History Funny / TheWheelOfTime

22nd Mar '18 7:09:44 PM YetAnotherRandomGuy
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-->''I called to her that she would have to [[TrainingFromHell dig holes in the ground with her teeth]] this time if she had been caught in a misdeed, and she was so sleepy she believed me. She began protesting that she would not, so hard that [[NeverMessWithGranny Sorilea]] began demanding what she had done to think she deserved to.''



-->''I called to her that she would have to [[TrainingFromHell dig holes in the ground with her teeth]] this time if she had been caught in a misdeed, and she was so sleepy she believed me. She began protesting that she would not, so hard that [[NeverMessWithGranny Sorilea]] began demanding what she had done to think she deserved to.''
22nd Mar '18 7:08:25 PM YetAnotherRandomGuy
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* Rand is exhausted from [[spoiler:the battle of Cairhien]] though he still wants to enter the city. Aviendha is trying to convince him to rest and she resorts to hiding his clothes from him by sitting on them. The thought of an adult who is a fierce warrior and training to be a Wise One doing something so childish is hilarious.
18th Mar '18 7:11:57 PM YetAnotherRandomGuy
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-->'''Mistress Tharne''': A shy maiden, that one! Legs white and slender enough to set you all drooling, and she bawled like a baby when I told her shed' have to show them to you! Just sat right down on the floor and cried. Hips round enough for any taste, and she...!

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-->'''Mistress Tharne''': A shy maiden, that one! Legs white and slender enough to set you all drooling, and she bawled like a baby when I told her shed' she'd have to show them to you! Just sat right down on the floor and cried. Hips round enough for any taste, and she...!
18th Mar '18 7:07:21 PM YetAnotherRandomGuy
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* Nynaeve asks both Masema and Galad to search for a ship for her to travel on inadvertently starting a battle/riot when the Shienarans and the Whitecloaks fight over the same ship.



* To convince Luca to let them join the menagerie, Elayne easily performs a walk across a high rope using a flow of air. She says that Juilin can also do the walk. Juilin, who cannot see the flow, is obviously scared and performs the walk with less grace. Luca believes his fear and unease were an act to counterbalance Elayne's gracefulness.



--->'''Mistress Tharne''': A shy maiden, that one! Legs white and slender enough to set you all drooling, and she bawled like a baby when I told her shed' have to show them to you! Just sat right down on the floor and cried. Hips round enough for any taste, and she...!

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--->'''Mistress -->'''Mistress Tharne''': A shy maiden, that one! Legs white and slender enough to set you all drooling, and she bawled like a baby when I told her shed' have to show them to you! Just sat right down on the floor and cried. Hips round enough for any taste, and she...!




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* Siuan and Gareth are discussing the past where she made him stand down on a border dispute. She says that she did so because she thought a border lord named Dulain would unify Murandy. He learns that Dulain died due to a farmer's arrow causing him to laugh.
-->'''Gareth''': It was the farmers you should have made kneel, not me.
18th Mar '18 6:50:48 PM YetAnotherRandomGuy
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* A lot of the interactions between Aviendha and Rand were hilarious. Most notable is when Aviendha acts as wing-woman for Elayne and describes to Rand Elayne's physical attributes such as her lips and bosom. Rand is greatly embarrassed and tells her to stop so she settles for walking beside him, staring at him, and smiling with teeth bared at him.
* Perrin overhears Chiad suggesting to Bain that they play Maiden's Kiss with Gaul. Perrin later asks Gaul if he had a good night playing the game causing him to stumble and almost fall flat on his face.



* Siuan and Leane are unrecognizable after catching up with the renegade Aes Sedai, forcing them to recount all the pranks they pulled as novices before the others are satisfied.


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* Min uses the alias Serenla which amuses several people including Gareth who says "Your mother must have had a premonition." She later learns that it means "stubborn daughter" in the Old Tongue.
* After getting info from Mistress Tharne, Siuan needs a reason to leave the inn innocuously. She wants to use the reason that she cannot sing but the mistress came up with this:
--->'''Mistress Tharne''': A shy maiden, that one! Legs white and slender enough to set you all drooling, and she bawled like a baby when I told her shed' have to show them to you! Just sat right down on the floor and cried. Hips round enough for any taste, and she...!
* Siuan getting embarrassed by the names of the two inns she goes to: The Good Night's Ride and the Nine Horse Hitch.
* Siuan and Leane are unrecognizable after catching up with the renegade Aes Sedai, forcing them to recount all the pranks they pulled as novices before the others are satisfied.
16th Mar '18 7:48:49 PM YetAnotherRandomGuy
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* Rand, Mat, Perrin, and Ingtar are sneaking through a Seanchan official's residence to retrieve two important items. They see a female servant wearing transparent clothes. Mat[[spoiler:, who is suffering from a severe illness which is related to one of the items and will die if he doesn't get cured soon and so has a clear interest in getting the items,]] is the one to point her near naked state out to the rest of the party potentially alerting the inhabitants.
7th Mar '18 6:52:08 PM YetAnotherRandomGuy
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* When Uno and Ragan bring Nynaeve to Masema the Prophet, Uno embellishes her relation to Rand.
-->'''Uno''': She was at Fal Dara with the Lord Dragon, and at Falme. The Lord Dragon rescued her at Falme. The Lord Dragon cares for her as for a mother.
* Uno mentions that Masema has paired up hundreds of random men and women to be married and says that Nynaeve is lucky that Masema had forgotten that she was not married else she may have ended up in a marriage herself. Nynaeve hears Ragan mutter to himself "Some man doesn't know how bloody lucky ''he'' is."


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** Prompting Birgitte to respond with:
--->'''Birgitte''': Was that a cry for help or are you hungry? I suppose I could find a wet nurse."
12th Jan '18 12:25:48 PM Gregzilla
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** She even shouts "Not again!" when it happens.

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** She even shouts [[OhNoNotAgain "Not again!" again!"]] when it happens.



-->'''Elayne:''' "[[OhCrap Creator shelter us.]]"

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-->'''Elayne:''' "[[OhCrap "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Creator shelter us.]]"
11th Jan '18 12:10:50 PM Jasin_Moridin
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** The worst and funniest part about it is a bit of FridgeBrilliance: Borderlanders are buried '''standing up'''. So they had to dig holes big enough to put the chopped-down trees in '''vertically'''.
14th Dec '17 5:13:18 PM GunarmDyne
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** The full list can be found [[http://softandonly.com/category/jackie-isms/books/page/2 here]].
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