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*** Level 3: '''[[SuddenlyShouting MORE ROCKETS]]!!!'''

-->'''Hag Witch:''' Granny, nanny, goodie...What names are these for powerful sorceresses?

-->"Hag Witch:" Granny, nanny, goodie...What names are these for powerful sorceresses?

'''Thorgrim:''' [[BerserkButton "Short?!"]]

--> '''Azazel:''' Your hat is very high... Are you [[CompensatingForSomething compensate for something]]?

*** The fact that Teclis in the lore is a skilled orator and Ambadassador who has been instrumental in smoothing over still-tense relationships between the high elves and dwarfs...and he managed to nearly singlehandedly derail TheAlliance with such an absurdly basic diplomatic blunder.

** The only character who doesn't directly threaten the Advisor, in fact, is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADSiIXcXneI Kugath]], a Daemon of Nurgle. While it's implied the Advisor would have been used as an experimental subject if he had not made such an intriguing offer, Kugath is still the only one who [[AffablyEvil patiently hears the Advisor out and never explicitly threatens to harm him]].

--> '''Azazel:''' Your [[NiceHat hat]] is very high... Are you [[CompensatingForSomething compensate for something]]?

--> '''Azazel:''' NiceHat. Are you trying to [[CompensatingForSomething compensate for something]]?

-->'''Thorgrim:''' "This is just another elgi scheme! I see many leaders here, but do you even speak for your people?"\\
'''Teclis:''' "High King, this is not the time for short sightedness—"\\
'''Thorgrim:''' [[BerserkButton "Short?!"]]

* The official launch for Immortal Empires is mostly an awesome showcase of the world-spanning conflict the campaign promises. However, after Karl Franz and Teclis deliver a RousingSpeech to try and unite the races fighting for order Throgrim brings up his doubts. And with one word, Teclis throws the meeting into chaos.

* The official launch for Immortal Empires is mostly an awesome showcase of the world-spanning conflict the campaign promises. However, after Karl Franz and Teclis deliver a RousingSpeech to try and unite the races fighting for orderThrogrim brings up his doubts. And with one word, Teclis throws the meeting into chaos.

* One of Azazel's idle lines is asking you to [[Music/SpiceGirls "Tell me what you want... What you REALLY want."]]

* One of Azazel's idle lines is asking you to [[Music/SpiceGirls "Tell me what you want... What you REALLY want.]]

* Valkia the Bloody has a Lord skill, 'Blood Raven.' While referring to an especially brutal execution method, it gives boosts to looting and stealing. Why? It's referring to [[KleptomaniacHero a different type of]] [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Blood Raven]].

* One Kislev event is a cavalcade of BlackComedy involving a backwater village building a chapel to Ursun... [[DidNotThinkThisThrough using their own homes as building materials]]. When a bunch of them predictably freeze to death, the local Patriarch [[NoSympathy chastises the survivors for not being pious enough]].

* When at war with a Warriors of Chaos or a Nurgle Monogod (i.e. Ku'gath) faction, and you click on a Sorcerer Lord of Nurgle, he may sometimes utter ''[[HypocriticalHumor "You are a degenerate."]]''

* When at war with a Warriors of Chaos or a Nurgle Monogod (i.e. Ku'gath) faction, and you click on a Sorcerer Lord of Nurgle, they may sometimes utter ''[[HypocriticalHumor "You are a degenerate."]]''

* Also, you may occasionally encounter an Ogre lord or hero named “Moobs”. And another named [[Memes/LooneyTunes Chungus]].

* When at war with a Warriors of Chaos or a Nurgle Monogod (i.e. Ku'gath) faction, and you click on a Sorcerer Lord of Nurgle, they may sometimes utter [[HypocriticalHumor ''"You are a degenerate."'']]

'''Chromatic Servitude:''' Because even a nauseating, indescribable affront to existence itself deserves to smell like fresh-cut roses.

* Also, you may occasionally encounter an Ogre lord or hero named “Moobs.”

* Playing as Cathay, there is [[https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/s8jmb4/one_of_these_options_is_not_like_the_other/ a random event]] where the Dragon emperor ''and'' Moon Empress are all but explicitly said to come watch over your work disguised as [[CatsAreMagic cats]]. One of the options is to take the two rulers of Cathay and [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu throw them down a well]]. Made even funnier considering you're playing as [[BigScrewedUpFamily one of their children]].

* Greasus Goldtooth's introductory video in the campaign menu features him ''drifting his chariot!'' WebVideo/MandaloreGaming compared it to something out of ''Manga/InitialD'' during his review.

** This isn't just for the intro, its one of his actual attack animations!

* Entering the final battle itself as the Ogre Kingdoms evokes what could be described as Fridge Humor. No matter who you're playing, you're only able to make it into the Forge of Souls to face Be'lakor because of a loophole revealed in the Tome of Fates. In other words, Be'lakor has every reason to believe that his ascension being interrupted isn't just unlikely, but nigh impossible. So he's minding his own business, about to become a god, when suddenly some ogres appear in his sanctum looking for a meal. Even if he massacres the ogres and succeeds in his plan, the fact that they appeared at all would still be a complete NonSequitur to him. At least with Chaos or Kislev he'd at least understand why they're there, and the dragons of Cathay have a long history fighting Chaos.
** Especially hilarious when you imagine him learning the [[GodEating utterly stupid reason]] they showed up.