History Funny / TheWeddingSinger

* One of Robbie's nephews calla Linda a "bitch".
** He also defaced her in a photograph of Robbie and her together. Robbie said it wasn't nice but was very creative.

* "He's losing his mind!...and I'm reaping all the benefits!"

** He also drew a mean picture of her. Robbie said it wasn't nice but was quite a good drawing.

* The CD Player. The way the actors deliver their lines here makes it even more hilarious.

--> '''Glenn:'''(''chuckling'') No Jules, it doesn't play records, it plays ''[=CDs=]'', it's a ''CD player''.
** This is one of the rare "current technology" jokes that ages well. It was funny in 1998 because everyone had CD players, and so viewers could have a nice [[InJoke "if only they knew"]] laugh. It's funny now because CD players themselves have long been surpassed by online streaming (and funnily enough, vinyl, ''again''), so many younger viewers are likely to be either just as awe-struck as the characters, or laugh at the quaint technology (much as viewers in the 90s laughed at record players)

* The look on Billy Idol's face when the old lady asks what the mile high club is.

-->'''Robbie''':[looking at a sexy waitress; monotone voice] My, God. That is a luscious ass.

* Robbie's nephew Tyler asks if Robbie is going to end up a mental institution. You get the feeling this joke is going to get a call-back at some point, but the kid has the nerve to do it right after [[HeroicBSoD Linda just dumped Robbie]], leaving him absolutely devastated and heartbroken. Cut to:

** What makes this even more [[HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight]] is that this character never appears or is mentioned again.

** This is one of the rare "current technology" jokes that ages well. It was funny in 1998 because everyone had CD players, and so viewers could have a nice [[In-Joke "if only they knew"]] laugh. It's funny now because CD players themselves have long been surpassed by online streaming (and funnily enough, vinyl, ''again''), so many younger viewers are likely to be either just as awe-struck as the characters, or laugh at the quaint technology (much as viewers in the 90s laughed at record players)

--> '''Glenn:'''(''chuckling'') No Jules, it doesn't play records, it plays CDs, it's a ''CD player''.

--> '''Glenn:'''(''chuckling'') No Jules, it doesn't play records, it plays ''CDs'', it's a ''CD player''.

** This is one of the rare "current technology" jokes that ages well. It was funny in 1998 because everyone had CD players, and so viewers could have a nice "if only they knew what was coming" laugh. It's funny now because CD players themselves have long been surpassed by online streaming (and funnily enough, vinyl, ''again''), so many younger viewers are likely to be either just as awe-struck as the characters, or laugh at the quaint technology (much as viewers in the 90s laughed at record players)

** "I just want to warn you when I wrote this song I was listening to Music/TheCure a lot." He wasn't kidding!

--> '''Linda:''' (telling Robbie that she realized she didn't want to marry him ''after'' she had abandoned him at the altar) Oh, yeah - sure! Living in your sister's basement with five kids while you're off every weekend doing wedding gigs at a whoppin' sixty bucks a pop?

--> '''Linda:''' Oh, yeah - sure! Living in your sister's basement with five kids while you're off every weekend doing wedding gigs at a whoppin' sixty bucks a pop?

--> (laughs., breaks out in tears, pauses, then smiles; starts to practice saying Robbie's last name.)
* Robbie testing to see if Glenn's a cad:

* Creator/SteveBuscemi delivering an absolutely picture perfect cameo as an utterly blitzed best man.
** [[spoiler:Which leads to a hilarious pay-off when he appears as a wedding singer in Robbie and Julia's wedding at the end.]]

-->'''Glenn''': It's Guglia.
-->'''Robbie''': Guglia? Oh, so Julia's last name's gonna be Guglia. Julia Guglia! That's funny!

-->'''Julia''': [into the mirror in her wedding dress] Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Mrs. Julia Guglia.

-->'''Julia''': Hi, it's nice to meet you I'm Mrs. Julia Guglia...
--> (laughs, breaks out in tears, pauses, then smiles; starts to practice saying Robbie's last name.)

* Someone asks Robbie if he feels like shit after being left at the alter.

-->'''Robbie''': Hey, have a few drinks then drive home, okay?

* So much about Robbie's FishOutOfWater experience in the first class section of the flight is funny, but the GilliganCut from Robbie starting to talk about why he's on the plane to an eavesdropping busybody passenger, to the tail end of Robbie's recap of the story so far, when pretty much the entirety of first class and the cabin crew are sitting enthralled listening to him:

** The way he slowly closes the curtain while staring with his bug eyes really sold that line.