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23rd Feb '18 10:12:03 PM lorgskyegon
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** Even funnier is this story comes at the end of Gibb trying to make Harry feel ''better'' about his wife cheating on him.
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15th Dec '17 3:46:44 AM nathan-sherman
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* "Oh yeah, she's got her head in the guy's lap all right. Yahoo."

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* "Oh Creator/JamesCameron: "Oh, yeah, she's got her head in the guy's lap all right. Yahoo."
4th Oct '17 10:56:40 AM CosmicFerret
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* When Gib tries to hide a transcript detailing Helen meeting up with Simon, Harry yells "GIMME DAH GAHDDAMN PAGE!" and smashes a window with his fist. It's hilarious in its own right, but it's even funnier if you know the filming context like the striptease accident above: Arnold was supposed to hit a window rigged with safety glass, but broke a real window instead. Tom Arnold played it with the speechless reaction that the scene called for, but one would imagine part of it was also seeing his co-star breaking a car window for real with an OffhandBackhand.

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* When Gib tries to hide a transcript detailing Helen meeting up with Simon, Harry yells "GIMME DAH GAHDDAMN PAGE!" and smashes a window with his fist. It's hilarious in its own right, but it's even funnier if you know the filming context like the striptease accident above: Arnold was supposed to hit a window rigged with safety glass, but broke a real window instead. Tom Arnold Creator/TomArnold played it with the speechless reaction that the scene called for, but one would imagine part of it was also seeing his co-star breaking a car window for real with an OffhandBackhand.
21st May '17 9:28:06 PM Yalsaris63
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** Ironically, this is one of the few times in film that nuclear weapons being shot at is portrayed correctly. The engineering and science involved in just building a nuke means that it will only go off in the way it is designed to. Burning it, Shooting it, or detonating explosives next to it will not do the trick, and will in fact, render the nuke a dud.

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** Ironically, [[ShownTheirWork this is one of the few times in film that nuclear weapons being shot at is portrayed correctly.correctly]]. The engineering and science involved in just building a nuke means that it will only go off in the way it is designed to. Burning it, Shooting it, or detonating explosives next to it will not do the trick, and will in fact, render the nuke a dud.
25th Feb '17 5:03:46 PM Dravencour
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** By the way, that last scene merits a funny moment all its own. Aziz does a crazy stunt that involves leaping from skyscraper to skyscraper. Harry tries to follow, but that horse just isn't having it at all, and almost dumps him over the edge!

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** By the way, that last scene merits a funny moment all its own. Aziz does a crazy stunt that involves leaping from skyscraper to skyscraper. Harry tries to follow, but that horse just isn't having it at all, and almost dumps him over the edge!edge! You can just hear the horse thinking "are you CRAZY?!"
25th Feb '17 4:59:19 PM Dravencour
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** By the way, the two buildings the horse refused to jump? ''Skyscrapers''. And the horse was clearly thinking "SCREW THIS."

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** By the way, the two buildings the that last scene merits a funny moment all its own. Aziz does a crazy stunt that involves leaping from skyscraper to skyscraper. Harry tries to follow, but that horse refused to jump? ''Skyscrapers''. And just isn't having it at all, and almost dumps him over the horse was clearly thinking "SCREW THIS."edge!
25th Feb '17 4:55:15 PM Dravencour
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--->'''Harry:''' ''(gives directions to Gib to get backup to catch Aziz)'' All right, and make it happen quick, because my horse is getting tired.\\

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--->'''Harry:''' '''Harry:''' ''(gives directions to Gib to get backup to catch Aziz)'' All right, and make it happen quick, because my horse is getting tired.\\



--->'''Harry:''' ''(after the horse refuses to jump from one building to the next and Aziz escapes)'' Now what the hell were you thinking? I mean, I had the guy, and you let him get away. ''(horse looks away; Harry pulls it back)'' Look at me when I'm talking to you. What kind of a cop are you, anyway?

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--->'''Harry:''' '''Harry:''' ''(after the horse refuses to jump from one building to the next and Aziz escapes)'' Now what the hell were you thinking? I mean, I had the guy, and you let him get away. ''(horse looks away; Harry pulls it back)'' Look at me when I'm talking to you. What kind of a cop are you, anyway?
25th Feb '17 4:54:44 PM Dravencour
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** By the way, the two buildings the horse refused to jump? ''Skyscrapers''. And the horse was clearly thinking "SCREW THIS."
25th Feb '17 4:49:35 PM Dravencour
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--> '''Harry:''' Federal officer in pursuit of suspect! ''[[HeroStoleMyBike (shoves mounted police officer off her horse and mounts up)]]'' [[RunningGag Sorry.]]\\


-->'''Harry:''' ''(gives directions to Gib to get backup to catch Aziz)'' All right, and make it happen quick, because my horse is getting tired.\\

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--> ---> '''Harry:''' Federal officer in pursuit of suspect! ''[[HeroStoleMyBike (shoves mounted police officer off her horse and mounts up)]]'' [[RunningGag Sorry.]]\\


-->'''Harry:'''
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--->'''Harry:'''
''(gives directions to Gib to get backup to catch Aziz)'' All right, and make it happen quick, because my horse is getting tired.\\




-->'''Harry:''' ''(after the horse refuses to jump from one building to the next and Aziz escapes)'' Now what the hell were you thinking? I mean, I had the guy, and you let him get away. ''(horse looks away; Harry pulls it back)'' Look at me when I'm talking to you. What kind of a cop are you, anyway?

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\n-->'''Harry:''' --->'''Harry:''' ''(after the horse refuses to jump from one building to the next and Aziz escapes)'' Now what the hell were you thinking? I mean, I had the guy, and you let him get away. ''(horse looks away; Harry pulls it back)'' Look at me when I'm talking to you. What kind of a cop are you, anyway?
13th Dec '16 6:00:38 AM Gesperitia
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** What makes this funnier is that Gib has been shown to be a sort of bumbling sidekick next to the awesome that is Schwarzenegger, but then he shoots at Simon and deliberately misses with such indifference you can tell he's really competent with a gun.
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