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* Whilst playing the game ''Death Cargo'' for Saturday Morning Scrublords, the gang spends nearly half the video attempting to figure out how to perform [[{{Gorn}} ultra-violent fatality-style finishers]] [[UpToEleven even more violent than the ones they already easily activated.]] When they finally figure it out, [[https://youtu.be/TdbANIBuUOk?t=23m they manage to perform it]]. [[spoiler: Only for the video of the gruesome "Deathrip" to not display properly, because Woolie forgot to install the Deathrip video codecs.]]

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* Whilst playing the game ''Death Cargo'' for Saturday Morning Scrublords, the gang spends nearly half the video attempting to figure out how to perform [[{{Gorn}} ultra-violent fatality-style finishers]] [[UpToEleven even more violent than the ones they already easily activated.]] When they finally figure it out, [[https://youtu.be/TdbANIBuUOk?t=23m they manage to perform it]]. [[spoiler: Only for the video of the gruesome "Deathrip" to not display properly, because Woolie forgot to install the Deathrip video codecs.]]]]
** Woolie singing to the game's beat cause Matt to lose it.
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* Near the end of the Super Fighter video, they decide to look at the developer's site. After looking through their other projects, they find [[BigBad Red Man]]'s character profile in the Block Battle section and...[[https://youtu.be/E3RAGJ9Hm30?t=34m27s everyone pretty much loses it.]]

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* Near the end of the Super Fighter video, they decide to look at the developer's site. After looking through their other projects, they find [[BigBad Red Man]]'s character profile in the Block Battle section and...[[https://youtu.be/E3RAGJ9Hm30?t=34m27s everyone pretty much loses it.]]
* Whilst playing the game ''Death Cargo'' for Saturday Morning Scrublords, the gang spends nearly half the video attempting to figure out how to perform [[{{Gorn}} ultra-violent fatality-style finishers]] [[UpToEleven even more violent than the ones they already easily activated.]] When they finally figure it out, [[https://youtu.be/TdbANIBuUOk?t=23m they manage to perform it]]. [[spoiler: Only for the video of the gruesome "Deathrip" to not display properly, because Woolie forgot to install the Deathrip video codecs.
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* Near the end of the Super Fighter video, they decide to look at the developer's site. After looking through their other projects, they find [[BigBad Red Man]]'s character profile in the Block Battle section and...[[https://youtu.be/E3RAGJ9Hm30=34m32s everyone pretty much loses it.]]

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* Near the end of the Super Fighter video, they decide to look at the developer's site. After looking through their other projects, they find [[BigBad Red Man]]'s character profile in the Block Battle section and...[[https://youtu.be/E3RAGJ9Hm30=34m32s be/E3RAGJ9Hm30?t=34m27s everyone pretty much loses it.]]
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--> '''Woolie:''' This is the ''greatest thing we have ever recorded.''

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--> '''Woolie:''' This ''This is the ''greatest greatest thing we have ever recorded.''
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'''Woolie''': ''[loses it harder]''
'''Matt''': Alright, alright, I think Drahmin is a ''[[VerbalBackspace concept]]''...\\

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'''Woolie''': ''[loses it harder]''
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'''Matt''': Alright, alright, I think Drahmin is a ''[[VerbalBackspace concept]]''...'''''[[VerbalBackspace concept]]'''''...\\



'''Matt''': ...that could've been done better...

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'''Matt''': ...that could've been done better...\\
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'''Matt''': Alright, alright, I think Drahmin is a ''[[VerbalBackspace concept]]''...\\
'''Woolie''': ''[snickers]''\\
'''Matt''': ...that could've been done better...
'''Pat''': ''Really?!''
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* Near the end of the Super Fighter video, they decide to look at the developer's site. After looking through their other projects, they find [[BigBad Red Man]]'s character profile in the Block Battle section and...[[https://youtu.be/E3RAGJ9Hm30 everyone pretty much loses it.]]

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* Near the end of the Super Fighter video, they decide to look at the developer's site. After looking through their other projects, they find [[BigBad Red Man]]'s character profile in the Block Battle section and...[[https://youtu.be/E3RAGJ9Hm30 be/E3RAGJ9Hm30=34m32s everyone pretty much loses it.]]
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** In addition, this is the first Saturday Morning Scrublords since Liam left. Since he was unabashedly part of the intro, you'd think they'd make a new bit. They do... but it's just an empty shot with no sound until Matt suddenly erupts with the usual "''YOU FORGOT THE COOKIES?!''"

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** In addition, this is the first Saturday Morning Scrublords since Liam left. Since he was unabashedly part of the intro, you'd think they'd make a new bit. They do... but it's just an empty shot with no sound until Matt suddenly erupts with the usual "''YOU FORGOT THE COOKIES?!''"COOKIES?!''"
* Near the end of the Super Fighter video, they decide to look at the developer's site. After looking through their other projects, they find [[BigBad Red Man]]'s character profile in the Block Battle section and...[[https://youtu.be/E3RAGJ9Hm30 everyone pretty much loses it.]]
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** Spider-Man apparently lives ''in the Savage Lands.''
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** From the same video, Liam ends up picking up Matt ''with one hand, and tosses him into a fiery pit.''
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-->'''Liam:''' Welcome to Patscwitz where you have to play by Pat's rule no matter what.

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-->'''Liam:''' Welcome to Patscwitz where you have to play by Pat's rule rules no matter what.
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-->'''Liam:''' Welcome to Patscwitz where you ave to play by Pat's rule no matter what.

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-->'''Liam:''' Welcome to Patscwitz where you ave have to play by Pat's rule no matter what.
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-->'''Pat''': It's blowberries? You're making fun of my for my wallu-wikas and your blau-blow-berry-bli--''boy'' it's been a long day!

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-->'''Pat''': It's blowberries? You're making fun of my for my wallu-wikas and your blau-blow-berry-bli--''boy'' it's been a long day!day!
** In addition, this is the first Saturday Morning Scrublords since Liam left. Since he was unabashedly part of the intro, you'd think they'd make a new bit. They do... but it's just an empty shot with no sound until Matt suddenly erupts with the usual "''YOU FORGOT THE COOKIES?!''"
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-->'''Woolie:''' ''[Spider-Man traps Professor X in webbing]'' Like...decrease his mobility '''even more'''!

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-->'''Woolie:''' ''[Spider-Man traps Professor X in webbing]'' Like...decrease his mobility '''even more'''!more'''!
* While playing ''Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire'', Pat tries to ask a question about the [[AmazingTechnicolorPopulation odd choice of skin colors]], but has a bit of trouble.
-->'''Pat''': Why are they all like [[TheUnintelligible gilb-like the purple bitch from the ja-from the wa-wa-wa--Willy?]]
-->'''Woolie''': What are you...Oh, oh! Oompa Loompa-[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka]] with the golden--
-->'''Pat'''': Willy Wonka, thank you.
-->'''Woolie''': Too many blowberries?
-->'''Pat''': It's blowberries? You're making fun of my for my wallu-wikas and your blau-blow-berry-bli--''boy'' it's been a long day!
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* After starting to get sucked into the plot of ''Girl Fight'', despite its fairly...softcore nature, they all lose it upon beating arcade mode as Warchild and [[spoiler: getting nothing of a picture of her naked]].

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* After starting to get sucked into the plot of ''Girl Fight'', despite its fairly...softcore nature, they all lose it upon beating arcade mode as Warchild and [[spoiler: getting nothing of but a picture of her naked]].
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* [[{{MUGEN}} Salty Bet: Chapter One]] reaches a whole new level of meta as the intro is the standard Friday Night Fisticuffs intro with raining dollar bills superimposed. The music is replaced with the ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations'' version of the ''[[SonicTheHedgehog2 Casino Night Zone]]''. This episode the Zaibatsu don't play, but rather watch the Twitch stream of computer controlled opponents fight each other. Highlights include:

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* [[{{MUGEN}} [[{{VideoGame/MUGEN}} Salty Bet: Chapter One]] reaches a whole new level of meta as the intro is the standard Friday Night Fisticuffs intro with raining dollar bills superimposed. The music is replaced with the ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations'' version of the ''[[SonicTheHedgehog2 Casino Night Zone]]''. This episode the Zaibatsu don't play, but rather watch the Twitch stream of computer controlled opponents fight each other. Highlights include:
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** As a CallBack to the ''Under Night In-Birth'' Fisticuffs, Liam's first words in the video are:
--> '''Liam''': What is this swill you're rubbing all over us?
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* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka-cM1p3unc Best of Best]]'' has a wealth of ridiculousness, but the standout is their new terminology for [[{{RapidFireFisticuffs}} mash punch specials]], courtesy of vaguely-"ethnic" Abdul: the '''MEGNUM PUNCH'''

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* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka-cM1p3unc Best of Best]]'' has a wealth of ridiculousness, but the standout is standouts are Tom's Rising Tackle Ace Custom, the Rocketier, and their new terminology for [[{{RapidFireFisticuffs}} mash punch specials]], courtesy of vaguely-"ethnic" Abdul: the '''MEGNUM PUNCH'''
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* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka-cM1p3unc Best of Best]]'' has a wealth of ridiculousness, but the standout is their new terminology for [[{{RapidFireFisticuffs}} mash punch specials]], courtesy of vaguely-"ethnic" Abdul: the '''MEGNUM PUNCH'''

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* Their ''X-Men Mutant Academy'' vid has Woolie and Matt play as unlockable characters Spider-Man and Professor X respectively. Spider-Man is pretty reasonable, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFa2zzt4yow&t=32m45s ol' Charles...]]

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* Their ''X-Men Mutant Academy'' vid has Woolie and Matt play as unlockable characters Spider-Man and Professor X respectively. Spider-Man is pretty reasonable, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFa2zzt4yow&t=32m45s ol' Charles...]]]] Matt actually can be heard leaning away from the camera, he's laughing so hard.
-->'''Woolie:''' ''[Spider-Man traps Professor X in webbing]'' Like...decrease his mobility '''even more'''!
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-->'''Liam:''' Welcome to Patscwitz where you ave to play by Pat's rule no matter what.

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-->'''Liam:''' Welcome to Patscwitz where you ave to play by Pat's rule no matter what.what.
* Their ''X-Men Mutant Academy'' vid has Woolie and Matt play as unlockable characters Spider-Man and Professor X respectively. Spider-Man is pretty reasonable, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFa2zzt4yow&t=32m45s ol' Charles...]]


* Avengers: Battle For Earth, being the [[TheyJustDidntCare monument to great design that it is]], let's the player with the pad control the screen while the player with the controller is trying to pick characters, resulting in a tug of war for control over the game everytime. And when Pat tries Liam's patience a little too hard, Liam responds by wiping his hand directly onto [[SuperOCD Pat's]] $2000 TV.

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* Avengers: Battle For Earth, being the [[TheyJustDidntCare [[BlatantLies monument to great design that it is]], let's the player with the pad control the screen while the player with the controller is trying to pick characters, resulting in a tug of war for control over the game everytime. And when Pat tries Liam's patience a little too hard, Liam responds by wiping his hand directly onto [[SuperOCD Pat's]] $2000 TV.
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** Every joke that they make about about Chipp in their ''Xrd Revelator'' video.
-->'''Woolie:''' Where's my COCAAAIIINE?
*** Although that joke is somewhat HarsherInHindsight for those who learn that Chipp use to actually be a drug addict (and drug trafficker) before his training.
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** While checking to make sure they played as everyone, Woolie remarks that Gardevoir might be in there somewhere, and Pat says that Gardevoir would actually fit in.

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** While checking to make sure they played as everyone, Woolie remarks that Gardevoir might be in there somewhere, and Pat says that Gardevoir would actually fit in.in.
* Liam deliberately messing with the team color in Shrek Super Slam to infuriate Pat.
-->'''Liam:''' Welcome to Patscwitz where you ave to play by Pat's rule no matter what.
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** Later, they decide to explore the game's community comments. [[https://youtu.be/JpWwbcnVOQk?t=27m49s Hilarity ensues.]]
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* After starting to get sucked into the plot of ''Girl Fight'', despite its fairly...softcore nature, they all lose it upon beating arcade mode as Warchild and [[spoiler: getting nothing of a picture of her naked]].

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* After starting to get sucked into the plot of ''Girl Fight'', despite its fairly...softcore nature, they all lose it upon beating arcade mode as Warchild and [[spoiler: getting nothing of a picture of her naked]].naked]].
* ''Touhou 12.3 Hisoutensoku'':
** The running joke of Woolie picking boss characters returns, because technically most of the characters in the game were bosses in their introductory game. Woolie gets annoyed to the point where he asks if they stop being boss characters when he puts the controller down.
** Woolie remarks on the the seemingly weird weather effects when he sees that monsoons give ground bounces.
-->'''Woolie:''' I remember one time I saw that footage of a monsoon on CNN. People were getting crazy extensions on their combos.
** While checking to make sure they played as everyone, Woolie remarks that Gardevoir might be in there somewhere, and Pat says that Gardevoir would actually fit in.
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** The last match of their Bushido Blade 2 playthrough. [[spoiler:Matt picks a regular character, Pat picks Katze, the six-shooter wielding boss character. Everyone expects Matt to just be running around, desperately dodging Pat's shots... cue [[RooftopConfrontation the Castle Rooftop stage,]] which allows ''no'' lateral movement at all. Pat finishes the first round in three seconds... then Matt [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome finishes the second round]] ''in two...'' then Pat breaks the tie ''in one.'']]

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** The last match of their Bushido Blade 2 playthrough. [[spoiler:Matt [[spoiler:Pat picks a regular character, Pat Matt picks Katze, the six-shooter wielding boss character. Everyone expects Matt to just be running around, desperately dodging Pat's shots... cue [[RooftopConfrontation the Castle Rooftop stage,]] which allows ''no'' lateral movement at all. Pat Matt finishes the first round in three seconds... then Matt Pat [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome finishes the second round]] ''in two...'' then Pat Matt breaks the tie ''in one.'']]
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** The last match of their Bushido Blade 2 playthrough. [[spoiler:Matt picks a regular character, Pat picks Katze, the six-shooter wielding boss character. Everyone expects Matt to just be running around, desperately dodging Pat's shots... cue [[RooftopConfrontation the Castle Rooftop stage,]] which allows ''no'' lateral movement at all. Pat finishes the first round in three seconds... then Matt [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome finishes the second round]] ''in two...'' then Pat breaks the tie ''in one.'']]
--> '''Woolie''': Ohhh, the bushido-est of blades!
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* On Christmas day, the best friends ''finally'' play [[VideoGame/{{BlazBlue}} Blazblue.]] [[spoiler: Except not. They just watch cutscenes throughout the whole 35:42 video as a magnificent [[TakeThat "Fuck You" to people pestering them to play a game they don't want to play.]] This is made better by the fact that they use the game to watch the cutscenes, [[MetaphoricallyTrue meaning they are playing the game. Just not the gameplay part.]]]]

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* On Christmas day, the best friends ''finally'' play [[VideoGame/{{BlazBlue}} Blazblue.]] [[spoiler: Except not. They just watch cutscenes throughout the whole 35:42 video as a magnificent [[TakeThat "Fuck You" to people pestering them to play a game they don't want to play.]] This is made better by the fact that they use the game to watch the cutscenes, [[MetaphoricallyTrue meaning they are playing the game. Just not the gameplay part.]]]]]]]]
* After starting to get sucked into the plot of ''Girl Fight'', despite its fairly...softcore nature, they all lose it upon beating arcade mode as Warchild and [[spoiler: getting nothing of a picture of her naked]].
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!!!Return to the main ''Two Best Friends Play'' Funny Moments index [[Funny/TwoBestFriendsPlay here]].

* During the ''VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Tag Tournament 2'' video, [[http://youtu.be/y8m9hmKBblc?t=13m30s a heated argument]] arises over whether this game or Tekken 3 was the best Tekken between Matt and Woolie. Woolie emphatically holds that [=TTT2=] is the better game. The game freezes ''while he makes his argument''.
-->'''Matt''': '''WHAT AN AMAAAAZING GAME!'''
* In the TMNT & Gundam Wing video, the entire [[http://youtu.be/5hCJyIaEADA?t=25m12s demonstration]] of the [[SecretCharacter final boss of the game]] [[SNKBoss Karai]], in TMNT; from destroying the other not-as-broken secret character Rat King to the [[MirrorMatch fight between two Karais]]. Pat's utter bewilderment and Matt, Woolie and Liam's uproarious laughter make the entire segment.
-->'''Woolie:''' This is VideoGame/{{Divekick}}!

-->'''Liam:''' She has like 20 [[LastChanceHitPoint magic pixels]], what the hell!?

-->'''Matt:''' Please look forward to TMNT: Tournament Fighters on the main stage at EVO.
-->'''Pat:''' If I was friends with a kid and went over to their place and they always had the codes unlocked to play as these characters, I wouldn't be their friend anymore.
-->'''Matt:''' Yeah, I bet you wouldn't.
-->'''Pat:''' It's fuckin' bullshit.
* The ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs'' video. During one of Pat and Woolie's fights, Woolie picks Zod...and then goes with the ''Film/ManOfSteel'' skin. His scream of [[MemeticMutation "I WILL FIND HIM!"]] is the icing on the cake.
** At one point, Matt mentions [[ComicBook/TheInhumans Black Bolt]]. Pat confusedly asks who Black Bolt is. Matt enthusiastically delcares Black Bolt to be "The best character in anything, ever!"
* The entire premise of the "[[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3]]" video is this on a meta sense. Emphasized by the opening where Liam walks into Woolie's dark house and the traditional music stops playing when he sees Woolie sitting in a ritualistic-like setting, smiling at him. Woolie demanding Liam to '''"SIT DOWN!"''' when the latter tries to find an excuse to leave is just the NightmareFuel icing on the cake.
* In the ''[[DeadOrAlive Dead or Alive 5: Utlimate]]'' episode, about the first five minutes are spent with them at the Xbox Live Marketplace, due to some bullshit DLC thing that they had to download a catalog in order to continue playing the game, as well as having trouble unlocking the DLC characters. They also go on saying they have been at this currently for a good ''50 minutes'' before the episode, due to having trouble unlocking a certain character and having to re-download her multiple times. When they go back in the game after downloading the catalog and costume pack (which as to add insult to injury, was priced at $29.99), they saw that the ''other'' DLC character was not unlocked, requiring them to re-download her again!
* In the ''{{Manga/Fist Of The North Star}}'' episode, they give a go playing as [[FatBastard Mr. Heart]], and they all agree that he's terrible. Cue Matt, Woolie, and Liam all playing as Mr. Heart against Pat, to Pat's dismay and disbelief.
** On the same session, during a particularly scrubby match, they start joking about Japanese players watching the video and thinking it is the hypest shit ever.
-->'''Pat:''' "Hm... They seem to be opting for [[EpicFail Single Hits]]!"
-->'''Matt:''' *Laughing* T-That cracks me up for some reason!
** And you can't help but crack a smile when Woolie lands Mr. Heart's [[OneHitKO Fatal KO]] on Pat and everyone loses their shit.
** [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext "No, Mr. Heart! The Evil Kenshiro will stop you from eating the children for the kids!"]]
** The RunningGag of getting hit and not performing combos equates to [[FakeUltimateHero Canadian fighting game Tech]] Japanese players will study.
* In the ''[[VideoGame/VirtuaFighter Virtua Fighter 5 Final Showdown]]'', Woolie [[AuthorAppeal predictably]] goes for [[TheLadette Vane]][[ActionGirl ssa]], and gets into a brief yet heated argument with Liam over her.
-->'''Matt:''' You're basically insulting his ''Waifu'' here, you have to understand...
-->'''Liam:''' [[{{Manga/Berserk}} Casca]] is his waifu! You-Can't-Have-Too-Many-Waifu-You'll-Ruin-Your-Laifu!
** Woolie: "[[CallBack BITCH NIGGA]] [[MakesSenseInContext SHARK!]]"
* When playing ''VideoGame/CapcomVsSNK2MarkOfTheMillennium'', Woolie sums up what happens when a fighting game crosssover mostly uses the series' main characters.
-->'''Woolie:''' We've got 30 fighters, 24 of them are [[ShotoClone shotos.]]
* Three words sum up the {{VideoGame/Nidhogg}} playthrough: "GET THE DICK!"
* While playing ''VideoGame/RageOfTheDragons'', everyone notices how attractive [[WalkingShirtlessScene Pepe]] is.
--> '''Liam''': I'm just saying, [[EvenTheGuysWantHim if his dick fell into my mouth]], I wouldn't...ya know…wouldn't.
* Waku Waku 7 gives us [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EiKhmjP5Wc&t=51m10s the world's largest skeleton-based production.]]
--> '''Pat:''' I think we've really latched onto something with this [[MemeticMutation "skeletons are hilarious"]] thing!
* Super Smash Bros. Melee has a bout that distills down to Matt vs. Pat, each with one stock, where Matt has a considerable life lead. Liam and Woolie are [[http://youtu.be/P-85FjN6QXk?t=31m46s already calling Matt's victory]] as Pat starts racking up damage on him, leading to an explosive finale that's too good to spoil.
* Super Smash Bros Brawl has a few moments due to the game's general chaos and quirks, particularly caused by Liam. A crowning moment, however, is an occasion on Pirate Ship, where Liam, as Ganondorf, manages to grab Woolie with his side B while on the bow of the ship, sending them straight down into the water. While Liam survives because of the swimming mechanics, Woolie gets meteor smashed by the ship and dies too quick for Pat to even realize what happened at first, since he tried a similar thing earlier in the match as Bowser and got no results. [[spoiler: Not long after this, he does this ''again'' to Matt.]]
* The opening of Saturday Morning Scrublords, which is a hilarious parody of the usual Fisticuffs opening, featuring such things as Pat struggling to open a bottle of vodka in place of opening a soda, Matt yelling at Liam for forgetting the cookies, and Woolie's arcade stick ''instantly breaking'' when it's thrown to him. All set to [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Groose's theme]] for added effect.
* ''Everything'' about the debut episode of Saturday Morning Scrublorbs, Battle Construction Vehicles. The intro, the hilariously over done fake British accents, the bizarre combinations of British and Japanese culture they come up with, the oppressively bad controls and gameplay, the entire premise of the game they're playing, leaving out anything would be a crime.
* In Guilty Gear Xrd:
-->'''Pat:''' ''(playing on May's stage)'' And we're on the S.S. Paedo-boat right now.
-->''(cue laughter from all the friends)''
-->'''Woolie:''' Hey, Johnny's a man of principle.
-->'''Pat:''' FUCK THAT GUY!
** Also, anytime that Faust lands his AssShove overdrive.
-->'''Liam:''' It still takes damage.
** Whenever they end a match and it looks like one player won, but the other player won instead.
-->'''Liam:''' CROUCHING JAB!
** When they are talking about the character Ramlethal, one of them mispronounces her name as "Ram Lethal" causing the others to comment that Ram Lethal sounds like the name of a male porn-star.
* During their play of ''[[VideoGame/BushidoBlade Bushido Blade 2]]'', there is one round between Pat and Woolie where Woolie does not find out the weapon Pat's character uses until a screen shows their weapons crossing. Woolie's weapon is a spear. Pat's is [[spoiler: an M-16.]] There's a brief moment of [[StunnedSilence complete silence]] before Pat breaks out laughing.
--> '''Woolie''': [[OhCrap Oh, Jesus. Oh, fuck.]]
--> '''Pat''': Woolie, you usually gravitate towards boss characters, I'd figure I'd give it a shot!
--> '''Liam''': Your fucking face when the [[spoiler: machine gun]] popped up on the screen, I was looking right at it!
** And later, their fight between the boss characters of the first and second games. One has a [[spoiler:six-shooter]], the other has the aforementioned [[spoiler:assault rifle]]. The accidentally have over ten rematches because the matches end in maybe three seconds tops.
* ''VideoGame/PunchOut'':
** Matt didn't know what WVBA stood for, so he assumed "[[BrickJoke Women's Vietnam Bitch Army]]".
** When fighting the TrueFinalBoss [[spoiler:[[GuestFighter Donkey Kong]]]], they wonder what other animals the WVBA would resort to putting their boxer against, and Liam suggests putting a boxing glove on each end of a snake.
** Doc Louis unleashing his true power.
--> '''Liam''': ''Now'' it's a real match. Now he's out to ''kill''.
* Matt, Pat, and Woolie ''desperately'' attempt to not enjoy ''VideoGame/ArcanaHeart'' because it's the kind of {{Moe}} anime garbage they've gone on record as saying they hate, but to their chagrin, the game turns out to actually be really, really good. It comes to a head when Woolie gives Pat a BigNo when he begins to {{Squee}} over a character's super. Meanwhile you can hear Liam giggling in silence as he hopes that they'll come around to his world.
* When starting ''VideoGame/UnderNightInBirth'', Liam has this to say about the game:
--> '''Liam''': It's not [[TakeThat American]] ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' swill is what it is.\\
(Pat proceeds to lose it before repeating what Liam said)
* It's mentioned at some point in the ''VideoGame/MortalKombatArmageddon'' video that they are going through a [[InVinoVeritas wine cooler]] while playing this game. It shows hilariously.
** Pat's [[HowUnscientific hatred]] of Havik and Chaosrealm in general.
--> '''Pat''': Having characters that embody concepts is cool, but you can't have an entire ''region of existence'' embody a concept!
** At the very end, during the [[SarcasmMode oh-so-epic]] final battle, the crew starts humming [[StarWars Duel of the Fates]]. Pat objects.
--> '''Pat''': It's only the second fucking round!
** Plus, the return of Stinger Zinger Liam in the Drahmin v. Tanya fight:
--> '''Matt''': Now, Drahmin is a character that I think ca-\\
'''Liam''': Is he though? Is he a character even?\\
'''Woolie''': ''[starts losing it]''\\
'''Liam''': Like, are you gonna sit here and tell me THAT is a character, and not some doodle from the back of your notebook?\\
'''Woolie''': ''[loses it harder]''
** Liam's spamming of Bo' Rai Cho's vomit oil slick near the end of the video - the constant "HUAALAUAAGH" from the drunken bastard somehow makes it even funnier.
--> '''Liam''': Bo' Rai Cho's only good if he's winning.\\
'''Matt''', seconds later: AH, FUCK THE PUKE!
** At the start of the video, they all agree to not pick characters that they like, which predictably means that they stick almost entirely to the roster from ''4'', ''Deadly Alliance'', and ''Deception''. An argument erupts whenever someone picks someone from earlier in the series, such as Pat selecting Rain.
** Matt drawing everyone's ire when he says that, bad as they were, the [=PS2=]-era ''Mortal Kombat'' games kept the fighting genre alive in the mainstream.
* During the ''VideoGame/BioFreaks'' video, they begin an heated argument on... the origins of the underboob. Woolie takes it to Google:
--> '''Woolie''': GiantBomb doesn't haves anything on underboob, but [[{{Underboobs}} TV Tropes has a page on it]].\\
'''*beat*'''\\
'''Pat''': Well, [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Woolie is dead]].
** Matt observes the stylistic differences between characters:
---> Matt: I mean, Purge looks like he's from {{VideoGame/Fallout}} or {{Film/Mad Max}}, or {{VideoGame/Metro|2033}}, and Zipperhead looks like he's from [[ShapedLikeItself Bio F.R.E.A.K.S.]]
* ''Wu Tang Shaolin Style'' opens with Pat ''furiously'' rebutting Woolie's accusation that [[RantInducingSlight he doesn't like the opening to]] Anime/SamuraiChamploo, and it only goes downward from there. It helps that Pat is ''completely shitfaced'' the entire time.
** They [[spoiler:[[AntiClimax never actually play the game]].]] The first seventeen minutes of the video is them [[spoiler:attempting to get the game to work, [[LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading which it doesn't]]]], and the rest of the video is just [[spoiler:them playing ''[[StreetFighterIII Third Strike]]''.]]
*** [[spoiler:While they try to get it to work:]]
--> '''Pat''': With the Matt, with the Matt way, with the way Matt treats his [=PS1=] discs...\\
'''Liam''': Well, these fucking discs would scratch before you opened the box.\\
'''Pat''': He rubs his dick all over everything in this apartment.\\
'''Liam''': And his dick is made of razor blades.\\
'''Matt''': That's how people remember me!\\
'''Liam''': By the gashes in their butt?\\
'''Matt''': Uh huh.\\
''Pat''': [speechless with laughter]
* In one round of ''Gang Beasts'', Woolie is left hanging off the edge of the side of a truck, with nobody else visible. He declares victory as the camera slowly pans... to reveal Pat hanging onto Woolie's leg. Everybody immediately loses their shit as they both fall off.
* Test Your Luck: Powerful Jump Attacks + Hyper Combat = Matt laughing hysterically.
* Avengers: Battle For Earth, being the [[TheyJustDidntCare monument to great design that it is]], let's the player with the pad control the screen while the player with the controller is trying to pick characters, resulting in a tug of war for control over the game everytime. And when Pat tries Liam's patience a little too hard, Liam responds by wiping his hand directly onto [[SuperOCD Pat's]] $2000 TV.
* The video for ''VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters Maximum Impact 2'' is mostly normal, except about twenty-two minutes in, the [[BlatantLies totally not emulator, it's a real PS2, honest,]] crashes. After they jumpcut and get the game working again, they try their damnedest to keep from saying that it was an emulator.
** [[https://youtu.be/ocgOwwtg7nk?t=43m10s Pat and friends discover Terry Bogard's secret hobby]], to their complete [[BigWHAT incredulity]].
** They then have some laughs at the expense of Terry's [[{{Stripperiffic}} alternate costume]] and terrible dub voice.
* While playing ''Pretty Fighter'', Pat prompts a test that reveals the game's grapples [[AvertedTrope do not]] [[TacticalRockPaperScissors defeat blocks]], to Woolie's incredulity.
-->'''Pat:''' I love how I — like, Woolie, I know how throws feel in games, you don't ''doubt'' me, but... You didn't think I was ''lying'', [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough you didn't think it was ]]''[[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough possible ]]''[[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough that I was telling the truth.]]
* The final round of ''Enter the Matrix'' defies all speculation as to which characters the random selection would choose: [[spoiler: Firebird Man and [=PoliceCar=] Man.]]
--> '''Woolie:''' This is the ''greatest thing we have ever recorded.''
* The ''Killer Instinct'' episode ends on a hilarious note:
-->'''Orchid''': [[CatchPhrase One step closer to flushing out UltraTech!]]\\
'''Matt''': NO YOU'RE NOT!
** Woolie embraces his inner AngryBlackMan at the end.
-->'''Woolie:''' That's what you get for picking a fight while the government is foreclosing on my house, [[NWordPrivileges nigga]]!
* The ending of the ''VideoGame/DongDongNeverDie'' video, where the game reveals a picture of a PSP, which leads into a preview for the dev team's Streets of Rage 4. Everyone completely loses their shit and expresses their shock that the game actually looks good, while lamenting that Liam managed to miss the one Fisticuffs that was perfect for him.
* During moments of playing Dengeki Bunko Fighting Climax, they take the time to explain moments from certain anime. This ranges from explaining the concept of Black Bullet ("It's an anime where [[RecycledInSpace they have to defend their city]] [[Anime/AttackOnTitan from the giant monsters outside.]]") to making constant Berserk references when talking about Sword Art Online (among them is calling Asuna the Casca of Sword Art for [[ActionGirl multiple]] [[BreakTheCutie reasons]]) to explaining the "Robo-Baby" (i.e. Yui). Part of the episode's basically people talking about an anime to people who have no idea what said anime's about. Most of it directed at Sword Art Online, as they talk about various plot points from the show.
--> "Did you know that Kirito's nickname is that [[ItMakesSenseInContext he's a beater]]?"
--> "Fucking Heathcliff is in [Sword Art Online]? The cat?!"
--> "The villain is a thirty-five adult man and Kirito is a twelve-year-old, and they have a fight in the parking lot. [[BetterThanItSounds It's actually really great]], and that's why I hate Sword Art so much."
* The VideoGame/SVCChaos episode was delayed due to errors in the video. As a result, it is the first Saturday Morning Scrublords episode...released on a Saturday Morning.
* [[{{MUGEN}} Salty Bet: Chapter One]] reaches a whole new level of meta as the intro is the standard Friday Night Fisticuffs intro with raining dollar bills superimposed. The music is replaced with the ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations'' version of the ''[[SonicTheHedgehog2 Casino Night Zone]]''. This episode the Zaibatsu don't play, but rather watch the Twitch stream of computer controlled opponents fight each other. Highlights include:
** Woolie, [[BlatantLies resident Naruto fan]], bets it big on Naruto Kid... only to get curb stomped so hard by Sol Badguy the game quits mid match. Woolie's reaction is StunnedSilence.
** The stream ends abruptly as Twitch AND the Zaibatsu video cut out. The FNF logo appears to signal the end of the video... [[LeaveTheCameraRunning and stays up for an additional 4 minutes]] as they count their earnings to see who won. They finally realize the camera is off, and wonder what the audience can see at this point. [[spoiler: The Twitch stream was alive and well throughout this, and eventually Salty Bet came back up!]]
* On Christmas day, the best friends ''finally'' play [[VideoGame/{{BlazBlue}} Blazblue.]] [[spoiler: Except not. They just watch cutscenes throughout the whole 35:42 video as a magnificent [[TakeThat "Fuck You" to people pestering them to play a game they don't want to play.]] This is made better by the fact that they use the game to watch the cutscenes, [[MetaphoricallyTrue meaning they are playing the game. Just not the gameplay part.]]]]

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