe=] movement, as dozens of women likewise come forward to say they've never dated Jonah and never will.

* Richard accidentally exposes numerous Iowa state legislators as corrupt, sending them all to jail.

* Jonah's uncle breaking out in maniacal laughter when he overhears Shawnee dumping him.

-->'''Selina''': ''(screaming loudly enough to knock Gary off his chair)'' NO!!

* Kent and Amy's horror at the idea of Jonah being Vice President

* Selina is true to form right to the end, having her funeral overshadowed by Tom Hanks' death on the same day. Even Mike unhesitatingly pivots to reporting entirely about a retrospective on Hanks.

* Both Amy and Furlong call Jonah "Congressman [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slenderman]]".Furlong is quite disappointed to be beaten to the punch on it.

* Both Amy and Furlong call Jonah "Congressman [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slenderman]]".

--->'''Selina:''' He just fucked me right in the ass!\\

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* After Selina makes up a sob story about the help she gave to a Latina immigrant to get support from the community, it turns out that somehow there really is a person fitting her exact description, who was actually convinced of the story herself. And then calls Selina “President Montez,” which no one even acknowledges.
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** When Gary is revealed to have overheard the whole conversation, he tries to cheer Selina up by talking about a bath gel at their hotel.

-->'''Selina''': Dan slept with you? What were you wearing, [[{{Narcissist}} a full length mirror?]]