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* Try to take the monk's cauldron/broth:
--> Nay. Ye suspects it might actually be monk's laundry. Ye further suspects [[ExtremeOmnivore that won't stop him from eating it]].
* After trying to take the Stein, Thy Dungeonman wakes up in a cauldron... and realizes he still has the Stein. The narrator then points out that this is apparently ''not'' why the Friar attacked you. The narrator then retorts the Friar's attempt at justifying his behaviour.
--> Nay. Ye suspects it might actually be monk's laundry. Ye further suspects [[ExtremeOmnivore that won't stop him from eating it]].
* After trying to take the Stein, Thy Dungeonman wakes up in a cauldron... and realizes he still has the Stein. The narrator then points out that this is apparently ''not'' why the Friar attacked you. The narrator then retorts the Friar's attempt at justifying his behaviour.
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* All of your interactions with Fat, Fat Friar are hilarious.
** Try to take the monk's cauldron/broth:
--> Nay.-->Nay. Ye suspects it might actually be monk's laundry. Ye further suspects [[ExtremeOmnivore that won't stop him from eating it]].
* ** After trying to take the Stein, Thy Dungeonman wakes up in a cauldron... and realizes he still has the Stein. The narrator then points out that this is apparently ''not'' why the Friar attacked you. The narrator then retorts the Friar's attempt at justifying his behaviour.
** Try to take the monk's cauldron/broth:
** When you fail to escape the pot after 7 commands.
-->"The pot begins to bubble. Thy first instinct is to excuse thyself and apologize. Then thou noticeth a peculiar, being-cooked sensation and the distinct odor of mincemudge. At any rate, thou art stew and Fat, Fat Friar gets a little bit closer to being Fat, Fat, Fat Friar thanks to thee. Thou art dead. Next time, Try Hard 2: Try Harder."
** Then, [[TooDumbToLive if you're dumb enough to reenter the monastery]]."
-->"Wow, thou art a glutton for punishment. Speaking of gluttons, ol' Fatmonk McMunchalot clubs thee over the head yet again. We can only assume that thou dead and that thou needed more salt. Way to go."
-->"The pot begins to bubble. Thy first instinct is to excuse thyself and apologize. Then thou noticeth a peculiar, being-cooked sensation and the distinct odor of mincemudge. At any rate, thou art stew and Fat, Fat Friar gets a little bit closer to being Fat, Fat, Fat Friar thanks to thee. Thou art dead. Next time, Try Hard 2: Try Harder."
** Then, [[TooDumbToLive if you're dumb enough to reenter the monastery]]."
-->"Wow, thou art a glutton for punishment. Speaking of gluttons, ol' Fatmonk McMunchalot clubs thee over the head yet again. We can only assume that thou dead and that thou needed more salt. Way to go."
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--> OMG! Some totally undeserved gold. You pocket that lewt forthright!
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-->"Please understand, 'tis nothing personal. Foodstuffs are scarce these days and thou aren't." Um... wasn't this guy just eating a glazed ham?
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-->"Please understand, 'tis nothing personal. Foodstuffs personal," Says Lord Round Mound, "Foodstuffs are scarce these days and thou aren't." Um... Um, wasn't this guy just eating a an entire glazed ham?
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* The ending. You apparently walk into the sunset with Ye Flask.
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* The ending. You apparently walk into the sunset with Ye Flask.Flask.
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* The ending. You apparently [[spoiler: walk into the sunset with Ye Flask]].
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* The ending. You apparently [[spoiler: walk into the sunset with Ye Flask]].Flask.
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* Seeing [[StylisticSuck how bad]] [[ YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe the archaic grammar gets]]. Some examples: "Thou're not very goodst at thist gamest", "I like thous't spirit", and "Thou don'tst have a trinket to give".
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* Seeing [[StylisticSuck how bad]] [[ YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe the archaic grammar gets]]. Some examples: "Thou're not very goodst at thist gamest", "I like thous't spirit", and "Thou don'tst have a trinket to give".
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* Seeing [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe how bad]] the archaic grammar gets. Some examples: "Thou're not very goodst at thist gamest", "I like thous't spirit", and "Thou don'tst have a trinket to give".
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* Seeing [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe [[StylisticSuck how bad]] [[ YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe the archaic grammar gets.gets]]. Some examples: "Thou're not very goodst at thist gamest", "I like thous't spirit", and "Thou don'tst have a trinket to give".
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* If you type "[[PressXToDie die]]" in ''Thy Dungeonman'' or ''Thy Dungeonman II'', you die and the narrator mocks you for your stupidity.
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* If you type "[[PressXToDie die]]" in ''Thy Dungeonman'' or ''Thy Dungeonman II'', you die and the narrator mocks you for your stupidity. In the first game, you lose 100 points for doing this.
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** This also causes you to lose 1,000 points.
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* If you type "die" in ''Thy Dungeonman'' or ''Thy Dungeonman II'', you die and the narrator mocks you for your stupidity.
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* If you type "die" "[[PressXToDie die]]" in ''Thy Dungeonman'' or ''Thy Dungeonman II'', you die and the narrator mocks you for your stupidity.
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* After trying to take the Stein, Thy Dungeonman wakes up in a cauldron... and realizes he still has the Stein. The narrator then points out that this is apparently ''not'' why the Friar attacked you. The narrator then retorts the Friar's attempt at justifying his behaviour.
-->"Please understand, 'tis nothing personal. Foodstuffs are scarce these days and thou aren't." Um... wasn't this guy just eating a glazed ham?
-->"Please understand, 'tis nothing personal. Foodstuffs are scarce these days and thou aren't." Um... wasn't this guy just eating a glazed ham?
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* If you type "go [anything not valid]" in ''Thy Dungeonman'', the game will say, "Thou cannotst go there. Who do you think thou art? A magistrate?!". ''Thy Dungeonman II'' has a magistrate strides into his office "like he owns the place".
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* If you type "go [anything not valid]" in ''Thy Dungeonman'', the game will say, "Thou cannotst go there. Who do you think thou art? A magistrate?!". ''Thy Dungeonman II'' has a magistrate strides stride into his office "like he owns the place".
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* If you try to take the placard in the chef's prepatory room, you'll be told that it's firmly bolted to the wall and that you've learned not to mess with things that are firmly bolted.[[note]]A ContinuityNod to ''Thy Dungeonman'', where trying to take the firmly bolted load-bearing flask will cause the dungeon to collapse and kill you.[[/note]] If you remove the picture of Percy, this will be the message if you try to "take placard":
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* If you try to take the placard in the chef's prepatory preparatory room, you'll be told that it's firmly bolted to the wall and that you've learned not to mess with things that are firmly bolted.[[note]]A ContinuityNod to ''Thy Dungeonman'', where trying to take the firmly bolted load-bearing flask will cause the dungeon to collapse and kill you.[[/note]] If you remove the picture of Percy, this will be the message if you try to "take placard":
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* If you try to give something you don't have, the narrator will scold you for giving away things you don't have, but failing to return his GameBoy.
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* If you try to give something you don't have, the narrator will scold you for giving away things you don't have, but failing to return his GameBoy.UsefulNotes/GameBoy.
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* The third time you type "Get ye flask".
--> Okay, okay. You unbolt yon FLASK and hold it aloft. A great shaking begins. The dungeon ceiling [[SquashedFlat collapses down on you, crushing you in twain]]. Apparently, this was a [[LoadBearingBoss load-bearing FLASK]].
--> Okay, okay. You unbolt yon FLASK and hold it aloft. A great shaking begins. The dungeon ceiling [[SquashedFlat collapses down on you, crushing you in twain]]. Apparently, this was a [[LoadBearingBoss load-bearing FLASK]].
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::And if you write "take foot"...
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Wrong placard.
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* Try to take Magistrate Ripberger's placard. If you're in his office, the response is this:
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* Try to take Magistrate Ripberger's placard. If you're in his office, the response is this:
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--> Fine. See thou later. You has no job and you die of starvation, hunger, malnutrition or something dull like that. Good riddance
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--> Fine. See thou later. You has no job and you the die of starvation, hunger, malnutrition or something dull like that. Good riddance
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--> Nay. Ye suspects it might actually be the monk's laundry. Ye further suspects [[ExtremeOmnivore that won't stop him from eating it]].
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--> Nay. Ye suspects it might actually be the monk's laundry. Ye further suspects [[ExtremeOmnivore that won't stop him from eating it]].
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* Try to look at the trinket:
--> Quit looking! Just get it already.
* Take the trinket, then try to "take" or "get" it again:
--> Sigh. The trinket is in thou pouchel. Recallest thou?
--> Quit looking! Just get it already.
* Take the trinket, then try to "take" or "get" it again:
--> Sigh. The trinket is in thou pouchel. Recallest thou?
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--> Dude! Ripberger would KILL you!
::If you're in the chef's prepatory room, this is the response:
--> We've chatted re: this placard and w/r/t it's takability maybe thou weren't cc:'d that this sucker isn't going anywhere.
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* Go to the Streets of Westerberg and type "retire":
--> Fine. See thou later. You has no job and you die of starvation, hunger, malnutrition or something dull like that. Good riddance
* Try to take the monk's cauldron/broth:
--> Nay. Ye suspects it might actually be the monk's laundry. Ye further suspects [[ExtremeOmnivore that won't stop him from eating it]].
* When you get the coins in the log:
--> OMG! Some totally undeserved gold. You pocket that lewt forthright!
* If you take the coins and try to "get coins" again, the narrator asks whether you're looking for a loophole in the game.
* If you try to pick up the log, you remember finishing last in the the Worlds Strongest Dungeonman contest because Magnus and Junko were cheaters.
* Try to get dank log insides after getting the coins in the log:
--> Dost thou really think thou art gonna "use dank log insides" later on in this game?
* If you try to go down the stairs in the tavern, the narrator tells you that they're just for show and says that maybe the graphics were a bad idea after all.
* Type "buckle swash" in the tavern.
--> Yikes! Ye've been walking around with thy swash unbuckled for the entire game!
* The ending. You apparently [[spoiler: walk into the sunset with Ye Flask]].
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* If you type "die" in ''Thy Dungeonman'' or ''Thy Dungeonman II'', you die and the narrator mocks you for your stupidity.
* Seeing [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe how bad]] the archaic grammar gets. Some examples: "Thou're not very goodst at thist gamest", "I like thous't spirit", and "Thou don'tst have a trinket to give".
* The [[SophisticatedAsHell combination]] of YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe and modern slang.
--> Ye totally has the plague.
* If you type "go [anything not valid]" in ''Thy Dungeonman'', the game will say, "Thou cannotst go there. Who do you think thou art? A magistrate?!". ''Thy Dungeonman II'' has a magistrate strides into his office "like he owns the place".
* If you type "die" in ''Thy Dungeonman'' or ''Thy Dungeonman II'', you die and the narrator mocks you for your stupidity.
* Seeing [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe how bad]] the archaic grammar gets. Some examples: "Thou're not very goodst at thist gamest", "I like thous't spirit", and "Thou don'tst have a trinket to give".
* The [[SophisticatedAsHell combination]] of YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe and modern slang.
--> Ye totally has the plague.
* If you type "go [anything not valid]" in ''Thy Dungeonman'', the game will say, "Thou cannotst go there. Who do you think thou art? A magistrate?!". ''Thy Dungeonman II'' has a magistrate strides into his office "like he owns the place".
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* If you type "die", the game kills you and mocks you for your stupidity.
* If you type "go [anything not valid]", the game will say, "Thou cannotst go there. Who do you think thou art? A magistrate?!". Amusingly, the second game has a magistrate.
* If you type "go [anything not valid]", the game will say, "Thou cannotst go there. Who do you think thou art? A magistrate?!". Amusingly, the second game has a magistrate.
* When you kill a Hongrel/Mongrel/Longrel, you say a bad one-liner and realize after saying it that it wasn't that good. Of course, this doesn't keep you from using it the next time you kill a monster of the same type.
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* Write "take drawer" when you're in the magistrate's office:
--> Don't be silly. It's part of the desk. What if I typed TAKE FOOT on thou. How would you like that?
::And if you write "take foot"...
--> Thy literalist humor does not warrant a response.
--> Don't be silly. It's part of the desk. What if I typed TAKE FOOT on thou. How would you like that?
::And if you write "take foot"...
--> Thy literalist humor does not warrant a response.
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* If you type "die", the game kills you and mocks you for your stupidity.
* If you type "go [anything not valid]", the game will say, "Thou cannotst go there. Who do you think thou art? A magistrate?!". Amusingly, the second game has a magistrate.
* If you try to talk to anyone or anything not valid, the game will tell you this:
--> Who is ___? Your new boyfriend? Somebody from work you don't want me to meeteth?
[[AC:Thy Dungeonman II]]
* If you hold your nose for too long, you'll get the following message:
--> Ye suddenly collapse deadeth onto the cold stone floor. Since ye are not much of a mouth breather and forgot to unplug thy nose, thou hast suffocated. [[SophisticatedAsHell Thou art hilariously dumb.]] Thou loseth. Thank thee for playing.
* When you've been snooping around Magistrate Ripberger's office and meet him in the hallway, he asks you what you're doing. You barely stammer, "Gumble-duh. Dumble?". He says, "Very well" and tells you to carry on.
* If you get killed by a Hongrel/Mongrel/Longrel, you see a "-1" float up from your head, indicating that you've lost your last {{Hit Point|s}}. You reach for it, but to no avail. The last thing you see is the text "REVO EMAG", "GAME OVER" backwards.
* If you try to give something you don't have, the narrator will scold you for giving away things you don't have, but failing to return his GameBoy.
* If you aren't wearing the loincloth and try to look at it anyway, the game will tell you this:
--> Eww. It smelleth as though it could use a good washing. I hope it does not alarm thou to mention that thou art not actually wearing it, friend.
[[AC:Thy Dungeonman 3]]
* If you type "die", the game kills you and mocks you for your stupidity.
* If you type "go [anything not valid]", the game will say, "Thou cannotst go there. Who do you think thou art? A magistrate?!". Amusingly, the second game has a magistrate.
* If you try to talk to anyone or anything not valid, the game will tell you this:
--> Who is ___? Your new boyfriend? Somebody from work you don't want me to meeteth?
[[AC:Thy Dungeonman II]]
* If you hold your nose for too long, you'll get the following message:
--> Ye suddenly collapse deadeth onto the cold stone floor. Since ye are not much of a mouth breather and forgot to unplug thy nose, thou hast suffocated. [[SophisticatedAsHell Thou art hilariously dumb.]] Thou loseth. Thank thee for playing.
* When you've been snooping around Magistrate Ripberger's office and meet him in the hallway, he asks you what you're doing. You barely stammer, "Gumble-duh. Dumble?". He says, "Very well" and tells you to carry on.
* If you get killed by a Hongrel/Mongrel/Longrel, you see a "-1" float up from your head, indicating that you've lost your last {{Hit Point|s}}. You reach for it, but to no avail. The last thing you see is the text "REVO EMAG", "GAME OVER" backwards.
* If you try to give something you don't have, the narrator will scold you for giving away things you don't have, but failing to return his GameBoy.
* If you aren't wearing the loincloth and try to look at it anyway, the game will tell you this:
--> Eww. It smelleth as though it could use a good washing. I hope it does not alarm thou to mention that thou art not actually wearing it, friend.
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