History Funny / TheWorldGodOnlyKnows

-->'''Mars''': "[[spoiler:Yui]] is the sort of girl who'll convey her feelings [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale even if she has to rape him.]]"\\

--> '''Apollo''': "Minerva can't kidnap a man yet!! (flips Minerva's shirt-skirt to see underneath) Not with this."\\

--> '''Elsie:''' "Wooow, it's just like the games Nii-sama plays!"

'''Mars''': "Though there are [[{{Lolicon}} some men]] who like that. Maybe Keima's one of those."

* Episode 3 focuses on Mio's capture which Keima initiates by being her chauffeur, using a bicycle. Whem Mio refuses, Elsee uses her magic robe to add a carriage to Keima's bike. As the days progress, the carriage becomes larger and more elaborate, two carriages being [[Franchise/{{Gundam}} a Zaku head]] and [[GalaxyExpress999 an interstellar locomotive]], and at that point Keima gives up.

-->[[spoiler:'''Chihiro:''']] Why don't you kill yourself?

* In [[http://manga.redhawkscans.com/reader/read/the_world_god_only_knows/en/0/36/page/13 Flag 36]] Jun tries to help Keima be less anti-social. The [[EyeTake disturbed look]] she makes afterwards is what gives a good chuckle.

* In [[http://manga.redhawkscans.com/reader/read/the_world_god_only_knows/en/0/36/page/13 Flag 36]] Jun tries to help Keima be less anti-social. [[EyeTake The disturbed look she makes afterwards]] is what gives a good chuckle.

* In [[http://manga.redhawkscans.com/reader/read/the_world_god_only_knows/en/0/36/page/13 Flag 36]] Jun tries to help Keima be less anti-social. The face she makes afterward is what gives a good chuckle.

* In [[http://manga.redhawkscans.com/reader/read/the_world_god_only_knows/en/0/36/page/13 Flag 36]] Jun tries to help Keima be less anti-social. The face she makes afterwards just makes it.
-->'''Jun''': "Playing games is fine, but...wouldn't it be better if you play with your friends more?"
-->'''Keima''': "Friends?"

* [[http://manga.redhawkscans.com/reader/read/the_world_god_only_knows/en/0/36/page/13 Flag 36 Jun tries to help Keima.]]

* [[http://manga.redhawkscans.com/reader/read/the_world_god_only_knows/en/0/36/page/13 "Wouldn't it be better if you play with your friends more?" "Friends?"]]

** The ending, where Haqua tells Chihiro Katsuragi is fighting to protect them all. A seemingly serious scene...whose mood gets killed quickly due to said line being said followed by a full body shot of Katsuragi [[spoiler:holding Ayumi's panties]].

** Even better one of the worlds is the 2D world with Yokkykun! Then Keima is woken up and reacts just like you expect. At the end the Keima sick of this wants to go back to his world. But changes his mind and wants to go back to the game world.

** Cue [[LuminescentBlush triple blush from Ayumi, Chihiro, and Kanon]]... AND Keima [[FaceFault Face-faulting in the background...]]

* In Flag 193, one of the [[AlternateUniverse "alternate worlds"]] Keima enters is one where Maijima High School is an all-boys school and the Weiss are hiding in boys, and well... Keima is told he still has to get them out with love.
** Or rather, he is told to ''continue'' doing it, which is even funnier. And the first "alternate world" he visited that chapter was one where all the goddess hosts at the school tried to seduce him with lunch offers.
** [[http://manga.redhawkscans.com/reader/read/the_world_god_only_knows/en/0/193/page/3 It's actually even better than that]]: It's a world where Keima basically made a NoDamageRun of the Goddess arc, resulting in all hosts being head-over-heels in love with him, [[MarryThemAll seem to barely mind having to share,]] and appear to try to out do each other in who can express her love for him more [[ThroughHisStomach through cooking.]] For reference, [[spoiler: Ayumi]] meets him at the gates calling him "[[SayItWithHearts darling!]]" and herself his wife with a bento in hand, [[spoiler: Yui]] appears dressed like a knight in a chariot pulled by her butler, with a bento of her own and listing all the things that'd make her a great wife before [[WackyMarriageProposal declaring she'll marry Keima as well]], with a marriage dress ready for ''Keima'', [[spoiler: Tsukiyo]] [[DynamicEntry slam dunks]] him with a tea tray and declares they'll have tea at the roof, [[spoiler: Shiori]] is spotted reading as much material as she can find on cooking, and [[spoiler: Kanon]] has a whole frickin' '''blimp''' floating above the school "advertising" treats "for the one you love!" Even in the middle of a [[TheGlomp minor]] LoverTugOfWar, ''Elsie'' of all people is the one to lampshade the situation.

* Elsie's statement in Flag 55:

* Episode 3 focuses on Mio's capture which Keima initiates by being her chauffeur, using a bicycle. Whem Mio refuses, Elsee uses her magic robe to add a carriage to Keima's bike. As the days progress, the carriage becomes larger and more elaborate, two carriages being [[{{Gundam}} a Zaku head]] and [[GalaxyExpress999 an interstellar locomotive]], and at that point Keima gives up.

** [[http://mangafox.me/manga/the_world_god_only_knows/v20/c193/3.html It's actually even better than that]]: It's a world where Keima basically made a NoDamageRun of the Goddess arc, resulting in all hosts being head-over-heels in love with him, [[MarryThemAll seem to barely mind having to share,]] and appear to try to out do each other in who can express her love for him more [[ThroughHisStomach through cooking.]] For reference, [[spoiler: Ayumi]] meets him at the gates calling him "[[SayItWithHearts darling!]]" and herself his wife with a bento in hand, [[spoiler: Yui]] appears dressed like a knight in a chariot pulled by her buttler, with a bento of her own and listing all the things that'd make her a great wife before [[WackyMarriageProposal declaring she'll marry Keima as well]], with a marriage dress ready for ''Keima'', [[spoiler: Tsukiyo]] [[DynamicEntry slam dunks]] him with a tea tray and declares they'll have tea at the roof, [[spoiler: Shiori]] is spotted reading as much material as she can find on cooking, and [[spoiler: Kanon]] has a whole frickin' '''blimp''' floating above the school "advertising" treats "for the one you love!" Even in the middle of a [[TheGlomp minor]] LoverTugOfWar, ''Elsie'' of all people is the one to lampshade the situation.

** And later on, [[CharacterDevelopment as Dokurou grows livelier]] and after [[spoiler:exorcising Urara's Weiss]], she actually starts a [[LoverTugOfWar Big Brother Tug of War]] with Elsie over Keima, with both hilariously whinning for his attention like little kids. [[http://mangafox.me/manga/the_world_god_only_knows/v23/c223/8.html Keima responds just about the way you'd expect.]] There's something to be said when the physically 16-17 year olds are acting like they're 7, and the one who's physically 7 is acting like an adult.

** It's actually even better than that: It's a world where Keima basically made a NoDamageRun of the Goddess arc, resulting in all hosts being head-over-heels in love with him, seem to barely mind having to share, and appear to try to out do each other in who can express her love for him more through cooking. For reference, Ayumi meets him at the gates calling him "darling!" and herself his wife with a bento in hand, Yui appears dressed like a knight in a chariot pulled by her buttler and with a marriage dress for ''Keima'', Tsukiyo slam dunks him with a tea tray and declares they'll have tea at the roof, Shiori is spotted reading dozens and dozens of books on cooking, and Kanon has a whole frickin' '''blimp''' floating above the school with treats "for the one you love!"

* In Flag 193, one of the "{{alternate world}}s" Keima enters is one where Maijima High School is an all-boys school and the Weiss are hiding in boys, and well... Keima is told he still has to get them out with love.

* In Flag 193, one of the "alternate worlds" Keima enters is one where Maijima High School is an all-boys school and the Weiss are hiding in boys, and well... Keima is told he still has to get them out with love.

* In chapter 206, after a few already funny moments of Keima chasing after a red herring ([[spoiler:Urara's porn magazine which she kind of stole from her grandfather's room]]), Urara's invitation for a [[spoiler: "porno mag enjoyment party"]]. Keima's (only in thoughts) response sums it up best.

** What makes it more funny is the fact prior to said line, Yui was trying to keep the guards away from Keima, and [[TheQuietOne Shiori]] and [[Kuudere Tsukiyo]] were just outside the Goidou household during the whole thing, with no idea on what was going on.