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21st May '17 9:28:06 PM Yalsaris63
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** Ironically, this is one of the few times in film that nuclear weapons being shot at is portrayed correctly. The engineering and science involved in just building a nuke means that it will only go off in the way it is designed to. Burning it, Shooting it, or detonating explosives next to it will not do the trick, and will in fact, render the nuke a dud.

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** Ironically, [[ShownTheirWork this is one of the few times in film that nuclear weapons being shot at is portrayed correctly.correctly]]. The engineering and science involved in just building a nuke means that it will only go off in the way it is designed to. Burning it, Shooting it, or detonating explosives next to it will not do the trick, and will in fact, render the nuke a dud.
25th Feb '17 5:03:46 PM Dravencour
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** By the way, that last scene merits a funny moment all its own. Aziz does a crazy stunt that involves leaping from skyscraper to skyscraper. Harry tries to follow, but that horse just isn't having it at all, and almost dumps him over the edge!

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** By the way, that last scene merits a funny moment all its own. Aziz does a crazy stunt that involves leaping from skyscraper to skyscraper. Harry tries to follow, but that horse just isn't having it at all, and almost dumps him over the edge!edge! You can just hear the horse thinking "are you CRAZY?!"
25th Feb '17 4:59:19 PM Dravencour
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** By the way, the two buildings the horse refused to jump? ''Skyscrapers''. And the horse was clearly thinking "SCREW THIS."

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** By the way, the two buildings the that last scene merits a funny moment all its own. Aziz does a crazy stunt that involves leaping from skyscraper to skyscraper. Harry tries to follow, but that horse refused to jump? ''Skyscrapers''. And just isn't having it at all, and almost dumps him over the horse was clearly thinking "SCREW THIS."edge!
25th Feb '17 4:55:15 PM Dravencour
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--->'''Harry:''' ''(gives directions to Gib to get backup to catch Aziz)'' All right, and make it happen quick, because my horse is getting tired.\\

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--->'''Harry:''' '''Harry:''' ''(gives directions to Gib to get backup to catch Aziz)'' All right, and make it happen quick, because my horse is getting tired.\\



--->'''Harry:''' ''(after the horse refuses to jump from one building to the next and Aziz escapes)'' Now what the hell were you thinking? I mean, I had the guy, and you let him get away. ''(horse looks away; Harry pulls it back)'' Look at me when I'm talking to you. What kind of a cop are you, anyway?

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--->'''Harry:''' '''Harry:''' ''(after the horse refuses to jump from one building to the next and Aziz escapes)'' Now what the hell were you thinking? I mean, I had the guy, and you let him get away. ''(horse looks away; Harry pulls it back)'' Look at me when I'm talking to you. What kind of a cop are you, anyway?
25th Feb '17 4:54:44 PM Dravencour
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** By the way, the two buildings the horse refused to jump? ''Skyscrapers''. And the horse was clearly thinking "SCREW THIS."
25th Feb '17 4:49:35 PM Dravencour
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--> '''Harry:''' Federal officer in pursuit of suspect! ''[[HeroStoleMyBike (shoves mounted police officer off her horse and mounts up)]]'' [[RunningGag Sorry.]]\\


-->'''Harry:''' ''(gives directions to Gib to get backup to catch Aziz)'' All right, and make it happen quick, because my horse is getting tired.\\

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--> ---> '''Harry:''' Federal officer in pursuit of suspect! ''[[HeroStoleMyBike (shoves mounted police officer off her horse and mounts up)]]'' [[RunningGag Sorry.]]\\


-->'''Harry:'''
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--->'''Harry:'''
''(gives directions to Gib to get backup to catch Aziz)'' All right, and make it happen quick, because my horse is getting tired.\\




-->'''Harry:''' ''(after the horse refuses to jump from one building to the next and Aziz escapes)'' Now what the hell were you thinking? I mean, I had the guy, and you let him get away. ''(horse looks away; Harry pulls it back)'' Look at me when I'm talking to you. What kind of a cop are you, anyway?

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\n-->'''Harry:''' --->'''Harry:''' ''(after the horse refuses to jump from one building to the next and Aziz escapes)'' Now what the hell were you thinking? I mean, I had the guy, and you let him get away. ''(horse looks away; Harry pulls it back)'' Look at me when I'm talking to you. What kind of a cop are you, anyway?
13th Dec '16 6:00:38 AM Gesperitia
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** What makes this funnier is that Gib has been shown to be a sort of bumbling sidekick next to the awesome that is Schwarzenegger, but then he shoots at Simon and deliberately misses with such indifference you can tell he's really competent with a gun.
8th Aug '16 2:56:11 PM MrDeath
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** Towards the end, Harry tries to be romantic, but Helen is too far in-character to enjoy the gesture and decks him with the phone. After kicking him a couple times, she retains the presence of mind to complete her assigned mission, going back to plant the bug on the phone.

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** Towards the end, Harry tries to be romantic, but Helen is too far in-character to enjoy the gesture has no idea it's him and decks him with the phone. After kicking him a couple times, she retains the presence of mind to complete her assigned mission, going back to plant the bug on the phone.
8th Aug '16 2:53:53 PM MrDeath
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** As Helen was readying to shoot, Harry was busy struggling with another mook; when Helen's dropped gun starts to spray fire everywhere, Harry ''and'' the mook stop their fight and run for cover. On top of that, several mooks come around the corner, see the falling gun, and [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat immediately try to run back (and get shot doing so)]].

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** As Helen was is readying to shoot, Harry was is busy struggling with another mook; when Helen's dropped gun starts to spray fire everywhere, Harry ''and'' the mook stop their fight and run for cover. On top of that, several mooks come around the corner, see the falling gun, and [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat immediately try to run back (and get shot doing so)]].
10th Jun '16 12:43:28 AM Sabrewing
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** Towards the end, Harry tries to be romantic, but Helen is too far in-character to enjoy the gesture and decks him with the phone. After kicking him a couple times, she retains the presence of mind to complete her assigned mission, going back to plant the bug on the phone.
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