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** Made even funnier by a background conversation in Novigrad - he'd meant to sigh up for ''necro''mancy at the college, but wound up picking Tyromancy instead.
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-->'''Zoltan''': Ye dinnae ken the half of it! Called 'im her stallion, once - 'course the fool [[BiggerIsBetterInBed took it as a compliment]]... till [[BrainsAndBondage she pulled a bit and reins]] outta her cupboard. Ho ho! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Poor bastard fled out the window.]]
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*** The lies keep coming when you visit Molly, who Dandelion had bragged about his various daring rescues of Geralt over the years.
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** When hunting down Dandelion in Novigrad, Geralt can ask about Marabella, a former apprentice listed in Dandelion's LittleBlackBook, yielding this gem.
-->'''Zoltan''': Ye dinnae ken the half of it! Called 'im her stallion, once - 'course the fool [[BiggerIsBetterInBed took it as a compliment]]... till [[BrainsAndBondage she pulled a bit and reins]] outta her cupboard. Ho ho! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Poor bastard fled out the window.]]
*** When talking to Vespula (another name on the list), she mentions that [[TheCasanova Dandelion]] claims Geralt and Zoltan were [[BlatantLies the corruptive influences on him.]]
*** In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from Elihal - a [[spoiler: cross-dressing]] elven tailor - that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was [[spoiler: burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cock"]].
-->'''Zoltan''': Ye dinnae ken the half of it! Called 'im her stallion, once - 'course the fool [[BiggerIsBetterInBed took it as a compliment]]... till [[BrainsAndBondage she pulled a bit and reins]] outta her cupboard. Ho ho! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Poor bastard fled out the window.]]
*** When talking to Vespula (another name on the list), she mentions that [[TheCasanova Dandelion]] claims Geralt and Zoltan were [[BlatantLies the corruptive influences on him.]]
*** In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from Elihal - a [[spoiler: cross-dressing]] elven tailor - that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was [[spoiler: burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cock"]].
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--> '''Geralt''': "Damn, I look old."
* When hunting down Dandelion in Novigrad, Geralt can ask about Marabella, a former apprentice listed in Dandelion's LittleBlackBook, yielding this gem.
-->'''Zoltan''': Ye dinnae ken the half of it! Called 'im her stallion, once - 'course the fool [[BiggerIsBetterInBed took it as a compliment]]... till [[BrainsAndBondage she pulled a bit and reins]] outta her cupboard. Ho ho! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Poor bastard fled out the window.]]
** When talking to Vespula (another name on the list), she mentions that [[TheCasanova Dandelion]] claims Geralt and Zoltan were [[BlatantLies the corruptive influences on him.]]
** In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from Elihal - a [[spoiler: cross-dressing]] elven tailor - that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was [[spoiler: burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cock"]].
* When hunting down Dandelion in Novigrad, Geralt can ask about Marabella, a former apprentice listed in Dandelion's LittleBlackBook, yielding this gem.
-->'''Zoltan''': Ye dinnae ken the half of it! Called 'im her stallion, once - 'course the fool [[BiggerIsBetterInBed took it as a compliment]]... till [[BrainsAndBondage she pulled a bit and reins]] outta her cupboard. Ho ho! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Poor bastard fled out the window.]]
** When talking to Vespula (another name on the list), she mentions that [[TheCasanova Dandelion]] claims Geralt and Zoltan were [[BlatantLies the corruptive influences on him.]]
** In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from Elihal - a [[spoiler: cross-dressing]] elven tailor - that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was [[spoiler: burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cock"]].
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--> '''Geralt''': "Damn, I look old."
* When hunting down Dandelion in Novigrad, Geralt can ask about Marabella, a former apprentice listed in Dandelion's LittleBlackBook, yielding this gem.
-->'''Zoltan''': Ye dinnae ken the half of it! Called 'im her stallion, once - 'course the fool [[BiggerIsBetterInBed took it as a compliment]]... till [[BrainsAndBondage she pulled a bit and reins]] outta her cupboard. Ho ho! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Poor bastard fled out the window.]]
** When talking to Vespula (another name on the list), she mentions that [[TheCasanova Dandelion]] claims Geralt and Zoltan were [[BlatantLies the corruptive influences on him.]]
** In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from Elihal - a [[spoiler: cross-dressing]] elven tailor - that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was [[spoiler: burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cock"]]."
* When hunting down Dandelion in Novigrad, Geralt can ask about Marabella, a former apprentice listed in Dandelion's LittleBlackBook, yielding this gem.
-->'''Zoltan''': Ye dinnae ken the half of it! Called 'im her stallion, once - 'course the fool [[BiggerIsBetterInBed took it as a compliment]]... till [[BrainsAndBondage she pulled a bit and reins]] outta her cupboard. Ho ho! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Poor bastard fled out the window.]]
** When talking to Vespula (another name on the list), she mentions that [[TheCasanova Dandelion]] claims Geralt and Zoltan were [[BlatantLies the corruptive influences on him.]]
** In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from Elihal - a [[spoiler: cross-dressing]] elven tailor - that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was [[spoiler: burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cock"]].
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** In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from Elihal - a [[spoiler: cross-dressing]] elven tailor that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was [[spoiler: burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cock"]].
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** In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from Elihal - a [[spoiler: cross-dressing]] elven tailor - that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was [[spoiler: burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cock"]].
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** When talking to Vespula (another name on the list), she mentions that [[TheCasanova Dandelion]] claims Geralt and Zoltan were [[BlatantLies the corruptive influences on him.]]]]
** In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from Elihal - a [[spoiler: cross-dressing]] elven tailor that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was [[spoiler: burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cock"]].
** In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from Elihal - a [[spoiler: cross-dressing]] elven tailor that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was [[spoiler: burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cock"]].
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-->'''Zoltan''': Ye dinnae ken the half of it! Called 'im her stallion, once - 'course the fool [[BiggerIsBetterInBed took it as a compliment]]... till [[BrainsAndBondage she pulled a bit and reins]] outta her cupboard. Ho ho! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Poor bastard fled out the window.]]
** When talking to Vespula (another name on the list), she mentions that [[TheCasanova Dandelion]] claims Geralt and Zoltan were [[BlatantLies the corruptive influences on him.]]
** When talking to Vespula (another name on the list), she mentions that [[TheCasanova Dandelion]] claims Geralt and Zoltan were [[BlatantLies the corruptive influences on him.]]
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* When hunting down Dandelion in Novigrad, Geralt can ask about Marabella, a former apprentice listed in Dandelion's LittleBlackBook, yielding this gem.
-->'''Zoltan''': Ye dinnae ken the half of it! Called 'im her stallion, once - 'course the fool [[BiggerIsBetterInBed took it as a compliment]]... till [[BrainsAndBondage she pulled a bit and reins]] outta her cupboard. Ho ho! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Poor bastard fled out the window.]]
* When hunting down Dandelion in Novigrad, Geralt can ask about Marabella, a former apprentice listed in Dandelion's LittleBlackBook, yielding this gem.
-->'''Zoltan''': Ye dinnae ken the half of it! Called 'im her stallion, once - 'course the fool [[BiggerIsBetterInBed took it as a compliment]]... till [[BrainsAndBondage she pulled a bit and reins]] outta her cupboard. Ho ho! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Poor bastard fled out the window.]]
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* The sidequest "Of Dairy and Darkness", while a bit depressing because [[spoiler: the mage was killed as part of the WitchHunt going on in Ridania]], revolves around a [[{{Whatevermancy}} Tyromancer]] - a mage that uses ''[[BlessedAreTheCheesemakers cheese]]'' to see the future.
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* The sidequest "Of Dairy and Darkness", while a bit depressing because [[spoiler: the mage was killed as part of the WitchHunt going on in Ridania]], revolves around a [[{{Whatevermancy}} Tyromancer]] - a mage that uses ''[[BlessedAreTheCheesemakers cheese]]'' to see the future.future.
* In Novigrad, Geralt can take a contract to hunt down a doppler (a shape shifting monster) for a local merchant. When Geralt corners the doppler, it takes on his appearance before fighting. Geralt's response?
--> '''Geralt''': "Damn, I look old."
* In Novigrad, Geralt can take a contract to hunt down a doppler (a shape shifting monster) for a local merchant. When Geralt corners the doppler, it takes on his appearance before fighting. Geralt's response?
--> '''Geralt''': "Damn, I look old."
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* One of the odd jobs Geralt takes in Novigrad leads him to settle a debt. However, the merchant who owes the money claims he'll pay "when palm trees sprout on Skellige."[[note]]Which is basically fantasy Iceland[[/note]] Solution? Using [[JediMindTrick Axie]] and saying "Palm trees have already sprouted on Skellige." It works.
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* One of the odd jobs Geralt takes in Novigrad leads him to settle a debt. However, the merchant who owes the money claims he'll pay "when palm trees sprout on Skellige."[[note]]Which is basically fantasy Iceland[[/note]] Solution? Using [[JediMindTrick Axie]] and saying "Palm trees have already sprouted on Skellige." It works.works.
* The sidequest "Of Dairy and Darkness", while a bit depressing because [[spoiler: the mage was killed as part of the WitchHunt going on in Ridania]], revolves around a [[{{Whatevermancy}} Tyromancer]] - a mage that uses ''[[BlessedAreTheCheesemakers cheese]]'' to see the future.
* The sidequest "Of Dairy and Darkness", while a bit depressing because [[spoiler: the mage was killed as part of the WitchHunt going on in Ridania]], revolves around a [[{{Whatevermancy}} Tyromancer]] - a mage that uses ''[[BlessedAreTheCheesemakers cheese]]'' to see the future.
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* One side-quest has Geralt encounter a fat Sylvan (basically a Satyr) who has convinced the local villagers he's a god. They give excessive sacrifices of food to placate him. Geralt can kill him, convince him to tone down the demands (since the villagers are starving due to the war), [[HoistByHisOwnPetard or show them the man behind the curtain.]]
** In the Sylvan's defense, he says that he gives valuable advice in exchange for worship [[VillainHasAPoint and the villagers are deeply stupid.]]
** In the Sylvan's defense, he says that he gives valuable advice in exchange for worship [[VillainHasAPoint and the villagers are deeply stupid.]]
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* The entire quest to find Dandelion in Novigrad. It brings new justification to Dandelion's status as an in-universe MemeticSexGod. First, you find out Dandelion inherited a brothel from one of his paramours. Then you are forced to find him by tracking down his ex-lovers to ask. ''Zoltan and you have to split up two pages of names.'' What follows is a visitation to a washer woman, maid to a Baroness, a schoolteacher, the Nilfgaardian ambassador's twin daughters, [[ItMakesSenseInContext and his crossdressing elven tailor]]. With rare exception, they all want him back despite knowing of each other. They also point you to ''yet another'' lover in the bard Priscilla.
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* The entire quest to find Dandelion in Novigrad. It brings new justification to Dandelion's status as an in-universe MemeticSexGod. First, you find out Dandelion inherited a brothel from one of his paramours. Then you are forced to find him by tracking down his ex-lovers to ask. ''Zoltan and you have to split up two pages of names.'' What follows is a visitation to a washer woman, maid to a Baroness, a schoolteacher, the Nilfgaardian ambassador's twin daughters, [[ItMakesSenseInContext and his crossdressing elven tailor]]. With rare exception, they all want him back despite knowing of each other. They also point you to ''yet another'' lover in the bard Priscilla.Priscilla.
* Pretty much anytime Geralt encounters any oddity or behavior considered strange by general population, he keeps his calm and isn't surprised in the slightest. Then again, that man is 80 years old. He's seen quite a few things.
--> Baron: "They say he's plowing his goat."
--> Geralt (completely unfazed): "I'm not interested in his hobbies, I just want to ask him some questions."
* One of the odd jobs Geralt takes in Novigrad leads him to settle a debt. However, the merchant who owes the money claims he'll pay "when palm trees sprout on Skellige."[[note]]Which is basically fantasy Iceland[[/note]] Solution? Using [[JediMindTrick Axie]] and saying "Palm trees have already sprouted on Skellige." It works.
* Pretty much anytime Geralt encounters any oddity or behavior considered strange by general population, he keeps his calm and isn't surprised in the slightest. Then again, that man is 80 years old. He's seen quite a few things.
--> Baron: "They say he's plowing his goat."
--> Geralt (completely unfazed): "I'm not interested in his hobbies, I just want to ask him some questions."
* One of the odd jobs Geralt takes in Novigrad leads him to settle a debt. However, the merchant who owes the money claims he'll pay "when palm trees sprout on Skellige."[[note]]Which is basically fantasy Iceland[[/note]] Solution? Using [[JediMindTrick Axie]] and saying "Palm trees have already sprouted on Skellige." It works.
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* The entire quest to find Dandelion in Novigrad. It brings new justification to Dandelion's status as an in-universe MemeticSexGod. First, you find out Dandelion inherited a brothel from one of his paramours. Then you are forced to find him by tracking down his ex-lovers to ask. ''Zoltan and you have to split up two pages of names.'' What follows is a visitation to a washer woman, maid to a Baroness, the Nilfgaardian ambassador's twin daughters, [[ItMakesSenseInContext and his crossdressing elven tailor]]. With rare exception, they all want him back despite knowing of each other. They also point you to ''yet another'' lover in the bard Priscilla.
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* The entire quest to find Dandelion in Novigrad. It brings new justification to Dandelion's status as an in-universe MemeticSexGod. First, you find out Dandelion inherited a brothel from one of his paramours. Then you are forced to find him by tracking down his ex-lovers to ask. ''Zoltan and you have to split up two pages of names.'' What follows is a visitation to a washer woman, maid to a Baroness, a schoolteacher, the Nilfgaardian ambassador's twin daughters, [[ItMakesSenseInContext and his crossdressing elven tailor]]. With rare exception, they all want him back despite knowing of each other. They also point you to ''yet another'' lover in the bard Priscilla.
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* When talking to some children about where Ciri is, they'll only help once Geralt plays hide-and-seek with them - being TheComicallySerious, his counting to 20 counts as this.
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* When talking to some children about where Ciri is, they'll only help once Geralt plays hide-and-seek with them - being TheComicallySerious, his counting to 20 counts as this.this.
* The entire quest to find Dandelion in Novigrad. It brings new justification to Dandelion's status as an in-universe MemeticSexGod. First, you find out Dandelion inherited a brothel from one of his paramours. Then you are forced to find him by tracking down his ex-lovers to ask. ''Zoltan and you have to split up two pages of names.'' What follows is a visitation to a washer woman, maid to a Baroness, the Nilfgaardian ambassador's twin daughters, [[ItMakesSenseInContext and his crossdressing elven tailor]]. With rare exception, they all want him back despite knowing of each other. They also point you to ''yet another'' lover in the bard Priscilla.
* The entire quest to find Dandelion in Novigrad. It brings new justification to Dandelion's status as an in-universe MemeticSexGod. First, you find out Dandelion inherited a brothel from one of his paramours. Then you are forced to find him by tracking down his ex-lovers to ask. ''Zoltan and you have to split up two pages of names.'' What follows is a visitation to a washer woman, maid to a Baroness, the Nilfgaardian ambassador's twin daughters, [[ItMakesSenseInContext and his crossdressing elven tailor]]. With rare exception, they all want him back despite knowing of each other. They also point you to ''yet another'' lover in the bard Priscilla.
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* During the flashback to Ciri's time with the Baron and his men, if she shares that she's a Witcher (or sort of one, at least), the one that asked immediately inquires if she knows of a potion that can help with a pinched behind. Judging by the reaction of his comrades, it's not the first time he's asked this.
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* During the flashback to Ciri's time with the Baron and his men, if she shares that she's a Witcher (or sort of one, at least), the one that asked immediately inquires if she knows of a potion that can help with a pinched behind. Judging by the reaction of his comrades, it's not the first time he's asked this.
* When talking to some children about where Ciri is, they'll only help once Geralt plays hide-and-seek with them - being TheComicallySerious, his counting to 20 counts as this.
* When talking to some children about where Ciri is, they'll only help once Geralt plays hide-and-seek with them - being TheComicallySerious, his counting to 20 counts as this.
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** If Geralt convinces [[ThirdPersonPerson Trollololo]] to paint the crest instead, he actually does a good job - though he considers it "ooguly" and [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming thanks Geralt for humoring him.]]
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* If Geralt appempts to romance both Yennefer and Triss, [[spoiler: they give him some well-deserved payback by inviting him for a threesome, only to walk out on him once he's cuffed to the bed.]]
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* In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from a cross-dressing elven tailor that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cocks".
* If Geralt appempts to romance both Yennefer and Triss, they give him some well-deserved payback by inviting him for a threesome, only to walk out on him once he's cuffed to the bed.
* If Geralt appempts to romance both Yennefer and Triss, they give him some well-deserved payback by inviting him for a threesome, only to walk out on him once he's cuffed to the bed.
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* If Geralt appempts to romance both Yennefer and Triss, they give him some well-deserved payback by inviting him for a threesome, only to walk out on him once he's cuffed to thebed.bed.
* During the flashback to Ciri's time with the Baron and his men, if she shares that she's a Witcher (or sort of one, at least), the one that asked immediately inquires if she knows of a potion that can help with a pinched behind. Judging by the reaction of his comrades, it's not the first time he's asked this.
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* During the flashback to Ciri's time with the Baron and his men, if she shares that she's a Witcher (or sort of one, at least), the one that asked immediately inquires if she knows of a potion that can help with a pinched behind. Judging by the reaction of his comrades, it's not the first time he's asked this.
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* If Geralt appempts to romance both Yennefer and Triss, they give him some well-deserved payback by inviting him for a threesome, only to leave him chained to the bed without even touching him.
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* In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from a cross-dressing elven tailor that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cocks".
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* In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from a cross-dressing elven tailor that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cocks".cocks".
* If Geralt appempts to romance both Yennefer and Triss, they give him some well-deserved payback by inviting him for a threesome, only to leave him chained to the bed without even touching him.
* If Geralt appempts to romance both Yennefer and Triss, they give him some well-deserved payback by inviting him for a threesome, only to leave him chained to the bed without even touching him.
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* After a game of "I've never" Geralt, Lambert and Eskel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucFh1I2r-NQ decided to dress up in Yennefer's clothes and start drunk-dialing on her megascope]].
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* After a game of "I've never" Geralt, Lambert and Eskel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucFh1I2r-NQ decided to dress up in Yennefer's clothes and start drunk-dialing on her megascope]].megascope]].
* In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from a cross-dressing elven tailor that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cocks".
* In a bit of BlackComedy, Geralt learns from a cross-dressing elven tailor that Kalkstein the alchemist from the first game was burned at the stake, but managed to get the last laugh. He had magical flares hidden in his clothes and as he was burned they spelled to the sky: "Radovid sucks flaccid cocks".
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* After a game of "I've never" Geralt, Lambert and Eskel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucFh1I2r-NQ decided to play with Yennefers megascope wile wearing her dress]].
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* After a game of "I've never" Geralt, Lambert and Eskel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucFh1I2r-NQ decided to play with Yennefers megascope wile wearing dress up in Yennefer's clothes and start drunk-dialing on her dress]].megascope]].
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* The troll quest near Oxenfurt is like straight out of {{Discworld}} novels. You run into a troll singing Northern military songs, and when questioned, you find out that he was drafted to the Redanian army. The soldiers told him to protect boats they had taken from peasants, but when the peasants came back for them, his attempts to gently nudge them and soldiers apart ended up killing every single one. He then got hungry and made some soup out of the corpses, and decided that since he's the only one around, he must now be the commanding officer. He then made fences out of the boats to keep the whole mess from happening again and wants Geralt to bring him paint to put the Redanian crest on them to make it official. If you do, he asks Geralt to paint it, and Geralt being no artist, the crest ends up looking like a cartoonish child's drawing. The troll's sincere enthusiasm and Geralt's deadpan delivery just make the whole thing a barrel of laughs.
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* The troll quest near Oxenfurt is like straight out of {{Discworld}} novels. You run into a troll singing Northern military songs, and when questioned, you find out that he was drafted to the Redanian army. The soldiers told him to protect boats they had taken from peasants, but when the peasants came back for them, his attempts to gently nudge them and soldiers apart ended up killing every single one. He then got hungry and made some soup out of the corpses, and decided that since he's the only one around, he must now be the commanding officer. He then made fences out of the boats to keep the whole mess from happening again and wants Geralt to bring him paint to put the Redanian crest on them to make it official. If you do, he asks Geralt to paint it, and Geralt being no artist, the crest ends up looking like a cartoonish child's drawing. The troll's sincere enthusiasm and Geralt's deadpan delivery just make the whole thing a barrel of laughs.laughs.
* After a game of "I've never" Geralt, Lambert and Eskel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucFh1I2r-NQ decided to play with Yennefers megascope wile wearing her dress]].
* After a game of "I've never" Geralt, Lambert and Eskel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucFh1I2r-NQ decided to play with Yennefers megascope wile wearing her dress]].
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* The opening sequence involves Geralt helping train Ciri when she was younger at Kaer Morhen. She ran off to train by herself after Vesemir fell asleep teaching her about monsters from an admittedly boring but detailed book. You can accept her apology or punish her. The punishment includes reading the entire book, appendices and all. She'd rather clean out the stables.
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* The opening sequence involves Geralt helping train Ciri when she was younger at Kaer Morhen. She ran off to train by herself after Vesemir fell asleep teaching her about monsters from an admittedly boring but detailed book. You can accept her apology or punish her. The punishment includes reading the entire book, appendices and all. She'd rather clean out the stables.
* The troll quest near Oxenfurt is like straight out of {{Discworld}} novels. You run into a troll singing Northern military songs, and when questioned, you find out that he was drafted to the Redanian army. The soldiers told him to protect boats they had taken from peasants, but when the peasants came back for them, his attempts to gently nudge them and soldiers apart ended up killing every single one. He then got hungry and made some soup out of the corpses, and decided that since he's the only one around, he must now be the commanding officer. He then made fences out of the boats to keep the whole mess from happening again and wants Geralt to bring him paint to put the Redanian crest on them to make it official. If you do, he asks Geralt to paint it, and Geralt being no artist, the crest ends up looking like a cartoonish child's drawing. The troll's sincere enthusiasm and Geralt's deadpan delivery just make the whole thing a barrel of laughs.
* The troll quest near Oxenfurt is like straight out of {{Discworld}} novels. You run into a troll singing Northern military songs, and when questioned, you find out that he was drafted to the Redanian army. The soldiers told him to protect boats they had taken from peasants, but when the peasants came back for them, his attempts to gently nudge them and soldiers apart ended up killing every single one. He then got hungry and made some soup out of the corpses, and decided that since he's the only one around, he must now be the commanding officer. He then made fences out of the boats to keep the whole mess from happening again and wants Geralt to bring him paint to put the Redanian crest on them to make it official. If you do, he asks Geralt to paint it, and Geralt being no artist, the crest ends up looking like a cartoonish child's drawing. The troll's sincere enthusiasm and Geralt's deadpan delivery just make the whole thing a barrel of laughs.
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-->'''vampire''': Then ''fuck off''.
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-->'''vampire''': Then ''fuck off''.off''.
* The opening sequence involves Geralt helping train Ciri when she was younger at Kaer Morhen. She ran off to train by herself after Vesemir fell asleep teaching her about monsters from an admittedly boring but detailed book. You can accept her apology or punish her. The punishment includes reading the entire book, appendices and all. She'd rather clean out the stables.
* The opening sequence involves Geralt helping train Ciri when she was younger at Kaer Morhen. She ran off to train by herself after Vesemir fell asleep teaching her about monsters from an admittedly boring but detailed book. You can accept her apology or punish her. The punishment includes reading the entire book, appendices and all. She'd rather clean out the stables.
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-->'''Vampire''':Is it 1358 yet ?
-->'''Geralt'''!No.
-->'''vampire''':Then ''fuck off''.
-->'''Geralt'''!No.
-->'''vampire''':Then ''fuck off''.
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-->'''vampire''':Then
-->'''vampire''': Then ''fuck off''.
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'''Geralt''': Didn't want to disappoint the chamberlain. We're friends.
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'''Geralt''': Didn't want to disappoint the chamberlain. We're friends.friends.
* The vampire scene from the gameplay trailer where Geralt and his friend found a vampire in a sarcophagus:
-->'''Vampire''':Is it 1358 yet ?
-->'''Geralt'''!No.
-->'''vampire''':Then ''fuck off''.
* The vampire scene from the gameplay trailer where Geralt and his friend found a vampire in a sarcophagus:
-->'''Vampire''':Is it 1358 yet ?
-->'''Geralt'''!No.
-->'''vampire''':Then ''fuck off''.
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--> '''Emperor Emrieis''' (if you choose to bow to him): I thought you bowed to no man.\\
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--> '''Emperor Emrieis''' Emhyr''' (if you choose to bow to him): I thought you bowed to no man.\\
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--> '''Emperor Emrieis''': I thought you bowed to no man.\\
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--> '''Emperor Emrieis''': Emrieis''' (if you choose to bow to him): I thought you bowed to no man.\\
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* Most of Geralt's DeadpanSnarker moments.
--> '''Emperor Emrieis''': I thought you bowed to no man.\\
'''Geralt''': Didn't want to disappoint the chamberlain. We're friends.
--> '''Emperor Emrieis''': I thought you bowed to no man.\\
'''Geralt''': Didn't want to disappoint the chamberlain. We're friends.
