History Funny / UnseenAcademicals

30th Nov '16 3:17:19 PM MrDeath
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* Rincewind trying to get out of football practice:

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* Rincewind trying to get out of football practice:practice. First he says he has a note from his mother, but Ridcully [[ContinuityNod remembers]] that, to his continuing puzzlement, Rincewind once told him that his mother had run away [[MindScrew before he was born]]. Not missing a beat, Rincewind still tries to weasel out of it:
1st Nov '16 7:26:38 AM LadyJafaria
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* Vetinari replying to "She has a complaint. She is a maid" with "Tell her I can't help with that. Has she tried using a different perfume?" I.E. he took it as Drumknott saying that Glenda's complaint was [[ChristmasCake being unmarried]]. (He meant that Glenda was a servant ''and'' had a complaint.)
26th Sep '16 8:37:18 AM GothicProphet
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* Glenda saying "It's about your strip, sir. I mean, your uniform. Two U's, right here, like U.U.? You'll look like you've got bosoms!"

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* Glenda saying "It's about your strip, sir. I mean, your uniform. Two U's, right here, like U.U.? You'll look like you've got bosoms!"bosoms!"
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25th Jul '16 8:52:46 AM sabremeister
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** This is likely a shout-out to a (possibly apocryphal) remark by Mahatma Gandhi upon leaving Britain after a speaking tour. A journalist asked him what he thought of western civilisation, and he replied, "I think it would be a good idea."
17th Apr '16 8:10:15 PM Ulkomaalainen
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** Also Ridcully trying to ignore the fast and the tobacco ban, only to find Mrs. Whitlow the maid emptied his tobacco jar and cool cupboard(read: Discworld-equivlent of a mini-fridge), his emergency peppermints hidden in his jacket and finally his secret stash contained in a book, only to find another note along with his stash:

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** Also Ridcully trying to ignore the fast and the tobacco ban, only to find Mrs. Whitlow the maid emptied his tobacco jar and cool cupboard(read: cupboard (read: Discworld-equivlent of a mini-fridge), his emergency peppermints hidden in his jacket and finally his secret stash contained in a book, only to find another note along with his stash:



* Glenda saying "It's about your strip, sir. I mean, your uniform. Two U's, right here, like U.U.? You'll look like you've got bosoms!"

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* Glenda saying "It's about your strip, sir. I mean, your uniform. Two U's, right here, like U.U.? You'll look like you've got bosoms!" bosoms!"
1st Dec '15 12:27:33 PM Moontang13
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We own all your generals--touch us and you'll lose.\\

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[[EveryManHasHisPrice We own all your generals--touch generals]]--[[BadassBoast touch us and you'll lose.\\]]\\
4th Nov '15 5:25:14 PM LentilSandEater
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** Also a moment of FridgeBrilliance once you realize the length of the Macarona chant is surely tweaked to make the "You Think It's All Over" gag at the end of the book paginate properly.
21st Sep '15 5:23:04 AM LadyJafaria
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* Glenda saying "It's about your strip, sir. I mean, your uniform. Two U's, right here, like U.U.? You'll look like you've got bosoms!"
21st Mar '15 8:06:35 AM LordOfTheInternet
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--> NO BOY IS TO FIDDLE ABOUT IN THE SHOWERS!

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--> NO BOY IS TO FIDDLE ABOUT IN THE SHOWERS!SHOWERS!
* Alf Nobbs, who we are constantly reminded is of no relation to Corporal Nobby Nobbs.
2nd Sep '14 3:55:18 PM eleemacfall
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* The possessed whistle.

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* The possessed whistle.whistle.
--> NO BOY IS TO FIDDLE ABOUT IN THE SHOWERS!
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