History Funny / TheTenCommandments

27th Mar '16 8:05:50 PM Whitewings
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* When the Jews are leaving Egypt, one family can't quite convince their donkey to come along. Joshua rides by and quips "400 years in bondage, and today he doesn't want to leave."

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* When the Jews are leaving Egypt, one family can't quite convince their donkey to come along. Joshua rides by and quips "400 years in bondage, and today he doesn't want to leave."won't move!"
25th Nov '15 3:30:27 PM CaptEquinox
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--> '''Lulua.''' What do you see, Sephorah?
--> '''Iyda.''' What are you looking at?
--> '''Sephorah''' (casually) A man.
--> '''Everybody (except Sephorah).''' ''SQUEEEEEE!!!!!''
3rd Apr '15 7:23:37 AM Movienut376
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1kqqMXWEFs This phony trailer]] for a comedic version of the film.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1kqqMXWEFs This phony trailer]] for a comedic version of the film.film.
* A meta example, as told by Charlton Heston in his autobiography; the orgy scene was such a grueling shoot that one of the female extras asked, "Who do I have to fuck to get OUT of this movie??"
24th Mar '15 2:48:57 AM crl85
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* The fact that Moses threw the Ten Commandments to the idol and destroyed them along with it, ''before he even told his people what the laws were.'' Granted, he probably recited them from memory, but the thought of him having to go back up to ask God for another set of commandments is hilarious.

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* The fact that Moses threw the Ten Commandments to the idol and destroyed them along with it, ''before he even told his people what the laws were.'' Granted, he probably recited them from memory, but the thought of him having to go back up to ask God for another set of commandments is hilarious.hilarious.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1kqqMXWEFs This phony trailer]] for a comedic version of the film.
25th Aug '14 6:11:47 PM nightshade1218
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* When the Jews are leaving Egypt, one family can't quite convince their donkey to come along. Joshua rides by and quips "400 years in bondage, and today he doesn't want to leave."

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* When the Jews are leaving Egypt, one family can't quite convince their donkey to come along. Joshua rides by and quips "400 years in bondage, and today he doesn't want to leave.""
* The fact that Moses threw the Ten Commandments to the idol and destroyed them along with it, ''before he even told his people what the laws were.'' Granted, he probably recited them from memory, but the thought of him having to go back up to ask God for another set of commandments is hilarious.
14th Jul '14 7:21:00 PM Demetrios
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--> '''Third Shiek''': It is a garden of many flowers, Moses. I wish you had my years and I had your choice!

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--> '''Third Shiek''': It is a garden of many flowers, Moses. I wish you had my years and I had your choice!choice!
* When the Jews are leaving Egypt, one family can't quite convince their donkey to come along. Joshua rides by and quips "400 years in bondage, and today he doesn't want to leave."
18th May '14 7:21:21 PM firejewel
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** Once he wakes up and saves the girls from some ruffians, Moses finds he can't keep the ladies away, as they were washing his feet. [[DeadpanSnarker ...That poor man]].

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** * Once he wakes up and saves the girls from some ruffians, Moses finds he can't keep the ladies away, as they were washing his feet. [[DeadpanSnarker ...That poor man]].
19th Apr '14 3:04:59 PM firejewel
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--> '''Lilia''': Does it take the whole Nile to quench your thirst?
--> '''Joshua''': No, just your lips.



--> '''Third Shiek''': It is a garden of many flowers, Moses. I wish you had my years and I had your choice!
--> '''Lilia''': Does it take the whole Nile to quench your thirst?
--> '''Joshua''': No, just your lips.

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--> '''Third Shiek''': It is a garden of many flowers, Moses. I wish you had my years and I had your choice!
--> '''Lilia''': Does it take the whole Nile to quench your thirst?
--> '''Joshua''': No, just your lips.
choice!
19th Apr '14 3:04:30 PM firejewel
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* Joshua and Lilia have an amusing romantic conversation to at least suggest the Hebrews are able to find a few light moments in their slavery.

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* Joshua and Lilia have an amusing romantic conversation to at least suggest the Hebrews are able to find a few light moments in their slavery.slavery, also counts as a [[HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming Moment]].



[one minute later]
19th Apr '14 3:03:15 PM firejewel
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** Once he wakes up and saves the girls from some ruffians, Moses finds he can't keep the ladies away, as they were washing his feet. [[DeadpanSnarker ...That poor man]].
--> '''Moses''': Never did a lost sheep have so many shepherds.



-->Joshua: Here! Water lily!
-->Lilia: My name is Lilia.
-->Joshua: To me you are a lily, and I want water.
-->Lilia: Joshua. Joshua, I thought you'd never come down.
-->Joshua: Water before love, my girl.
-->Lilia: Does it take the whole Nile to quench your thirst?
-->Joshua: No, just your lips.

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-->Joshua: --> '''Joshua''': Here! Water lily!
-->Lilia: --> '''Lilia''': My name is Lilia.
-->Joshua: --> '''Joshua''': To me you are a lily, and I want water.
-->Lilia: --> '''Lilia''': Joshua. Joshua, I thought you'd never come down.
-->Joshua: --> '''Joshua''': Water before love, my girl.
-->Lilia: * During Jethro's party, each of Sephora's six sisters do their dance to catch Moses eye. Three of the shieks offer their, suggestions.
--> '''First Shiek''': A bride, a shawl. Choose one, not all!
[one minute later]
--> '''Second Shiek''': One shawl, one wife, your choice for life!
--> '''Third Shiek''': It is a garden of many flowers, Moses. I wish you had my years and I had your choice!
--> '''Lilia''':
Does it take the whole Nile to quench your thirst?
-->Joshua: --> '''Joshua''': No, just your lips.
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