History Funny / UminekoWhenTheyCry

** Krauss invested in [[MemeticMutation MOON TOURISM]].

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** Battler tells Maria to wait 10 years to ask him to eat her, and she agrees without any hesitation. Doubles as a FunnyAneurysmMoment: [[spoiler: Battler doesn't realize how seriously the girls he flirts with will hold him to his promises.]]

** One thing about this story in particular that could be funny to those who have already watched the ending of the series: [[spoiler:When Battler is overwhelmed by the requests of [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters all the characters]], he asks Virgilia and Ronove '''''if he can make the story end as an AllJustADream''''']]. Virgilia and Ronove [[DeathGlare are]] ''[[DeathGlare not]]'' [[DeathGlare amused]].

** Kanon reminisces about everyone from the mansion and how much they mean to him. Then it gets around to Gohda.
--->'''Kanon:''' Godha? ....[[AllMyFriendsAndZoidberg I hate that guy.]]

* When Erika looks inside the Guest Room that Battler was sealed in. And walks into the bathroom as the shower seems to be running. [[ButtMonkey You can guess what happens next.]]

** During the riddle contest for Angie, the family members give Angie all sorts of varied puzzles. What's Rosa's riddle about? [[spoiler:It's about Rosa trying to carry out gold from the hidden chamber before Rokkenjima is blown up.]] Considering that [[spoiler:the Ushiromiya family in this scene seems well aware of everything that's happened in the real world,]] it means Rosa is essentially darkly joking about [[spoiler:the circumstances of their family's real-world deaths]].

** Also in the same [=EP=]:

--->'''Erika:''' Nope, nothing at all!

** In the original visual novel, a bunch of girls at Jessica's school show an uncomfortable interest in Kanon. Remembering Shannon's advice, he tells them "I'm with someone" and the girls leave in embarrassment. In the manga adaptation, [[http://fanfox.net/manga/umineko_no_naku_koro_ni_episode_2_turn_of_the_golden_witch/v02/c007/1.html#ipg13 he does the same thing]]... only for the girls to [[http://fanfox.net/manga/umineko_no_naku_koro_ni_episode_2_turn_of_the_golden_witch/v02/c007/1.html#ipg14 become even more excited]] by his response, which is accompanied by a small picture of a confused Shannon: "[[BreakingTheFourthWall What!? In the visual novel it worked!!]]"

* In between [=EP 5=] and [=EP6=], we got a hilarious story: [[http://umineko.wikia.com/wiki/TIPS/Game_master_Battler%27s_tip Game Master Battler!]] Battler becomes DrunkWithPower over his new-found god-like powers. HilarityEnsues. It wouldn't be half as funny if Umineko wasn't so [[PostModernism Post Modernist]]! In any other series people asking the author to change stuff in the story would be entirely non-canon. In Umineko, it's a WhatIf. [[http://mangafox.me/manga/umineko_no_naku_koro_ni_tsubasa/v01/c002/1.html In fact, this story was so good it was adapted to manga]].

*** The line was probably not intended to be funny, since it came on the heel of more than one [[TearJerker tearjerker]]. Nevertheless, it's still a hilariously blasé way to talk about a charred corpse.

*** The line was probably not intended to be funny, since it came on the heel of more than one [[Tearjerker tearjerker]]. Nevertheless, it's still a hilariously blasé way to talk about a charred corpse.

*** The line was probably not intended to be funny, since it came on the heel of more than one [[Tearjerker]]. Nevertheless, it's still a hilariously blasé way to talk about a charred corpse.