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'''UT''': ''[as the Falcons defeat the Eagles 14-13 in the Wild Card game]''[[note]]This was not only the Falcons' first playoff game, but also the Eagles' first playoff game since winning the 1960 NFL Championship game, the MVP in which was future Falcons coach Norm Van Brocklin.[[/note]] By God, you actually ''did'' something and made the playoffs? '''And''' you won a playoff game? Only took ya twelve years...\\
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'''UT''': ''[as ''(as the Falcons defeat the Eagles 14-13 in the Wild Card game]''[[note]]This game)''[[note]]This was not only the Falcons' first playoff game, but also the Eagles' first playoff game since winning the 1960 NFL Championship game, the MVP in which was future Falcons coach Norm Van Brocklin.[[/note]] By God, you actually ''did'' something and made the playoffs? '''And''' you won a playoff game? Only took ya twelve years...\\
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''[the Cowboys' Robert Newhouse runs the final yard for a touchdown]''\\
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'''UT''': ''(with mounting disgust)'' Oh God... ''oh God!''... '''Ohhh!'''... '''''Ohhh!''''' Fucking '''brutal!''' ''[Film/BillyMadison yells "YOU BLEW IT!"]''
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'''UT''': ''(with mounting disgust)'' Oh God... ''oh God!''... '''Ohhh!'''... '''''Ohhh!''''' Fucking '''brutal!''' ''[Film/BillyMadison ''(Film/BillyMadison yells "YOU BLEW IT!"]''IT!")''
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'''UT''': This [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Favre Brett Favre]] guy is a headcase that doesn't give a shit about the game of football. Exile him to Hell on Earth! [[PlaceWorseThanDeath Also known as Green Bay.]][[note]]At the time, the Packers were in the doldrums, with only six winning seasons and two postseason appearances (one in the strike-shortened 1982 season) since Vince Lombardi retired in 1968; unfortunately for the Falcons, Favre's arrival sparked a revival in the team's fortunes.[[/note]]\\
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'''UT''': This [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Favre Brett Favre]] guy is a headcase that doesn't give a shit about the game of football. Exile him to Hell on Earth! [[PlaceWorseThanDeath Also known as Green Bay.]][[note]]At the time, the Packers were in the doldrums, with only six winning seasons and two postseason appearances (one in the strike-shortened 1982 season) since Vince Lombardi retired in 1968; unfortunately for the Falcons, Favre's arrival sparked a revival in the that team's fortunes.[[/note]]\\
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'''UT''': Your defence is one of the best the game has ever seen. Too bad the Falcons couldn't score on a hooker and they don't ''sniff'' the postseason.[[note]]The defence, known to fans as the Grits Blitz, allowed just 129 points all season, the fewest in the league. Unfortunately, the offence only put up 179 points, the third fewest in the league, and the Falcons finished 7-7.[[/note]]\\
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'''UT''': Your defence is one of the best the game has ever seen. Too bad the Falcons couldn't score on a hooker and they don't ''sniff'' the postseason.[[note]]The defence, known to fans as the Grits Blitz, allowed just 129 points all season, the fewest in the league. Unfortunately, [[StoneWall the offence only put up 179 points, the third fewest in the league, league]], and the Falcons finished 7-7.[[/note]]\\
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'''UT''': ''[as the Falcons' Tim Mazzetti kicks a 34-yard field goal]'' Eh, I'm not worried, the Falcons got a field goal on their next drive. As long as the offence keeps clicking, they're good to go.\\
''[the Cowboys' Drew Pearson catches a 14-yard touchdown pass from Danny White]''\\
''[the Cowboys' Drew Pearson catches a 14-yard touchdown pass from Danny White]''\\
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'''UT''': ''[as ''(as the Falcons' Tim Mazzetti kicks a 34-yard field goal]'' goal)'' Eh, I'm not worried, the Falcons got a field goal on their next drive. As long as the offence keeps clicking, they're good to go.\\
''[the ''(the Cowboys' Drew Pearson catches a 14-yard touchdown pass from Danny White]''\\White)''\\
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''[Pearson catches a 23-yard touchdown pass from White to give the Cowboys the lead]''\\
'''UT''': ''[with mounting disgust]'' Oh God... ''oh God!''... '''Ohhh!'''... '''''Ohhh!''''' Fucking '''brutal!''' ''[Film/BillyMadison yells "YOU BLEW IT!"]''
'''UT''': ''[with mounting disgust]'' Oh God... ''oh God!''... '''Ohhh!'''... '''''Ohhh!''''' Fucking '''brutal!''' ''[Film/BillyMadison yells "YOU BLEW IT!"]''
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'''UT''': All right. You made the playoffs again. You're up by 5 against Bud Grant's old Vikings at the start of the fourth. Time to get revenge. ''[the Vikings' Sam [=McCullum=] catches an 11-yard touchdown pass from Tommy Kramer]'' You blew another lead, eh. ''[as the Falcons' Mick Luckhurst kicks a 41-yard field goal]'' Whatever, you got a field goal and they have to drive the length of the field. It's going to take a total collapse for them to- ''[the Vikings' Ted Brown runs the last 5 yards for a touchdown]'' You blew another lead, eh.
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'''UT''': All right. You made the playoffs again. You're up by 5 against Bud Grant's old Vikings at the start of the fourth. Time to get revenge. ''[the ''(the Vikings' Sam [=McCullum=] catches an 11-yard touchdown pass from Tommy Kramer]'' Kramer)'' You blew another lead, eh. ''[as eh? ''(as the Falcons' Mick Luckhurst kicks a 41-yard field goal]'' goal)'' Whatever, you got a field goal and they have to drive the length of the field. It's going to take a total collapse for them to- ''[the ''(the Vikings' Ted Brown runs the last 5 yards for a touchdown]'' touchdown)'' You blew another lead, eh.eh?
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'''UT''': ''[over footage of George arguing with Falcons coach June Jones on the sidelines during a loss to the Eagles, coupled with headlines announcing his suspension and subsequent release by the Falcons]'' Jeff George reveals himself to be a team cancer. In other news, grass is green.
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'''UT''': ''[over ''(over footage of George arguing with Falcons coach June Jones on the sidelines during a loss to the Eagles, coupled with headlines announcing his suspension and subsequent release by the Falcons]'' Falcons)'' Jeff George reveals himself to be a team cancer. In other news, grass is green.
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'''UT''': ''[over footage of Falcons' 30-27 overtime win over the Vikings in the NFC Championship Game]''[[note]]Previously seen from the Vikings' perspective in "The Minnesota Vikings: A Legacy of Failure".[[/note]] By God. You not only won another playoff game, you made the Super Bowl. Most of it is due to the Vikings choking on their own shit, but you're respectable in your own right. You're the loveable underdog, the goddamn Dirty Bird. Now bring that Lombardi Trophy back to Atlanta.\\
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'''UT''': ''[over ''(over footage of Falcons' 30-27 overtime win over the Vikings in the NFC Championship Game]''[[note]]Previously Game)''[[note]]Previously seen from the Vikings' perspective in "The Minnesota Vikings: A Legacy of Failure".[[/note]] By God. You not only won another playoff game, you made the Super Bowl. Most of it is due to the Vikings choking on their own shit, but you're respectable in your own right. You're the loveable underdog, the goddamn Dirty Bird. Now bring that Lombardi Trophy back to Atlanta.\\
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'''UT''': ''[over a shot of Vick on the sidelines in a wheelchair with his leg in a cast]'' Michael Vick is going to lead you to greatness. He gets injured, you start the season off 2-10, Dan Reeves is flogged publicly in Olympic Park, and the defence is a turnstile. Such greatness.\\
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'''UT''': ''[over ''(over a shot of Vick on the sidelines in a wheelchair with his leg in a cast]'' cast)'' Michael Vick is going to lead you to greatness. He gets injured, you start the season off 2-10, Dan Reeves is flogged publicly in Olympic Park, and the defence is a turnstile. Such greatness.\\
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'''UT''': Bobby Petrino turns out to be a complete disaster in Atlanta. Who knew that big-time college coaches rarely pan out at the professional level?\\
''[an entire roomful of people at Petrino's introduction as head coach at the University of Arkansas raise their hands as though answering Tree's question]''[[note]]Emphasis on "as though", as in context, they were simply cheering Petrino's appointment.[[/note]]\\
''[an entire roomful of people at Petrino's introduction as head coach at the University of Arkansas raise their hands as though answering Tree's question]''[[note]]Emphasis on "as though", as in context, they were simply cheering Petrino's appointment.[[/note]]\\
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'''UT''': Bobby Petrino turns out to be a complete disaster in Atlanta. Who knew that big-time college coaches rarely pan out at the professional level?\\
''[anlevel.\\
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''[the "YOU'RE WINNER !" trophy from ''VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing'' appears on screen, with the additional caption "WOW! YOU DON'T SUCK!"]''
* The entire back end of the video is dedicated to the epic collapse of the Falcons to the Patriots in Super Bowl LI. One can tell that Tree had the time of his life while doing this part.
* The entire back end of the video is dedicated to the epic collapse of the Falcons to the Patriots in Super Bowl LI. One can tell that Tree had the time of his life while doing this part.
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'''UT''': ''(as Matt Ryan fires a 6-yard pass to Tevin Coleman, who runs into the end zone to make the score Falcons 28, Patriots 3 with 8:31 remaining in the third quarter)'' They're doing so well right now; the Falcons have a 25-point lead in the third quarter of play. Oh, you thought I was just going to ''GLANCE'' over this?! Bitch, you don't know this channel! This is a ''special'' moment in sports. Time to amplify the pain! ''(cue clip from ''Film/OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest'' of [=McMurphy=] getting electroshock therapy, with a Falcons logo superimposed on his face)''\\
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'''UT''': ''(as Matt Ryan fires a 6-yard pass to Tevin Coleman, who runs into the end zone to make the score Falcons 28, Patriots 3 with 8:31 remaining in the third quarter)'' They're doing so well right now; the Falcons have a 25-point lead in the third quarter of play. Oh, you thought I was just going to ''GLANCE'' over this?! this??? Bitch, you don't know this channel! This is a ''special'' moment in sports. Time to amplify the pain! ''(cue clip from ''Film/OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest'' of [=McMurphy=] getting electroshock therapy, with a Falcons logo superimposed on his face)''\\
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''(As warning sirens and the famed "DUNNNN" sound effect from ''Film/{{Inception}}'' sound, the ''Film/BillyMadison'' "YOU BLEW IT!" clip starts appearing on the screen repeatedly, crowding out the footage on-screen.)''\\
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''(As warning sirens and the famed "DUNNNN" sound effect from ''Film/{{Inception}}'' sound, the ''Film/BillyMadison'' "YOU BLEW IT!" clip starts appearing on the screen repeatedly, crowding out the footage on-screen.)''\\on-screen)''\\
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* Special mention should go to the comments section, which frequently provides "updates" to the Vikings' [=LoF=].
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* Special mention should go to the comments section, which as the Vikings' futility and playoff heartbreak has only increased in the years since the original video, has resulted in commenters frequently provides providing "updates" to the Vikings' [=LoF=]. [=LoF=] in UT's style:
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'''UT''': It is here. A ''true'' championship contender. Bridesmaids? Expos are going to be the ones ''doing'' the cucking this year--emerging hitters like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wil_Cordero Wil Cordero]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliff_Floyd Cliff Floyd]], and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rondell_White Rondell White]]. The best outfield in baseball in [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mois%C3%A9s_Alou Moisés Alou]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_Grissom Marquis Grissom]], and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Walker Larry Walker]]. A burgeoning [[TheAce ace]] in [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Hill_(baseball) Ken Hill]] and mid-rotation work-horse [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Fassero Jeff Fassero]]! Young studs in [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butch_Henry Butch Henry]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_Mart%C3%ADnez Pedro Martínez]]! [[TheDreaded A legitimate two-headed bullpen monster]] in [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Rojas Mel Rojas]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wetteland John Wetteland]]! [[TheJuggernaut They have the best record in baseball by a country mile, rampaging against all who oppose them]]! There is only one thing that could stop this juggernaut--[[DiabolusExMachina baseball, itself]]. The MLB is pissy about the about [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994–95_Major_League_Baseball_strike the players' walkout]] and locks the doors for the remainder of the season, [[DownerEnding thus, canceling the World Series, and robbing Montreal of any potential playoff run]]. [[TheGadfly We in The Shitposting Business]] call this [[Wrestling/MontrealScrewjob The Montreal Screwjob]].
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'''UT''': It is here. A ''true'' championship contender. Bridesmaids? Expos are going to be the ones ''doing'' the cucking this year--emerging hitters like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wil_Cordero Wil Cordero]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliff_Floyd Cliff Floyd]], and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rondell_White Rondell White]]. The best outfield in baseball in [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mois%C3%A9s_Alou Moisés Alou]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_Grissom Marquis Grissom]], and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Walker Larry Walker]]. A burgeoning [[TheAce ace]] in [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Hill_(baseball) Ken Hill]] and mid-rotation work-horse [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Fassero Jeff Fassero]]! Young studs in [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butch_Henry Butch Henry]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_Mart%C3%ADnez Pedro Martínez]]! [[TheDreaded A legitimate two-headed bullpen monster]] in [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Rojas Mel Rojas]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wetteland John Wetteland]]! [[TheJuggernaut They have the best record in baseball by a country mile, rampaging against all who oppose them]]! There is only one thing that could stop this juggernaut--[[DiabolusExMachina baseball, itself]]. The MLB is pissy about the about [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994–95_Major_League_Baseball_strike the players' walkout]] and locks the doors for the remainder of the season, [[DownerEnding thus, canceling the World Series, and robbing Montreal of any potential playoff run]]. [[TheGadfly We in The Shitposting Business]] call this [[Wrestling/MontrealScrewjob The Montreal Screwjob]].
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** From being [[CurbStompBattle blown out 38-7]] against the Philadelphia Eagles in the 2018 NFC Championship Game, [[AllForNothing completely wasting the Minneapolis Miracle play against the Saints the previous week]] (not to mention those same Eagles going on to win Super Bowl LII two weeks later ''[[KickThemWhileTheyAreDown in the Vikings' own home stadium]]'')...
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** From being [[CurbStompBattle blown out 38-7]] against the Philadelphia Eagles in the 2018 NFC Championship Game, [[AllForNothing completely wasting the Minneapolis Miracle play against the Saints the previous week]] (not to mention those same Eagles going on to win Super Bowl LII two weeks later ''[[KickThemWhileTheyAreDown in ''in the Vikings' own home stadium]]'')...stadium'')...
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** From being [[CurbStompBattle blown out 38-7]] against the Philadelphia Eagles in the 2018 NFC Championship Game, completely wasting the Minneapolis Miracle play against the Saints the previous week (not to mention those same Eagles going on to win Super Bowl LII two weeks later ''in the Vikings' own home stadium'')...
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** From being [[CurbStompBattle blown out 38-7]] against the Philadelphia Eagles in the 2018 NFC Championship Game, [[AllForNothing completely wasting the Minneapolis Miracle play against the Saints the previous week week]] (not to mention those same Eagles going on to win Super Bowl LII two weeks later ''in ''[[KickThemWhileTheyAreDown in the Vikings' own home stadium'')...stadium]]'')...
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''[Orioles get the final out to win 5-1]''\\
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'''UT''': [[TheJuggernaut You go 15-1 with one of the greatest offenses the league has ever seen and]] Gary Anderson hasn't missed a field goal all season long. Only a fool could lose this one.\\
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'''UT''': [[TheJuggernaut You go 15-1 with one of the greatest offenses the league has ever seen and]] Gary Anderson hasn't missed a field goal all season long. [[note]] ''Literally''. He made 122 consecutive kicks at this point and became the first placekicker in NFL history to finish the regular season with a 100% success rate on both field goals and extra points, and the last time he missed a field goal was December 15, 1997 against Denver.[[/note]] Only a fool could lose this one.\\
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''(Anderson's kick infamously goes wide left)''\\
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* Special mention should go to the comments section, which frequently provides "updates" to the Vikings' [=LoF=]. From being [[CurbStompBattle blown out 38-7]] against the Philadelphia Eagles in the 2018 NFC Championship Game, completely wasting the Minneapolis Miracle play against the Saints the previous week (not to mention those same Eagles going on to win Super Bowl LII two weeks later ''in the Vikings' own home stadium''), to signing Kirk Cousins[[note]]Known for being a mediocre quarterback in Washington at the time[[/note]] as quarterback for the 2018 season only to wind up losing the final playoff spot on the final week of the season to, you guessed it, ''the Eagles'', to managing to upset the 13-3 New Orleans Saints on the road in the Wild Card Round in the 2019-20 Playoffs only to get a CallBack to their '80s playoff losses against the 49ers in the next round, to losing to the winless Detroit Lions during the 2021 regular season, to winning the NFC North in 2022 only to lose in the Wild Card Round to the Giants on a pathetic check down pass from Cousins.
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* Special mention should go to the comments section, which frequently provides "updates" to the Vikings' [=LoF=].
** From being [[CurbStompBattle blown out 38-7]] against the Philadelphia Eagles in the 2018 NFC Championship Game, completely wasting the Minneapolis Miracle play against the Saints the previous week (not to mention those same Eagles going on to win Super Bowl LII two weeks later ''in the Vikings' own homestadium''), stadium'')...
** ...to signing Kirk Cousins[[note]]Known for being a mediocre quarterback in Washington at the time[[/note]] as quarterback for the 2018 season only to wind up losing the final playoff spot on the final week of the season to, you guessed it, ''theEagles'', Eagles''...
** ...to managing to upset the 13-3 New Orleans Saints on the road in the Wild Card Round in the 2019-20 Playoffs only to get a CallBack to their '80s playoff losses against the 49ers in the nextround, round...
** ...to losing to the winless Detroit Lions during the 2021 regularseason, season...
** ...to winning the NFC North in 2022 only to lose in the Wild Card Round to the Giants on a pathetic check down pass fromCousins.Cousins...
** ...to starting off the 2023 season 1-4, but turning around and being given a chance to usurp their brethren, [[TookALevelInBadass the surprisingly powerful Detroit Lions]], for the NFC North title, only to lose the game against them and hand Detroit their first division title in ''30'' years.
** From being [[CurbStompBattle blown out 38-7]] against the Philadelphia Eagles in the 2018 NFC Championship Game, completely wasting the Minneapolis Miracle play against the Saints the previous week (not to mention those same Eagles going on to win Super Bowl LII two weeks later ''in the Vikings' own home
** ...to signing Kirk Cousins[[note]]Known for being a mediocre quarterback in Washington at the time[[/note]] as quarterback for the 2018 season only to wind up losing the final playoff spot on the final week of the season to, you guessed it, ''the
** ...to managing to upset the 13-3 New Orleans Saints on the road in the Wild Card Round in the 2019-20 Playoffs only to get a CallBack to their '80s playoff losses against the 49ers in the next
** ...to losing to the winless Detroit Lions during the 2021 regular
** ...to winning the NFC North in 2022 only to lose in the Wild Card Round to the Giants on a pathetic check down pass from
** ...to starting off the 2023 season 1-4, but turning around and being given a chance to usurp their brethren, [[TookALevelInBadass the surprisingly powerful Detroit Lions]], for the NFC North title, only to lose the game against them and hand Detroit their first division title in ''30'' years.
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'''UT''': In which you get mauled by Larry Csonka and the Dolphins.[[note]]Final score: Miami 24, Minnesota 7. Csonka would go on to rush for a then Super Bowl record of 145 yards and two touchdowns, and the Dolphins dominance was so through that Dolphins quarterback Bob Greise forgot the snap count on one play, and the Phins still scored. [[/note]]\\
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'''UT''': In which you get mauled by Larry Csonka and the Dolphins.[[note]]Final score: Miami 24, Minnesota 7. Csonka would go on to rush for a then Super Bowl record of 145 yards and two touchdowns, and the Dolphins dominance was so through thorough that Dolphins quarterback Bob Greise forgot the snap count on one play, and the Phins still scored. scored.[[/note]]\\
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'''UT''': You are not only ''in'' the basement, you ''are'' the basement. You're the walking joke of the NHL. A team that shuffles through coaches, owners, players, and relocation rumors like a deck of cards. The players hate it, the fans hate you and you're losing, the league is tired of ''owning'' you,[[note]]Literally; after failing to sell the team, Finley sold them back to the league in 1973.[[/note]] you may be contracted, and you're being run like a clown show. This sort of ineptitude is a ''generational talent''.
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'''UT''': You are not only ''in'' the basement, you ''are'' the basement. You're the walking joke of the NHL. A team that shuffles through coaches, owners, players, and relocation rumors rumours like a deck of cards. The players hate it, the fans hate you and you're losing, the league is tired of ''owning'' you,[[note]]Literally; after failing to sell the team, Finley sold them back to the league in 1973.[[/note]] you may be contracted, and you're being run like a clown show. This sort of ineptitude is a ''generational talent''.
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'''UT''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Presidents'. Trophy. Winner.]] You're the ''heavy'' Cup favorite. All of your stars are in their prime. Rob Blake is now on board. Now don't fucking fail me ''again.''\\
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'''UT''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Presidents'. Trophy. Winner.]] You're the ''heavy'' Cup favorite.favourite. All of your stars are in their prime. Rob Blake is now on board. Now don't fucking fail me ''again.''\\
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'''UT''': ... you lose in the first round. In six games. To the Mickey Mouse organization known as the Ducks. ''[over a gurgling sound, as well as the "Quack! Quack! Quack!" rallying cry from ''Film/TheMightyDucks'' movies, Stu from ''Film/MrsDoubtfire'' starts choking while a Sharks logo is superimposed over his face]'' Excuse me while I drink this bleach. ''[Film/BillyMadison yells "YOU BLEW IT!"]''\\
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'''UT''': ... you lose in the first round. In six games. To the Mickey Mouse organization organisation known as the Ducks. ''[over a gurgling sound, as well as the "Quack! Quack! Quack!" rallying cry from ''Film/TheMightyDucks'' movies, Stu from ''Film/MrsDoubtfire'' starts choking while a Sharks logo is superimposed over his face]'' Excuse me while I drink this bleach. ''[Film/BillyMadison yells "YOU BLEW IT!"]''\\
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'''UT''': They made it back to the conference finals again. Your forward core is stacked. Your defense is loaded. And your goalie is a new stud in Antti Niemi. This ''has'' to be the fucking year to do it.\\
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'''UT''': They made it back to the conference finals again. Your forward core is stacked. Your defense defence is loaded. And your goalie is a new stud in Antti Niemi. This ''has'' to be the fucking year to do it.\\
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'''UT''': The world has stabilized as San Jose fell apart again and got blown out of the water by the Canucks. I ran out of liquor a while ago. Back to the bleach!\\
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'''UT''': The world has stabilized stabilised as San Jose fell apart again and got blown out of the water by the Canucks. I ran out of liquor a while ago. Back to the bleach!\\
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[[folder:The Texas Rangers]]
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[[folder:The Texas Rangers]]
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Rangers (1961-2023)]]
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'''UT''': In which you get mauled by Larry Csonka and the Dolphins.[[note]]Final score: Miami 24, Minnesota 7.[[/note]]\\
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'''UT''': In which you get mauled by Larry Csonka and the Dolphins.[[note]]Final score: Miami 24, Minnesota 7. Csonka would go on to rush for a then Super Bowl record of 145 yards and two touchdowns, and the Dolphins dominance was so through that Dolphins quarterback Bob Greise forgot the snap count on one play, and the Phins still scored. [[/note]]\\
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* Special mention should go to the comments section, which frequently provides "updates" to the Vikings' [=LoF=]. From being [[CurbStompBattle blown out 38-7]] against the Philadelphia Eagles in the 2018 NFC Championship Game, completely wasting the Minneapolis Miracle play against the Saints the previous week (not to mention those self-same Eagles going on to win Super Bowl LII two weeks later ''in the Vikings' own home stadium''), to signing Kirk Cousins[[note]]Known for being a mediocre quarterback in Washington at the time[[/note]] as quarterback for the 2018 season only to wind up losing the final playoff spot on the final week of the season to, you guessed it, ''the Eagles'', to managing to upset the 13-3 New Orleans Saints on the road in the Wild Card Round in the 2019-20 Playoffs only to get a CallBack to their '80s playoff losses against the 49ers in the next round, to losing to the winless Detroit Lions during the 2021 regular season, to winning the NFC North in 2022 only to lose in the Wild Card Round to the Giants on a pathetic check down pass from Cousins.
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* Special mention should go to the comments section, which frequently provides "updates" to the Vikings' [=LoF=]. From being [[CurbStompBattle blown out 38-7]] against the Philadelphia Eagles in the 2018 NFC Championship Game, completely wasting the Minneapolis Miracle play against the Saints the previous week (not to mention those self-same same Eagles going on to win Super Bowl LII two weeks later ''in the Vikings' own home stadium''), to signing Kirk Cousins[[note]]Known for being a mediocre quarterback in Washington at the time[[/note]] as quarterback for the 2018 season only to wind up losing the final playoff spot on the final week of the season to, you guessed it, ''the Eagles'', to managing to upset the 13-3 New Orleans Saints on the road in the Wild Card Round in the 2019-20 Playoffs only to get a CallBack to their '80s playoff losses against the 49ers in the next round, to losing to the winless Detroit Lions during the 2021 regular season, to winning the NFC North in 2022 only to lose in the Wild Card Round to the Giants on a pathetic check down pass from Cousins.
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'''UT''': You are not only ''in'' the basement, you ''are'' the basement. You're the walking joke of the NHL. A team that shuffles through coaches, owners, players, and relocation rumors like a deck of cards. The players hate it, the fans hate you and your losing, the league is tired of ''owning'' you,[[note]]Literally; after failing to sell the team, Finley sold them back to the league in 1973.[[/note]] you may be contracted, and you're being run like a clown show. This sort of ineptitude is a ''generational talent''.
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'''UT''': You are not only ''in'' the basement, you ''are'' the basement. You're the walking joke of the NHL. A team that shuffles through coaches, owners, players, and relocation rumors like a deck of cards. The players hate it, the fans hate you and your you're losing, the league is tired of ''owning'' you,[[note]]Literally; after failing to sell the team, Finley sold them back to the league in 1973.[[/note]] you may be contracted, and you're being run like a clown show. This sort of ineptitude is a ''generational talent''.
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'''UT''': Nearly every single year of the 80's.[[note]][[HopeSpot They finally beat the Islanders]], only to lose in the second round to the New York Rangers.[[/note]]\\
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'''UT''': Nearly every single year of the 80's.'80s.[[note]][[HopeSpot They finally beat the Islanders]], only to lose in the second round to the New York Rangers.[[/note]]\\
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* Special mention should go to the comments section, which frequently provides "updates" to the Vikings' [=LoF=]. From being [[CurbStompBattle blown out 38-7]] against the Philadelphia Eagles in the 2018 NFC Championship Game, completely wasting the Minneapolis Miracle play against the Saints the previous week (not to mention those self-same Eagles going on to win Super Bowl LII two weeks later ''in the Vikings' own home stadium''), to signing Kirk Cousins[[note]]Known for being a mediocre quarterback in Washington at the time[[/note]] as quarterback for the 2018 season only to wind up losing the final playoff spot on the final week of the season to, you guessed it, ''the Eagles'', to managing to upset the 13-3 New Orleans Saints on the road in the Wild Card Round in the 2019-20 Playoffs only to get a CallBack to their 80's playoff losses against the 49ers in the next round, to losing to the winless Detroit Lions during the 2021 regular season, to winning the NFC North in 2022 only to lose in the Wild Card Round to the Giants on a pathetic check down pass from Cousins.
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* Special mention should go to the comments section, which frequently provides "updates" to the Vikings' [=LoF=]. From being [[CurbStompBattle blown out 38-7]] against the Philadelphia Eagles in the 2018 NFC Championship Game, completely wasting the Minneapolis Miracle play against the Saints the previous week (not to mention those self-same Eagles going on to win Super Bowl LII two weeks later ''in the Vikings' own home stadium''), to signing Kirk Cousins[[note]]Known for being a mediocre quarterback in Washington at the time[[/note]] as quarterback for the 2018 season only to wind up losing the final playoff spot on the final week of the season to, you guessed it, ''the Eagles'', to managing to upset the 13-3 New Orleans Saints on the road in the Wild Card Round in the 2019-20 Playoffs only to get a CallBack to their 80's '80s playoff losses against the 49ers in the next round, to losing to the winless Detroit Lions during the 2021 regular season, to winning the NFC North in 2022 only to lose in the Wild Card Round to the Giants on a pathetic check down pass from Cousins.
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-->'''December 12, 2000'''\\
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'''January 16, 2002'''\\
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'''February 15, 2004'''\\
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'''UT''': Looks like ownership has pissed off A-Rod and his contract has become an albatross on the team. Those Damn Yankees are willing to take on his contract though. Time to trade him for our new star Alfonso Soriano!\\
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'''UT''': Looks like ownership has pissed off A-Rod and his contract has become an albatross on the team. Those Damn Yankees are willing to take on his contract though. Time to trade him for our new star Alfonso Soriano!\\Soriano!
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* With the team regressing to mediocrity, their solution is to throw money at everything. It works about as well as you would expect.
-->'''December 12, 2000'''\\
'''UT''': Unfortunately, you’re back to that horrific futility that plagued you for decades. It’s time to fight fire with fire. Throw an exorbitant shitload of money to acquire the services of A-Rod in free agency!\\
'''2001'''\\
'''UT''': So you need more than one elite player to succeed in a team sport such as baseball, huh?\\
'''January 16, 2002'''\\
'''UT''': Our pitching has been godawful as of late. We have the solution! Dumping a dump truck full of money on Chan Ho Park!\\
'''2002'''\\
'''UT''': He becomes regurgitated puppy chow in Texas. Woof.\\
'''February 15, 2004'''\\
'''UT''': Looks like ownership has pissed off A-Rod and his contract has become an albatross on the team. Those Damn Yankees are willing to take on his contract though. Time to trade him for our new star Alfonso Soriano!\\
-->'''December 12, 2000'''\\
'''UT''': Unfortunately, you’re back to that horrific futility that plagued you for decades. It’s time to fight fire with fire. Throw an exorbitant shitload of money to acquire the services of A-Rod in free agency!\\
'''2001'''\\
'''UT''': So you need more than one elite player to succeed in a team sport such as baseball, huh?\\
'''January 16, 2002'''\\
'''UT''': Our pitching has been godawful as of late. We have the solution! Dumping a dump truck full of money on Chan Ho Park!\\
'''2002'''\\
'''UT''': He becomes regurgitated puppy chow in Texas. Woof.\\
'''February 15, 2004'''\\
'''UT''': Looks like ownership has pissed off A-Rod and his contract has become an albatross on the team. Those Damn Yankees are willing to take on his contract though. Time to trade him for our new star Alfonso Soriano!\\
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-->'''UT:''' This [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammy_Sosa Sammy Sosa]] guy is terrible. [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Let's trade him!]]
—>'''2007'''\\
—>'''2007'''\\
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-->'''UT:''' This [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammy_Sosa Sammy Sosa]] guy is terrible. [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Let's trade him!]]
—>'''2007'''\\him!]]\\
'''2007'''\\
—>'''2007'''\\
'''2007'''\\
