History Funny / TurnCoat

16th Oct '17 3:20:25 PM CommanderBLAARGH
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-->"Because your balls are in a vise and I'm the only one who can pull them out. *{{Beat}}* [[HoYay Okay. That came out a little more homoerotic than I intended.]]"

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-->"Because -->'''Harry''':"Because your balls are in a vise and I'm the only one who can pull them out. *{{Beat}}* [[HoYay Okay. That came out a little more homoerotic than I intended.]]"]]"\\
'''Merlin''': "Indeed."
17th Sep '17 6:09:28 PM nombretomado
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* "Sufficiently advanced technology, my ass." How is it possible that the world existed for almost 50 years between ArthurCClarke and this joke?

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* "Sufficiently advanced technology, my ass." How is it possible that the world existed for almost 50 years between ArthurCClarke Creator/ArthurCClarke and this joke?
16th May '17 6:33:51 PM reteov
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-->'''Harry''': There are ''monsters'' who I'd expect better behavior from once they'd accepted my hospitality. What's more, ''I'd get it.''

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-->'''Harry''': There are ''monsters'' who I'd expect better behavior from once they'd accepted my hospitality. What's more, ''I'd ''[[SacredHospitality I'd get it.it]].''
6th May '17 2:32:29 PM Lightning4119
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* Harry and Luccio go to visit Lara Raith with the intention of confronting her and seeing what information they can turn up.
-->'''Luccio''': This is not how diplomacy is done.\\
'''Harry''': You're in America now. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.\\
'''Luccio''': You brought a sandwich?\\
'''Harry''': Who do I look like, Kissinger?
16th Apr '17 12:37:21 PM millingtonnn
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** Harry's description of his expression once he realizes what [[spoiler: Peabody]] had done.
---> [[spoiler: Peabody]] may not have seen the man turn into a grizzly, but he was bright enough to know that Injun Joe was getting set to adjust another ass-to-ears ratio.
22nd Mar '17 11:47:04 AM AthenaBlue
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* Murphy tries to convince Harry to carry a pistol, but Harry is [[CreatureOfHabit too set in his ways]] [[RevolversAreJustBetter to surrender his trusty revolver]] even he has never seen a new semi-automatic [[WalkingTechbane jam in his presence]] before. Then this happens:

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* Murphy tries to convince Harry to carry a pistol, but Harry is [[CreatureOfHabit too set in his ways]] [[RevolversAreJustBetter to surrender his trusty revolver]] even though he has never seen a new semi-automatic [[WalkingTechbane jam in his presence]] before. Then this happens:
12th Mar '17 10:02:49 AM MasterFuzzy
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** Doubles as a ShoutOut to [[Franchise/Tolkien's Legendarium Lord of the Rings,]] where Gandalf tries the same ploy and gets away with it-"you wouldn't part an old man from his walking stick, surely?" Harry being the PopCulturedBadass he is, it's probable that this was intentional.

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** Doubles as a ShoutOut to [[Franchise/Tolkien's Legendarium [[Franchise/TolkiensLegendarium Lord of the Rings,]] where Gandalf tries the same ploy and gets away with it-"you wouldn't part an old man from his walking stick, surely?" Harry being the PopCulturedBadass he is, it's probable that this was intentional.
12th Mar '17 10:02:01 AM MasterFuzzy
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** Doubles as a ShoutOut to [[Franchise/Tolkien's Legendarium Lord of the Rings,]] where Gandalf tries the same ploy and gets away with it-"you wouldn't part an old man from his walking stick, surely?" Harry being the PopCulturedBadass he is, it's probable that this was intentional.



*** Alternatively, that was just part of his BadassBoast

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*** Alternatively, that was just part of his BadassBoastBadassBoast.
4th Mar '17 3:05:57 PM tropey-the-troper
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* When Thomas beats up Madeline near the beginning he slams her by the ankle "smashing a 36-24-36 dent into the drywall".
** After Thomas has all but beaten Madeline senseless, and Justine has left her with some very nasty burns, Harry remarks that they may have gone too far. Comparing Madeline to Jessica Rabbit was just uncalled for.



* This exchange between Bob and Harry:
-->'''Harry''': I've got gender issues.\\
'''Bob''': Uh. Wow. I'd love to say something that would make that more embarrassing for you, boss, but I'm not sure how.\\
'''Harry''': Not my... ''ugh.'' With the skinwalker. Is it actually a male? [[PronounTrouble Do I call it a he?]]\\
'''Bob''': It's a semidivine immortal, Harry. It doesn't procreate. It has no need to recombine DNA. That means that gender simply doesn't apply. That's something only you meatsacks worry about.\\
'''Harry''': Then why is it that you stare at naked girls every chance you get, but not naked men?\\
'''Bob''': It's an aesthetic choice. As a gender, women exist on a plane far beyond men when it comes to the artistic appreciation of their external beauty.\\
'''Harry''': And they have boobs.\\
'''Bob''': And they have ''boobs''!
** This whole discussion becomes HilariousInHindsight after Skin Game shows us [[spoiler:the son of a Naagloshii. Apparently they are male, as Goodman Grey refers to his "father".]]



* Lara bitchslapping Harry and then winking at him during her tirade.

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* Lara bitchslapping slapping Harry and then winking at him during her tirade.



*** Later in the book:
---->"[[spoiler:Peabody]] may not have seen the man [[VoluntaryShapeshifting turn into]] [[BearsAreBadNews a grizzly]], but he was bright enough to know that Injun Joe was getting set to adjust another relative ass-to-ears ratio."
21st Jan '17 7:26:53 PM ReplacementSquark
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** After Thomas has all but beaten Madeline senseless, and Justine has left her with some very nasty burns, Harry remarks that they may have gone too far. Comparing Madeline to Jessica Rabbit was just uncalled for.
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