History Funny / TheShawshankRedemption

12th Jan '17 6:09:56 PM dunicha
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Red: "Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to."

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Red: *Red: "Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to."
12th Jan '17 11:25:48 AM RegularMuthias
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Red: "Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to."
5th Nov '16 11:45:56 AM EdwardDavies
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-->'''Norton:''' Lord, it's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothing left but damn rocks on the windowsill. And that cupcake on the wall. Let's ask her. Maybe she knows. What say there, fuzzy britches? Feel like talking? Aw, guess not. Why should she be any different? This is a conspiracy. That's what this is. One. BIG! '''DAMN CONSPIRACY'''! '''AND EVERYONE'S IN ON IT!!''' Including HER!

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-->'''Norton:''' Lord, it's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothing left but damn rocks on the windowsill. And that cupcake on the wall. Let's ask her. Maybe she knows. What say there, fuzzy britches? Feel like talking? Aw, guess not. Why should she be any different? This is a conspiracy. That's what this is. One. BIG! '''DAMN CONSPIRACY'''! Big! DAMN! '''CONSPIRACY'''! '''AND EVERYONE'S IN ON IT!!''' Including HER!
5th Nov '16 11:45:10 AM EdwardDavies
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-->'''Norton:''' Lord, it's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothing left but damn rocks on the windowsill. And that cupcake on the wall. Let's ask her. Maybe she knows. What say there, fuzzy britches? Feel like talking? Aw, guess not. Why should she be any different? This is a conspiracy. That's what this is. One-BIG-'''DAMN CONSPIRACY'''! '''AND EVERYONE'S IN ON IT!!''' Including HER!

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-->'''Norton:''' Lord, it's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothing left but damn rocks on the windowsill. And that cupcake on the wall. Let's ask her. Maybe she knows. What say there, fuzzy britches? Feel like talking? Aw, guess not. Why should she be any different? This is a conspiracy. That's what this is. One-BIG-'''DAMN One. BIG! '''DAMN CONSPIRACY'''! '''AND EVERYONE'S IN ON IT!!''' Including HER!
5th Nov '16 11:44:42 AM EdwardDavies
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-->'''Norton:''' Lord, it's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothing left but damn rocks on the windowsill. And that cupcake on the wall. Let's ask her. Maybe she knows. What say there, fuzzy britches? Feel like talking? Aw, guess not. Why should she be any different? This is a conspiracy. That's what this is. One - BIG - '''DAMN CONSPIRACY'''! '''AND EVERYONE'S IN ON IT!!''' Including HER!

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-->'''Norton:''' Lord, it's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothing left but damn rocks on the windowsill. And that cupcake on the wall. Let's ask her. Maybe she knows. What say there, fuzzy britches? Feel like talking? Aw, guess not. Why should she be any different? This is a conspiracy. That's what this is. One - BIG - '''DAMN One-BIG-'''DAMN CONSPIRACY'''! '''AND EVERYONE'S IN ON IT!!''' Including HER!
5th Nov '16 11:44:13 AM EdwardDavies
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-->'''Norton:''' Lord, it's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothing left but damn rocks on the windowsill. And that cupcake on the wall. Let's ask her. Maybe she knows. What say there, fuzzy britches? Feel like talking? Aw, guess not. Why should she be any different? This is a conspiracy. That's what this is. One - BIG - '''DAMN CONSPIRACY'''! '''AND EVERYONE'S IN ON IT!!''' Including HER!
11th Sep '16 12:16:47 PM maxwellsilver
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* [[ButtMonkey Poor Heywood.]]
** Red suggests getting Andy a gift, and his friends agree. Remembering that Andy had been planning to make his own chess set, he says, "[[BadassBookworm Guy likes to play chess.]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Let's get him some rocks.]]" Heywood nods agreeingly...but then the phrase sinks in and he looks puzzled, turning to Red like a lost puppy.

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* [[ButtMonkey Poor Heywood.]]
Heywood.
** Red suggests getting Andy a gift, and his friends agree. Remembering that Andy had been planning to make his own chess set, he says, "[[BadassBookworm Guy "Guy likes to play chess.]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext chess. Let's get him some rocks.]]" " Heywood nods agreeingly...but then the phrase sinks in and he looks puzzled, turning to Red like a lost puppy.



'''Red''': A [[RoadApples horse apple]].\\

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'''Red''': A [[RoadApples horse apple]].apple.\\



'''Andy''': ''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].\\

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'''Andy''': ''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].break.\\



* The day the prison receives a shipment of books, they come with a letter for Andy, who's been sending letters to libraries asking for funding. It closes with, "We now consider the matter closed; please stop sending us letters!" [[{{Determinator}} Not only does he not listen,]] he decides to start sending them ''[[UpToEleven two]]'' [[UpToEleven letters a week from then on.]]
** The end result: [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Andy wins and the library gets expanded.]]
* "On the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. [[HadToComeToPrisonToBeACrook I had to come to prison to be a crook.]]" Red's reaction is great.

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* The day the prison receives a shipment of books, they come with a letter for Andy, who's been sending letters to libraries asking for funding. It closes with, "We now consider the matter closed; please stop sending us letters!" [[{{Determinator}} Not only does he not listen,]] listen, he decides to start sending them ''[[UpToEleven two]]'' [[UpToEleven ''two'' letters a week from then on.]]
on.
** The end result: [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Andy wins and the library gets expanded.]]
expanded.
* "On the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. [[HadToComeToPrisonToBeACrook I had {{had to come to prison to be a crook.]]" crook}}." Red's reaction is great.



-->'''Tommy:''' So I'm backin' out the door, right? Had the TV like this... ''[Mimes his grip]'' Big ol' thing. Couldn't see shit. Suddenly, there's this voice: "Freeze, kid! Hands in the air!" Well, I just stand there holdin' on to that TV, so the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, [[MortonsFork "Yes, sir; I sure did; but if I drop this fuckin' thing, you got me on 'Destruction of Property,' too!"]]

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-->'''Tommy:''' So I'm backin' out the door, right? Had the TV like this... ''[Mimes his grip]'' Big ol' thing. Couldn't see shit. Suddenly, there's this voice: "Freeze, kid! Hands in the air!" Well, I just stand there holdin' on to that TV, so the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, [[MortonsFork "Yes, sir; I sure did; but if I drop this fuckin' thing, you got me on 'Destruction of Property,' too!"]]too!"



** Um.... [[HarsherInHindsight ouch.]]

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** Um.... [[HarsherInHindsight ouch.]]



--->'''Red:''' I like to think the last thing that went through his head-- other than that bullet-- was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.
* Norton's VillainousBreakdown after discovering [[spoiler: Andy's escape.]] What makes it so great is when he [[spoiler: starts throwing rocks around]] Hadley and Red, the sadistic prison guard and the old prisoner, [[ATruceWhileWeGawk have the exact same expression of befuddlement]] at both the situation and Norton's behavior.
* Andy's first conversation with Red brings up the RunningGag of the in-mates saying they weren't guilty and were only incarcerated because their lawyers screwed them over. When Tommy joins the crew, Andy remembers exactly what Heywood said as a response: "Me? A lawyer fucked me." The look on Heywood's face is an expression that can't really be described with certainty.

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--->'''Red:''' I like to think the last thing that went through his head-- head -- other than that bullet-- bullet -- was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.
* Norton's VillainousBreakdown after discovering [[spoiler: Andy's escape.]] What makes it so great is when he [[spoiler: starts throwing rocks around]] Hadley and Red, the sadistic prison guard and the old prisoner, [[ATruceWhileWeGawk have the exact same expression of befuddlement]] befuddlement at both the situation and Norton's behavior.
* Andy's first conversation with Red brings up the RunningGag of the in-mates inmates saying they weren't guilty and were only incarcerated because their lawyers screwed them over. When Tommy joins the crew, Andy remembers exactly what Heywood said as a response: "Me? A lawyer fucked me." The look on Heywood's face is an expression that can't really be described with certainty.
18th Jun '16 11:37:34 PM bt8257
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* [[SarcasmMode Poor]] [[ButtMonkey Heywood.]]

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* [[SarcasmMode Poor]] [[ButtMonkey Poor Heywood.]]



** And while we're on the subject of BlackComedy...
--->'''Red:''' I like to think the last thing that went through [the Warden's] head-- other than that bullet-- was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.

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** And while we're on the subject of BlackComedy...
BlackComedy... here's Red talking about [[spoiler:Warden Norton after he splatters his brains all over the wall.]]
--->'''Red:''' I like to think the last thing that went through [the Warden's] his head-- other than that bullet-- was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.
15th Apr '16 3:06:08 AM SventheCrusader
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'''Heywood''': By Alexandre... Dumbass... ''Dumbass.''\\

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'''Heywood''': By Alexandre... Dumbass...Alexandree... Dumbass. ''Dumbass.''\\
19th Feb '16 10:23:43 AM PaulA
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-->'''Floyd''': Heywood, that isn't soapstone. It ain't alabaster either.
--> '''Heywood''': What are you, a fuckin' geologist?
--> '''Snooze''': He's right, it ain't.
--> '''Heywood''': Well what the hell is it, then?
--> '''Red''': A [[RoadApples horse apple]].
--> '''Heywood''': ...Bullshit.
--> '''Red''': No, ''horse''shit. Petrified.
--> ''Heywood pulls the "rock" apart, revealing that's exactly what it is.''
--> '''Heywood''' ''(disgusted)'': Oh, Jesus Chr--
--> ''The other inmates crack up.''

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-->'''Floyd''': --->'''Floyd''': Heywood, that isn't soapstone. It ain't alabaster either.
-->
either.\\
'''Heywood''': What are you, a fuckin' geologist?
-->
geologist?\\
'''Snooze''': He's right, it ain't.
-->
ain't.\\
'''Heywood''': Well what the hell is it, then?
-->
then?\\
'''Red''': A [[RoadApples horse apple]].
-->
apple]].\\
'''Heywood''': ...Bullshit.
-->
Bullshit.\\
'''Red''': No, ''horse''shit. Petrified.
--> ''Heywood
Petrified.\\
''[Heywood
pulls the "rock" apart, revealing that's exactly what it is.''
-->
]''\\
'''Heywood''' ''(disgusted)'': Oh, Jesus Chr--
--> ''The
Chr--\\
''[The
other inmates crack up.'']''



-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''': ''TreasureIsland''. Robert Louis—
-->'''Andy''': [[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson Stevenson]]. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?
-->'''Red''': I got here... ''Auto Repair'' and... ''Soap Carving''.
-->'''Andy''': 'Trade Skills and Hobbies'. Goes under 'Educational'. Stacked behind you.
-->'''Heywood''': ''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]''.
-->'''Floyd''': That's 'Cristo', you dumb ''shit''.
-->Red grins with laughter.
-->'''Heywood''': By Alexandre... Dumbass... ''Dumbass.''
-->Red finally bursts out laughing.
-->'''Andy''': ...dumbass?
-->''*Heywood shows the book as "proof"*''
-->'''Andy''': ''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
-->'''Red''': Well we ought to file that under 'Educational' too, oughtn't we?

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-->'''[[ButtMonkey Heywood]]''': ''TreasureIsland''. --->'''Heywood''': ''Literature/TreasureIsland''. Robert Louis—
-->'''Andy''':
Louis--\\
'''Andy''':
[[Creator/RobertLouisStevenson Stevenson]]. 'Fiction' > 'Adventure'. What's next?
-->'''Red''':
next?\\
'''Red''':
I got here... ''Auto Repair'' and... ''Soap Carving''.
-->'''Andy''':
Carving''.\\
'''Andy''':
'Trade Skills and Hobbies'. Goes under 'Educational'. Stacked behind you.
-->'''Heywood''':
you.\\
'''Heywood''':
''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo Count of Monte Crisco]]''.
-->'''Floyd''':
Crisco]]''.\\
'''Floyd''':
That's 'Cristo', you dumb ''shit''.
-->Red
''shit''.\\
''[Red
grins with laughter.
-->'''Heywood''':
laughter.]]''\\
'''Heywood''':
By Alexandre... Dumbass... ''Dumbass.''
-->Red
''\\
''[Red
finally bursts out laughing.
-->'''Andy''': ...dumbass?
-->''*Heywood
laughing.]''\\
'''Andy''': ...dumbass?\\
''[Heywood
shows the book as "proof"*''
-->'''Andy''':
"proof"]''\\
'''Andy''':
''[[Creator/AlexandreDumas Dumas]]''. You know what it's about? You'll like it. It's about [[ShoutOut a prison break]].
-->'''Red''':
break]].\\
'''Red''':
Well we ought to file that under 'Educational' too, oughtn't we?



-->So I'm backin' out the door, right? Had the TV like this... ''[Mimes his grip]'' Big ol' thing. Couldn't see shit. Suddenly, there's this voice: "Freeze, kid! Hands in the air!" Well, I just stand there holdin' on to that TV, so the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, [[MortonsFork "Yes, sir; I sure did; but if I drop this fuckin' thing, you got me on 'Destruction of Property,' too!"]]

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-->So -->'''Tommy:''' So I'm backin' out the door, right? Had the TV like this... ''[Mimes his grip]'' Big ol' thing. Couldn't see shit. Suddenly, there's this voice: "Freeze, kid! Hands in the air!" Well, I just stand there holdin' on to that TV, so the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, [[MortonsFork "Yes, sir; I sure did; but if I drop this fuckin' thing, you got me on 'Destruction of Property,' too!"]]



-->'''Red:''' I like to think the last thing that went through [the Warden's] head-- other than that bullet-- was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.

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-->'''Red:''' --->'''Red:''' I like to think the last thing that went through [the Warden's] head-- other than that bullet-- was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.
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