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* After an emotional speech on finally joining Website/ChannelAwesome, he shows that his review is Music/{{Kesha}}'s "Blah Blah Blah" ([[CaptionHumor Oh]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck dear Jesus.]]) and once he starts listening, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere his reaction is to]] [[RageQuit quit reviewing...]] [[TenMinuteRetirement for 10 seconds.]]
* "Did someone actually sit down and compose this, or did they just throw things at a synthesizer from across the room?!" [[DescriptionCut Cue Todd doing this]] by throwing various things at his piano including a large stuffed [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Tails]] doll
* "Did someone actually sit down and compose this, or did they just throw things at a synthesizer from across the room?!" [[DescriptionCut Cue Todd doing this]] by throwing various things at his piano including a large stuffed [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Tails]] doll
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* After an emotional speech on finally joining Website/ChannelAwesome, he shows that his review is Music/{{Kesha}}'s "Blah Blah Blah" ([[CaptionHumor Oh]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck dear Jesus.]]) Blah", and once he starts listening, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere his reaction is to]] [[RageQuit to quit reviewing...]] reviewing]]...[[TenMinuteRetirement for 10 seconds.]]
* "Did someone actually sit down and compose this, or did they just throw things at a synthesizer from across the room?!" [[DescriptionCut Cue Todd doing this]] by throwing various things at hispiano piano, including a large stuffed [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Tails]] dolldoll.
* "Did someone actually sit down and compose this, or did they just throw things at a synthesizer from across the room?!" [[DescriptionCut Cue Todd doing this]] by throwing various things at his
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* This:Todd's reaction to 3OH!3's introduction later in the song:
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-->'''Todd:''' What? PROFANITY? THIS SHALL NOT STAND! I demand we go back to the edited version, so that I might protect my ears from this controversial lyrics! Ooh, big controversy! Changed one word. Whoop-dee-doo. I remember ten years ago, we had big hit songs from Music/{{Eminem}}, Music/JayZ, Music/{{DMX}} that were so filthy, half the song would be missing. You kids today are sheltered.
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-->'''Todd:''' What? PROFANITY? THIS SHALL NOT STAND! I demand we go back to the edited version, so that I might protect my ears from this controversial lyrics! lyrics!
-->'''Akon:''' Damn, you's a sexy chick, a sexy chick...
-->'''Todd:''' Ooh, big controversy! Changed one word. Whoop-dee-doo. I remember ten years ago, we had big hit songs from Music/{{Eminem}}, Music/JayZ, Music/{{DMX}} that were so filthy, half the song would be missing. You kids today are sheltered.
-->'''Akon:''' Damn, you's a sexy chick, a sexy chick...
-->'''Todd:''' Ooh, big controversy! Changed one word. Whoop-dee-doo. I remember ten years ago, we had big hit songs from Music/{{Eminem}}, Music/JayZ, Music/{{DMX}} that were so filthy, half the song would be missing. You kids today are sheltered.
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** [[HypocriticalHumor And yet, the word "whore" still remains unchanged]].
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** [[HypocriticalHumor And yet, yet]], the word "whore" [[BleepDammit still remains unchanged]].
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* This:Todd gets annoyed when will.i.am makes a reference to "Boom Boom Pow", a song he hated:
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* Music/{{Fergie}}'s "acoustic album". Which is just Fegie's vocals from "My Humps" over what sounds like the intro to Music/{{Kansas}}' "Dust In The Wind"
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* Music/{{Fergie}}'s "acoustic album". Which is just Fegie's vocals from "My Humps" over what sounds like the intro to Music/{{Kansas}}' "Dust In The Wind"Wind".
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* "The way she's come to dominate the conversations about pop music in so little time is a little disturbing. I myself have already done a detailed and thoughful analysis of her last single 'Bad Romance'"
-->'''Todd:''' ''[[DescriptionCut (on said review)]]'' [[GoMadFromTheRevelation DHHAAAAAAAAAAH!!!]]
-->'''Todd:''' ''[[DescriptionCut (on said review)]]'' [[GoMadFromTheRevelation DHHAAAAAAAAAAH!!!]]
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* "The way she's come to dominate the conversations about pop music in so little time is a little disturbing. I myself have already done [[SanitySlippage a detailed and thoughful analysis thoughtful analysis]] of her last single 'Bad Romance'"
Romance':"
-->'''Todd:''' ''[[DescriptionCut (on said review)]]''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation DHHAAAAAAAAAAH!!!]]DHHAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
-->'''Todd:''' ''[[DescriptionCut (on said review)]]''
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-->'''Todd:''' ♪Got an itchy leg/Got an itchy leg/Oh what an itch on my leg, leg, leg/It's an itchy, itchy itch on my leg, leg, leg/What can I do about this itch on my leg?/It's an itch on my–-♪ ''(stops singing)'' SCRATCH YOUR LEG YOU IDIOT! Stop singing. Scratch your leg.
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-->'''Todd:''' ♪Got an itchy leg/Got an itchy leg/Oh what an itch on my leg, leg, leg/It's an itchy, itchy itch on my leg, leg, leg/What can I do about this itch on my leg?/It's an itch on my–-♪ ''(stops singing)'' SCRATCH YOUR LEG LEG, YOU IDIOT! Stop singing. Scratch your leg.
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* Ok, it's at this point that the whole thing reveals itself as a giant [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino]] ripoff, up to and including stealing the Pussy Wagon from ''Film/KillBill'', which is not cool. If there is one thing that Tarantino does ''not'' stand for, [[HypocriticalHumor it is taking ideas from other filmmakers.]] (long pause)
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* Ok, "OK, it's at this point that the whole thing reveals itself as a giant [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino]] ripoff, up to and including stealing the Pussy Wagon from ''Film/KillBill'', which is not cool. If there is one thing that Tarantino does ''not'' stand for, [[HypocriticalHumor it is taking ideas from other filmmakers.]] (long pause)pause)"
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-->'''Todd:''' [[DoubleEntendre Mayonnaise everywhere.]] [[{{Squick}} Gross.]]
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-->'''Todd:''' [[DoubleEntendre Mayonnaise everywhere.]] [[{{Squick}} Gross.]]
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--->'''Todd:''' Or, then again, maybe the simple fact is that we've all gotten so goddamn fat that even our sex jams are about food now! Not even sexy food --fast food! This song is targeted to the kind of person who's turned on by the thought of fry grease and mayonnaise!
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--->'''Todd:''' Or, then again, maybe the simple fact is that we've all gotten so goddamn fat that even our sex jams are about food now! Not even sexy food --fast food! food--''fast food!'' This song is targeted to the kind of person who's turned on by the thought of fry grease and mayonnaise!
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* Todd mistaking Jimmy Osmond for Music/JustinBieber.
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* Todd mistaking [[Music/TheOsmonds Jimmy Osmond Osmond]] for Music/JustinBieber.
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-->'''Todd:''' I think we've all spotted the major problem here. The problem obviously is that they use the word "a" instead of "an". You see, when the indefinite article precedes a word that begins with a vowel sound, you're supposed to use the word "an" instead of "a". How did they miss that? That's just something everyone involved should've realized. That's just basic third-grade material. And speaking of basic third-grade material, '''''[[SuddenlyShouting EENIE MEENIE MINEY MO LOVER?!?!?!?]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis HOW?! STUPID?! DO THEY THINK I AM?!]]''''' I've heard ''bad'' lyrics, I've heard ''lazy'' lyrics, I've heard ''dumb'' lyrics, but this is so far beyond that, it is downright disrespectful. I feel personally insulted by this. There's no excuse. There is no reason why anyone could have or should have written a song that sounds like a collaboration between Music/RKelly and [[Series/LambChopsPlayAlong Lamb Chop]]!
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-->'''Todd:''' I think we've all spotted the major problem here. The problem obviously is that they use the word "a" instead of "an". You see, when the indefinite article precedes a word that begins with a vowel sound, you're supposed to use the word "an" instead of "a". How did they miss that? That's just something everyone involved should've realized. That's just basic third-grade material. And speaking of basic third-grade material, '''''[[SuddenlyShouting EENIE MEENIE MINEY MO LOVER?!?!?!?]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis LOVER?!?!?!? HOW?! STUPID?! DO THEY THINK I AM?!]]''''' I've heard ''bad'' lyrics, I've heard ''lazy'' lyrics, I've heard ''dumb'' lyrics, but this is so far beyond that, it is downright disrespectful. I feel personally insulted by this. There's no excuse. There is no reason why anyone could have or should have written a song that sounds like a collaboration between Music/RKelly and [[Series/LambChopsPlayAlong Lamb Chop]]!
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* Todd spends all of the episode completely hungover, and constantly wonders exactly what it was that drove him to drink so heavily. Features: [[Music/LadyGaga Alejandro]].
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* Todd spends all of the episode completely hungover, and constantly wonders exactly what it was that drove him to drink so heavily. Features: [[Music/LadyGaga Alejandro]].The answer: Another Music/LadyGaga song.
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* I'm sure we go to feel all those searing, intimate details on the third single, OMG, which I assume stands for "Overwhelming Marital Grief." *sigh* No, it stands for exactly what you think it stands for. And not in the sense of "OMG, my life is falling apart because my wife left me." No, "OMG, there's a hot girl over there, who I'd like to touch with my genitals."
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* I'm "I'm sure we go to feel all those searing, intimate details on the third single, OMG, which I assume stands for "Overwhelming 'Overwhelming Marital Grief." ' *sigh* No, it stands for exactly what you think it stands for. And not in the sense of "OMG, 'OMG, my life is falling apart because my wife left me." ' No, "OMG, 'OMG, there's a hot girl over there, who I'd like to touch with my genitals."'"
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* BREATH CONTROL, DAMMIT! Sing from the diaphraaaaaaaagm..."
* Allmusic compares him to Asher Roth, the 'I Love College' guy, [[InsultToRocks which is already a harsher put-down than anything I'm gonna be able to come up with.]] I mean, damn, Allmusic. What did Mike Posner do to you?
* "Yes! Yes, I think I'm cooler than you! I think 12-year-olds who write [[SlashFic gay]] ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' [[{{Lemon}} porn fiction]] are cooler than you!" I keep waiting for him to get to the part where he explains why I'm not cooler than him, and he just never gets there. Whenever I hear the chorus to this song, this is how it comes across to me: 'You think you're cooler than me? You think you're so much cooler than me? Yeah, well, let me tell you something. You are-- [Scene Missing] --[[OrphanedPunchline WASHING MACHINE!]] Yeah, you heard me! I said it!'"
* Allmusic compares him to Asher Roth, the 'I Love College' guy, [[InsultToRocks which is already a harsher put-down than anything I'm gonna be able to come up with.]] I mean, damn, Allmusic. What did Mike Posner do to you?
* "Yes! Yes, I think I'm cooler than you! I think 12-year-olds who write [[SlashFic gay]] ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' [[{{Lemon}} porn fiction]] are cooler than you!" I keep waiting for him to get to the part where he explains why I'm not cooler than him, and he just never gets there. Whenever I hear the chorus to this song, this is how it comes across to me: 'You think you're cooler than me? You think you're so much cooler than me? Yeah, well, let me tell you something. You are-- [Scene Missing] --[[OrphanedPunchline WASHING MACHINE!]] Yeah, you heard me! I said it!'"
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* BREATH "BREATH CONTROL, DAMMIT! Sing from the diaphraaaaaaaagm..."
*Allmusic "Allmusic compares him to Asher Roth, the 'I Love College' guy, [[InsultToRocks which is already a harsher put-down than anything I'm gonna be able to come up with.]] I mean, damn, Allmusic. What did Mike Posner do to you?
you?"
* "Yes! Yes, I think I'm cooler than you! I think 12-year-olds who write[[SlashFic gay]] gay ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' [[{{Lemon}} porn fiction]] fiction are cooler than you!" you! I keep waiting for him to get to the part where he explains why I'm not cooler than him, and he just never gets there. Whenever I hear the chorus to this song, this is how it comes across to me: 'You think you're cooler than me? You think you're so much cooler than me? Yeah, well, let me tell you something. You are-- [Scene Missing] --[[OrphanedPunchline WASHING MACHINE!]] Yeah, you heard me! I said it!'"
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* "Yes! Yes, I think I'm cooler than you! I think 12-year-olds who write
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* "Every Flo Rida song is basically gibberish until you get to the chorus, anyway. ''No one cares.'' [[SomethingSomethingLeonardBernstein Blahblblahblblah,]] [[Music/{{REM}} Leonard Bernstein!]] ''Whatever!'' Now, maybe it's just me, but if the club can't handle him right now, my only conclusion is that they are using the wrong club. ...Now, this is my club. It is [[CarryABigStick an authentic replica of a war club used in battle by ancient Greek soldiers]], and trust me, it ''can'' handle you right now."
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* "Every Flo Rida song is basically gibberish until you get to the chorus, anyway. ''No one cares.'' [[SomethingSomethingLeonardBernstein Blahblblahblblah,]] [[Music/{{REM}} Blahblblahblblah, Leonard Bernstein!]] ''Whatever!'' Now, maybe it's just me, but if the club can't handle him right now, my only conclusion is that they are using the wrong club. ...Now, this is my club. It is [[CarryABigStick an authentic replica of a war club used in battle by ancient Greek soldiers]], and trust me, it ''can'' handle you right now."
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-->'''Todd:''' [[{{beat}} ...]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike GO FUCK YOURSELF, CHRIS BROWN!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis GO! FUCK! YOURSELF!]]'' [[ClusterFBomb Go fuck yourself, you stupid, useless waste of a human being!]] [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You can't be serious. This is what Chris Brown wants to sing about? Really?]] [[{{Wangst}} I mean, are... are girls giving you problems, Chris? Causing you so much dram]]-- [[SarcasmMode I mean, I'm crying. I am crying for you, Chris. I am WEEPING over here. My... heart... just... bleeds for]]... [[WorldsSmallestViolin hold on, let me put this on violin so I can properly express how sad I am for you]]. (''starts playing'') [[SarcasmMode Let's all shed a big, giant tear for how bad people are to Chris Brown]].
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-->'''Todd:''' [[{{beat}} ...]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike ''[[AtomicFBomb GO FUCK YOURSELF, CHRIS BROWN!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis BROWN! GO! FUCK! YOURSELF!]]'' [[ClusterFBomb [[AtomicFBomb Go fuck yourself, you stupid, useless waste of a human being!]] [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You can't be serious. This is what Chris Brown wants to sing about? Really?]] [[{{Wangst}} Really? I mean, are... are girls giving you problems, Chris? Causing you so much dram]]-- [[SarcasmMode dram--[[SarcasmMode I mean, I'm crying. I am crying for you, Chris. I am WEEPING over here. My... heart... just... bleeds for]]... hold on, [[WorldsSmallestViolin hold on, let me put this on violin violin]] so I can properly express how sad I am for you]]. (''starts playing'') [[SarcasmMode you. ''[starts playing]'' Let's all shed a big, giant tear for how bad people are to Chris Brown]].Brown.
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* "Oh, and speaking as a professional silhouette, this is also a terrible freaking video. I mean, what in holy living hell does he think he's doing?!" (the video shows a silhouette of Chris Brown, flailing and contorting his arms... and afterwards Todd tries something similar)
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* "Oh, and speaking as a professional silhouette, this is also a terrible freaking video. I mean, what in holy living hell does he think he's doing?!" (the ''[the video shows a silhouette of Chris Brown, flailing and contorting his arms... and afterwards Todd tries something similar)similar]''
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'''Todd:''' ''([[JawDrop Todd sits there in]] StunnedSilence, then cut to camera on open bathroom door, shower running)'' [[BrainBleach CAN'T!]] [[ShowerOfAngst GET!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis CLEAN!]] ''(back at the piano...)'' So, in two lines, this guy has given the girl his middle finger, and now he's told her to suck his dick, basically... [[Series/TheDatingGame And he's back on the market, ladies!]] That's right! One lucky girl will be the next to scoop up this fine specimen of man! Bachelorette #1, if a guy spent the entire first date complaining how his ex was a completely, totally crazy bitch, would you be turned on or extremely turned on?
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'''Todd:''' ''([[JawDrop Todd ''[Todd sits there in]] in StunnedSilence, then cut to camera on open bathroom door, shower running)'' [[BrainBleach CAN'T!]] [[ShowerOfAngst GET!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis shower running]]]'' [[BrainBleach CAN'T! GET! CLEAN!]] ''(back ''[back at the piano...)'' piano]'' So, in two lines, this guy has given the girl his middle finger, and now he's told her to suck his dick, basically... [[Series/TheDatingGame And he's back on the market, ladies!]] That's right! One lucky girl will be the next to scoop up this fine specimen of man! Bachelorette #1, if a guy spent the entire first date complaining how his ex was a completely, totally crazy bitch, would you be turned on or extremely turned on?
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