History Funny / TheSopranos

* Burt and Patsy's attempt to shake down the manager of a Starbucks {[Expy}} for protection, as they realize he can't pay them off because he has to account for all expenditures through the corporate office, and there are too many locations for corporate to care about vandalism. The two leave, and Patsy laments "It's over for the little guy."

* Christopher's drug intervention, which ends up with him being pounded six ways to Sunday. Then Tony ices the cakes at ER. [[CutHimselfShaving Circumstances of the injuries]] :"slipping off the kitchen counter while spraying for ants". "Well, he was wearing socks."

* Furio gets treated by a real "prick doctor" : "While you're here maybe he can give you a bulge" and "Doc, see if you
can remove this ladies underwear"

* When Paulie first meets Finn, he asks him to clean dog feces off his tires and threatens to knock his teeth out. His [[OhCrap facial expression]] when he finds out he's Meadow's boyfriend is priceless. He then he proceeds to suck it up to him. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oc7wdUQfL0 100% Paulie in a nutshell]].

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwTRgDx7xJwhttp "Fuck You Santa!"]]

* Christopher's drug intervention, which ends up with him being pounded six ways to Sunday.

--> '''Paulie:''' "Ton, you give this guy a golf club, he'll probably try to fuck it."
* Pretty much everything involving Paulie Walnuts.
* [[spoiler: Junior also got funnier as the series and his dementia worsened.]]

* Christopher's [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs drug-fueled eulogy]] at [[spoiler: Livia's]] wake. Also, his intervention.

* Vito is stuck in a boring handyman job, constantly trying to resist the temptation to look at his watch to see when his lunch break is. Finally he convinces himself it's almost noon with the sun's position, but then sees on his watch that it's still more than an hour away and screams "FUCK ME!"
* Bobby helping a rapper get some street cred by shooting him, in the ass.

* Silvio [[RantInducingSlight flips]] [[LawofDisproportionateResponse out]] when Matthew Bevilacqua tries to sweep up the crumbs beneath his seat in "The Happy Wanderer". [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyT94FvvIQc It's pretty epic]].
* When Paulie first meets Finn, he asks him to clean dog feces off his tires and threatens to knock his teeth out. His [[OhCrap facial expression]] when he finds out he's Meadow's boyfriend is priceless.
* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He was gay, Gary Cooper?]]

* "Ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?" - Christopher, yet again.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwTRgDx7xJwhttp "Fuck You Santa!"]]
* A hard day at the office: the mobsters [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhrBrIQSWjo doing absolutely nothing]].
* Carmine Jr. trying the [[HonoraryUncle "Uncle Philly"]] soft approach, only to taste Phil's usual niceties : "Uncle Philly my ass!".

* Phil saying he's from AA and then replying "we are anonymous" when asked for his name during his otherwise horrible harassment of Chris' mother.

* Carmine Jr Triying to soft Phil using the HonoraryUncle angle, only to taste Phil's usual niceties : "Uncle Philly" "Uncle Philly, my ass!".

* The episode "A hit is a hit"

* Tony B calling [[SkunkStripes Paulie]] [[TheMunsters Grampa Munster]].

* Silvio [[RantInducingSlight flips]] [[LawofDisproportionateResponse out]] when [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyT94FvvIQc Matthew Bevilacqua tries to sweep up the crumbs beneath his seat in "The Happy Wanderer"]].

* Silvio [[RantInducingSlight flips]] [[LawofDisproportionateResponse out]] when Matthew Bevilacqua tries to sweep up the crumbs beneath his seat in "The Happy Wanderer".

* Vito is stuck in a boring handyman job, constantly trying to resist the temptation to look at his watch to see when his lunch break is. Finally he convinces himself it's almost noon with the sun's position, but then sees on his watch that it's still more than an hour away and screams "FUCK ME!"

-> Paulie: "Ton, you give this guy a golf club, he'll probably try to fuck it."

* Anytime someone talks about Christopher in a [[{{Understatement}} less than pleasant manner]], you ''will'' laugh until your sides hurt (and it's not like this is a comedy series, y'know). Christopher has been referred to as a "constipated owl" and "the only man who can smoke a cigarette in the rain".

-->'''Paulie''': With what? His cock?

* Pretty much all of "Pine Barrens," especially this gem:

* Ralphie. '''[[{{Film.Gladiator}} "I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOPLE!"]]'''

* Tony's response to Meadow's boyfriend [[TwoferTokenMinority Noah Tannenbaum]], AKA Jamal Ginsberg the Hassidic Homeboy, AKA the Oreo Cookie.

* Christopher's [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs drug-fueled eulogy]] at [[spoiler: Livia's]] wake. Also, his intervention.