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'''Heywood''': By Alexandre... Dumbass... ''Dumbass.''\\
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'''Heywood''': By Alexandre... Dumbass...Alexandree... Dumbass. ''Dumbass.''\\
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-->'''Floyd''': Heywood, that isn't soapstone. It ain't alabaster either.
--> '''Heywood''': What are you, a fuckin' geologist?
--> '''Snooze''': He's right, it ain't.
--> '''Heywood''': Well what the hell is it, then?
--> '''Red''': A [[RoadApples horse apple]].
--> '''Heywood''': ...Bullshit.
--> '''Red''': No, ''horse''shit. Petrified.
--> ''Heywood pulls the "rock" apart, revealing that's exactly what it is.''
--> '''Heywood''' ''(disgusted)'': Oh, Jesus Chr--
--> ''The other inmates crack up.''
--> '''Heywood''': What are you, a fuckin' geologist?
--> '''Snooze''': He's right, it ain't.
--> '''Heywood''': Well what the hell is it, then?
--> '''Red''': A [[RoadApples horse apple]].
--> '''Heywood''': ...Bullshit.
--> '''Red''': No, ''horse''shit. Petrified.
--> ''Heywood pulls the "rock" apart, revealing that's exactly what it is.''
--> '''Heywood''' ''(disgusted)'': Oh, Jesus Chr--
--> ''The other inmates crack up.''
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'''Heywood''': What are you, a fuckin'
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'''Heywood''': Well what the hell is it,
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'''Red''': A [[RoadApples horse
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'''Red''': No, ''horse''shit.
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'''Heywood''' ''(disgusted)'': Oh, Jesus
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-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''': ''TreasureIsland''. Robert Louis—
-->'''Andy''': [[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson Stevenson]]. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?
-->'''Red''': I got here... ''Auto Repair'' and... ''Soap Carving''.
-->'''Andy''': 'Trade Skills and Hobbies'. Goes under 'Educational'. Stacked behind you.
-->'''Heywood''': ''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]''.
-->'''Floyd''': That's 'Cristo', you dumb ''shit''.
-->Red grins with laughter.
-->'''Heywood''': By Alexandre... Dumbass... ''Dumbass.''
-->Red finally bursts out laughing.
-->'''Andy''': ...dumbass?
-->''*Heywood shows the book as "proof"*''
-->'''Andy''': ''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
-->'''Red''': Well we ought to file that under 'Educational' too, oughtn't we?
-->'''Andy''': [[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson Stevenson]]. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?
-->'''Red''': I got here... ''Auto Repair'' and... ''Soap Carving''.
-->'''Andy''': 'Trade Skills and Hobbies'. Goes under 'Educational'. Stacked behind you.
-->'''Heywood''': ''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]''.
-->'''Floyd''': That's 'Cristo', you dumb ''shit''.
-->Red grins with laughter.
-->'''Heywood''': By Alexandre... Dumbass... ''Dumbass.''
-->Red finally bursts out laughing.
-->'''Andy''': ...dumbass?
-->''*Heywood shows the book as "proof"*''
-->'''Andy''': ''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
-->'''Red''': Well we ought to file that under 'Educational' too, oughtn't we?
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-->'''Andy''':
'''Andy''': [[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson Stevenson]]. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's
-->'''Red''':
'''Red''': I got here... ''Auto Repair'' and... ''Soap
-->'''Andy''':
'''Andy''': 'Trade Skills and Hobbies'. Goes under 'Educational'. Stacked behind
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'''Heywood''': ''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte
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'''Floyd''': That's 'Cristo', you dumb
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'''Heywood''': By Alexandre... Dumbass... ''Dumbass.
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-->'''Andy''': ...dumbass?
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'''Andy''': ...dumbass?\\
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'''Andy''': ''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison
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'''Red''': Well we ought to file that under 'Educational' too, oughtn't we?
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-->So I'm backin' out the door, right? Had the TV like this... ''[Mimes his grip]'' Big ol' thing. Couldn't see shit. Suddenly, there's this voice: "Freeze, kid! Hands in the air!" Well, I just stand there holdin' on to that TV, so the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, [[MortonsFork "Yes, sir; I sure did; but if I drop this fuckin' thing, you got me on 'Destruction of Property,' too!"]]
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-->'''Red:''' I like to think the last thing that went through [the Warden's] head-- other than that bullet-- was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.
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* Andy's first conversation with Red brings up the RunningGag of the in-mates saying they weren't guilty and were only incarcerated because their lawyers screwed them over. When Tommy joins the crew, Andy remembers exactly what Heywood said as a response: "Me? A lawyer fucked me." The look on Heywood's face is an expression that can't really be described with certainty.
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--> '''Red''': A horse apple.
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--> '''Red''': A [[RoadApples horse apple.apple]].
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* Norton's VillainousBreakdown after discovering [[spoiler: Andy's escape.]] What makes it so great is when he [[spoiler: starts throwing rocks around]] Hadley and Red, the sadistic prison guard and the old prisoner, [[ATruceWhileWeGawk have the exact same expression of befuddlement]] at both the situation and Norton's behavior.
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-->'''Floyd''': "That's 'Cristo', you dumb ''shit''."
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-->'''Floyd''': "That's That's 'Cristo', you dumb ''shit''."
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-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''': "''TreasureIsland''. Robert Louis—"
-->'''Andy''': "[[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson Stevenson]]. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?"
-->'''Red''': "I got here... ''Auto Repair'' and... ''Soap Carving''."
-->'''Andy''': "'Trade Skills and Hobbies'. Goes under 'Educational'. Stacked behind you."
-->'''Heywood''': "''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]''."
-->'''Andy''': "[[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson Stevenson]]. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?"
-->'''Red''': "I got here... ''Auto Repair'' and... ''Soap Carving''."
-->'''Andy''': "'Trade Skills and Hobbies'. Goes under 'Educational'. Stacked behind you."
-->'''Heywood''': "''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]''."
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-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''': "''TreasureIsland''. ''TreasureIsland''. Robert Louis—"
Louis—
-->'''Andy''':"[[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson [[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson Stevenson]]. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?"
next?
-->'''Red''':"I I got here... ''Auto Repair'' and... ''Soap Carving''."
Carving''.
-->'''Andy''':"'Trade 'Trade Skills and Hobbies'. Goes under 'Educational'. Stacked behind you."
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-->'''Heywood''':"''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo ''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]''."
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-->'''Heywood''': "By By Alexandre... Dumbass... ''Dumbass.''"''
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-->'''Andy''': "''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
-->'''Red''': "Well we ought to file that under 'Educational' too, oughtn't we?"
-->'''Red''': "Well we ought to file that under 'Educational' too, oughtn't we?"
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-->'''Andy''': "''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas ''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
-->'''Red''':"Well Well we ought to file that under 'Educational' too, oughtn't we?"we?
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-->'''Redding :''' I like to think the last thing that went through the Warden's head (other than that bullet that is)
-->'''Redding :''' I like to think the last thing that went through the Warden's head (other than that bullet that is)
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-->'''Andy''': "Stevenson. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?"
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-->'''Andy''': "Stevenson."[[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson Stevenson]]. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?"
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** Um.... [[HarsherInHindsight ouch.]]
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** Um.... [[HarsherInHindsight ouch.]]]]
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* The day the prison receives a shipment of books, they come with a letter for Andy, who's been sending letters to libraries asking for funding. It closes with, "We now consider the matter closed; please stop sending us letters!" [[{{Determinator}} He doesn't listen.]]
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* The day the prison receives a shipment of books, they come with a letter for Andy, who's been sending letters to libraries asking for funding. It closes with, "We now consider the matter closed; please stop sending us letters!" [[{{Determinator}} He doesn't listen.Not only does he not listen,]] he decides to start sending them ''[[UpToEleven two]]'' [[UpToEleven letters a week from then on.]]
** The end result: [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Andy wins and the library gets expanded.]]
** The end result: [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Andy wins and the library gets expanded.]]
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-->'''Heywood''': "''[[TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]''."
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-->'''Heywood''': "''[[TheCountOfMonteCristo "''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]''."
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-->'''Andy''': "''[[AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
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-->'''Andy''': "''[[AlexandreDumas "''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
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* The day the prison receives a shipment of books, they come with a letter for Andy, who's been sending letters to libraries asking for funding. It closes with, "We now consider the matter closed; please stop sending us letters!" [[Determinator He doesn't listen.]]
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* The day the prison receives a shipment of books, they come with a letter for Andy, who's been sending letters to libraries asking for funding. It closes with, "We now consider the matter closed; please stop sending us letters!" [[Determinator [[{{Determinator}} He doesn't listen.]]
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* While working in the field, the inmates try to find rocks for Andy's project to make chess pieces, and Heywood thinks he's found a good one until:
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* [[SarcasmMode Poor]] [[ButtMonkey Heywood.]]
** Red suggests getting Andy a gift, and his friends agree. Remembering that Andy had been planning to make his own chess set, he says, "[[BadassBookworm Guy likes to play chess.]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Let's get him some rocks.]]" Heywood nods agreeingly...but then the phrase sinks in and he looks puzzled, turning to Red like a lost puppy.
** While working in the field, the inmates try to find rocks for Andy's project to make chess pieces, and Heywood thinks he's found a good one until:
** Red suggests getting Andy a gift, and his friends agree. Remembering that Andy had been planning to make his own chess set, he says, "[[BadassBookworm Guy likes to play chess.]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Let's get him some rocks.]]" Heywood nods agreeingly...but then the phrase sinks in and he looks puzzled, turning to Red like a lost puppy.
** While working in the field, the inmates try to find rocks for Andy's project to make chess pieces, and Heywood thinks he's found a good one until:
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* "On the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. [[HadToComeToPrisonToBeACrook I had to come to prison to be a crook.]]" Red's reaction is great.
* Tommy's story about one of his previous crimes.
-->So I'm backin' out the door, right? Had the TV like this... ''[Mimes his grip]'' Big ol' thing. Couldn't see shit. Suddenly, there's this voice: "Freeze, kid! Hands in the air!" Well, I just stand there holdin' on to that TV, so the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, [[MortonsFork "Yes, sir; I sure did; but if I drop this fuckin' thing, you got me on 'Destruction of Property,' too!"]]
* "On the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. [[HadToComeToPrisonToBeACrook I had to come to prison to be a crook.]]" Red's reaction is great.
* Tommy's story about one of his previous crimes.
-->So I'm backin' out the door, right? Had the TV like this... ''[Mimes his grip]'' Big ol' thing. Couldn't see shit. Suddenly, there's this voice: "Freeze, kid! Hands in the air!" Well, I just stand there holdin' on to that TV, so the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, [[MortonsFork "Yes, sir; I sure did; but if I drop this fuckin' thing, you got me on 'Destruction of Property,' too!"]]
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--> '''Heywood''' ''(disgusted)'' ''(disgusted)'': Oh, Jesus Chr--
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--> '''Skeets''': He's right, it ain't.
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--> '''Skeets''': '''Snooze''': He's right, it ain't.
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* The While working in the field, the inmates are trying try to find rocks for Andy's project for to make chess pieces while working in the field, pieces, and Heywood thinks he's found a good one until:
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* The inmates are trying to find rocks for Andy's project for chess pieces while working in the field, and Heywood thinks he's found a good one until:
-->'''Floyd''': Heywood, that isn't soapstone. It ain't alabaster either.
--> '''Heywood''': What are you, a fuckin' geologist?
--> '''Skeets''': He's right, it ain't.
--> '''Heywood''': Well what the hell is it, then?
--> '''Red''': A horse apple.
--> '''Heywood''': ...Bullshit.
--> '''Red''': No, ''horse''shit. Petrified.
--> ''Heywood pulls the "rock" apart, revealing that's exactly what it is.''
--> '''Heywood''' ''(disgusted)'' Oh, Jesus Chr--
--> ''The other inmates crack up.''
-->'''Floyd''': Heywood, that isn't soapstone. It ain't alabaster either.
--> '''Heywood''': What are you, a fuckin' geologist?
--> '''Skeets''': He's right, it ain't.
--> '''Heywood''': Well what the hell is it, then?
--> '''Red''': A horse apple.
--> '''Heywood''': ...Bullshit.
--> '''Red''': No, ''horse''shit. Petrified.
--> ''Heywood pulls the "rock" apart, revealing that's exactly what it is.''
--> '''Heywood''' ''(disgusted)'' Oh, Jesus Chr--
--> ''The other inmates crack up.''
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* That poor new inmate slaughtered by Hadley in the beginning? In the credits, he's credited as "Fat Ass".
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* That poor new inmate slaughtered by Hadley in the beginning? In the credits, he's credited as "Fat Ass".Ass".
** Um.... [[HarsherInHindsight ouch.]]
** Um.... [[HarsherInHindsight ouch.]]
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-->Red finally bursts out laughing.
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-->'''Heywood''': "By Alexandree... ''Dumbass''... ''Dumbass.''"
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-->'''Heywood''': "By Alexandree... ''Dumbass''...Alexandre... Dumbass... ''Dumbass.''"
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-->'''Heywood''': "[[TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]."
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-->'''Heywood''': "[[TheCountOfMonteCristo "''[[TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]].Crisco]]''."
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-->'''Red''': "Well we ought to file that under "Educational" too, oughtn't we?"
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-->'''Red''': "Well we ought to file that under "Educational" 'Educational' too, oughtn't we?"
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* The prisoners are helping Andy set up the prison library, coming across :
-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''': "The... the... Count of Monte Crisco—"
-->'''Floyd''': "It's 'Cristo', you dumb shit."
-->'''Heywood''': "—by Alexandree... ''Dumbass''."
-->'''Andy''': "''Dumas''. [...] You'll like that one. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
-->'''Red''': Maybe we should put that under "Educational" too!
-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''': "The... the... Count of Monte Crisco—"
-->'''Floyd''': "It's 'Cristo', you dumb shit."
-->'''Heywood''': "—by Alexandree... ''Dumbass''."
-->'''Andy''': "''Dumas''. [...] You'll like that one. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
-->'''Red''': Maybe we should put that under "Educational" too!
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* The prisoners are helping Andy to set up the prison library, coming across :
-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''':"The... the... Count of Monte Crisco—"
-->'''Floyd''': "It's 'Cristo', you dumb shit."''TreasureIsland''. Robert Louis—"
-->'''Andy''': "Stevenson. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?"
-->'''Red''': "I got here... ''Auto Repair'' and... ''Soap Carving''."
-->'''Heywood''': "—by Alexandree... ''Dumbass''.-->'''Andy''': "'Trade Skills and Hobbies'. Goes under 'Educational'. Stacked behind you."
-->'''Heywood''': "[[TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]."
-->'''Floyd''': "That's 'Cristo', you dumb ''shit''."
-->'''Heywood''': "By Alexandree... ''Dumbass''... ''Dumbass.''"
-->'''Andy''':"''Dumas''. [...] "...dumbass?"
-->''*Heywood shows the book as "proof"*''
-->'''Andy''': "''[[AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll likethat one.it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
-->'''Red''':Maybe "Well we should put ought to file that under "Educational" too!too, oughtn't we?"
-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''':
-->'''Floyd''': "It's 'Cristo', you dumb shit.
-->'''Andy''': "Stevenson. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?"
-->'''Red''': "I got here... ''Auto Repair'' and... ''Soap Carving''."
-->'''Heywood''': "[[TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]."
-->'''Floyd''': "That's 'Cristo', you dumb ''shit''."
-->'''Heywood''': "By Alexandree... ''Dumbass''... ''Dumbass.''"
-->'''Andy''':
-->''*Heywood shows the book as "proof"*''
-->'''Andy''': "''[[AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like
-->'''Red''':
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* The prisoners are helping Andy set up the prison library, coming across "The... the... Count of Monte Crisco--" "It's 'Cristo', dumbshit." "--by Alexandree Dumbass."
-->'''Andy''': You'll like that one. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].\\
'''Red''': Maybe we should put that under "Educational" too!
-->'''Andy''': You'll like that one. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].\\
'''Red''': Maybe we should put that under "Educational" too!
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* The prisoners are helping Andy set up the prison library, coming across :
-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''': "The... the... Count of MonteCrisco--" Crisco—"
-->'''Floyd''': "It's 'Cristo',dumbshit." "--by Alexandree Dumbass.you dumb shit."
-->'''Heywood''': "—by Alexandree... ''Dumbass''."
-->'''Andy''': "''Dumas''. [...] You'll like that one. It's about [[ShoutOut a prisonbreak]].\\
'''Red''':break]].
-->'''Red''': Maybe we should put that under "Educational"too!too!
* That poor new inmate slaughtered by Hadley in the beginning? In the credits, he's credited as "Fat Ass".
-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''': "The... the... Count of Monte
-->'''Floyd''': "It's 'Cristo',
-->'''Heywood''': "—by Alexandree... ''Dumbass''."
-->'''Andy''': "''Dumas''. [...] You'll like that one. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison
'''Red''':
-->'''Red''': Maybe we should put that under "Educational"
* That poor new inmate slaughtered by Hadley in the beginning? In the credits, he's credited as "Fat Ass".
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* The prisoners are helping Andy set up the prison library, coming across "The... the... Count of Monte Cristo... by Alexander Crisco--" "It's 'Cristo', dumbshit." "--by Alexandree Dumbass."