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!!'''All Moments pages are Administrivia/SpoilersOff.'''
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* Sam [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like a little girl]] after [[spoiler:Alice]] is revealed to be a Decepticon after trying to kill him.
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* Sam [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like a little girl]] after [[spoiler:Alice]] Alice is revealed to be a Decepticon after trying to kill him.
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* Sam's mother getting absolutely ''trashed'' on pot brownies [[MarijuanaIsLSD (despite marijuana not working that way in real life) life)]] and proceeding to make a total ass of the whole family on his first day at college, forever staining his reputation.
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* Sam's mother getting absolutely ''trashed'' on pot brownies ([[CriticalResearchFailure despite (despite marijuana not working that way in real life]]) life) and proceeding to make a total ass of the whole family on his first day at college, forever staining his reputation.
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--> '''Simmons''': [[ARareSentence I am directly below… the enemy's scrotum!]]
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--> '''Simmons''': [[ARareSentence I am directly under below… the enemy enemy's scrotum!]]
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'''Frat Boy 1:''' ''(wearing said tight shirt)'' THERE ARE NO TIGHTER SHIRTS.\\
'''Frat Boy 2:''' WE CHECKED.
'''Frat Boy 2:''' WE CHECKED.
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'''Frat Boy 1:''' Boy:''' ''(wearing said tight shirt)'' THERE ARE NO ISN'T A TIGHTER SHIRTS.\\
'''Frat Boy 2:'''SHIRT. WE CHECKED.
'''Frat Boy 2:'''
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'''Jetfire:''' Shut up.\\
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'''Jetfire:''' Shut up.\\
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'''Michaela:''' ''(Stomps her foot on the box to shut him up) [[BlatantLies No]].\\
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'''Michaela:''' ''(Stomps her foot on the box to shut him up) up)'' [[BlatantLies No]].\\
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* Michaela going through airport security... with little Decepticon!Wheelie stuck in a box.
-->'''Airport Officer:''' And have any strangers given you anything suspicious to carry on today?\\
'''Wheelie:''' ''(Inside the box)'' Yeah, a live bomb!\\
'''Michaela:''' ''(Stomps her foot on the box to shut him up) [[BlatantLies No]].\\
'''Officer:''' [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy Good]].
-->'''Airport Officer:''' And have any strangers given you anything suspicious to carry on today?\\
'''Wheelie:''' ''(Inside the box)'' Yeah, a live bomb!\\
'''Michaela:''' ''(Stomps her foot on the box to shut him up) [[BlatantLies No]].\\
'''Officer:''' [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy Good]].
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* Leo's exasperation at Simmons' SurvivalMantra.
-->'''Simmons''': ''One man!'' Alone!
-->'''Leo''': Stop saying that.
-->'''Simmons''': Betrayed by the country he loves.
-->'''Leo''': Oh, my goodness. I'm in the car, ok? You're not alone!
-->'''Simmons''': ''One man!'' Alone!
-->'''Leo''': Stop saying that.
-->'''Simmons''': Betrayed by the country he loves.
-->'''Leo''': Oh, my goodness. I'm in the car, ok? You're not alone!
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* Devastator's [=CGI=] model was so complex that it caused a computer to catch fire and melt while rendering it. That's right. A computer melted down trying to render a pair of ''extremely detailed robot nuts''.
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* Devastator's [=CGI=] model was so complex that it caused a computer to catch fire and melt while rendering it. That's right. A computer melted down trying to render a pair of ''extremely detailed robot nuts''.nuts''.
** On that note, Simmons' immortal line pertaining to the matter:
--> '''Simmons''': [[ARareSentence I am directly under the enemy scrotum!]]
** On that note, Simmons' immortal line pertaining to the matter:
--> '''Simmons''': [[ARareSentence I am directly under the enemy scrotum!]]
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--->'''Jetfire:''' What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath! You little spinal-cord-based organisms...!\\
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--->'''Jetfire:''' [''yelling at the other non-Transformer vehicles displayed in the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_F._Udvar-Hazy_Center Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center]], where he himself had been disguised as an aircraft on display''] What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath! You little spinal-cord-based organisms...!\\
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* This gem, after Jetfire pulls a Skywarp and somehow space bridges them to Egypt:
--->'''Jetfire:''' I told you I was opening a space bridge! It's the fastest way (''Leo: What!?'') to travel to Egypt!
'''Leo:''' Why are we in Egypt!?
'''Jetfire:''' Shut up.
*** [[TakeThat Bonus points for succinctly summing up the movie's way of transitioning from plot point to plot point in a few lines of dialogue]].
--->'''Jetfire:''' I told you I was opening a space bridge! It's the fastest way (''Leo: What!?'') to travel to Egypt!
'''Leo:''' Why are we in Egypt!?
'''Jetfire:''' Shut up.
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--->'''Jetfire:''' I told you I was opening a space bridge! It's the fastest way (''Leo: What!?'') to travel to Egypt!
'''Leo:''' Why are we in Egypt!?
'''Jetfire:''' Shut up.
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** This gem, after Jetfire pulls a Skywarp and somehow space bridges them to Egypt:
--->'''Jetfire:''' I told you I was opening a space bridge! It's the fastest way (''Leo: What!?'') to travel to Egypt!\\
'''Leo:''' Why are we in Egypt!?\\
'''Jetfire:''' Shut up.\\
*** [[TakeThat Bonus points for succinctly summing up the movie's way of transitioning from plot point to plot point in a few lines of dialogue]].
--->'''Jetfire:''' I told you I was opening a space bridge! It's the fastest way (''Leo: What!?'') to travel to Egypt!\\
'''Leo:''' Why are we in Egypt!?\\
'''Jetfire:''' Shut up.\\
*** [[TakeThat Bonus points for succinctly summing up the movie's way of transitioning from plot point to plot point in a few lines of dialogue]].
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** This gem, after Jetfire pulls a Skywarp and somehow space bridges them to Egypt:
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** This gem, after Jetfire pulls a Skywarp and somehow space bridges them to Egypt:
--->'''Jetfire:''' I told you I was opening a space bridge! It's the fastest way (''Leo: What!?'') to travel to Egypt!
'''Leo:''' Why are we in Egypt!?
'''Jetfire:''' Shut up.
*** [[TakeThat Bonus points for succinctly summing up the movie's way of transitioning from plot point to plot point in a few lines of dialogue]].
--->'''Jetfire:''' I told you I was opening a space bridge! It's the fastest way (''Leo: What!?'') to travel to Egypt!
'''Leo:''' Why are we in Egypt!?
'''Jetfire:''' Shut up.
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'''Jetfire:''' [[IncomingHam BEHOLD THE ETERNAL GLORY OF JETFIRE!]]
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'''Jetfire:''' [[IncomingHam BEHOLD THE ETERNAL GLORY OF JETFIRE!]]JETFIRE!]] (''bisects Mixmaster, who is desperately scrambling away after switching out of his cannon mode'') Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day! (''throws Mixmaster's upper half onto a broken wall and steps on his neck, decapitating him'')
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--->'''Jetfire:''' I'm a mercenary doom-bringer! What planet is this?!\\
'''Lennox:''' Earth.\\
'''Jetfire:''' Earth? Terrible name for a planet. They should've called it ''dirt''. PLANET '''DIRT!'''
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* Any scene with Jetfire in it. ''Any'':
--> "Why my father, he was a wheel. The FIRST wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did it with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"\\
[[IncomingHam "BEHOLD THE ETERNAL GLORY OF JETFIRE!"]]
--> "Why my father, he was a wheel. The FIRST wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did it with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"\\
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* Any scene with Jetfire [[OldSoldier Jetfire]] in it. ''Any'':
--> "Why''Any''.
-->'''Jetfire:''' Why my father, he was a wheel. The FIRST wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did it with''honor''! '''honor!''' ''Dignity, dammit!''"\\
dammit!''\\
'''Jetfire:''' [[IncomingHam"BEHOLD BEHOLD THE ETERNAL GLORY OF JETFIRE!"]]JETFIRE!]]
--> "Why
-->'''Jetfire:''' Why my father, he was a wheel. The FIRST wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did it with
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''Said [[EpicFail missile misfires, launching BACKWARDS out of Jetfire's wrist, exploding offscreen.]]''\\
'''Jetfire:''' [[GrumpyOldMan Oh Bollocks! Damn these worthless parts!]] *bashes the doors open with his cane*
'''Jetfire:''' [[GrumpyOldMan Oh Bollocks! Damn these worthless parts!]] *bashes the doors open with his cane*
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'''Jetfire:''' [[GrumpyOldMan
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-->'''Jetfire:''' I command these doors to open. ''(attempts to fire a missile at the door)'' Fire! I said FIRE!\\
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'''Jetfire:[[GrumpyOldMan ''' Oh Bollocks! Damn these worthless parts!]] *bashes the doors open with his cane*
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** Made funnier when you realize the Military advisor for the film was counting the number of ways Lennox could get court-martialed for that scene according to the Uniform Code of Military Justice... and smirking the whole time.
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--> "Why my father, he was a wheel! The FIRST wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did it with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"\\
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--> "Why my father, he was a wheel! wheel. The FIRST wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did it with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"\\
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'''Jetfire:''' Oh Bollocks! Damn these worthless parts! *bashes the doors open with his cane*
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--> "My father was a wheel! The FIRST wheel! And you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did it with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"\\
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--> "My father "Why my father, he was a wheel! The FIRST wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did it with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"\\
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'''Jetfire:''' Bollocks! Damn these worthless parts! *bashes the doors open with his cane*
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'''Jetfire:''' Oh Bollocks! Damn these worthless parts! *bashes the doors open with his cane*
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* "STARSCREAM, I'M HOME!" [[http://novanator.deviantart.com/journal/25525532/ Someone else]] said it best: Domestic Abuse is funny when it involves giant robots.
* "It's an ass-whuppin', it's supposed to hurt!"[[labelnote:note]]Keep in mind that anytime Mudflap and Skids say anything ghetto, this is the [[Creator/TomKenny voice of]] '''''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''''' [[ActingForTwo saying these lines.]] And that's not even getting to Wheelie.[[/labelnote]]
* "It's an ass-whuppin', it's supposed to hurt!"[[labelnote:note]]Keep in mind that anytime Mudflap and Skids say anything ghetto, this is the [[Creator/TomKenny voice of]] '''''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''''' [[ActingForTwo saying these lines.]] And that's not even getting to Wheelie.[[/labelnote]]
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* "STARSCREAM, I'M HOME!" [[http://novanator.deviantart.com/journal/25525532/ Someone else]] said it best: Domestic Abuse DomesticAbuse is funny when it involves giant robots.
* "It'san ass-whuppin', it's supposed to hurt!"[[labelnote:note]]Keep hurt! It's an ass-kickin'!"[[labelnote:note]]Keep in mind that anytime Mudflap and Skids say anything ghetto, this is the [[Creator/TomKenny voice of]] '''''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''''' [[ActingForTwo saying these lines.]] And that's not even getting to Wheelie.[[/labelnote]]
* "It's
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* Sam's mother getting absolutely ''trashed'' on pot brownies and proceeding to make a total ass of the whole family on his first day at college, forever staining his reputation.
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* Sam's mother getting absolutely ''trashed'' on pot brownies ([[CriticalResearchFailure despite marijuana not working that way in real life]]) and proceeding to make a total ass of the whole family on his first day at college, forever staining his reputation.
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--> "You know who my father was? A wheel! The FIRST wheel! And you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"\\
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--> "You know who my "My father was? A was a wheel! The FIRST wheel! And you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so it with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"\\
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--> What am listening to you for? You live with your mother!
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--> What am I listening to you for? You live with your mother!
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* Sam's roommate tazing himself in the nuts.
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* Sam's roommate Leo tazing himself in the nuts.nuts.
* During the ocean excavation scene, the Doctor (Scalpel) claims that he needs a few parts to make up for the ones Megatron lost having been fried by Sam in the previous movie and asks the Decepticons to "kill ze little one!" Scrapmetal instantly gets dismembered and you can hear his cries of agony.
* During the ocean excavation scene, the Doctor (Scalpel) claims that he needs a few parts to make up for the ones Megatron lost having been fried by Sam in the previous movie and asks the Decepticons to "kill ze little one!" Scrapmetal instantly gets dismembered and you can hear his cries of agony.
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* "It's an ass-whuppin', it's supposed to hurt!"[[labelnote:note]]Keep in mind that anytime Mudflap and Skids say anything ghetto, this is the [[Creator/TomKenny voice of]] '''''WesternAnimation/{{Spongebob}}''''' [[ActingForTwo saying these lines.]] And that's not even getting to Wheelie.[[/labelnote]]
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* "It's an ass-whuppin', it's supposed to hurt!"[[labelnote:note]]Keep in mind that anytime Mudflap and Skids say anything ghetto, this is the [[Creator/TomKenny voice of]] '''''WesternAnimation/{{Spongebob}}''''' '''''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''''' [[ActingForTwo saying these lines.]] And that's not even getting to Wheelie.[[/labelnote]]
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--> "You know who my father was? A wheel! The FIRST wheel! And you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"
[[IncomingHam "BEHOLD THE ETERNAL GLORY OF JETFIRE!"]]\\
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--> "You know who my father was? A wheel! The FIRST wheel! And you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"
dammit!''"\\
[[IncomingHam "BEHOLD THE ETERNAL GLORY OFJETFIRE!"]]\\JETFIRE!"]]
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* "You know who my father was? A wheel! The FIRST wheel! And you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"
** [[IncomingHam "BEHOLD THE ETERNAL GLORY OF JETFIRE!"]]
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* Any scene with Jetfire in it. ''Any'':
--> "You know who my father was? A wheel! The FIRST wheel! And you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"
** [[IncomingHam "BEHOLD THE ETERNAL GLORY OF JETFIRE!"]]JETFIRE!"]]\\
** His introduction takes the biggest biscuit...
-->'''Jetfire:''' What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath! You little spinal-cord-based organisms...!\\
''(bangs his head on a satellite, which drops, closely missing Sam)''\\
'''Jetfire:''' Oh, bugger it!
-->'''Jetfire:''' I command these doors to open. ''(attempts to fire a missile at the door)'' Fire! I said FIRE!\\
''Said [[EpicFail missile misfires, launching BACKWARDS out of Jetfire's wrist, exploding offscreen.]]''\\
'''Jetfire:''' Bollocks! Damn these worthless parts! *bashes the doors open with his cane*
--> "You know who my father was? A wheel! The FIRST wheel! And you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"
** His introduction takes the biggest biscuit...
-->'''Jetfire:''' What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath! You little spinal-cord-based organisms...!\\
''(bangs his head on a satellite, which drops, closely missing Sam)''\\
'''Jetfire:''' Oh, bugger it!
-->'''Jetfire:''' I command these doors to open. ''(attempts to fire a missile at the door)'' Fire! I said FIRE!\\
''Said [[EpicFail missile misfires, launching BACKWARDS out of Jetfire's wrist, exploding offscreen.]]''\\
'''Jetfire:''' Bollocks! Damn these worthless parts! *bashes the doors open with his cane*
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-->'''Jetfire:''' What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath! You little spinal-cord-based organisms...!\\
''(bangs his head on a satellite, which drops, closely missing Sam)''\\
'''Jetfire:''' Oh, bugger it!
-->'''Jetfire:''' I command these doors to open. ''(attempts to fire a missile at the door)'' Fire! I said FIRE!\\
''Said [[EpicFail missile misfires, launching BACKWARDS out of Jetfire's wrist, exploding offscreen.]]''\\
'''Jetfire:''' Bollocks! Damn these worthless parts! *bashes the doors open with his cane*
-->'''Jetfire:''' What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath! You little spinal-cord-based organisms...!\\
''(bangs his head on a satellite, which drops, closely missing Sam)''\\
'''Jetfire:''' Oh, bugger it!
-->'''Jetfire:''' I command these doors to open. ''(attempts to fire a missile at the door)'' Fire! I said FIRE!\\
''Said [[EpicFail missile misfires, launching BACKWARDS out of Jetfire's wrist, exploding offscreen.]]''\\
'''Jetfire:''' Bollocks! Damn these worthless parts! *bashes the doors open with his cane*
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* The Witwicky family dog getting freaky with a female dog.
* Sam [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like a little girl]] after [[spoiler:Alice]] is revealed to be a Decepticon after trying to kill him.
* An exchange early on between Sam and two frat boys, after Bumblebee illegally parks on the college campus.
-->'''Sam:''' No, seriously dude, this car belongs to my friend over there. We were looking to see if we could get you a tighter shirt.\\
'''Frat Boy 1:''' ''(wearing said tight shirt)'' THERE ARE NO TIGHTER SHIRTS.\\
'''Frat Boy 2:''' WE CHECKED.
* Sam's mother getting absolutely ''trashed'' on pot brownies and proceeding to make a total ass of the whole family on his first day at college, forever staining his reputation.
* Sam's roommate tazing himself in the nuts.
* "You know who my father was? A wheel! The FIRST wheel! And you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"
** [[IncomingHam "BEHOLD THE ETERNAL GLORY OF JETFIRE!"]]
* "STARSCREAM, I'M HOME!" [[http://novanator.deviantart.com/journal/25525532/ Someone else]] said it best: Domestic Abuse is funny when it involves giant robots.
* "It's an ass-whuppin', it's supposed to hurt!"[[labelnote:note]]Keep in mind that anytime Mudflap and Skids say anything ghetto, this is the [[Creator/TomKenny voice of]] '''''WesternAnimation/{{Spongebob}}''''' [[ActingForTwo saying these lines.]] And that's not even getting to Wheelie.[[/labelnote]]
** "THIS IS COMBAT, MAN! WHAZZWRONG WIT'CHU?" *smacks Mudflap*
* "'Cuz yo' a pussy."
* Wheelie shamelessly ''humping'' Michaela's leg.
* Jetfire's introduction...
-->'''Jetfire:''' What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath! You little spinal-cord-based organisms...!\\
''(bangs his head on a satellite, which drops, closely missing Sam)''\\
'''Jetfire:''' Oh, bugger it!
-->'''Jetfire:''' I command these doors to open. ''(attempts to fire a missile at the door)'' Fire! I said FIRE!\\
''Said [[EpicFail missile misfires, launching BACKWARDS out of Jetfire's wrist, exploding offscreen.]]''\\
'''Jetfire:''' Bollocks! Damn these worthless parts! *bashes the doors open with his cane*
* Sam trying to persuade Megatron not to kill him... ''with the exact same speech he tried to use to persuade his girlfriend not be be mad at him earlier in the movie''.
* Simmons telling Leo how not every adventure ends in success.
-->Sometimes you get to the end of the rainbow and the leprechaun went and booby-trapped it!
** Leo's retort:
--> What am listening to you for? You live with your mother!
* The entire scene where Lennox and his team ditch major {{Jerkass}} Galloway in the middle of some random Egyptian desert by faking some sort of a malfunction and convincing him that he needs to parachute out of the aircraft.
** Lennox taking advantage of the frightened and confused man by tricking him into pulling the cord by screaming instructions into his face ("Red's backup, blue's primary! I want you to pull the blue! ''I need you to pull it hard!''"), then admonishes the man with "Not now! We're on the plane, dumbass!" moments before Galloway flies off the plane.
* Earlier in the film, when Lennox informs General Morshower that JerkAss Galloway has been appointed liaison for the Autobots, he finishes with an eye roll.
* During the debriefing with General Morshower, when Galloway starts berating Optimus that they didn't agree to share the Autobot weapon technology, this exchange takes place:
-->'''Epps:''' We've shed blood, sweat and precious metal together.
-->'''Galloway:''' Soldier, you're paid to ''shoot'', not ''talk''.
-->'''Epps (in an undertone):''' Don't tempt me.
-->'''Optimus:''' ''Easy.''
* The entire scene of the arrival to Egypt. "This'd be a perfect moment... except you landed on my testicles."
* The entire sequence in Simmons' mother's butcher shop.
-->'''Mikaela''': (''sarcastically'') You live with your mama?
-->'''Simmons''': No, my mama lives with me. There's a difference.
* Devastator's [=CGI=] model was so complex that it caused a computer to catch fire and melt while rendering it. That's right. A computer melted down trying to render a pair of ''extremely detailed robot nuts''.
* Sam [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like a little girl]] after [[spoiler:Alice]] is revealed to be a Decepticon after trying to kill him.
* An exchange early on between Sam and two frat boys, after Bumblebee illegally parks on the college campus.
-->'''Sam:''' No, seriously dude, this car belongs to my friend over there. We were looking to see if we could get you a tighter shirt.\\
'''Frat Boy 1:''' ''(wearing said tight shirt)'' THERE ARE NO TIGHTER SHIRTS.\\
'''Frat Boy 2:''' WE CHECKED.
* Sam's mother getting absolutely ''trashed'' on pot brownies and proceeding to make a total ass of the whole family on his first day at college, forever staining his reputation.
* Sam's roommate tazing himself in the nuts.
* "You know who my father was? A wheel! The FIRST wheel! And you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"
** [[IncomingHam "BEHOLD THE ETERNAL GLORY OF JETFIRE!"]]
* "STARSCREAM, I'M HOME!" [[http://novanator.deviantart.com/journal/25525532/ Someone else]] said it best: Domestic Abuse is funny when it involves giant robots.
* "It's an ass-whuppin', it's supposed to hurt!"[[labelnote:note]]Keep in mind that anytime Mudflap and Skids say anything ghetto, this is the [[Creator/TomKenny voice of]] '''''WesternAnimation/{{Spongebob}}''''' [[ActingForTwo saying these lines.]] And that's not even getting to Wheelie.[[/labelnote]]
** "THIS IS COMBAT, MAN! WHAZZWRONG WIT'CHU?" *smacks Mudflap*
* "'Cuz yo' a pussy."
* Wheelie shamelessly ''humping'' Michaela's leg.
* Jetfire's introduction...
-->'''Jetfire:''' What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath! You little spinal-cord-based organisms...!\\
''(bangs his head on a satellite, which drops, closely missing Sam)''\\
'''Jetfire:''' Oh, bugger it!
-->'''Jetfire:''' I command these doors to open. ''(attempts to fire a missile at the door)'' Fire! I said FIRE!\\
''Said [[EpicFail missile misfires, launching BACKWARDS out of Jetfire's wrist, exploding offscreen.]]''\\
'''Jetfire:''' Bollocks! Damn these worthless parts! *bashes the doors open with his cane*
* Sam trying to persuade Megatron not to kill him... ''with the exact same speech he tried to use to persuade his girlfriend not be be mad at him earlier in the movie''.
* Simmons telling Leo how not every adventure ends in success.
-->Sometimes you get to the end of the rainbow and the leprechaun went and booby-trapped it!
** Leo's retort:
--> What am listening to you for? You live with your mother!
* The entire scene where Lennox and his team ditch major {{Jerkass}} Galloway in the middle of some random Egyptian desert by faking some sort of a malfunction and convincing him that he needs to parachute out of the aircraft.
** Lennox taking advantage of the frightened and confused man by tricking him into pulling the cord by screaming instructions into his face ("Red's backup, blue's primary! I want you to pull the blue! ''I need you to pull it hard!''"), then admonishes the man with "Not now! We're on the plane, dumbass!" moments before Galloway flies off the plane.
* Earlier in the film, when Lennox informs General Morshower that JerkAss Galloway has been appointed liaison for the Autobots, he finishes with an eye roll.
* During the debriefing with General Morshower, when Galloway starts berating Optimus that they didn't agree to share the Autobot weapon technology, this exchange takes place:
-->'''Epps:''' We've shed blood, sweat and precious metal together.
-->'''Galloway:''' Soldier, you're paid to ''shoot'', not ''talk''.
-->'''Epps (in an undertone):''' Don't tempt me.
-->'''Optimus:''' ''Easy.''
* The entire scene of the arrival to Egypt. "This'd be a perfect moment... except you landed on my testicles."
* The entire sequence in Simmons' mother's butcher shop.
-->'''Mikaela''': (''sarcastically'') You live with your mama?
-->'''Simmons''': No, my mama lives with me. There's a difference.
* Devastator's [=CGI=] model was so complex that it caused a computer to catch fire and melt while rendering it. That's right. A computer melted down trying to render a pair of ''extremely detailed robot nuts''.
