History Funny / ThirtyRock

'''Dot Com''': Actually, the modern Republican party would be unrecognizable to Lincoln. He fought a war to preserve federal superiority - that doesn't exactly sound like small government.\\
'''Jack''': Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest person in the room is very off-putting.\\
'''Dot Com''': Guess that's why I'm still single.

-->'''Elisa''': [[OffOnATechnicality They threw my case out.]] I ''couldn't even get a partial jury'' after that song about me came out.

** "WHERE'S MY MAC AND CHEESE?!?!" [ flip the writer's table, which take three people to move]

Man #1: I gave to Creator/{{NPR}} last year. *GASP*\\
Woman: My children go to public school. *GASP*\\
Man #2: I'm gay. *GASP*\\
Black Guy: And I'm black! *GASP*\\
C.C.: Jack, thank you so much. And I just wanted you to know that in 1984 I voted for Ronald Reagan.\\

Man #1: I murdered my wife.

-->'''Woman''': Oh, there is [[SugarWiki/SoCoolItsAwesome nothing]] like [[BigApplesauce New York]] in the [[ItsAlwaysSpring spring!]] It's--''OH!'' ''[another passerby shoves her into garbage bags for no reason]''

-->''(Pete and Jack nod, then react in horror as she grabs the entire pizza instead of a beer)''

** A particular highlight is when he decides to use Scrabble tiles to generate a random word.

** WHERE'S MY MAC AND CHEESE?!?! *table flip*

** Plus the callback later on, when everyone walks in front of a special camera that shows how they view themselves.
*** Especially as Kenneth is a Muppet.

* From ''Black Light Attack!''

* In "Rosemary's Baby" (season 2, episode 4), Jack realizes that some of Tracy's bad behavior is due to father issues-having father issues himself, Jack arranges for therapy. What results is a role play session where Jack ends up doing many impressions-of everyone from Tracy's parents, to Tracy himself, to a random neighbor, much of which is in the vein of ''Good Times'', and Jack even works in a ShoutOut to ''To Kill A Mockingbird''.

* All of Tracy's scarring memories of his old neighborhood from "Emmanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land" including seeing a baby give another baby a tattoo (they were both really drunk) watching a pack of dogs run a Wendys, and seeing a clown stab a hobo.

-->'''Pete:''' '''SHE'S UNHINGING HER JAW!'''

-->'''Jenna:''' Last night was the best thing that ever happened to you. It was ''my'' mistake. ''I'm'' the one who had to take the silkwood shower this morning.

-->'''Woman''': Oh, there is [[SugarWiki/SoCoolItsAwesome nothing]] like [[BigApplesauce New York]] in the [[ItsAlwaysSpring spring!]] It's--''OH!'' ''[slams from another passerby into garbage bags]''

--->Put the mimosas down, '''bitches.'''

* Twofer leaves briefly because of his treatment at the office, and a condition of his return is they call him by his real name instead of Twofer. They immediately start throwing out new nicknames until they annoy him into being called Twofer again.

--> Victoria Q. Nerdballs!
--> Kanye East!
--> Supervirgin!
--> Splock. Short for "Black Spock."
--> Threefer, cause yer also gay!

* This quote from Jack: "Sometimes your only choice is to blow everything up and build something better out of the rubble. Look at Sherman’s march to the sea. Or what my good friend Bane tried to do to Gotham." Possibly (though this is a bit of a stretch) making 30 Rock canon to ''Film/TheDarkKnightTrilogy''.

* Also, the famous "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTj47rcuM-4 therapy scene]]." Just watch it. Words can't do it justice.
** [[Series/GoodTimes I can think of two.]]

** Even more so in a recent episode, when Connie appeared on screen.
*** '''Actually Condeleeza Rice''': Mars Attacks is AWESOME!

--->''[[[Toofer NWordPrivileges]] shoots him a DeathGlare]''

--->''[[[Toofer]] NWordPrivileges shoots him a DeathGlare]''

--->''[Toofer shoots him a DeathGlare]''

-->'''Jack''': Jenna, I want [[Music/TupacShakur Tupac]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar you]].

** Green-screen compositing adds a CastingGag: Katrina Bowden (who normally plays Cerie) portrays ''several'' of the intimidatingly beautiful women in this scene.

--->''[[VulgarHumor [Frank laughs]]]''

* This quote from Jack: "Sometimes your only choice is to blow everything up and build something better out of the rubble. Look at Sherman’s march to the sea. Or what my good friend Bane tried to do to Gotham."
-->Possibly (though this is a bit of a stretch) making 30 Rock canon to ''Film/TheDarkKnightTrilogy''.

-->'''''Jack''': I know we like to tell ourselves that, Lemon, but when I was dating Condoleezza Rice, there were very real cultural tensions. For example, we'd go to the movies, and she'd yell at the screen...

-->I eat lots of brocollis

--->'''Tracy''': I'm in. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Jacky D. Nixon's ghost convinced my ghost to help the GOP!]]