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** Probably a Lord of the Rings joke. 'Gloin' is Gimli's dad.
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* Vetinari replying to "She has a complaint. She is a maid" with "Tell her I can't help with that. Has she tried using a different perfume?" I.E. he took it as Drumknott saying that Glenda's complaint was [[ChristmasCake being unmarried]]. (He meant that Glenda was a servant ''and'' had a complaint.)

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* Vetinari replying to "She has a complaint. She is a maid" with "Tell her I can't help with that. Has she tried using a different perfume?" I.E. he took it as Drumknott saying that Glenda's complaint was [[ChristmasCake [[OldMaid being unmarried]]. (He meant that Glenda was a servant ''and'' had a complaint.)
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** [[BrickJoke Half a book later]] Trev comes across Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler hawking his own unauthorized U.U. football shirts which Trev points out have the wrong design, implying Dibbler slapped the two Us there precisely in the way Glenda cautioned about.
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* Trev, Juliet and Glenda try to bargain with a coach driver with money (they only have three dollars), Trev threatening the driver with a lead pipe (he has an axe) and Juliet offering a kiss. It quickly gets amazingly all jumbled together.

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* Trev, Juliet and Glenda try to bargain with a coach driver with money (they only have three dollars), Trev threatening the driver with a lead pipe (he has an axe) and Juliet offering a kiss. It quickly gets all amazingly all jumbled together.

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--->'''Ridcully''': Change and decay! I am surrounded by traitors!"

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--->'''Ridcully''': Change and decay! I am surrounded by traitors!"traitors!


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* Trev, Juliet and Glenda try to bargain with a coach driver with money (they only have three dollars), Trev threatening the driver with a lead pipe (he has an axe) and Juliet offering a kiss. It quickly gets amazingly all jumbled together.
--> '''Trev:''' Okay, I'll try to hit you with the lead pipe.
--> '''Juliet:''' And we'll give you some money.
--> '''Driver:''' Sorry? Do I get the kiss, the money ''and'' the lead pipe? I mean, I'd rather forgo the lead pipe for another kiss.
--> '''Juliet:''' Two kisses, a whole three dollars and no lead pipe.
--> '''Trev:''' Or just the lead pipe and I'll take my chances.
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Dewicking per TRS.


* Glenda observes that the closest thing to a PrinceCharming in Ankh-Morpork is Lord Vetinari, and that not only is he too old for Juliet, "No one was sure [[AmbiguouslyGay which side of the bed he got out of]], [[{{Metaphorgotten}} or even]] [[{{Asexuality}} if he even went to bed at all]]".

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* Glenda observes that the closest thing to a PrinceCharming in Ankh-Morpork is Lord Vetinari, and that not only is he too old for Juliet, "No one was sure [[AmbiguouslyGay which side of the bed he got out of]], [[{{Metaphorgotten}} or even]] [[{{Asexuality}} [[UsefulNotes/{{Asexuality}} if he even went to bed at all]]".

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