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--> '''Richard''': I'm sorry, Ma'am. A number of tall women were molested, and Mr. Ryan was one of them.''
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--> '''Richard''': I'm sorry, Ma'am. A number of tall women were molested, and Mr. Ryan was one of them.''
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--> Have you been sent from the future to destroy me? 'Cause it's working. "I think that each candidate has merits and demerits. And I don't know my left butt cheek from my right butt cheek, but I believe in listening to both butt cheeks and then farting out my asshole mouth." It's not even bullshit. Bullshitting takes talent. You have none. You are just a blah, blah, blah, blah bitch.
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--> Have you been sent from the future to destroy me? 'Cause it's working. "I think that each candidate has merits and demerits. And I don't know my left butt cheek from my right butt cheek, but I believe in listening to both butt cheeks and then farting out my asshole mouth." It's not even bullshit. Bullshitting takes talent. You have none. You are just a blah, blah, blah, blah bitch.bitch.
[[AC: Storms and Pancakes]]
* Jonah, going to what he thinks is a job interview, is asked to join a group of women in a lawsuit against Teddy, for sexual harassment. He uncomfortably realizes that they are not only as tall as him, but look like him...
** Later, when he lashes out at another tall woman (who has nothing to do with the lawsuit), his aide Richard replies:
--> '''Richard''': I'm sorry, Ma'am. A number of tall women were molested, and Mr. Ryan was one of them.''
[[AC: Storms and Pancakes]]
* Jonah, going to what he thinks is a job interview, is asked to join a group of women in a lawsuit against Teddy, for sexual harassment. He uncomfortably realizes that they are not only as tall as him, but look like him...
** Later, when he lashes out at another tall woman (who has nothing to do with the lawsuit), his aide Richard replies:
--> '''Richard''': I'm sorry, Ma'am. A number of tall women were molested, and Mr. Ryan was one of them.''
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* Mike reassuring Selina about Danny Chung potentially running for President:
--> The way POTUS is going, he’ll probably stumble into a war sooner or later. Chung will re-enlist and hopefully get himself killed
* Selina literally walking into a glass door.
--> '''Dan''': That woman has become a living metaphor of her own career.
** The herbal painkillers that Gary gives her mixes with her anti-depressants, causing her to get really high. She ends up laughing semi-hysterically with Gary, inviting herself to his parents' 40th marriage anniversary, offering to buy Mike's boat, and laughing hysterically while urinating.
** Mike frantically running up and down the stairs (instead of taking the elevator) to not alert the press.
** When Jonah finds out:
---> '''Mike''': You just broke his brain Amy.
---> '''Dan''': Jesus look at his stupid gaping mouth. Let's put stuff in it.
* Jonah's new nickname from the VP's office:
--> '''Jonah''': The VP’s office can be very insubordinate. They insubordinate all the time. Do you know that they call me Jonad? That is tantamount to calling the president Jonad.
--> '''Ben''': No, it’s not.
* The fun run:
** Amy, Mike, and Dan tell Gary to convince Selina to run slower so she won't beat a disabled veteran.
---> '''Gary''': You gotta slow down.
---> '' Selina''': Why?
---> '''Gary''': It looks bad.
---> '' Selina''':Oh, God, what? My face.
---> '''Gary''': No, your face looks fine. You're beating a disabled guy.
---> '' Selina''':Oh, come on. Don't be so hard on yourself, Gary.
---> '''Gary''': I can't stop her, she's unstoppable.
** Jonah shows up to tell Selina to support the president.
---> '''Jonah''': ''(To Mike)'' Yeah, what's up you fucking Lorax.
---> ---
---> '''Jonah''': Oh God, this zipper is like a cheese grater on my dick
---> '''Mike''': HAHA. LORAX
** The race also involves someone dressed as a banana.
---> '''Dan''': Ma'am, I need you to speed up or slow down. We can't have you in a photo finish with a banana.
* Mike reassuring Selina about Danny Chung potentially running for President:
--> The way POTUS is going, he’ll probably stumble into a war sooner or later. Chung will re-enlist and hopefully get himself killed
* Selina literally walking into a glass door.
--> '''Dan''': That woman has become a living metaphor of her own career.
** The herbal painkillers that Gary gives her mixes with her anti-depressants, causing her to get really high. She ends up laughing semi-hysterically with Gary, inviting herself to his parents' 40th marriage anniversary, offering to buy Mike's boat, and laughing hysterically while urinating.
** Mike frantically running up and down the stairs (instead of taking the elevator) to not alert the press.
** When Jonah finds out:
---> '''Mike''': You just broke his brain Amy.
---> '''Dan''': Jesus look at his stupid gaping mouth. Let's put stuff in it.
* Jonah's new nickname from the VP's office:
--> '''Jonah''': The VP’s office can be very insubordinate. They insubordinate all the time. Do you know that they call me Jonad? That is tantamount to calling the president Jonad.
--> '''Ben''': No, it’s not.
* The fun run:
** Amy, Mike, and Dan tell Gary to convince Selina to run slower so she won't beat a disabled veteran.
---> '''Gary''': You gotta slow down.
---> '' Selina''': Why?
---> '''Gary''': It looks bad.
---> '' Selina''':Oh, God, what? My face.
---> '''Gary''': No, your face looks fine. You're beating a disabled guy.
---> '' Selina''':Oh, come on. Don't be so hard on yourself, Gary.
---> '''Gary''': I can't stop her, she's unstoppable.
** Jonah shows up to tell Selina to support the president.
---> '''Jonah''': ''(To Mike)'' Yeah, what's up you fucking Lorax.
---> ---
---> '''Jonah''': Oh God, this zipper is like a cheese grater on my dick
---> '''Mike''': HAHA. LORAX
** The race also involves someone dressed as a banana.
---> '''Dan''': Ma'am, I need you to speed up or slow down. We can't have you in a photo finish with a banana.
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** FromBadToWorse. The speech that shows up on her teleprompter adds a ten billion dollar investment in obsolete submarines rather than cuts the funding.
--> '''Selina''': Whole cities of children were going to be saved from poverty. Instead now, that money is going to fund. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Obsolete. Metal. Giant. Dildos]].
--> '''Selina''': Whole cities of children were going to be saved from poverty. Instead now, that money is going to fund. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Obsolete. Metal. Giant. Dildos]].
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-->Have you been sent from the future to destroy me? 'Cause it's working. "I think that each candidate has merits and demerits. And I don't know my left butt cheek from my right butt cheek, but I believe in listening to both butt cheeks and then farting out my asshole mouth. It's not even bullshit. Bullshitting takes talent. You have none. You are just a blah, blah, blah, blah bitch.
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-->Have you been sent from the future to destroy me? 'Cause it's working. "I think that each candidate has merits and demerits. And I don't know my left butt cheek from my right butt cheek, but I believe in listening to both butt cheeks and then farting out my asshole mouth. " It's not even bullshit. Bullshitting takes talent. You have none. You are just a blah, blah, blah, blah bitch.
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--> '''Selina''': What comes after Veep? President, right. And you never know. Someday, somebody might just ''(imitates shooting herself).''
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--> '''Selina''': What comes after Veep? President, right. And you never know. Someday, somebody might just ''(imitates shooting herself).''''
* Amy's rant directed at Selina's new adviser Karen, who never says anything specific.
-->Have you been sent from the future to destroy me? 'Cause it's working. "I think that each candidate has merits and demerits. And I don't know my left butt cheek from my right butt cheek, but I believe in listening to both butt cheeks and then farting out my asshole mouth. It's not even bullshit. Bullshitting takes talent. You have none. You are just a blah, blah, blah, blah bitch.
* Amy's rant directed at Selina's new adviser Karen, who never says anything specific.
-->Have you been sent from the future to destroy me? 'Cause it's working. "I think that each candidate has merits and demerits. And I don't know my left butt cheek from my right butt cheek, but I believe in listening to both butt cheeks and then farting out my asshole mouth. It's not even bullshit. Bullshitting takes talent. You have none. You are just a blah, blah, blah, blah bitch.
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--> '''Selina''': Don't give me that bunker shit. Hitler went into a bunker and when he came out he wasn't the chancellor anymore was he? Plus he was dead! And I'll tell you something, if he were alive right now he'd be very anxious to distance himself from me at this moment.
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--> '''Selina''': Don't give me that bunker shit. Hitler went into a bunker and when he came out he wasn't the chancellor anymore was he? Plus he was dead! And I'll tell you something, if he were alive right now he'd be very anxious to distance himself from me at this moment.moment.
[[AC: Tehran]]
* Gary and Mike accidentally get left behind in Tehran. They make it to the back-up plane only to learn that it's damaged and it'll take a week to replace the part. They take all of the booze from that plane to go to the Press plane, but drop it all over the airport. [[spoiler: They fail to make it on the plane]].
* Jonah gets called by Bill to inquire about what's going on in the VP's office. Jonah mistakes this as Bill knowing about Teddy molesting him. Unfortunately, Jonah's on speaker phone, which leads to Kent, Sue, and Catherine hearing in as well.
* Amy's reaction when Sue tells her that, in order to placate VP Doyle, Bill told him about the use of the data concerning the bereaved parents.
--> '''Amy''': God that is some elaborate self-sabotage right there. That is CirqueDuSoleil suicide bombing. Go back in time and stop that from happening.
[[AC: Convention]]
* VP Doyle tells Selina that he's stepping off the ticket, but that he's resigning out of principle whereas Selina and Ben require that he resign for health reasons. Ben decides to blackmail Doyle with sexual abuse allegations, specifically Teddy molesting Jonah.
--> '''Ben''': He's been fondling Jonah's balls like he's trying to find a prize inside.
** When Doyle confronts Teddy, Teddy's last ditch effort to not get fired is to say this:
---> '''Teddy''': Sir, everything I have done -- everything -- has been to serve you, and that goes double for fondling Jonah.
* [[TheStoic Sue's]] elated face, [[https://whatelseisonnow.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/convention-sues-elated-face.jpg which is basically the same as her normal face]].
* Selina's attempts to convince Danny Chung to become her VP:
--> '''Selina''': What comes after Veep? President, right. And you never know. Someday, somebody might just ''(imitates shooting herself).''
[[AC: Tehran]]
* Gary and Mike accidentally get left behind in Tehran. They make it to the back-up plane only to learn that it's damaged and it'll take a week to replace the part. They take all of the booze from that plane to go to the Press plane, but drop it all over the airport. [[spoiler: They fail to make it on the plane]].
* Jonah gets called by Bill to inquire about what's going on in the VP's office. Jonah mistakes this as Bill knowing about Teddy molesting him. Unfortunately, Jonah's on speaker phone, which leads to Kent, Sue, and Catherine hearing in as well.
* Amy's reaction when Sue tells her that, in order to placate VP Doyle, Bill told him about the use of the data concerning the bereaved parents.
--> '''Amy''': God that is some elaborate self-sabotage right there. That is CirqueDuSoleil suicide bombing. Go back in time and stop that from happening.
[[AC: Convention]]
* VP Doyle tells Selina that he's stepping off the ticket, but that he's resigning out of principle whereas Selina and Ben require that he resign for health reasons. Ben decides to blackmail Doyle with sexual abuse allegations, specifically Teddy molesting Jonah.
--> '''Ben''': He's been fondling Jonah's balls like he's trying to find a prize inside.
** When Doyle confronts Teddy, Teddy's last ditch effort to not get fired is to say this:
---> '''Teddy''': Sir, everything I have done -- everything -- has been to serve you, and that goes double for fondling Jonah.
* [[TheStoic Sue's]] elated face, [[https://whatelseisonnow.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/convention-sues-elated-face.jpg which is basically the same as her normal face]].
* Selina's attempts to convince Danny Chung to become her VP:
--> '''Selina''': What comes after Veep? President, right. And you never know. Someday, somebody might just ''(imitates shooting herself).''
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* This gem of a quote hen Selina decides to "get the merry old fuck out of merry old England."
-->'''Selina''': I need to be driven to the airport at Diana speed. But more carefully, please.
-->'''Selina''': I need to be driven to the airport at Diana speed. But more carefully, please.
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* Selina finds out that one of her successful campaign visits targeted recently bereaved parents. The parents were targeded by using stolen government data:
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* Selina finds out that one of her successful campaign visits targeted recently bereaved parents. The parents were targeded targeted by using stolen government data:
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* Selina finds out that one of her successful campaign visits targeted recently bereaved parents using stolen government data:
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* Selina finds out that one of her successful campaign visits targeted recently bereaved parents. The parents were targeded by using stolen government data:
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--> '''Selina''': Don't give me that bunker shit. Hitler went into a bunker and when he came out he wasn't the chancellor anymore was he? Plus he was dead! And I'll tell you something, if he were alive right now he'd be very anxious to distance himself from me at this moment.
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--> '''Selina''': Don't give me that bunker shit. Hitler went into a bunker and when he came out he wasn't the chancellor anymore was he? Plus he was dead! And I'll tell you something, if he were alive right now he'd be very anxious to distance himself from me at this moment.
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--> '''Ben''': Well, imagine Elton John on a day he feels fat.
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--> '''Ben''': Well, imagine Elton John on a day he feels fat.fat.
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* Selina finds out that one of her successful campaign visits targeted recently bereaved parents using stolen government data:
--> '''Kent''': If we can just hold our nerve and maintain a bunker mentality--
--> '''Selina''': Don't give me that bunker shit. Hitler went into a bunker and when he came out he wasn't the chancellor anymore was he? Plus he was dead! And I'll tell you something, if he were alive right now he'd be very anxious to distance himself from me at this moment.
[[AC: Data]]
* Selina finds out that one of her successful campaign visits targeted recently bereaved parents using stolen government data:
--> '''Kent''': If we can just hold our nerve and maintain a bunker mentality--
--> '''Selina''': Don't give me that bunker shit. Hitler went into a bunker and when he came out he wasn't the chancellor anymore was he? Plus he was dead! And I'll tell you something, if he were alive right now he'd be very anxious to distance himself from me at this moment.
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---> '''Selina:''' Take these fucking shoes and ''shoot 'em'' in the fucking head!
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---> '''Selina:''' Take these fucking shoes and ''shoot 'em'' in the fucking head!head!
!!Season Four
[[AC: Joint Session]]
* Selina's teleprompter debacle during the Joint Session.
--> '''Selina''': There are literally no words.
[[AC: East Wing]]
* Kent volunteers to tell Catherine that the public generally find her unlikeable. Unfortunately, he does so without any tact.
--> '''Kent''': Catherine, I asked you in because...Catherine, America doesn't like you.
--> '''Catherine''': What?
--> '''Kent''': That sounded way too harsh when boiled down to a headline thought.
--> '''Catherine''': Let me see that.
--> '''Kent''': It's not that you are unlikable, it's that there is a perception that you're unlikeable.
--> '''Catherine''': They hate me.
--> '''Kent''': I wouldn't say hate. You just polarise opinion with the bulk of it gravitating to this pole here. ''(Touches her shoulder to comfort her)'' Uh oh, my. You have sharp shoulders.
--> '''Catherine''': This is like high school all over again.
--> '''Kent''': Yeah, sure, kind of, but much bigger.
* Gary unfortunately overspends on the state dinner.
--> '''Selina''': How much has he spent?
--> '''Ben''': Well, imagine Elton John on a day he feels fat.
!!Season Four
[[AC: Joint Session]]
* Selina's teleprompter debacle during the Joint Session.
--> '''Selina''': There are literally no words.
[[AC: East Wing]]
* Kent volunteers to tell Catherine that the public generally find her unlikeable. Unfortunately, he does so without any tact.
--> '''Kent''': Catherine, I asked you in because...Catherine, America doesn't like you.
--> '''Catherine''': What?
--> '''Kent''': That sounded way too harsh when boiled down to a headline thought.
--> '''Catherine''': Let me see that.
--> '''Kent''': It's not that you are unlikable, it's that there is a perception that you're unlikeable.
--> '''Catherine''': They hate me.
--> '''Kent''': I wouldn't say hate. You just polarise opinion with the bulk of it gravitating to this pole here. ''(Touches her shoulder to comfort her)'' Uh oh, my. You have sharp shoulders.
--> '''Catherine''': This is like high school all over again.
--> '''Kent''': Yeah, sure, kind of, but much bigger.
* Gary unfortunately overspends on the state dinner.
--> '''Selina''': How much has he spent?
--> '''Ben''': Well, imagine Elton John on a day he feels fat.
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--->'''Selina:''' So you had a good New Year's?\\
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--->'''Selina:''' Now that's the problem with high definition. You don't want to see a dick in high def.
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--->'''Dan:''' Was your mom plagiarizing the Bible last night when she said 'oh God oh God'?
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--->'''Selina:''' Ugh, I hate impeachments. [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton They're so 90s]].
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--->'''Secret Service Agent:''' Ma'am, the President has left the building.\\
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* Amy's opinion on Dan in "Fundraiser":
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!!Season One
[[AC:Fundraiser]]
* Amy's opinion onDan in "Fundraiser":Dan:
[[AC:Fundraiser]]
* Amy's opinion on
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*In "Nicknames":After learning that the President was removing his support for Clean Jobs:
*
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* "Hostages":
** Selina's small talk with the newly-elected senators at their swearing-in ceremony. To be fair, she was distracted by the hostage rescue.
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!!Season Two
[[AC: Hostages]]
*
**
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* "Shutdown":
** Danny Chung is on CNN lamenting the government shutdown.
** Danny Chung is on CNN lamenting the government shutdown.
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[[AC: Shutdown]]
*
**
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[[AC: D.C.
* Selina telling Jonah to fuck off in various ways:
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** The opening scene speculates on the impeachment of POTUS over the spy scandal. Selina's response?
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** This gem:
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* "Some New Beginnings":
** Selina at the book signing, interacting with potential caucus-goers.
--->'''Normal #1:''' Is that a ''Franchise/StarWars'' reference, ''[[Film/ANewHope A New Beginning]]''?\\
** Selina at the book signing, interacting with potential caucus-goers.
--->'''Normal #1:''' Is that a ''Franchise/StarWars'' reference, ''[[Film/ANewHope A New Beginning]]''?\\
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!!Season Three
[[AC: Some New
**
* Selina at the book signing, interacting with potential caucus-goers.
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* "Alicia." ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' did a sketch on one of her life lessons from her memoir, which Selina calls shit.
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[[AC: Alicia]]
*
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** Mike has to beg Jonah not to run a story about him calling a woman a cow. He is left kneeling in front of Jonah and singing "Goober Peas."
* In "Clovis," Selina visits the Google-like and Facebook-like titular tech company, and is shown their graffiti wall.
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[[AC: Clovis]]
*
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** Later, we see that there are not one, but two parody sites of Selina's campaign website. [[LiteralMetaphor MeatMeyer.com]] and [[ParallelPornTitles MeatingMeyer.com]].
--->'''Craig Juergensen, CEO of Clovis:''' If it's any consolation, [[StealthInsult a porn parody is a sure sign that you've made it]].
** Earlier, Selina learns that Craig is a billionaire and is only 26.
--->'''Selina:''' That's wrong. It's too young. No, you shouldn't make your first million until you're in your thirties. That's what Andrew and I did and it kept us completely grounded.
* From "Detroit." Catherine has become quite the snarker after she discovers that her mother's been having sex with her personal trainer.
--->'''Craig Juergensen, CEO of Clovis:''' If it's any consolation, [[StealthInsult a porn parody is a sure sign that you've made it]].
** Earlier, Selina learns that Craig is a billionaire and is only 26.
--->'''Selina:''' That's wrong. It's too young. No, you shouldn't make your first million until you're in your thirties. That's what Andrew and I did and it kept us completely grounded.
* From "Detroit." Catherine has become quite the snarker after she discovers that her mother's been having sex with her personal trainer.
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*
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[[AC: Special Relationship]]
*
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** Selina in a pub... "Daniwah!"
---> '''Amy:''' They're laughing at her like a toddler they taught to swear!
** Jonah is waiting for a British reporter in a garage all by himself à la ''Film/AllThePresidentsMen''. His interactions with the officer is hilarious.
* In "Crate," after getting the news that [[spoiler:the President is resigning, making Selina his successor for the next few months]], Selina and Gary pretty much go LaughingMad, while also having to deal with Gary getting a nosebleed.
** Mike during Selina's interview with the pretentious New Hampshire journalist.
--->'''Mike:''' (''whispering'') Siri, why does God allow suffering?
* "New Hampshire." Gary has kept an important gift, a pair of shoes, for Selina on the occasion that she should give [[spoiler:her first inaugural speech as president.]] Selina can barely contain her non-excitement.
---> '''Amy:''' They're laughing at her like a toddler they taught to swear!
** Jonah is waiting for a British reporter in a garage all by himself à la ''Film/AllThePresidentsMen''. His interactions with the officer is hilarious.
* In "Crate," after getting the news that [[spoiler:the President is resigning, making Selina his successor for the next few months]], Selina and Gary pretty much go LaughingMad, while also having to deal with Gary getting a nosebleed.
** Mike during Selina's interview with the pretentious New Hampshire journalist.
--->'''Mike:''' (''whispering'') Siri, why does God allow suffering?
* "New Hampshire." Gary has kept an important gift, a pair of shoes, for Selina on the occasion that she should give [[spoiler:her first inaugural speech as president.]] Selina can barely contain her non-excitement.
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* "Hostages":
** Selina's small talk with the newly-elected senators at their swearing-in ceremony. To be fair, she was distracted by the hostage rescue.
--->'''Selina:''' So you had a good New Year's?\\
'''Senator:''' Yes, we were skiing in Vermont.\\
'''Selina:''' Well, that's how the cookie crumbles.
* "Shutdown":
** Danny Chung is on CNN lamenting the government shutdown.
--->'''Selina:''' Now that's the problem with high definition. You don't want to see a dick in high def.
** Selina's small talk with the newly-elected senators at their swearing-in ceremony. To be fair, she was distracted by the hostage rescue.
--->'''Selina:''' So you had a good New Year's?\\
'''Senator:''' Yes, we were skiing in Vermont.\\
'''Selina:''' Well, that's how the cookie crumbles.
* "Shutdown":
** Danny Chung is on CNN lamenting the government shutdown.
--->'''Selina:''' Now that's the problem with high definition. You don't want to see a dick in high def.
* "Some New Beginnings":
** Selina at the book signing, interacting with potential caucus-goers.
--->'''Normal #1:''' Is that a ''Franchise/StarWars'' reference, ''[[Film/ANewHope A New Beginning]]''?\\
'''Selina:''' No, this is actually "Some ''New Beginnings: Our Next American Journey''".\\
'''Normal #1:''' Too late to change it?\\
'''Selina:''' It is, yeah.\\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Selina:''' I call it ''Some New Beginnings'' because it's plural.\\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Selina:''' Hi! What is... is that butter?\\
'''Normal #5:''' In the shape of the great state of Iowa.\\
'''Selina:''' ''(flustered)'' Ahh...\\
'''Richard:''' If it melted, it would become Texas.\\
'''Selina:''' ''(still flustered)'' This is an absolutely ''(pause)'' stunning butter st- sculpture.
** Selina at the book signing, interacting with potential caucus-goers.
--->'''Normal #1:''' Is that a ''Franchise/StarWars'' reference, ''[[Film/ANewHope A New Beginning]]''?\\
'''Selina:''' No, this is actually "Some ''New Beginnings: Our Next American Journey''".\\
'''Normal #1:''' Too late to change it?\\
'''Selina:''' It is, yeah.\\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Selina:''' I call it ''Some New Beginnings'' because it's plural.\\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Selina:''' Hi! What is... is that butter?\\
'''Normal #5:''' In the shape of the great state of Iowa.\\
'''Selina:''' ''(flustered)'' Ahh...\\
'''Richard:''' If it melted, it would become Texas.\\
'''Selina:''' ''(still flustered)'' This is an absolutely ''(pause)'' stunning butter st- sculpture.
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-->'''Ben:''' In your book, [[RichInDollarsPoorInSense you say that pony grooming taught you about how tough it is for American farmers]]. It's funny.
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-->'''Ben:''' In your book, [[RichInDollarsPoorInSense you say that pony grooming taught you about how tough it is for American farmers]]. It's funny.\\
''' ''SNL'' Selina:''' [[IApprovedThisMessage I'm Selina Meyer, and I approve my pony]]!
''' ''SNL'' Selina:''' [[IApprovedThisMessage I'm Selina Meyer, and I approve my pony]]!
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--->'''Craig Juergensen, CEO of Clovis:''' If it's any consolation, a porn parody is a sure sign that you've made it.
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--->'''Craig Juergensen, CEO of Clovis:''' If it's any consolation, [[StealthInsult a porn parody is a sure sign that you've made it.it]].
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** Mike during Selina's interview with the pretentious New Hampshire journalist.
--->'''Mike:''' (''whispering'') Siri, why does God allow suffering?
--->'''Mike:''' (''whispering'') Siri, why does God allow suffering?
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'''Selina:''' I know. He was ''Scar'' in ''Disney/TheLionKing''!\\
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'''Selina:''' I know.know, he'a a great actor. He was ''Scar'' in ''Disney/TheLionKing''!\\
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** Later, we see that there are not one, but two parody sites of Selina's campaign website. [[LiteralMetaphor MeatMeyer.com]] and [[ParallelPornTitles MeatingMeyer.com]].
--->'''Craig Juergensen, CEO of Clovis:''' If it's any consolation, a porn parody is a sure sign that you've made it.
--->'''Craig Juergensen, CEO of Clovis:''' If it's any consolation, a porn parody is a sure sign that you've made it.
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** Dan's response when he is asked whether Selina plagiarized a speech:
--->'''Dan:''' Was your mom plagiarizing the Bible last night when she said 'oh God oh God'?
** The opening scene speculates on the impeachment of POTUS over the spy scandal. Selina's response?
--->'''Selina:''' Ugh, I hate impeachments. [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton They're so 90s]].
** This gem:
--->'''Secret Service Agent:''' Ma'am, the President has left the building.\\
'''Selina:''' Who gives a flying fuck?
* "Alicia." ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' did a sketch on one of her life lessons from her memoir, which Selina calls shit.
-->'''Selina:''' [[UpperClassTwit So what? I had a horse as a kid. Who didn't]]? ''(Gary shakes his head)'' I mean have a pet, is what I meant.
-->'''Ben:''' In your book, [[RichInDollarsPoorInSense you say that pony grooming taught you about how tough it is for American farmers]]. It's funny.
** Mike has to beg Jonah not to run a story about him calling a woman a cow. He is left kneeling in front of Jonah and singing "Goober Peas."
* In "Clovis," Selina visits the Google-like and Facebook-like titular tech company, and is shown their graffiti wall.
-->'''Mike:''' ''(Selina makes to sign the wall)'' No, Ma'am, that's Ron Jeremy.\\
'''Selina:''' I know. He was ''Scar'' in ''Disney/TheLionKing''!\\
'''Mike:''' No, Ma'am, that was Creator/JeremyIrons. ''Ron'' Jeremy is a porn legend.\\
'''Selina:''' Oh. ''(Makes for another blank spot)''\\
'''Mike:''' Uh-uh, that's [[TourDeFrance Lance Armstrong]].\\
'''Melissa Connors, CFO of Clovis:''' [[NeverLiveItDown We're having that chemically expunged]].
* From "Detroit." Catherine has become quite the snarker after she discovers that her mother's been having sex with her personal trainer.
-->'''Catherine:''' Mom, not the help! Jesus, that's tacky!
--->'''Dan:''' Was your mom plagiarizing the Bible last night when she said 'oh God oh God'?
** The opening scene speculates on the impeachment of POTUS over the spy scandal. Selina's response?
--->'''Selina:''' Ugh, I hate impeachments. [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton They're so 90s]].
** This gem:
--->'''Secret Service Agent:''' Ma'am, the President has left the building.\\
'''Selina:''' Who gives a flying fuck?
* "Alicia." ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' did a sketch on one of her life lessons from her memoir, which Selina calls shit.
-->'''Selina:''' [[UpperClassTwit So what? I had a horse as a kid. Who didn't]]? ''(Gary shakes his head)'' I mean have a pet, is what I meant.
-->'''Ben:''' In your book, [[RichInDollarsPoorInSense you say that pony grooming taught you about how tough it is for American farmers]]. It's funny.
** Mike has to beg Jonah not to run a story about him calling a woman a cow. He is left kneeling in front of Jonah and singing "Goober Peas."
* In "Clovis," Selina visits the Google-like and Facebook-like titular tech company, and is shown their graffiti wall.
-->'''Mike:''' ''(Selina makes to sign the wall)'' No, Ma'am, that's Ron Jeremy.\\
'''Selina:''' I know. He was ''Scar'' in ''Disney/TheLionKing''!\\
'''Mike:''' No, Ma'am, that was Creator/JeremyIrons. ''Ron'' Jeremy is a porn legend.\\
'''Selina:''' Oh. ''(Makes for another blank spot)''\\
'''Mike:''' Uh-uh, that's [[TourDeFrance Lance Armstrong]].\\
'''Melissa Connors, CFO of Clovis:''' [[NeverLiveItDown We're having that chemically expunged]].
* From "Detroit." Catherine has become quite the snarker after she discovers that her mother's been having sex with her personal trainer.
-->'''Catherine:''' Mom, not the help! Jesus, that's tacky!
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* After getting the news that [[spoiler:the President is resigning, making Selina his successor for the next few months]], Selina and Gary pretty much go LaughingMad, while also having to deal with Gary getting a nosebleed.
* In "D.C.", Dan's response when he is asked whether Selina plagiarized a speech:
-->'''Dan:''' Was your mom plagiarizing the Bible last night when she said 'oh God oh God'?
* In "D.C.", Dan's response when he is asked whether Selina plagiarized a speech:
-->'''Dan:''' Was your mom plagiarizing the Bible last night when she said 'oh God oh God'?
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---> '''Amy:''' They're laughing at her like a toddler they taught to swear!
** Jonah is waiting for a British reporter in a garage all by himself à la ''Film/AllThePresidentsMen''. His interactions with the officer is hilarious.
*After In "Crate," after getting the news that [[spoiler:the President is resigning, making Selina his successor for the next few months]], Selina and Gary pretty much go LaughingMad, while also having to deal with Gary getting a nosebleed.
*In "D.C.", Dan's response when he is asked whether "New Hampshire." Gary has kept an important gift, a pair of shoes, for Selina plagiarized a speech:
-->'''Dan:''' Was your mom plagiarizingon the Bible last night when occasion that she said 'oh God oh God'?should give [[spoiler:her first inaugural speech as president.]] Selina can barely contain her non-excitement.
--> '''Gary:''' The perfect shoe for the perfect moment in the perfect life of the perfect woman.
--> '''Ben:''' This is like Creator/KathyBates in ''{{Literature/Misery}}''.
** The shoes make a squeaking noise with every step Selina takes. After she returns from the speech.
---> '''Selina:''' Take these fucking shoes and ''shoot 'em'' in the fucking head!
** Jonah is waiting for a British reporter in a garage all by himself à la ''Film/AllThePresidentsMen''. His interactions with the officer is hilarious.
*
*
-->'''Dan:''' Was your mom plagiarizing
--> '''Gary:''' The perfect shoe for the perfect moment in the perfect life of the perfect woman.
--> '''Ben:''' This is like Creator/KathyBates in ''{{Literature/Misery}}''.
** The shoes make a squeaking noise with every step Selina takes. After she returns from the speech.
---> '''Selina:''' Take these fucking shoes and ''shoot 'em'' in the fucking head!
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* Dan's response when he is asked whether Selina plagiarized a speech:
-->'''Dan:''' I don't know, did your mom plagiarize the Bible last night when she said 'oh God oh God'?
-->'''Dan:''' I don't know, did your mom plagiarize the Bible last night when she said 'oh God oh God'?
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* In "D.C.", Dan's response when he is asked whether Selina plagiarized a speech:
-->'''Dan:'''I don't know, did Was your mom plagiarize plagiarizing the Bible last night when she said 'oh God oh God'?
-->'''Dan:'''
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* After getting the news that [[spoiler:the President is resigning, making Selina his successor for the next few months]], Selina and Gary pretty much go LaughingMad, while also having to deal with Gary getting a nosebleed.
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* After getting the news that [[spoiler:the President is resigning, making Selina his successor for the next few months]], Selina and Gary pretty much go LaughingMad, while also having to deal with Gary getting a nosebleed.nosebleed.
* Dan's response when he is asked whether Selina plagiarized a speech:
-->'''Dan:''' I don't know, did your mom plagiarize the Bible last night when she said 'oh God oh God'?
* Dan's response when he is asked whether Selina plagiarized a speech:
-->'''Dan:''' I don't know, did your mom plagiarize the Bible last night when she said 'oh God oh God'?
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* Amy's opinion on Dan in "Fundraiser":
-->'''Selina:''' Okay. What do you think of Dan?
-->'''Amy:''' Oh, Dan is a shit.
-->'''Selina:''' You want to expand on that?
-->'''Amy:''' Sure. He's a massive and total shit. When you first meet him, you think surely to God this man can't be as big a shit as he seems, but he is.
-->'''Selina:''' See, I -
-->'''Amy:''' 'Cause like if there were a book with covers made of shit, you'd think "That's intriguing. I wonder what's in this book that they saw fit to give it covers made of pure shit." And then you open it and... shit.
-->'''Selina:''' Okay. What do you think of Dan?
-->'''Amy:''' Oh, Dan is a shit.
-->'''Selina:''' You want to expand on that?
-->'''Amy:''' Sure. He's a massive and total shit. When you first meet him, you think surely to God this man can't be as big a shit as he seems, but he is.
-->'''Selina:''' See, I -
-->'''Amy:''' 'Cause like if there were a book with covers made of shit, you'd think "That's intriguing. I wonder what's in this book that they saw fit to give it covers made of pure shit." And then you open it and... shit.
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-->'''Jonah:''' Dan Egan. 67, female. Unemployed campaign manager, thirty different types of semen pumped from stomach, inverted nipples, abnormally high douche readings - that makes sense -, cancer of the soul, traces of dog excrement found around the corners of mouth, chronic cretinism, leprosy, anal bleeding, uh... tiny child balls?"
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-->'''Jonah:''' Dan Egan. 67, female. Unemployed campaign manager, thirty different types of semen pumped from stomach, inverted nipples, abnormally high douche readings - that makes sense -, cancer of the soul, traces of dog excrement found around the corners of mouth, chronic cretinism, leprosy, anal bleeding, uh... tiny child balls?"balls?"
* After getting the news that [[spoiler:the President is resigning, making Selina his successor for the next few months]], Selina and Gary pretty much go LaughingMad, while also having to deal with Gary getting a nosebleed.
* After getting the news that [[spoiler:the President is resigning, making Selina his successor for the next few months]], Selina and Gary pretty much go LaughingMad, while also having to deal with Gary getting a nosebleed.
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* In "Debate", Jonah reading Dan's chart after Dan had a nervous breakdown, ended up in a hospital and got fired as campaign manager:
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* In "Debate", "Special Relationship", Jonah reading Dan's chart after Dan had a nervous breakdown, ended up in a hospital and got fired as campaign manager:
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-->'''Jonah:''' Dan Egan. 67, female. Unemployed campaign manager, thirty different types of semen pumped from stomach, inverted nipples, abnormally high douche readings (that makes sense), cancer of the soul, traces of dog excrement found around the corners of mouth, chronic cretinism, leprosy, anal bleeding, uh... tiny child balls?"
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-->'''Jonah:''' Dan Egan. 67, female. Unemployed campaign manager, thirty different types of semen pumped from stomach, inverted nipples, abnormally high douche readings (that - that makes sense), sense -, cancer of the soul, traces of dog excrement found around the corners of mouth, chronic cretinism, leprosy, anal bleeding, uh... tiny child balls?"
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--->'''Selina:''' Then you can fuck off.
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--->'''Selina:''' Then you can fuck off.off.
* In "Debate", Jonah reading Dan's chart after Dan had a nervous breakdown, ended up in a hospital and got fired as campaign manager:
-->'''Jonah:''' Dan Egan. 67, female. Unemployed campaign manager, thirty different types of semen pumped from stomach, inverted nipples, abnormally high douche readings (that makes sense), cancer of the soul, traces of dog excrement found around the corners of mouth, chronic cretinism, leprosy, anal bleeding, uh... tiny child balls?"
* In "Debate", Jonah reading Dan's chart after Dan had a nervous breakdown, ended up in a hospital and got fired as campaign manager:
-->'''Jonah:''' Dan Egan. 67, female. Unemployed campaign manager, thirty different types of semen pumped from stomach, inverted nipples, abnormally high douche readings (that makes sense), cancer of the soul, traces of dog excrement found around the corners of mouth, chronic cretinism, leprosy, anal bleeding, uh... tiny child balls?"
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--->'''Selina:''' Both.
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--->'''Selina:''' Both.Both.
** And finally:
--->'''Selina:''' Jonah. Hey, listen, settle something for me.
--->'''Jonah:''' Okay.
--->'''Selina:''' You like to have sex and you like to travel?
--->'''Jonah:''' Yes, ma'am.
--->'''Selina:''' Then you can fuck off.
** And finally:
--->'''Selina:''' Jonah. Hey, listen, settle something for me.
--->'''Jonah:''' Okay.
--->'''Selina:''' You like to have sex and you like to travel?
--->'''Jonah:''' Yes, ma'am.
--->'''Selina:''' Then you can fuck off.
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-->'''Selina:''' No no no, let me be more clear. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking MESS!
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-->'''Selina:''' No no no, let me be more clear. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking MESS!MESS!
* In "D.C.", Selina telling Jonah to fuck off in various ways:
-->'''Selina:''' Jonah, don't talk, don't stay. You need to fuck off and go back to Westworld.
-->'''Jonah:''' But, ma'am...
-->'''Selina:''' You need to fuck off.
-->'''Jonah:''' But, ma'am.
-->'''Selina:''' I said fuck off. Three fucks, you're out.
** Later:
--->'''Selina:''' Excuse me, Ben. Gonna go see the president.
--->'''Ben:''' Uh, no. No, you're not. He's canceled. And you're gonna meet with me instead.
--->'''Jonah:''' Ma'am, that is what I was going to tell you earlier today, until you told me to-
--->'''Selina:''' Fuck off.
--->'''Jonah:''' Are you finishing my sentence or are you telling me that again?
--->'''Selina:''' Both.
* In "D.C.", Selina telling Jonah to fuck off in various ways:
-->'''Selina:''' Jonah, don't talk, don't stay. You need to fuck off and go back to Westworld.
-->'''Jonah:''' But, ma'am...
-->'''Selina:''' You need to fuck off.
-->'''Jonah:''' But, ma'am.
-->'''Selina:''' I said fuck off. Three fucks, you're out.
** Later:
--->'''Selina:''' Excuse me, Ben. Gonna go see the president.
--->'''Ben:''' Uh, no. No, you're not. He's canceled. And you're gonna meet with me instead.
--->'''Jonah:''' Ma'am, that is what I was going to tell you earlier today, until you told me to-
--->'''Selina:''' Fuck off.
--->'''Jonah:''' Are you finishing my sentence or are you telling me that again?
--->'''Selina:''' Both.
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* In "Nicknames":
-->'''Dan:''' I was trying to use Jonah for intelligence.
-->'''Selina:''' That's like trying to use a croissant as a fuckin' dildo.
-->'''Dan:''' I thought...
-->'''Selina:''' No no no, let me be more clear. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking MESS!
-->'''Dan:''' I was trying to use Jonah for intelligence.
-->'''Selina:''' That's like trying to use a croissant as a fuckin' dildo.
-->'''Dan:''' I thought...
-->'''Selina:''' No no no, let me be more clear. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking MESS!
