History Funny / TomAndJerry

* ''Old Rockin' Chair Tom'': "Thomas, if you're a mouse catcher, then I'm Creator/LanaTurner... which I ain't!"

* The beginning of "Neapolitan Mouse" has Tom accidentally slamming a door onto Jerry...and Jerry somehow ''[[HoistByHisOwnPetard slamming the door right back onto Tom]].''

** ''The Bodyguard'' has Tom, thinking Spike has been distracted, holding Jerry while [[EvilLaugh laughing evilly]] and proclaiming [[LargeHam "IN ME POWER!"]]. Even his whiskers curl up into an [[DastardlyWhiplash evil mustache]]. A few moments later Tom is distracted, and Spike comes back.

** Jerry hides under a sleeping Tyke's cradle, baiting Tom into sticking his hand under it... straight into a mousetrap. Tom holds his breath for just long enough to put earmuffs over Spike and Tyke's ears before letting off one of his signature "leather-lunged" screams of agony. Jerry then hides in a garden hose, and Tom starts blowing in one end to force Jerry out of the other end... but when he ''is'' finally forced out, an oblivious Tom keeps blowing while Jerry positions the other end of the hose next to Spike and Tyke, removes their earmuffs, and puts a ''bugle'' over the end of the hose. When Spike and Tyke are jarred awake by the noise, an irate Spike jams the bugle over Tom's head.
** Next, Jerry baits Tom into waiting by the door of his mouse hole, then sneaks around behind him and ties bicycle horns to his feet before marching proudly out of his door and giving his feline nemesis a TakeThatKiss. Tom immediately gives chase... until he hears the constant honking of the horns. Rather than untie them, he simply chases Jerry on his forepaws, which works until Jerry trips him and he lands feet first behind Spike, who is jolted awake again. Tom hides behind Spike as he looks around for the source of the noise, which only works until Spike looks between his legs and sees Tom's tail. He then chases after Tom... who ''still'' has the bicycle horns on his feet.

** But the shock cures both Spike and Tyke's hiccups despite a terrified Tom digging his own grave and burying himself to avoid Spike's wrath. Spike pulls Tom out of the grave, thanks him, and says, "Anything you do is okay by me!" A horrified Jerry overhears this and promptly pulls a ScrewThisImOuttaHere, leaving a baffled Tom a note saying he is heading south "for health".
* Another one involving Spike: In "Puttin' on the Dog", Tom wears a dog mask in order to sneak into a pound and capture Jerry. The mask falls off and Jerry carries it off, while Tom cartoonishly hides his head within his body. Spike stares for a while at (what looks like) a severed dog head and a headless body both walking around... then he turns to the camera and ScreamsLikeALittleGirl. Then at the end of the short, Spike corners Tom while Jerry's hiding under the mask. Jerry stands up, lifting the mask off Tom's face. Spike looks at the mask, then Tom's face, then the mask, then Tom's face, until finally, Jerry holds a sign out saying, "Yes, stupid. It's a cat." Then Spike lets out a bull-like bellow before attacking.

* The beginning of "Neapolitan Mouse" has Tom accidentally slamming a door onto Jerry...and Jerry somehow ''[[HoistByHisOwnPetard slamming the door right back onto Tom]].'' Later on, there's the bully wolfhound and his cohorts being chased across Naples by ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext precision-guided cheese]]''.
* The sequence in "Texas Tom" where Tom lip-synchs to "If You're Ever Down in Texas, Look Me Up", but gets thrown for a loop when Jerry messes with the sound speed. He eventually gets the speed back to the right position after hitting Jerry with his guitar.

** At the climax, Tom is hiding in a lake from [[ScaryStingingSwarm a swarm of bees]] (it's a long story), [[ReedSnorkel using a reed to breathe underwater]]. Jerry directs the bees towards the reed and puts a funnel on it, complete with a [[TalkingWithSigns giant "GUESS WHO?" sign]]. The bees fly down it, right into Tom's mouth. There is silence for a moment, then most of the lake's water is flung into the air as Tom lets out a deafening and hilarious roar of pain ([[VolumetricMouth his mouth magnified to absurd levels]]) with the bees buzzing around inside it.

--->'''Henry:''' ''(in what would be a baritone if it weren't also a duck voice)'' He ''did?!''

** He's even had all kinds of screams over the years. Ranging from a good old fashioned '''YEOW!!''' to the world famous and universally loved '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!'''''