History Funny / TreasurePlanet

'''Doppler:''' That's why ''I'm'' going with you.\\

* On that note, Silver's entire opening scene, where he makes no less than ''three'' [[IncrediblyLamePun dad jokes]] in the span of about five minutes.

** That part was actually [[ThrowItIn improvised]] by David Hyde-Pierce.

* [[http://caps.pictures/200/2-treasure-planet/full/treasure-planet-disneyscreencaps.com-2705.jpg This frame of Silver.]]

* Mr. Snuff. He speaks "Flatula" otherwise known as fart noises as a form of communication. Delbert ends up having a conversation with him, as shown in the page image.

'''Doppler:''' ''(as he's packing his things)'' I'll use my savings to finance the expedition, I'll commission a ship, hire a captain and a crew!

'''Doppler''': All my ''life'' I've been waiting for an opportunity like this, and here it is, ''screaming'' "Go Delbert! Go Delbert!"

(''Doppler winces in reaction'')

'''Torrance:''' But we just finished--\\
'''Hedley:''' Tyin' 'em down!\\

-->'''Mr. Arrow:''' All sails secured, Captain!
-->'''Amelia:''' Good man! Now, release them immediately!
-->'''Mr. Arrow:''' ''([[NotSoStoic visibly confused]])'' ...''Aye'', Captain!

'''Doppler:''' Yes, I'm sure you will, but before you do, I have one more question. (''pulls out a gun and points it at the pirate'') Is this yours?\\

'''Delbert:''' (''shocked'') Well, uh... thank you. Thank you very much! Well, I have a lot of help to offer anatomically-- amanamonically-- as-astronomically... (''FacePalm'')

'''Doppler''': "All my ''life'' I've been waiting for an opportunity like this, and here it is, ''screaming'': Go Delbert! Go Delbert!"

'''Sarah:''' DELBERT!
* "All my ''life'' I've been waiting for an opportunity like this, and here it is, ''screaming'': Go Delbert! Go Delbert!"

'''Delbert:''' You know actually, I '''did'''.

--'''Sarah''': "Okay, OKAY! You're ''both'' grounded!

** To which Sarah responds, "Okay, OKAY! You're ''both'' grounded!"

* The priceless scene between Doppler and Amelia after Doppler strikes his target perfectly with his gun.

'''Doppler:''' You know actually, I '''did'''.

'''Delbert:''' (''shocked'') Well, uh... thank you. Thank you very much! Well, I have a lot to offer anatomically-- amanamotically-- as... astronomically... (''FacePalm'')

-->'''Scroop:''' Maybe your ears don't work sssssso well.\\

-->'''Doppler''': Pardon me, officers? Uh, if I might, er, interject here? I am the noted astrophysicist Doctor Delbert Doppler. Perhaps you heard of me? (''Uncomfortable {{Beat}}'') ''No?'' Uh, I have a clipping...\\
'''Constable-Bot''': Are you the boy's father?\\

'''Mrs. Hawkins''': He's just an old friend of the family.\\
'''Constable-Bots''': (''[[HiveMind In a unison]], booming voice'') '''''BACK OFF, SIR!'''''\\

-->'''Amelia''': Did you actually ''aim'' for that?
-->'''Doppler''': You know actually, I '''did'''.

-->'''Amelia''': Doctor... you have... ''wonderful'' eyes...
-->'''Doppler''': (''With no hesitation whatsoever'') She's lost her mind!
--> '''Jim:''' Well, you gotta help her!
--> '''Doppler:''' [[ShoutOut Dangit,]] [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Jim,]] [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder I'm an astronomer, not a doctor!]] I mean, I am a doctor, but [[NotThatKindOfDoctor not that kind of doctor]], I have a doctorate, it's not the same thing, you can't help people with a doctorate, you just sit there and you're ''useless!''

--> '''Doppler:''' EXCUSE ME...brutish pirate!
--> '''Pirate:''' (''BELCH!'')
--> '''Doppler:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, you.]] I have a question: Is it that your ''body'' is too ''massive'' for your teeny-tiny head --(''Amelia's eyes widen in an "OhCrap" expression'') -- or is it that your ''head'' is too teeny-tiny for your ''big fat '''body'''?!''
--> '''Pirate:''' ''(grabs Doppler'') I pummel you good!
--> '''Doppler:''' Yes, I'm sure you will, but before you do, I have one more question. (''pulls out a gun and points it at the pirate'') Is this yours?
--> '''Pirate:''' [[OhCrap Uh...]]

-->'''Captain Amelia:''' Go to the right! THE RIGHT!
-->'''Dr. Doppler:''' I KNOW, I KNOW! WILL YOU JUST '''''LET ME DRIVE?!'''''

-->'''Doppler''': Pardon me, officers? Uh, if I might, er, interject here? I am the noted astrophysicist Doctor Delbert Doppler. Perhaps you heard of me? (''Uncomfortable {{Beat}}'') ''No?'' Uh, I have a clipping...
-->'''Constable-Bot''': Are you the boy's father?
-->(''Both Doppler and Mrs. Hawkins react very squickily to the suggestion'')
-->'''Mrs. Hawkins''': He's just an old friend of the family.
-->'''Constable-Bots''': (''[[HiveMind In a unison]], booming voice'') '''''BACK OFF, SIR!'''''
-->(''Doppler winces in reaction'')

* "All my ''life'' I've been waiting for an opportunity like this, and here it is, ''screaming'': Go Delbert! Go Delbert!"
** That part was actually [[ThrowItIn improvised]] by David Hyde-Pierce.

-->'''Sarah:''' Delbert, will you please explain how ridiculous this is?
-->'''Doppler:''' It's totally preposterous! Traversing the entire galaxy alone.
-->'''Sarah:''' Now, at last we hear some sense.
-->'''Doppler:''' That's why ''I'm'' going with you.
--> '''Sarah:''' DELBERT!
** The next interaction between Sarah and Doppler is funny as well. He tells her that being on the ship will be good character building for Jim.
-->'''Sarah:''' Are you saying this because it's the right thing, or because ''you'' really want to go?
-->'''Doppler:''' (''Looks pleading and sheepish'') I really, really, really, ''REALLY'' want to go. (''Becomes serious'') ''And'' it's the right thing.

-->'''Scroop:''' Maybe your ears don't work sssssso well.
-->'''Jim:''' (''squicks'') Yeah. Too bad my ''nose'' works just fine.

* Captain Amelia's very articulated delivery of an insult toward Delbert:

-->'''Scroop''': Maybe your ears don't work so well.
-->'''Jim''': (''squicks'') Yeah. Too bad my nose works just fine.
* And the priceless scene between Doppler and Amelia after Doppler strikes his target perfectly with his gun.

** Just to make it funnier - as the three aliens fall to their death from the bottom of the ship, Amelia just raises an eyebrow and gives a casual look at them falling - the look screams "Oh, this is just a normal Tuesday!" and she looks as if she is ''bored.''

* Morph imitating Captain Amelia in a high-pitched voice, when she says [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "Spaceport floozies"]], adding in a sort of hip-wiggling movement.
* Jim chasing Morph. This one's sorta debatable, [[MoodWhiplash considering the two scenes this one is set in between.]] But if you watch it in freeze-frame (aka repeatedly pausing), just ''try'' not to laugh at Jim's flying pounce.
** And in the beginning of the same scene, Morph--who is now in the form of one of Jim's rough-terrain boots--winding himself up and ''literally'' kicking poor Jim's butt. Not even Jim himself could keep a straight face.
** And then the little Whack-a-Mole game Jim does when Morph pops out of the grate as a miniature head of Jim saying, "You little squid!"
* "Spider-psycho! Spider-psycho!"
** "A little uglier." "[[{{Gonk}} Heeheheahahaha!]]" "Pretty close."

* "I am ''not'' leaving my ''buddy'', Jimmy!" (''One ''seriously pissed off'' DeathGlare later'') "...unless he looks at me like ''that.'' ... BYE, JIM!"
* "All my ''life'' I've been waiting for an opportunity like this, and here it is, ''screaming'': Go Delbert! Go Delbert!"
** That part was actually [[ThrowItIn improvised]] by David Hyde-Pierce.
* A deleted line, when Jim's mother talks about how she had always dreamed of Jim opening the door with an animal he found, begging her to let him keep it. Then, the doctor opens the door to reveal Jim carrying a wounded Billy Bones.
-->'''Delbert:''' In the dream, was the pet dead?
** In the prologue, there's actually a brief scene of a younger Jim holding up a strange alien pet, trying to get his emotionally distant father's attention.
** [[FridgeBrilliance Jim brought a pet home at the end of the movie:]] ''Morph''.
* "Disable a few laser cannons, what is the big deal? All we gotta do is find out one little wire- *cue tangle of wires* [[OhCrap Oh, mama...]]"
** "BACK YA GO, YA NAUGHTY PLUG!!"
** And before they board the ship, Jim is trying to sneak through the pirates' camp and B.E.N. nearly gives them away, "SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?!"
* Jim hiding in the barrel of purps, nervously handing up Scroop one of them so that he doesn't notice him.

* When Jim theorizes about the whole planet being the mechanism and that the treasure is buried in the center of the planet, some of the pirates take him literally and begin trying to dig to the center of the planet.
* Jim's mother turning to Doppler, expecting him to dissuade Jim from his idea of locating Treasure Planet:
-->'''Sarah:''' Delbert, will you please explain how ridiculous this is?
-->'''Doppler:''' It's totally preposterous! Traversing the entire galaxy alone.
-->'''Sarah:''' Now, at last we hear some sense.
-->'''Doppler:''' That's why ''I'm'' going with you.
--> '''Sarah:''' DELBERT!
** The next interaction between Sarah and Doppler is funny as well. He tells her that being on the ship will be good character building for Jim.
-->'''Sarah:''' Are you saying this because it's the right thing, or because ''you'' really want to go?
-->'''Doppler:''' (''Looks pleading and sheepish'') I really, really, really, ''REALLY'' want to go. (''Becomes serious'') ''And'' it's the right thing.
* Dr. Doppler's trolling of the "brutish pirate" to get his gun:
--> '''Doppler:''' EXCUSE ME...brutish pirate!
--> '''Pirate:''' (''BELCH!'')
--> '''Doppler:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, you.]] I have a question: Is it that your ''body'' is too ''massive'' for your teeny-tiny head --(''Amelia's eyes widen in an "OhCrap" expression'') -- or is it that your ''head'' is too teeny-tiny for your ''big fat '''body'''?!''
--> '''Pirate:''' ''(grabs Doppler'') I pummel you good!
--> '''Doppler:''' Yes, I'm sure you will, but before you do, I have one more question. (''pulls out a gun and points it at the pirate'') Is this yours?
--> '''Pirate:''' [[OhCrap Uh...]]