History Funny / ToyStory3

-->'''Jessie:''' Don't worry! I'll be fine! ''[whispers]'' Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish mode.\\

-->'''Buzz:''' That Barbie's got some nice handwriting.\\

** Woody dances along to it, with Mr. Potato Head giving him an unamused look.

** "Quiet, musical hog!" (after Hamm plays the harmonica in "prison")

* In order to help the other toys escape, Barbie tricks Ken into breaking her out of "jail," then modeling his clothes. She eventually ties him up to get information from Ken. She does this by....[[InterrogationByVandalism ripping his clothes.]]

* Even after fifteen years, the aliens are ''still'' repeating "You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful!" to Mr. Potato Head.

** Not to mention [[https://youtu.be/Pg99DsuYvyM the flamenco that comes just before it]]. Just try not to crack up when El Buzzo pulls that crazy-crab-walk-windmill move. [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption You will fail.]]

-->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' You will not ''believe'' what I've been through tonight.

'''Dolly:''' Woody, huh? You're gonna stick with that? [...] Of course, you're getting this from [[ADogNamedDog a doll named Dolly]].

* Chuckles. You'd expect with a name like that that he'd be smiling, but then the camera cuts to reveal his face to us and he's frowning. Made even funnier by him having an unexpectedly gruff tone of voice and intense delivery that seems very out of place for a toy clown.

** Mr. Potato Head looking over his money bags, doing an EvilLaugh, and saying, "Money, money, money!"
** "Oh yeah? Well, I brought my attack dog! With a built-in force field!" "Well, I brought my DINOSAUR! Who EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS!"

** When he angrily shouts, "¡El Vaquero!" (The Cowboy!)
** ''[[Series/SesameStreet "¡Abierto!"]]''
** Even better in the European Spanish version, where he speaks with a marked Andalusian accent; and the Latin American Spanish version, where he speaks with an actual European Spanish accent.
** Jessie's reaction to Spanish Buzz Lightyear.
--->'''Jessie:''' Did you fix Buzz?\\
'''Hamm:''' Eh... sort of.
** And for that matter, Woody's reaction to Spanish Buzz Lightyear [[HoYay kissing him twice on the cheeks]].

* Mr. Pricklepants explaining that Lotso is evil. He hammily says, "Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking smells of STRAWBERRIES]]."

* '''[[BrainlessBeauty Barbie]]:''' [[HiddenDepths Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!]]

** When Woody shouts, "The orphans!!!" and then it cuts to a bunch of troll dolls, apparently standing in for orphans.
** Hamm saying, "That's [[InsistentTerminology MISTER]] evil Dr. Porkchop to you!"

** Mr. Potato Head says, "Oh yeah? Well, I brought my attack dog! With a built-in force field!" and brings out Slink, who bites his tail and creates a force field. Woody responds, "Well, I brought my DINOSAUR! Who EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS!", and Jessie summons a giant Rex. By yodeling.

** Mr. Potato Head says, "Oh yeah? Well, I brought my attack dog! With a built-in force field!" and brings out Slink, who bites his tail and creates a force field. Woody responds, "Well, I brought my DINOSAUR! Who EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS!", and Jessie summons a giant Rex.

'''Trixie:''' Who's YDNA?\\

* Woody introducing himself to Dolly. It's the delivery of the line that nails it:
-->'''Woody:''' The name's Woody.\\
'''Dolly:''' Woody, huh? You're gonna stick with that? [...] Of course, you're getting this from [[ADogNamedDog a doll named Dolly]].

'''Trixie:''' Who's Yidna?\\
'''Mr. Pricklepants:''' I think it's pronounced Yid-''nay''.

** This shot, after Bonnie's had a little too much [[http://i45.tinypic.com/110w40n.jpg pretend coffee.]]

** Woody says, "Oh yeah? Well, I brought my attack dog! With a built-in force field!" and brings out Slink, who bites his tail and creates a force field. Woody responds, "Well, I brought my DINOSAUR! Who EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS!", and Jessie summons a giant Rex.