History Funny / TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland

--->'''[=LeChuck=]:''' You dare to come here and confront me? I can't believe your audacity!
--->'''Guybrush:''' Well, I can't believe your stupidity!
--->'''[=LeChuck=]:''' Yeah? Well, I can't believe your frivolity!
--->'''Guybrush:''' Well, I can't believe your enormity.
--->'''[=LeChuck=]:''' Yeah? Well, I can't believe your mobility.
--->'''Guybrush:''' Well, I can't believe your atrocity.
--->'''[=LeChuck=]:''' Yeah? Well, I can't believe your fragility.
--->'''Guybrush:''' Well, I can't believe your alacrity.
--->'''[=LeChuck=]:''' I grow tired of you!
--->'''Guybrush:''' ''<gets punched>''

--->'''Meathook:''' Wanna see something ''really'' funny?
--->'''Guybrush:''' What, a picture of your whole bald family?

* Guybrush repeatedly calling Meathook "cannonballhead" and then ramping up to chrome-dome after feigning an apology.

* The very first character you meet in the game is Mêlée Island's lookout... who's half-blind. It instantly sets the tone, letting you know you should throw logic away and prepare for a hilarity-first adventure.* The two sequences in which you try to steal the Idol of Many Hands. Much of the action takes place automatically in a room that you can't see; all you can see is dialogue and the actions that Guybrush is doing, many of which you can't normally do in the game. The highlight is perhaps "Hypnotize quarrelsome rhinoceros".

* The two sequences in which you try to steal the idol in the first place. Much of the action takes place automatically in a room that you can't see; all you can see is dialogue and the actions that Guybrush is doing, many of which you can't normally do in the game. The highlight is perhaps [[spoiler:"Hypnotize quarrelsome rhinoceros"]].

-->''Push Red Button''\\

* After [[spoiler:sinking the Sea Monkey with a giant rock]]:

* The "rubber tree" remark, as both a subversion and a TakeThat to TheManyDeathsOfYou in the Sierra adventure games.
* Cannibals with strange eating habits.
* Repeatedly [[spoiler:escaping from the vegetarian cannibals' hut]] causes them to [[spoiler:increase security until the hut has a steel vault door]], yet the obvious [[spoiler:escape route is apparently not noticed]].
* The revelation that [[spoiler:Herman actually has a ''ship'']].

* The underwater idol puzzle, possibly the most hilarious example of CuttingTheKnot in all entertainment. Guybrush has been dumped off a pier, tied to a heavy golden idol. You have ten minutes to solve the puzzle before Guybrush drowns, one of the rare genuine deaths in a [=LucasArts=] adventure game. There are swords, scissors, knives, razors, shears and all manner of sharp cutting things ''just'' out of arm's reach. If you wait long enough, two guys walk onto the pier, [[HopeSpot lengthily debate]] tossing a sword into the ocean directly over your head...[[YankTheDogsChain then decide against it and walk off again]]. The solution, ladies and gentlemen: [[spoiler:''pick up the idol and walk out with it''.]]

* Shish [=KeBob=], Shish [=KeJoe=], and Shish [=KeLarry=].

* The very first character you meet in the game is Mêlée Island's lookout... who's blind. It instantly sets the tone, letting you know you should throw logic away and prepare for a hilarity-first adventure.

* The very first character you meet in the game is Mêlée Island's lookout... who's blind. It instantly sets the tone, letting you know you should throw logic away and prepare for a hialrity-first adventure.

-->''Push Red Button''
-->'''Sheriff:''' No! Not the red button!

* The underwater idol puzzle, possibly the most hilarious example of CuttingTheKnot in all entertainment. Guybrush has been dumped off a pier, tied to a heavy golden idol. You have ten minutes to solve the puzzle before Guybrush drowns, one of the rare genuine deaths in a [=LucasArts=] adventure game. There are swords, scissors, knives, razors, shears and all manner of sharp cutting things ''just'' out of arm's reach. If you wait long enough, two guys walk onto the pier, lengthily debate tossing a sword into the ocean directly over your head...[[HopeSpot then decide against it and walk off again]]. The solution, ladies and gentlemen: [[spoiler:''pick up the idol and walk out with it''.]]

-->'''Guybrush:''' You're a bunch of foul-smelling grog-swilling pigs!
-->''[Music stops]''
-->'''Pirate leader:''' To be a pirate, ye must also be a foul-smelling grog-swilling pig.
-->''[Music resumes]''

** What made the ''Loom'' guy even funnier was the fact that shortly after the Special Edition rerelease, ''Loom'' was rereleased on Steam as part of a LucasArts adventure pack.

* Two words: Rubber tree.

* The fight between Guybrush and the Sheriff in the Governor's Mansion. It starts out pretty funny and then keeps getting more and more insane.

* Shish KeBob, Shish KeJoe, and Shish KeLarry.

** I've just started playing the game and I ''laughed'' at that part! I honestly didn't think it would be as funny as it was!

* ''Secret Of Monkey Island'' has the option to let Guybrush greet [[TheBigGuy Meathook]] with the non-sequitur "I'm [[{{Loom}} Bobbin]] [[ShoutOut Threadbare]], are you my mother?" His response: "No, your mother was a duck."

* The "Ask Me About ''{{Loom}}''" bloke.

* The underwater idol puzzle, possibly the most hilarious example of CuttingTheKnot in all entertainment. Guybrush has been dumped off a pier, tied to a heavy golden idol. You have ten minutes to solve the puzzle before Guybrush drowns, one of the rare genuine deaths in a [=LucasArts=] adventure game. There are swords, scissors, razors, shears and all manner of cutting things ''just'' out of arm's reach. If you wait long enough, two guys walk onto the pier, lengthily debate tossing a sword into the ocean directly over your head...[[HopeSpot then decide against it and walk off again]]. The solution, ladies and gentlemen: [[spoiler:''pick up the idol and walk out with it''.]]