History Funny / TheSpectacularSpiderman

--> '''Spidey:''' Are we talking Manhattan or all five? Nah, I make it a rule not to partner with anyone green. Or, you know, psychotic.

--> '''Spidey:''' C'mon, Doc! I'm an arthropod, you're a cephalopod. Can't we just hug it out?

** Late, when Flash is trying to enlist Peter's help to impress her:

** And when Rhino inevitably turns on him once the second the two are dealt with:

* In the Episode Nature vs. Nurture," there's a moment where Spider-Man leaves Tombstone's office and is immediately followed by Venom coming in.

--> '''Spidey:''' Yeah, well, the ratio of arms to sanity hasn't exactly been established either.

-->'''GreenGoblin''': You know what they say: If you can't join 'em, BEAT 'em!

* During the Christmas battle with the Sinister Six, Spider-Man defeats Rhino by [[spoiler: luring him onto the frozen river]] which gives way under his weight. Just before he falls:

-->'''Spider-Man'': Took the words right outta my mouth. Is that a felony?

* Most of the interactions in the Green Goblin's first appearance fall into this.

-->'''Green Goblin''': I certainly hope so. [[SnarkToSnarkCombat This little goblin wouldn't be caught dead committing a misdemeanour!]]

* A quick one after Vulture starts hunting for Norman, after he's torn open the roof of Osborn's limo.
-->''(Spidey tears off a door, leaps in, and strikes a lounging pose)''
-->'''Spider-Man''': Oh, this is a sweet ride! ''(glances up at Vulture)'' That sunroof come standard?

* Listen closely to Peter's alarm that he set on his phone. It's ''Itsy Bitsy Spider''.

* Spider-Man's [[YouFightLikeACow battle patter]] lends itself to many funny moments, such as this exchange during Spidey's fight with Montana/Shocker.

* When Flash lands the role of Bottom in the school production of ''Theatre/AMidsummerNightsDream'', Sha Shawn imagines him with a donkey head, then tells him [[StealthInsult he won't need much time to prepare]].

* Speaking of [[RunningGag running gags]], there's poor Hobie Brown, who constantly gets cut off before ''even before he starts speaking''. The first time we hear him is in the penultimate episode of season 2, in which he gets his moment of glory during the school play.

* Speaking of [[RunningGag running gags]], there's poor Hobie Brown constantly getting cut off before ''even before he starts speaking''. The first time we hear him is in the penultimate episode of season 2, in which he gets his moment of glory during the school play.

* Speaking of [[RunningGag running gags]], there's poor Hobie Brown constantly getting cut off before even before ''he starts speaking''. The first time we hear him is in the Season 2 finale, in which he gets his moment of glory during the school play.

* Speaking of [[RunningGag running gags]], there's poor Hobie Brown constantly getting cut off before even before ''he starts speaking''. The first time we hear him in in the Season 2 finale, in which he gets his moment of glory in the school play.

-->'''Flash:''' I don't want her to think I'm stupid.
-->'''Peter:''' Dude. Ship? Sailed.

--> '''Jonah:''' Er, scratch that, Spider-man stopped the Goblin. But fire Parker, the kid never showed up! [[BigWhat WHAT]]!? What do you mean, he just ''e-mailed'' photos!?

--> '''Peter:''' 'Cause she has a brain?

--> '''Aunt May''': Peter, you must meet Mrs. Watson's daughter, Mary-Jane

--> '''Aunt May''': Well, she's got a wonderful personality!

* After Spidey beat [[ExtranormalPrison The Vault]] ''and'' recaptured all the inmates released by the Green Goblin, Jonah states his believe that said in-mates all have been working with Spidey. Captain Stacey immediately asks him why would they do something like that.

-->'''Electro:''' "I'm not Max Dillon! I'm...what did you call me?"

--->'''Spider-Man''': ..you've had more shots at me than Marko and O'Hirn -and done about as well!

-->'''Spider-Man''': I know I'll regret this, but... you wanna partner up to destroy it?

* After Spidey beat [[ExtranormalPrison the vault]] ''and'' recaptured all the inmates released by the Green Goblin, Jonah states his believe that said in-mates all have been working with Spidey. Captain Stacey immediately asks him why would they do something like that.

-->"Aw man, my big score!"

--> '''Spider-Man''': Hey, wall-crawling's my shtick! If you start spinning a web, I'll sue!

* This one's a bit meta, but this troper always found it funny how much the characters like to toss around the phrase "Big Man of Crime" like it's such a prestigious and threatening title to possess. I get that the Kingpin is tied up with the Daredevil rights, but that doesn't mean that the title "Kingpin of Crime" isn't several orders of magnitude more awesome than "Big Man of Crime."

-->'''Flash:''' "I don't want her to think I'm stupid."
-->'''Peter:''' "Dude. Ship? Sailed."

* Flash's mom embarrassing him at his party in First Steps. First, she says that Peter and Flash are best friends. Flash protests that that was in nursery school. When Sally is shocked, Peter mockingly reveals the source of his nickname (hint: it wasn't because he could run fast.)

** Spider-Man's [[YouFightLikeACow battle patter]] lends itself to many funny moments, such as this exchange during Spidey's fight with Montana/Shocker.