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* How Harris sings a comic song...or rather doesn't.
* Harris' adventures in Hampton Court Maze.
* All of [[DoomItYourself Uncle Podger's escapades]].
* Harris' adventures in Hampton Court Maze.
* All of [[DoomItYourself Uncle Podger's escapades]].
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* The entire bit with the pineapple tin can. Especially the SmashCut from J preparing to smash it with the mast, to:
-->[[NoodleIncident It was George's straw hat]] [[EpicFail that saved his life that day.]]
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* Feeling unwell, J reads a medical dictionary and comes to the conclusion that he's suffering from everything in it. He goes to the doctor, who examines him and gives him a prescription, which he takes straight to the chemist without looking at it. The chemist looks at the prescription:
-->He said he didn't keep it.\\
I said: “You are a chemist?”\\
He said: “I am a chemist. If I was a co-operative stores and family hotel combined, I might be able to oblige you. Being only a chemist hampers me.”\\
I read the prescription. It ran:\\
"1 lb. beefsteak, with\\
1 pt. bitter beer\\
every 6 hours.\\
1 ten-mile walk every morning.\\
1 bed at 11 sharp every night.\\
And don’t stuff up your head with things you don’t understand.”\\
-->He said he didn't keep it.\\
I said: “You are a chemist?”\\
He said: “I am a chemist. If I was a co-operative stores and family hotel combined, I might be able to oblige you. Being only a chemist hampers me.”\\
I read the prescription. It ran:\\
"1 lb. beefsteak, with\\
1 pt. bitter beer\\
every 6 hours.\\
1 ten-mile walk every morning.\\
1 bed at 11 sharp every night.\\
And don’t stuff up your head with things you don’t understand.”\\
