History Funny / TheShawshankRedemption

15th Apr '16 3:06:08 AM SventheCrusader
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'''Heywood''': By Alexandre... Dumbass... ''Dumbass.''\\

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'''Heywood''': By Alexandre... Dumbass...Alexandree... Dumbass. ''Dumbass.''\\
19th Feb '16 10:23:43 AM PaulA
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-->'''Floyd''': Heywood, that isn't soapstone. It ain't alabaster either.
--> '''Heywood''': What are you, a fuckin' geologist?
--> '''Snooze''': He's right, it ain't.
--> '''Heywood''': Well what the hell is it, then?
--> '''Red''': A [[RoadApples horse apple]].
--> '''Heywood''': ...Bullshit.
--> '''Red''': No, ''horse''shit. Petrified.
--> ''Heywood pulls the "rock" apart, revealing that's exactly what it is.''
--> '''Heywood''' ''(disgusted)'': Oh, Jesus Chr--
--> ''The other inmates crack up.''

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-->'''Floyd''': --->'''Floyd''': Heywood, that isn't soapstone. It ain't alabaster either.
-->
either.\\
'''Heywood''': What are you, a fuckin' geologist?
-->
geologist?\\
'''Snooze''': He's right, it ain't.
-->
ain't.\\
'''Heywood''': Well what the hell is it, then?
-->
then?\\
'''Red''': A [[RoadApples horse apple]].
-->
apple]].\\
'''Heywood''': ...Bullshit.
-->
Bullshit.\\
'''Red''': No, ''horse''shit. Petrified.
--> ''Heywood
Petrified.\\
''[Heywood
pulls the "rock" apart, revealing that's exactly what it is.''
-->
]''\\
'''Heywood''' ''(disgusted)'': Oh, Jesus Chr--
--> ''The
Chr--\\
''[The
other inmates crack up.'']''



-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''': ''TreasureIsland''. Robert Louis—
-->'''Andy''': [[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson Stevenson]]. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?
-->'''Red''': I got here... ''Auto Repair'' and... ''Soap Carving''.
-->'''Andy''': 'Trade Skills and Hobbies'. Goes under 'Educational'. Stacked behind you.
-->'''Heywood''': ''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]''.
-->'''Floyd''': That's 'Cristo', you dumb ''shit''.
-->Red grins with laughter.
-->'''Heywood''': By Alexandre... Dumbass... ''Dumbass.''
-->Red finally bursts out laughing.
-->'''Andy''': ...dumbass?
-->''*Heywood shows the book as "proof"*''
-->'''Andy''': ''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
-->'''Red''': Well we ought to file that under 'Educational' too, oughtn't we?

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-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''': ''TreasureIsland''. --->'''Heywood''': ''Literature/TreasureIsland''. Robert Louis—
-->'''Andy''':
Louis--\\
'''Andy''':
[[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson Stevenson]]. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?
-->'''Red''':
next?\\
'''Red''':
I got here... ''Auto Repair'' and... ''Soap Carving''.
-->'''Andy''':
Carving''.\\
'''Andy''':
'Trade Skills and Hobbies'. Goes under 'Educational'. Stacked behind you.
-->'''Heywood''':
you.\\
'''Heywood''':
''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]''.
-->'''Floyd''':
Crisco]]''.\\
'''Floyd''':
That's 'Cristo', you dumb ''shit''.
-->Red
''shit''.\\
''[Red
grins with laughter.
-->'''Heywood''':
laughter.]]''\\
'''Heywood''':
By Alexandre... Dumbass... ''Dumbass.''
-->Red
''\\
''[Red
finally bursts out laughing.
-->'''Andy''': ...dumbass?
-->''*Heywood
laughing.]''\\
'''Andy''': ...dumbass?\\
''[Heywood
shows the book as "proof"*''
-->'''Andy''':
"proof"]''\\
'''Andy''':
''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
-->'''Red''':
break]].\\
'''Red''':
Well we ought to file that under 'Educational' too, oughtn't we?



-->So I'm backin' out the door, right? Had the TV like this... ''[Mimes his grip]'' Big ol' thing. Couldn't see shit. Suddenly, there's this voice: "Freeze, kid! Hands in the air!" Well, I just stand there holdin' on to that TV, so the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, [[MortonsFork "Yes, sir; I sure did; but if I drop this fuckin' thing, you got me on 'Destruction of Property,' too!"]]

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-->So -->'''Tommy:''' So I'm backin' out the door, right? Had the TV like this... ''[Mimes his grip]'' Big ol' thing. Couldn't see shit. Suddenly, there's this voice: "Freeze, kid! Hands in the air!" Well, I just stand there holdin' on to that TV, so the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, [[MortonsFork "Yes, sir; I sure did; but if I drop this fuckin' thing, you got me on 'Destruction of Property,' too!"]]



-->'''Red:''' I like to think the last thing that went through [the Warden's] head-- other than that bullet-- was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.

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-->'''Red:''' --->'''Red:''' I like to think the last thing that went through [the Warden's] head-- other than that bullet-- was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.
30th Aug '15 12:59:38 AM SuperSauce
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* Andy's first conversation with Red brings up the RunningGag of the in-mates saying they weren't guilty and were only incarcerated because their lawyers screwed them over. When Tommy joins the crew, Andy remembers exactly what Heywood said as a response: "Me? A lawyer fucked me." The look on Heywood's face is an expression that can't really be described with certainty.
1st May '15 7:15:04 AM lady_peaseblossom
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--> '''Red''': A horse apple.

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--> '''Red''': A [[RoadApples horse apple.apple]].
11th Apr '15 7:59:47 PM Lammy4ever7
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* Norton's VillainousBreakdown after discovering [[spoiler: Andy's escape.]] What makes it so great is when he [[spoiler: starts throwing rocks around]] Hadley and Red, the sadistic prison guard and the old prisoner, [[ATruceWhileWeGawk have the exact same expression of befuddlement]] at both the situation and Norton's behavior.
19th Jan '15 2:40:07 PM RobinHood3000
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-->'''Floyd''': "That's 'Cristo', you dumb ''shit''."

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-->'''Floyd''': "That's That's 'Cristo', you dumb ''shit''."
19th Jan '15 2:39:50 PM RobinHood3000
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-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''': "''TreasureIsland''. Robert Louis—"
-->'''Andy''': "[[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson Stevenson]]. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?"
-->'''Red''': "I got here... ''Auto Repair'' and... ''Soap Carving''."
-->'''Andy''': "'Trade Skills and Hobbies'. Goes under 'Educational'. Stacked behind you."
-->'''Heywood''': "''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]''."

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-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''': "''TreasureIsland''. ''TreasureIsland''. Robert Louis—"
Louis—
-->'''Andy''': "[[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson [[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson Stevenson]]. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?"
next?
-->'''Red''': "I I got here... ''Auto Repair'' and... ''Soap Carving''."
Carving''.
-->'''Andy''': "'Trade 'Trade Skills and Hobbies'. Goes under 'Educational'. Stacked behind you."
you.
-->'''Heywood''': "''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo ''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]''."



-->'''Heywood''': "By Alexandre... Dumbass... ''Dumbass.''"

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-->'''Heywood''': "By By Alexandre... Dumbass... ''Dumbass.''"''



-->'''Andy''': "...dumbass?"

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-->'''Andy''': "...dumbass?"-->'''Andy''': ...dumbass?



-->'''Andy''': "''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
-->'''Red''': "Well we ought to file that under 'Educational' too, oughtn't we?"

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-->'''Andy''': "''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas ''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
-->'''Red''': "Well Well we ought to file that under 'Educational' too, oughtn't we?"we?
13th Apr '14 7:18:39 PM kaiyabeck
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-->'''Redding :''' I like to think the last thing that went through the Warden's head (other than that bullet that is)

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-->'''Redding :''' -->'''Red:''' I like to think the last thing that went through the Warden's head (other [the Warden's] head-- other than that bullet that is)bullet-- was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.
1st Mar '14 6:22:31 AM Odon
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** And while we're on the subject of BlackComedy...
-->'''Redding :''' I like to think the last thing that went through the Warden's head (other than that bullet that is)
26th Feb '13 4:56:39 PM MarkLungo
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-->'''Andy''': "Stevenson. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?"

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-->'''Andy''': "Stevenson."[[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson Stevenson]]. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?"
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