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-->'''Homer (when running away from the now-rolling wrecking ball)''': Come on, ball, you don't want to hurt me, we're both big and round and never finished high school!

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-->'''Homer (when running away from the now-rolling wrecking ball)''': Come on, ball, you You don't want to wanna hurt me, we're ball! We're both big and round and never finished high school!
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* In the final preshow room, Sideshow Bob announces "And now the last thing that you will ever see! A legally-required safety video." "AAAAAAAH!" Even better, the ride instruction video is an Itchy & Scratchy short.

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* In the final preshow room, Sideshow Bob announces "And now "Now, the last thing that you will you'll ever see! A legally-required safety video." "AAAAAAAH!" Even better, the ride instruction video is an Itchy & Scratchy short.



-->'''Homer (when running away from the now-rolling wrecking ball)''': Come on ball, you don't want to hurt me, we're both big and round and never finished high school!

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-->'''Homer (when running away from the now-rolling wrecking ball)''': Come on on, ball, you don't want to hurt me, we're both big and round and never finished high school!



-->'''Homer:''' When did beer hurt anybody? (''Homer rips a giant mug away from an animatronic pirate'') Uh oh, I hate chain reactions!

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-->'''Homer:''' When did beer hurt anybody? (''Homer rips a giant mug away from an animatronic pirate'') Uh oh, Uh-oh, I hate chain reactions!
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-->'''Krusty:''' Eeny meeny miny mo, make it quick, I gotta go, to the little clown's room, so, the winner is who hollers...\\

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-->'''Krusty:''' Eeny meeny miny mo, make it quick, I gotta go, to the little clown's room, so, the winner family that will see my show, is the one who hollers...\\



* From the preshow: Krusty asks the Simpsons to choose the people who will come with them on the ride. Bart points to the audience and asks "How about these guys?" "Eh, sure. They look clean."

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* From the preshow: Krusty asks the Simpsons to choose the people who will come with them on the ride. Bart points to the audience and asks "How about 'bout these guys?" "Eh, sure. They look clean."
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'''Bart:''' ...you've soiled your pants for the last time? Haha!

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'''Bart:''' ...you've you soiled your pants for the last time? Haha!
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* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "WELCOME TO A MAGICAL JOURNEY THROUGH MY MOUTH."]]

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* When the ride vehicle enters the structure shaped like Krusty's head, we hear his voice say [[ItMakesSenseInContext "WELCOME TO A MAGICAL JOURNEY THROUGH MY MOUTH."]]



** "Onward, convenient whale!"

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** Lisa, riding a killer whale, saying "Onward, convenient whale!"whale!" after she saves the riders.
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-->'''Krusty:''' Eeny meeny miny mo, make it quick, I gotta go, to the little clown’s room, so, the winner is who hollers...
-->(''Sideshow Bob steps on Homer's foot'')
-->'''Homer:''' [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption D'OH!]]

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-->'''Krusty:''' Eeny meeny miny mo, make it quick, I gotta go, to the little clown’s clown's room, so, the winner is who hollers...
-->(''Sideshow
hollers...\\
(''Sideshow
Bob steps on Homer's foot'')
-->'''Homer:'''
foot'')\\
'''Homer:'''
[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption D'OH!]]



-->'''Krusty:''' What do you want?
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' A dish ''best served cold.''
-->'''Homer:''' Is it ice cream?
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' NO! Revenge!

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-->'''Krusty:''' What do you want?
-->'''Sideshow
want?\\
'''Sideshow
Bob:''' A dish ''best served cold.''
-->'''Homer:'''
''\\
'''Homer:'''
Is it ice cream?
-->'''Sideshow
cream?\\
'''Sideshow
Bob:''' NO! Revenge!



-->'''Lisa:''' I'm scared, dad!
-->'''Homer:''' Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park as long as you have a dime left in your pocket.

-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' There's nothing you can do! You're about to die!
-->'''Homer:''' You sound like my doctor!

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-->'''Lisa:''' I'm scared, dad!
-->'''Homer:'''
dad!\\
'''Homer:'''
Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park as long as you have a dime left in your pocket.

-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' There's nothing you can do! You're about to die!
-->'''Homer:'''
die!\\
'''Homer:'''
You sound like my doctor!
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-->'''Lisa''': I'm scared, dad!
-->'''Homer''': Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park as long as you have a dime left in your pocket.

-->'''Sideshow Bob''': There's nothing you can do! You're about to die!
-->'''Homer''': You sound like my doctor!

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-->'''Lisa''': -->'''Lisa:''' I'm scared, dad!
-->'''Homer''': -->'''Homer:''' Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park as long as you have a dime left in your pocket.

-->'''Sideshow Bob''': Bob:''' There's nothing you can do! You're about to die!
-->'''Homer''': -->'''Homer:''' You sound like my doctor!



-->'''Homer''': Alone at last!
-->'''Marge''': Bob's trying to kill the kids!
-->'''Homer''': It just gets better and better...

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-->'''Homer''': -->'''Homer:''' Alone at last!
-->'''Marge''': -->'''Marge:''' Bob's trying to kill the kids!
-->'''Homer''': -->'''Homer:''' It just gets better and better...



-->'''Sideshow Bob''': You've foiled my plans for the last time!
-->'''Bart''': ...you've soiled your pants for the last time? Haha!

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-->'''Sideshow Bob''': Bob:''' You've foiled my plans for the last time!
-->'''Bart''': ...
time!\\
'''Bart:''' ...
you've soiled your pants for the last time? Haha!

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* The billboard that says "Send Money to Universal Studios", a particularly hilarious case of a company making fun of itself.

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* The billboard many signs and notices that says "Send Money hammer in just how terrible Krustyland is.
-->KRUSTYLAND ATM: Fees raised from $2
to Universal Studios", a particularly hilarious case "double however much money you're taking out" - Sorry
* One
of a company making fun the videos in the queue shows what happened to the [[Ride/BackToTheFutureTheRide Institute of itself.Future Technology]]: Professor Frink decides to head back in time with the [=DeLorean=] in order to prevent the sale of the IFT. By doing this, he runs over the man who was going to help Doc Brown (actually voiced by Creator/ChristopherLloyd!) keep the IFT alive, and because of this, Doc has to sell the institute to "that mercenary clown".
-->'''Krusty:''' Mercenary clown? That's me! (''puts a Krustyland sign over the IFT sign and laughs'')
-->'''Prof. Frink:''' Oh, no! [[StableTimeLoop By traveling to change the past, I have inadvertently caused it to happen!]]
-->'''Doc:''' (''opening the door of Krusty's limo'') So, what can I do for you, boss?
-->'''Krusty:''' You can take tickets at the front if you get a haircut.
-->'''Doc:''' Fine by me! It takes me three hours in the morning just to get it like this!



* When the Simpsons are being dropped from the "Death Drop" ride, Homer exclaims, "My bosoms are slapping my face!"

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* When How the Simpsons are being dropped from get chosen for the "Death Drop" ride, ride.
-->'''Krusty:''' Eeny meeny miny mo, make it quick, I gotta go, to the little clown’s room, so, the winner is who hollers...
-->(''Sideshow Bob steps on Homer's foot'')
-->'''Homer:''' [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption D'OH!]]
* From the preshow: Krusty asks the Simpsons to choose the people who will come with them on the ride. Bart points to the audience and asks "How about these guys?" "Eh, sure. They look clean."
* Bob's reveal to the family.
-->'''Krusty:''' What do you want?
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' A dish ''best served cold.''
-->'''Homer:''' Is it ice cream?
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' NO! Revenge!
* In the final preshow room, Sideshow Bob announces "And now the last thing that you will ever see! A legally-required safety video." "AAAAAAAH!" Even better, the ride instruction video is an Itchy & Scratchy short.
** Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome when you realize that even though the writers had to keep the violence PG-rated for the littler kids, it still feels like a good Itchy & Scratchy cartoon.
** Additionally, the only reason why they're on the ride is because
Homer exclaims, "My bosoms are slapping waited for so long to go on it.
* Two of the exchanges in the ride's opening scene:
-->'''Lisa''': I'm scared, dad!
-->'''Homer''': Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park as long as you have a dime left in your pocket.

-->'''Sideshow Bob''': There's nothing you can do! You're about to die!
-->'''Homer''': You sound like
my face!"doctor!



* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "WELCOME TO A MAGICAL JOURNEY THROUGH MY MOUTH."]]
* '''Nelson:''' You're all gonna die! Ha, ha!
* Sideshow Bob ambushing Bart and Lisa on the "Happy Little Elves in Panda Land" ride.
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' The panda begs to differ!



* Two of the exchanges in the ride's opening scene:
-->'''Lisa''': I'm scared, dad!
-->'''Homer''': Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park as long as you have a dime left in your pocket.

-->'''Sideshow Bob''': There's nothing you can do! You're about to die!
-->'''Homer''': You sound like my doctor!
* When the Simpsons go back into their home, only for it to be revealed that they're still on a ride, Kang and Kodos come out, with Kodos saying, "Foolish earthlings! Don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?"

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* Two of Homer causing DisasterDominoes in "Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off" which causes the exchanges in the ride's opening scene:
-->'''Lisa''': I'm scared, dad!
-->'''Homer''': Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park as long as you have a dime left in your pocket.

-->'''Sideshow Bob''': There's nothing you can do! You're about
ride to die!
-->'''Homer''': You sound like my doctor!
*
collapse around him and Marge.
-->'''Homer:'''
When the Simpsons go back into their home, only for it to be revealed that they're still on did beer hurt anybody? (''Homer rips a ride, Kang and Kodos come out, with Kodos saying, "Foolish earthlings! Don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?"giant mug away from an animatronic pirate'') Uh oh, I hate chain reactions!



* One of the videos in the queue shows what happened to the [[Ride/BackToTheFutureTheRide Institute of Future Technology]]: Professor Frink decides to head back in time with the [=DeLorean=] in order to prevent the sale of the IFT. By doing this, he runs over the man who was going to help Doc Brown (actually voiced by Creator/ChristopherLloyd!) keep the IFT alive, and because of this, Doc has to sell the institute to "that mercenary clown".
-->'''Krusty:''' Mercenary clown? That's me! (''puts a Krustyland sign over the IFT sign and laughs'')
-->'''Prof. Frink:''' Oh, no! [[StableTimeLoop By traveling to change the past, I have inadvertently caused it to happen!]]
-->'''Doc:''' (''opening the door of Krusty's limo'') So, what can I do for you, boss?
-->'''Krusty:''' You can take tickets at the front if you get a haircut.
-->'''Doc:''' Fine by me! It takes me three hours in the morning just to get it like this!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "WELCOME TO A MAGICAL JOURNEY THROUGH MY MOUTH."]]
* From the preshow: Krusty asks the Simpsons to choose the people who will come with them on the ride. Bart points to the audience and asks "How about these guys?" "Eh, sure. They look clean."
* How the Simpsons get chosen for the ride.
-->'''Krusty:''' Eeny meeny miny mo, make it quick, I gotta go, to the little clown’s room, so, The winner is who hollers...
-->(''Sideshow Bob kicks Homer from behind'')
-->'''Homer:''' [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption D'OH!]]
* In the final preshow room, Sideshow Bob announces "And now the last thing that you will ever see! A legally-required safety video." "AAAAAAAH!" Even better, the ride instruction video is an Itchy & Scratchy short.
** Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome when you realize that even though the writers had to keep the violence PG-rated for the littler kids, it still feels like a good Itchy & Scratchy cartoon.
** Additionally, the only reason why they're on the ride is because Homer waited for so long to go on it.
* Bob's reveal to the family.
-->'''Krusty:''' What do you want?
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' A dish ''best served cold.''
-->'''Homer:''' Is it ice cream?
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' NO! Revenge!
* The many signs and notices that hammer in just how terrible Krustyland is.
-->KRUSTYLAND ATM: Fees raised from $2 to "double however much money you're taking out" - Sorry
* '''Nelson:''' You're all gonna die! Ha, ha!
* At the end of the ride:
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' I've still got five seconds to kill someone! ''(glances at audience)'' [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Hello, folks!]] ''[[LaserGuidedKarma (Immediately gets crushed]] [[MakesSenseInContext by The Simpsons' couch)]]''



* Homer causing DisasterDominoes in "Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off" which causes the ride to collapse around him and Marge.
-->'''Homer:''' When did beer ever hurt anybody? (''Homer rips a giant mug away from an animatronic pirate'') Uh oh, I hate chain reactions!
* Sideshow Bob ambushing Bart and Lisa on the "Happy Little Elves in Panda Land" ride.
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' The panda begs to differ!

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* The billboard that says "Send Money to Universal Studios", a particularly hilarious case of a company making fun of itself.
* When the Simpsons go back into their home, only for it to be revealed that they're still on a ride, Kang and Kodos come out, with Kodos saying, "Foolish earthlings! Don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?"
* When the Simpsons are being dropped from the "Death Drop" ride,
Homer causing DisasterDominoes in "Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off" which causes exclaims, "My bosoms are slapping my face!"
* At
the ride to collapse around him and Marge.
-->'''Homer:''' When did beer ever hurt anybody? (''Homer rips a giant mug away from an animatronic pirate'') Uh oh, I hate chain reactions!
* Sideshow Bob ambushing Bart and Lisa on
end of the "Happy Little Elves in Panda Land" ride.
ride:
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' I've still got five seconds to kill someone! ''(glances at audience)'' [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Hello, folks!]] ''[[LaserGuidedKarma (Immediately gets crushed]] [[MakesSenseInContext by The panda begs to differ!Simpsons' couch)]]''
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-->'''Krusty:''' The family that will see my show is the one who hollers...

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-->'''Krusty:''' Eeny meeny miny mo, make it quick, I gotta go, to the little clown’s room, so, The family that will see my show winner is the one who hollers...
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-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' The panda begs to differ!

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-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' The panda begs to differ!differ!
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-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' I've still got five seconds to kill someone! ''(glances at audience)'' [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Hello, folks!]]

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-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' I've still got five seconds to kill someone! ''(glances at audience)'' [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Hello, folks!]]folks!]] ''[[LaserGuidedKarma (Immediately gets crushed]] [[MakesSenseInContext by The Simpsons' couch)]]''

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* Virtually all the ride names in the preshow video loops, such as "Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off" and "Haunted Condos" (which is mentioned as being closed for "annual [[Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} ghostbusting]]").

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* Virtually all the ride names in the preshow video loops, such as "Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off" and "Haunted Condos" Condo" (which is mentioned as being closed for "annual [[Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} ghostbusting]]").ghostbusting]]").
** The map of Krustyland in the outdoor queue notes that Krusty's Haunted Condo has [[Ride/TheHauntedMansion "999 unhappy teen employees"]].
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* Sideshow Bob ambushing Bart and Lisa on "Happy Little Elves in Panda Land" ride.

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* Sideshow Bob ambushing Bart and Lisa on the "Happy Little Elves in Panda Land" ride.
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-->'''Homer:''' When did beer ever hurt anybody? (''Homer rips a giant mug away from an animatronic pirate'') Uh oh, I hate chain reactions!

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-->'''Homer:''' When did beer ever hurt anybody? (''Homer rips a giant mug away from an animatronic pirate'') Uh oh, I hate chain reactions!reactions!
* Sideshow Bob ambushing Bart and Lisa on "Happy Little Elves in Panda Land" ride.
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' The panda begs to differ!
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-->'''Prof. Frink:''' Oh, no! By traveling to change the past, I have inadvertently caused it to happen!

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-->'''Prof. Frink:''' Oh, no! [[StableTimeLoop By traveling to change the past, I have inadvertently caused it to happen!happen!]]



-->'''Homer:''' D'OH!
* In the final preshow room, Sideshow Bob announces "And now the last thing that you will ever see! A legally-required safety video." "AAAAAAAH!" Even better, the ride instruction video is an Itchy & Scratchy short!

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-->'''Homer:''' D'OH!
[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption D'OH!]]
* In the final preshow room, Sideshow Bob announces "And now the last thing that you will ever see! A legally-required safety video." "AAAAAAAH!" Even better, the ride instruction video is an Itchy & Scratchy short!short.
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* Homer causing DisasterDominos in "Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off" which causes the ride to collapse around him and Marge.

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* Homer causing DisasterDominos DisasterDominoes in "Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off" which causes the ride to collapse around him and Marge.

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* More from the preshow: Krusty asks the Simpsons to choose the people who will come with them on the ride. Bart points to the audience and asks "How about these guys?" "Eh, sure. They look clean."

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* More from From the preshow: Krusty asks the Simpsons to choose the people who will come with them on the ride. Bart points to the audience and asks "How about these guys?" "Eh, sure. They look clean.""
* How the Simpsons get chosen for the ride.
-->'''Krusty:''' The family that will see my show is the one who hollers...
-->(''Sideshow Bob kicks Homer from behind'')
-->'''Homer:''' D'OH!



-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' I've still got five seconds to kill someone! ''(glances at audience)'' [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Hello, folks!]]

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-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' I've still got five seconds to kill someone! ''(glances at audience)'' [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Hello, folks!]]folks!]]
* Maggie mistaking the riders' vehicle for a pacifier. Marge orders her to take it out, and the audience gets sprayed when she does.
* Homer causing DisasterDominos in "Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off" which causes the ride to collapse around him and Marge.
-->'''Homer:''' When did beer ever hurt anybody? (''Homer rips a giant mug away from an animatronic pirate'') Uh oh, I hate chain reactions!
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* While everyone goes to the ride after the introductory scene, Homer constantly tells everyone to sit down in various ways and then threatens to make an annoying noise. Especially amusing as everyone would have sat down by this point.

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* In the final preshow room, Sideshow Bob announces "And now the last thing that you will ever see: A legally-required safety video!" "AAAAAAAH!" Even better, the ride instruction video is an Itchy & Scratchy short!

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* In the final preshow room, Sideshow Bob announces "And now the last thing that you will ever see: see! A legally-required safety video!" video." "AAAAAAAH!" Even better, the ride instruction video is an Itchy & Scratchy short!



-->'''Homer:''' Ice cream?

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-->'''Homer:''' Ice cream?Is it ice cream?
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' NO! Revenge!
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** Doubles as an AwesomeMoment when you realize that even though the writers had to keep the violence PG-rated for the littler kids, it still feels like a good Itchy & Scratchy cartoon.

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** Doubles as an AwesomeMoment a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome when you realize that even though the writers had to keep the violence PG-rated for the littler kids, it still feels like a good Itchy & Scratchy cartoon.
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** Additionally, the only reason why they're on the ride is because Homer waited for so long to go on it.
* Bob's reveal to the family.
-->'''Krusty:''' What do you want?
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' A dish ''best served cold.''
-->'''Homer:''' Ice cream?



* '''Nelson:''' You're all gonna die! Ha, ha!

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* '''Nelson:''' You're all gonna die! Ha, ha!ha!
* At the end of the ride:
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' I've still got five seconds to kill someone! ''(glances at audience)'' [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Hello, folks!]]
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* '''Nelson:''' Ha, ha! You're all gonna die!

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* '''Nelson:''' Ha, ha! You're all gonna die!die! Ha, ha!
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* When the Simpsons go back into their home, only for it to be revealed that their still on a ride, Kang and Kodos come out, with Kodos saying, "Foolish earthlings! Don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?"

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* When the Simpsons go back into their home, only for it to be revealed that their they're still on a ride, Kang and Kodos come out, with Kodos saying, "Foolish earthlings! Don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?"
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-->KRUSTYLAND ATM: Fees raised from $2 to "double however much money you're taking out" - Sorry

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-->KRUSTYLAND ATM: Fees raised from $2 to "double however much money you're taking out" - SorrySorry
* '''Nelson:''' Ha, ha! You're all gonna die!
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* Virtually all the ride names in the preshow video loops, such as "Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off" and "Haunted Condos" (which is mentioned as being closed for "annual [[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} ghostbusting]]").

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* Virtually all the ride names in the preshow video loops, such as "Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off" and "Haunted Condos" (which is mentioned as being closed for "annual [[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} [[Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} ghostbusting]]").
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* When the Simpsons go back into their home, only for it to be revealed that their still on a ride, Kang and Kodos come out, with Kodos saying, "Foolish earthlings! Don't you know all rides must exit near the gift shop?"

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* When the Simpsons go back into their home, only for it to be revealed that their still on a ride, Kang and Kodos come out, with Kodos saying, "Foolish earthlings! Don't you know all rides must exit end near the gift shop?"



* In the final preshow room, Sideshow Bob announces "And now the last thing that you will ever see: A mandatory safety video!" "AAAAAAAH!" Even better, the ride instruction video is an Itchy & Scratchy short!

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* In the final preshow room, Sideshow Bob announces "And now the last thing that you will ever see: A mandatory legally-required safety video!" "AAAAAAAH!" Even better, the ride instruction video is an Itchy & Scratchy short!
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* Virtually all the ride names in the preshow video loops, such as "Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off" and "Haunted Condos" (which is mentioned as being closed for "annual [[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} ghostbusting]]").
* The billboard that says "Send Money to Universal Studios", a particularly hilarious case of a company making fun of itself.
* When the Simpsons are being dropped from the "Death Drop" ride, Homer exclaims, "My bosoms are slapping my face!"
* During the part when Sideshow Bob is trying to kill the Simpsons with a wrecking ball, Homer stands up out of the vehicle, proclaiming that the rule of sitting down on the ride is "a load of corporate crap!", only for him to get knocked out of the vehicle by said wrecking ball.
-->'''Homer (when running away from the now-rolling wrecking ball)''': Come on ball, you don't want to hurt me, we're both big and round and never finished high school!
* When Homer and Marge land on the pirate ride:
-->'''Homer''': Alone at last!
-->'''Marge''': Bob's trying to kill the kids!
-->'''Homer''': It just gets better and better...
* Two of the exchanges in the ride's opening scene:
-->'''Lisa''': I'm scared, dad!
-->'''Homer''': Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park as long as you have a dime left in your pocket.

-->'''Sideshow Bob''': There's nothing you can do! You're about to die!
-->'''Homer''': You sound like my doctor!
* When the Simpsons go back into their home, only for it to be revealed that their still on a ride, Kang and Kodos come out, with Kodos saying, "Foolish earthlings! Don't you know all rides must exit near the gift shop?"
* During the whale scene:
-->'''Sideshow Bob''': You've foiled my plans for the last time!
-->'''Bart''': ...you've soiled your pants for the last time? Haha!
** "Onward, convenient whale!"
* One of the videos in the queue shows what happened to the [[Ride/BackToTheFutureTheRide Institute of Future Technology]]: Professor Frink decides to head back in time with the [=DeLorean=] in order to prevent the sale of the IFT. By doing this, he runs over the man who was going to help Doc Brown (actually voiced by Creator/ChristopherLloyd!) keep the IFT alive, and because of this, Doc has to sell the institute to "that mercenary clown".
-->'''Krusty:''' Mercenary clown? That's me! (''puts a Krustyland sign over the IFT sign and laughs'')
-->'''Prof. Frink:''' Oh, no! By traveling to change the past, I have inadvertently caused it to happen!
-->'''Doc:''' (''opening the door of Krusty's limo'') So, what can I do for you, boss?
-->'''Krusty:''' You can take tickets at the front if you get a haircut.
-->'''Doc:''' Fine by me! It takes me three hours in the morning just to get it like this!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "WELCOME TO A MAGICAL JOURNEY THROUGH MY MOUTH."]]
* More from the preshow: Krusty asks the Simpsons to choose the people who will come with them on the ride. Bart points to the audience and asks "How about these guys?" "Eh, sure. They look clean."
* In the final preshow room, Sideshow Bob announces "And now the last thing that you will ever see: A mandatory safety video!" "AAAAAAAH!" Even better, the ride instruction video is an Itchy & Scratchy short!
** Doubles as an AwesomeMoment when you realize that even though the writers had to keep the violence PG-rated for the littler kids, it still feels like a good Itchy & Scratchy cartoon.
* The many signs and notices that hammer in just how terrible Krustyland is.
-->KRUSTYLAND ATM: Fees raised from $2 to "double however much money you're taking out" - Sorry

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