History Funny / UnicornOverlord

--->'''Alain:''' Um, yes... please do that.

--->'''Liza:''' ...Funny joke.

* Virginia and Scarlett's Rapport involves Scarlett showing Virginia a caterpillar, which causes the princess to [[WhyDoesItHaveToBeSnakes scream in fright and starts cursing the caterpillar and Scarlett]]. Scarlett assures that it was harmless and it crawls inside Virginia's armor. Lex and Alain comes running towards the two, with Lex commenting that Virginia [[BlueWithShock doesn't look so good.]]

* Virginia and Scarlett's Rapport involves Scarlett showing Virginia a caterpillar, which causes the princess to shout out in fright and starts cursing the caterpillar and Scarlett. Scarlett assures that it was harmless and it crawls inside Virginia's armor. Lex and Alain comes running towards the two, with Lex commenting that Virginia [[BlueWithShock doesn't look so good.]]

* In Mordon and Lhinalagos' Rapport, Etiolinde gets drunk just from [[CantHoldHisLiquor exposure to alcohol fumes]] and starts passionately and tearfully talking about how much she loves mushrooms. When Lhinalagos returns with more booze, both Mordon and Etiolinde start badgering him for it.

* If chosen, Lex will complain that Alain wasted giving the ring to him over any of the other ladies in the army. "No wonder you've got the love life of a doorknob."

'''Gammel:''' "Me, a maiden?"

-->'''Virginia''': "Is this some kind of ''game'' to you? Ridiculous."

The Covenant scenes are meant to be a [[HeartwarmingMoments sweet and tender moment]], as it shows either Alain and his significant other affirming their love for each other, or Alain placing his complete trust to his closest companion. However, sometimes, the writers had some fun with certain characters, which lead to some comical scenes.

** Usually, rejecting a character can be [[{{Tearjerker}} heartbreaking]] as you are tearing their hope of being chosen into little pieces. However, Virginia's reaction is priceless, as she gets angry and leaves frustrated if you reject her. Keep in mind, Virginia is [[KissingCousins Alain's older cousin]], so she's [[SkewedPriority more offended of being rejected rather than the fact that the ring giver is her own cousin]].

-->[[spoiler:Witless fool! I don't know where you got this knack for luring out the elderly, but I'll have you rid yourself of it at once!]]

** Comes back later [[spoiler:during The Kingdom of Gordonia. Alain and his ally, Yunifi, have broken into his abode, learned of his trafficking plan, and were found sneaking. Beaumont, now naming himself Gordon, has sent one of his men to catch them. That soldier comes back... only to've brought back a bunch of elders.}}

* Rolf finds Auch practicing a shapeshifting spell. After a bit of bickering, Auch finally makes it work and changes himself into a chicken! [[ShapeshifterModeLock ...And then can't change himself back.]] Rolf wonders who to ask for help turning Auch back, and then worries that someone might snatch Auch up to eat if he's left alone. This causes Auch to panic and run off... towards Chloe, who's cooking, leading Rolf to scramble after him.

* In their rapport, Ramona sees Fran's griffin taking advantage of being in a desert by taking a dust bath. This tempts [[BirdPeople Ramona's]] instincts to do the same. She tries to resist, being a dignified person, before caving in. Cue Fran walking in on her, naked and rolling in the sand. Ramona yells at her not to come any closer and, extremely embarrassed, concludes that the desert is too dangerous a place to be in.

** In Lex and Hodrick's rapport, it turns out his scar was from a completely unrelated incident. Meaning he actively chose not to clarify, probably because it was funnier.

* In a conversation with Hodrick, Alain expresses anxiety about failure. To put him at ease, Hodrick tells a story of a drinking contest he participated in when he was younger and wilder. No one wanted to lose and it got to a point where they were all so drunk that one of them fell down the stairs and started bleeding everywhere, causing someone else to laugh so hard he [[PottyFailure wet himself]], while the third person blacked out and woke up outside with no memory and no clothes. Alain laughs and thanks Hodrick for helping him feel better. He then wonders where Hodrick got that scar on his face and asks which of the three he was. Hodrick refuses to answer.

** In Lex and Hodrick's rapport, it turns out his scar was from a completely unrelated incident. Meaning he actively chose not to tell Alain the truth, probably because it was funnier.

* In their rapport, Ramona sees Fran's griffin taking advantage of being in a desert by taking a dust bath. This tempts [[BirdPeople Ramona's]] instincts to do the same. She tries to resist, being a dignified person, before caving in. Cue Fran walking in on her, naked and rolling in the sand. Ramona yells at her not to come any closer and, extremely embarrassed, concludes that the desert is too dangerous a place to be.

** In Lex and Hodrick's support, it turns out his scar was from a completely unrelated incident. Meaning he actively chose not to tell Alain the truth, probably because it was funnier.

* Lex's first rapport conversation isn't even really a conversation but a ''nightmare'' Lex is having over what a LethalChef Scarlet is. Accompanied by music from a horror movie, he comes upon Chloe who proceeds to vanish from the screen like a defeated enemy unit, as if Scarlet's food (beef and goat milk stew) knocked her out. Scarlet emerges with a frighteningly dissonant amount of cheer as she targets Lex as her next taste tester and grabs him with sudden superhuman strength. Alain arrives and Lex begs for help, but in the face of Scarlet's food Alain can only turn around and run. Lex is about to meet his fate, when he wakes up with a scream. His relief is short lived though, as the real Scarlet now emerges apparently intent on asking him to do something. The horror music starts up again and Lex flees.