History Funny / TheRugratsMovie

--->'''Lil''': Well I hope you figure it out--[[SuddenlyShouting CAUSE I DIDN'T BRING NO BATHY SUIT!]]\\

'''Ranger Frank''': There's dragons out there! [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder I'm a park ranger! Not a knight at a round table!]] GO FIND SOMEONE WITH A LANCE!\\

* [[PapaWolf Drew]] tackling Stu after Rex Pester tells him he lost Angelica.

* [[PapaWolf Drew]] tackling Stu after he finds out he lost the kids.

** The infamous exchange where the boy tells the girl to consider herself lucky that the cord was the only thing they cut.

** [[MassOhCrap Unfortunately, Angelica's final shout sends Didi into labor in the process, forcing everyone to rush to get her to the Lipschitz hospital.]]

* When [[HateSink Rex Pester]] displays the photos of the missing babies [[AccidentalMisnaming getting all their names wrong]]

* A moment afterward, Stu accidently crashes his Dactar glider into Rex Pester's helicopter, while he was filming over the forest and gets his and the chopper pilots control throttles tangled. Rex kicks Stu out of the helicopter--but Stu accidentally rips out the chopper's throttle in the process, causing it to crash-land into the forrest below.

* A moment afterward, Stu accidently crashes into Rex Pester's helicopter, after losing control of Dacktar, while he was filming over the forest. As soon as Rex kicks Stu out of the helicopter, he crashed into the forest thanks to accidently making Stu rip out the throttle.

* A moment afterward, whilst Rex Pester is filming in his helicopter, Stu, flying Dacktar, accidently loses crontrol and crashes into the helicopter.
* Stu accidently crashes into Rex Pester's helicopter, after losing control of Dacktar, while he was filming over the forest. As soon as Rex kicks Stu out of the helicopter, he crashed into the forest thanks to accidently making Stu rip out the throttle.

[[caption-width-right:350:"[[DramaticIrony We'll never find the babies with this jerk in front of us]]!"]]

** Eventually, the Wagon rolls into a mattress factory, toppling mounds of mattresses like dominoes. It lands in a"Nighty Night Mattress" delivery truck, and the driver closes the back door.

* When Angelica and Drew arrive at the house.
-->'''Angelica''': Daddy, why can't I watch Shirleylock Holmes at our house? I'll never be able to hear it with that new baby squawking the whole time!\\
'''Drew''': Now, sweetheart, Daddy's gotta put in a little overtime today, so that Mommy won't be so ashamed of his quarterly earnings.\\
(''Stu answers the door'')\\
'''Angelica''': Hi, Uncle Stu. Sorry to hear your pony's so slow.\\
'''Stu''': Uh, but we don't have a pony, Angelica.\\
'''Angelica''': (''to Drew'') Then how come you told Mommy that Aunt Didi got saddled with a loser?\\
'''Stu''': "Loser?"\\
'''Drew''': (''laughs nervously'') He-He... I-I...\\
(''Dil's crying is heard from upstairs'')\\
'''Stu''': Excuse me, bro. My tax deductions are [[SuddenlyShouting CRYING!]]\\
(''Stu slams the door; Drew opens it again and puts Angelica's things inside'')\\
'''Drew''': YOU CAN'T DEDUCT THEM IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INCOME!\\
(''Drew slams the door'')

* The scene with the Circus Masters Igor & Serge is pretty funny.
-->'''Igor''': Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys. I get us coffee.
-->'''Serge''': No, Igor. ''You'' stay and watch monkeys and ''I'' get us coffee.
-->'''Igor''': Nyet! [[RussianReversal Monkeys watch you!]] I GET COFFEE!
-->(''Cut to interior at an ice cream parlor, where both men are enjoying their coffee. Their train is in view through a window as monkeys climb out and on top of the train.'')
-->'''Serge''': I think coffee is better in St. Petersburg.
-->'''Igor''': Nyet, it is better in Kiev.
-->'''Serge''': No, it's better in St. Petersburg.
-->'''Igor''': ''Nothing'' is better in St. Petersburg!
-->(''While the men argue over coffee, the train begins to move'')
-->'''Serge''': ''(SpitTake)'' [[OhCrap Look! The train!]]
-->(''The men rush out, bumping over tables and other customers. They watch as the train rolls off into the distance. Igor rants angrily in Russian and [[AgitatedItemStomping tosses his hat to the ground and stomps on it]].'')

-->(''The men rush out, bumping over tables and other customers. They watch as the train rolls off into the distance. Igor rants angrily in Russian and tosses his hat to the ground and stomps on it.'')

* The scene after the credits... just...[[HereWeGoAgain the scene after the credits.]]

** The infamous exchange where the boy tells the girl to consider herself lucky that the cord wasn't the only thing they cut.

* This gem from Grandpa Boris as Didi is being checked into the hospital, where Didi is being shown a bunch of specialty birthing rooms.
-->'''Boris''': In my day, a woman just dropped her baby in the potato field and kept going.
-->(The doctors then show they have a birthing room done up to repeat ''that exact experience'').
** Just afterwards, Didi asks the doctors if they have something cleaner, so they lead her to the Aquatic Immersion room. Needless to say, Minka is not amused.
--->'''Minka:''' She's having a baby, not a gefilte fish!
* The scene where the newborn babies sing about how the world is new to them (surreality aside). Highlights include:
** One baby remarks, "Today is very different from yesterday". Shortly afterwards, another remarks, "I miss my old womb." and a third says that the wallpaper isn't the same.
** The infamous exchange where the boy tells the girl to consider herself lucky that the cord wasn't the only thing they cut.
** One baby calls Chuckie a fuzzy pig.
* It's a small one that quickly leads into a tear jerker, but when Stu starts crying with Dil, Didi pulls out a pacifier...and shoves it into Stu's mouth.
* When Stu and Didi sing Dil to sleep, the former can't think of a rhyme for "bed" and calls Dil a "quadruped".
* Lil and Phil decide to take Dil back to the "hopsicle" (hospital) for Tommy, but Chuckie thinks it's a bad idea. Then Tommy walks in.
-->'''Lil:''' We're taking Dil back to the hopsicle, Tommy. We're gonna get your moneys back.
-->'''Tommy:''' What?! You can't do that! My mommy and daddy wanna keep him!
-->'''Chuckie:''' ''[to the twins]'' [[IWarnedYou See? See?]]
-->'''Phil:''' Why? All he does is cry and poop.
-->'''Tommy:''' So do you!
-->'''Phil:''' I don't cry ''that'' much.
-->'''Tommy:''' Well, you poop an awful lot.
-->'''Phil:''' Oh, look who's talking, Mr. Chocolate Pants!
-->'''Tommy:''' I am NOT a poopie monster!

* The scene after the credits... just...[[HereWeGoAgain the scene after the credits.]]
* When Stu and Didi sing Dil to sleep, the former can't think of a rhyme for "bed" and calls Dil a "quadruped".
* The scene where the newborn babies sing about how the world is new to them (surreality aside). Highlights include:
** One baby remarks, "Today is very different from yesterday". Shortly afterwards, another remarks, "I miss my old womb." and a third says that the wallpaper isn't the same.
** The infamous exchange where the boy tells the girl to consider herself lucky that the cord wasn't the only thing they cut.
** One baby calls Chuckie a fuzzy pig.

-->'''Angelica''': They took Cynthia, Spike! C'mon! You're gonna be my butt-hound! We gotta search every doghouse, playhouse, tree house and doll house! I want those foogitives back in custardy! (''Spike runs off, pulling Angelica in tow by his leash'') WHOA! Bad dog! Bad dog! STOP!

** The wagon barrels into a play park. It scoops a kid off a swing, then zooms across the tops of monkey bars like a roller coaster. It goes down a slide and lands on a see-saw. The kid from the swingset lands on the opposite end, launching the wagon.
** Eventually, the Wagon rolls into a mattress factory, toppling mounds of mattresses like dominos. It lands in a"Nighty Night Mattress" delivery truck, and the driver closes the back door.

-->'''Pilot''': I turned this plane upside down and I assure you, there are ''no children''. We found a kid, but he's not the one you're looking for.\\

-->'''Stu''': [''looking in the closet''] Tommy!\\

-->'''Ranger Frank''': I'm sure you've run afoul of many a scary pedestrian. But out here, we have what you might call...how should I put it? Actual danger.\\

-->'''Ranger Margaret''': I'm telling you, I saw a dragon.\\

-->'''Ranger Frank''': I know you rookies can get excited and lose your heads, but veterans like me know the key is to remain calm, cool and collected.\\

* The scene after the credits... just...[[HereWeGoAgain the scene after the credits.]]

(''Margaret leaves with the adults, leaving Frank alone, whimpering and sobbing hysterically'')

** The kids knock over some garbage cans and into a trash collector, who falls into the back of his truck.

** The kids knock over some garbage cans and knocks over a trash collector, who falls into the back of his truck.

** The kids knock over some garbage cans, knocks over a trash collector and caused a plated glass truck to crash.

** The wagon barrels a play park. It scoops a kid off a swing, then zooms across the tops of monkey bars like a roller coaster. It goes down a slide and lands on a see-saw. The kid from the swingset lands on the opposite end, launching the wagon.

** [[MassOhCrap Unfortunately, Angelica's final shout sends Didi into labor in the process, forcing everyone to rush to get her to the Lipschitz hospital to give birth to Dil.]]

* Eventually, the Wagon rolls into a mattress factory, toppling mounds of mattresses like dominos. It lands in a"Nighty Night Mattress" delivery truck, and the driver closes the back door.

** The wagon careens away from a car, which causes it to crash. Then it flies down a wooden staircase, nearly hitting an elderly woman, who leaps out of the way. It bursts through the rails and and getting back on the street, swerving away from another car, which also crashes.
** The kids knock over some garbage cans, knock over a trash collector and caused a plated glass truck to crash.
** As the wagon shakes, Dil's cheeks puff up and he vomits on Chuckie's shirt. 
** The wagon barrels into a play park. It scoops a kid off a swing, then zooms across the tops of monkey bars like a roller coaster. It goes down a slide and lands on a see-saw. The kid from the swingset lands on the opposite end, launching the wagon.
* The Wagon rolls into a into a mattress factory, toppling mounds of mattresses like dominos.  It lands in a "Nighty Night Mattress" delivery truck, and the driver closes the back door. 

* When Angelica realizes Cynthia is missing, she leaves the den only to find...
-->'''Angelica''': Nice try, babies. Now gimme back my... (''gasps upon seeing Cynthia's shoe on the welcome mat'') '''''[[SayMyName CYNTHIA-A-A!!!!!!]]'''''\\
(''pan out to the Reptar Wagon with Dil still holding Cynthia'')
** Then Angelica bursts out of the house wearing Sherlock Holmes outfit and "enlists" Spike to help her track the babies down. He then sprints away, pulling Angelica in tow by his leash.
-->'''Angelica''': They took Cynthia, Spike! C'mon! You're gonna be my butt-hound! We gotta search every doghouse, playhouse, tree house and doll house! I want those foogitives back in custardy! (''Spike runs off, pulling Angelica in tow by his leash'') WHOA! Bad dog! Bad dog! STOP!

'''Stu''': ''I'' lost the kids?\\

-->(''The men rush out, bumping over tables and other customers. They watch as the train rolls off into the distance'')
** Followed by Igor ranting angrily in Russian before throwing his hat to the ground and stomping on it