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* While sitting in the rowboat, a seagull lands on one of the oars, [[HopeSpot indicating that land is near.]] It then promptly dies. When the starving duo reach for it, a shark pops up and steals it with a huge crunch, and they are just frozen at the unfairness of it all. ''Hilarious.'' Even the horse is heartbroken!
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* While sitting in the rowboat, a seagull lands on one of the oars, [[HopeSpot indicating that land is near.]] It then promptly dies. When the starving duo reach for it, a shark pops up and steals it with a huge crunch, and they are just frozen at the unfairness of it all. ''Hilarious.'' Even the horse Altivo, who doesn't eat meat, is heartbroken!
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** Miguel than blames Tulio and says the entire thing was his idea. Tzekel-Kan lets out a FlatWhat in response before the duo start bickering, letting out all of their frustration at each other, and [[EvilIsPetty stands by, enjoying the show as much as the audience.]] That is of course until the two wind up to punch each other, but as they are about to hit each other they punch him to the edge of the cliff.
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* [[http://junkrat-the-junker-rat.tumblr.com/post/167682872899 A post on Tumblr]] describing the movie as a D&D campaign with bizarre streak of 1s and 20s, which is strangely fitting especially when you remember Miguel and Tulio were using a pair of die at the beginning.
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* [[http://junkrat-the-junker-rat.tumblr.com/post/167682872899 [[https://imgur.com/a/bgT42Yq A post on Tumblr]] describing the movie as a D&D campaign with bizarre streak of 1s and 20s, which is strangely fitting especially when you remember Miguel and Tulio were using a pair of die at the beginning.
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'''Tulio''': I'm sorry, were you going to say '''worse'''?
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'''Tulio''': I'm sorry, were you going to say '''worse'''?"'''''worse'''''"?!\\
'''Miguel:''' No.\\
'''Tulio:''' You're sure?\\
'''Miguel:''' Absolutely not. I've revised that whole thing.\\
'''Tulio:''' We're at least in a rowboat.\\
'''Miguel:''' We're in a rowboat, exactly.\\
(''they argue as the camera pulls out to show a few sharks following their boat'')
'''Miguel:''' No.\\
'''Tulio:''' You're sure?\\
'''Miguel:''' Absolutely not. I've revised that whole thing.\\
'''Tulio:''' We're at least in a rowboat.\\
'''Miguel:''' We're in a rowboat, exactly.\\
(''they argue as the camera pulls out to show a few sharks following their boat'')
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'''Tulio:''' Oh, boy.
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'''Tulio:''' [[ThisIsGoingToSuck Oh, boy.]]
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-->'''Miguel''': Back to Spain? Yeah?\\
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** In a similar vein, there's another tumblr post describing it as why the bard and rogue shouldn't go on their own adventure together.
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** In a similar vein, there's another tumblr post describing it as why the bard and rogue shouldn't go on their own adventure together, with an argument that says the movie is why the bard and rogue ''[[RuleOfFunny should]]'' go on their own adventure together.
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'''Tulio''': [[SarcasmMode Yes. "Find the prybar."]] He can't understand ''prybar''! He's a dumb horse. There's no way he--\\
''(Altivo brings them the key to their cell. {{Beat}}.)''\\
-->'''Tulio''': Well, it's ''not'' a prybar.
''(Altivo brings them the key to their cell. {{Beat}}.)''\\
-->'''Tulio''': Well, it's ''not'' a prybar.
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'''Tulio''': [[SarcasmMode Yes. "Find the prybar."]] He can't understand ''prybar''! He's a dumb horse. There's no way he--\\
he-- ''(Altivo brings them the key to their cell. {{Beat}}.)''\\
-->'''Tulio''':)'' Well, it's ''not'' a prybar.
-->'''Tulio''':
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'''Miguel''': The trail that we blaze!\\
(''Hacks at overgrowth... to reveal a massive lump of rock.'')\\
'''Miguel:''' (''{{Beat}}, then points further down the beach'') ''That'' trail that we blaze!\\
(''Hacks at overgrowth... to reveal a massive lump of rock.'')\\
'''Miguel:''' (''{{Beat}}, then points further down the beach'') ''That'' trail that we blaze!\\
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'''Miguel''': The trail that we blaze!\\
blaze! (''Hacks at overgrowth... to reveal a massive lump of rock.'')\\
'''Miguel:''' (''{{Beat}}, [[{{Beat}} Ten second pause]], then Miguel points further down the beach'') beach'') ...''That'' trail that we blaze!\\
'''Miguel:''' (''{{Beat}},
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'''Tulio:''' Ah, ah, wait. Wait a minute. New plan. We find the city of gold, we ''take'' the gold, and ''then'' we go back to Spain.\\
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'''Tulio:''' Ah, ah, wait. (spastic gibberish) Wait! Wait a minute. New plan. We find the city of gold, we ''take'' the gold, and ''then'' we go back to Spain.\\
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* [[http://junkrat-the-junker-rat.tumblr.com/post/167682872899 A post on Tumblr]] describing the movie as a D&D campaign with bizarre streak of 1s and 20s, which is strangely fitting especially when you remember Miguel and Tulio were using a pair of die at the beginning.
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* [[http://junkrat-the-junker-rat.tumblr.com/post/167682872899 A post on Tumblr]] describing the movie as a D&D campaign with bizarre streak of 1s and 20s, which is strangely fitting especially when you remember Miguel and Tulio were using a pair of die at the beginning.beginning.
** In a similar vein, there's another tumblr post describing it as why the bard and rogue shouldn't go on their own adventure together.
** In a similar vein, there's another tumblr post describing it as why the bard and rogue shouldn't go on their own adventure together.
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[[caption-width-right:350: [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AAAAHHHHH!!!]]]]
[[caption-width-right:350: [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AAAAHHHHH!!!]]]]
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* A post on Tumblr describing the movie as a D&D campaign with bizarre streak of 1s and 20s, which is strangely fitting especially when you remember Miguel and Tulio were using a pair of die at the beginning.
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* [[http://junkrat-the-junker-rat.tumblr.com/post/167682872899 A post on Tumblr Tumblr]] describing the movie as a D&D campaign with bizarre streak of 1s and 20s, which is strangely fitting especially when you remember Miguel and Tulio were using a pair of die at the beginning.
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--->'''Tulio''': What's happening here?
--->'''Miguel''': ''(deadpan)'' We are both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge.
--->'''Miguel''': ''(deadpan)'' We are both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge.
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--->'''Tulio''': What's happening here?
--->'''Miguel''':here?\\
'''Miguel''': ''(deadpan)'' We are both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge.
--->'''Miguel''':
'''Miguel''': ''(deadpan)'' We are both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge.
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--> '''Tulio:''' I will give you the honor of a quick and painless ''death!'' ''(pulls a tiny dagger from a guard)'' But not with that. ''(switches it for a rapier)'' I prefer to fight fairly!
--> '''Miguel:''' Oh, you fight like my sister!
--> '''Tulio:''' I... ''fought'' your sister - that's a compliment!
--> '''Miguel:''' Oh, you fight like my sister!
--> '''Tulio:''' I... ''fought'' your sister - that's a compliment!
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--> '''Tulio:''' I will give you the honor of a quick and painless ''death!'' ''(pulls a tiny dagger from a guard)'' But not with that. ''(switches it for a rapier)'' I prefer to fight fairly!
-->fairly!\\
'''Miguel:''' Oh, you fight like mysister!
-->sister!\\
'''Tulio:''' I... ''fought'' your sister - that's a compliment!
-->
'''Miguel:''' Oh, you fight like my
-->
'''Tulio:''' I... ''fought'' your sister - that's a compliment!
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--> '''Miguel:''' You said it yourself it was possible, and it is! It really is! The map to EL DORADO!
--> '''Tulio:''' ...You drank the seawater, didn't you?
--> '''Tulio:''' ...You drank the seawater, didn't you?
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--> '''Miguel:''' You said it yourself it was possible, and it is! It really is! The map to EL DORADO!
-->DORADO!\\
'''Tulio:''' ...You drank the seawater, didn't you?
-->
'''Tulio:''' ...You drank the seawater, didn't you?
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--> '''Tulio:''' The little voice? Remember the little voice? Just for a second imagine that you have one. What would it be saying about Chel?
--> '''Miguel:''' ....[[ChivalrousPervert Mmmmmrrr]]...
--> '''Miguel:''' ....[[ChivalrousPervert Mmmmmrrr]]...
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--> '''Tulio:''' The little voice? Remember the little voice? Just for a second imagine that you have one. What would it be saying about Chel?
-->Chel?\\
'''Miguel:''' ....[[ChivalrousPervert Mmmmmrrr]]...
-->
'''Miguel:''' ....[[ChivalrousPervert Mmmmmrrr]]...
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-->"[[ImOkay I'm okay]]!"
-->''(The jaguar steps on him)''
-->''(muffled)'' "I'm still okay!"
-->''(The jaguar steps on him)''
-->''(muffled)'' "I'm still okay!"
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-->"[[ImOkay I'm okay]]!"
-->''(Theokay]]!"\\
''(The jaguar steps onhim)''
-->''(muffled)''him)''\\
''(muffled)'' "I'm still okay!"
-->''(The
''(The jaguar steps on
-->''(muffled)''
''(muffled)'' "I'm still okay!"
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-->'''Tulio''': ''(snatches the dice)'' Hey, how'd you get those?
-->'''Miguel''': ''(behind him with a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent suspicious look]])'' [[{{Hammerspace}} Where was she]] ''[[VictoriasSecretCompartment keeping]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar them?]]
-->'''Miguel''': ''(behind him with a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent suspicious look]])'' [[{{Hammerspace}} Where was she]] ''[[VictoriasSecretCompartment keeping]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar them?]]
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-->'''Tulio''': ''(snatches the dice)'' Hey, how'd you get those?
-->'''Miguel''':those?\\
'''Miguel''': ''(behind him with a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent suspicious look]])'' [[{{Hammerspace}} Where was she]] ''[[VictoriasSecretCompartment keeping]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar them?]]
-->'''Miguel''':
'''Miguel''': ''(behind him with a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent suspicious look]])'' [[{{Hammerspace}} Where was she]] ''[[VictoriasSecretCompartment keeping]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar them?]]
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-->'''Tulio''': ''(raises eyebrow)'' Uh, do you mind?
-->'''Chel''': ''(without a shred of shame)'' No. -- ''Oh!'' Oh. Sorry. ''(starts to back out of the room, but [[EatingTheEyeCandy keeps staring]] and eventually closes the curtain after thoroughly checking them out)'' Bye.
-->'''Chel''': ''(without a shred of shame)'' No. -- ''Oh!'' Oh. Sorry. ''(starts to back out of the room, but [[EatingTheEyeCandy keeps staring]] and eventually closes the curtain after thoroughly checking them out)'' Bye.
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-->'''Tulio''': ''(raises eyebrow)'' Uh, do you mind?
-->'''Chel''':mind?\\
'''Chel''': ''(without a shred of shame)'' No. -- ''Oh!'' Oh. Sorry. ''(starts to back out of the room, but [[EatingTheEyeCandy keeps staring]] and eventually closes the curtain after thoroughly checking them out)'' Bye.
-->'''Chel''':
'''Chel''': ''(without a shred of shame)'' No. -- ''Oh!'' Oh. Sorry. ''(starts to back out of the room, but [[EatingTheEyeCandy keeps staring]] and eventually closes the curtain after thoroughly checking them out)'' Bye.
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-->'''Tulio''': The stars are not in position for this tribute!
-->'''Miguel''': ''(behind him, dragging the helpless man to safety, utterly deadpan)'' Like he says. ''({{beat}})'' Stars. ''(beat)'' Can't do it. ''(disappears for a beat, only to stick his head back in the frame)'' Not today.
-->'''Miguel''': ''(behind him, dragging the helpless man to safety, utterly deadpan)'' Like he says. ''({{beat}})'' Stars. ''(beat)'' Can't do it. ''(disappears for a beat, only to stick his head back in the frame)'' Not today.
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-->'''Tulio''': The stars are not in position for this tribute!
-->'''Miguel''':tribute!\\
'''Miguel''': ''(behind him, dragging the helpless man to safety, utterly deadpan)'' Like he says. ''({{beat}})'' Stars. ''(beat)'' Can't do it. ''(disappears for a beat, only to stick his head back in the frame)'' Not today.
-->'''Miguel''':
'''Miguel''': ''(behind him, dragging the helpless man to safety, utterly deadpan)'' Like he says. ''({{beat}})'' Stars. ''(beat)'' Can't do it. ''(disappears for a beat, only to stick his head back in the frame)'' Not today.
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-->'''Miguel''': Do you think Cortes could have gotten here before us and --
-->'''Tulio''': And what?! Taken all the ''really'' big rocks? The scoundrel!
-->'''Tulio''': And what?! Taken all the ''really'' big rocks? The scoundrel!
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-->'''Miguel''': Do you think Cortes could have gotten here before us and --
-->'''Tulio''':--\\
'''Tulio''': And what?! Taken all the ''really'' big rocks? The scoundrel!
-->'''Tulio''':
'''Tulio''': And what?! Taken all the ''really'' big rocks? The scoundrel!
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-->'''Tulio''': Here's the plan. In the dead of night you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those, uh, longboats, and then we ''row back to Spain like there's no mañana!''
-->'''Miguel''': Back to Spain? Yeah?
-->'''Tulio''': Yeah!
-->'''Miguel:''' In a rowboat?
-->'''Tulio''': You got it.
-->'''Miguel''': Great. Sensational. And, and that's, that's your plan, is it?
-->'''Tulio''': That's... pretty much it.
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Miguel''': [[SincerityMode Well, I like it!]] So, how do we get on deck?
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Tulio''': In the dead of night you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those, uh, longboats--
-->'''Miguel''': Back to Spain? Yeah?
-->'''Tulio''': Yeah!
-->'''Miguel:''' In a rowboat?
-->'''Tulio''': You got it.
-->'''Miguel''': Great. Sensational. And, and that's, that's your plan, is it?
-->'''Tulio''': That's... pretty much it.
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Miguel''': [[SincerityMode Well, I like it!]] So, how do we get on deck?
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Tulio''': In the dead of night you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those, uh, longboats--
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-->'''Tulio''': Here's the plan. In the dead of night you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those, uh, longboats, and then we ''row back to Spain like there's no mañana!''
mañana!''\\
-->'''Miguel''': Back to Spain?Yeah?
-->'''Tulio''': Yeah!
-->'''Miguel:'''Yeah?\\
'''Tulio''': Yeah!\\
'''Miguel:''' In arowboat?
-->'''Tulio''':rowboat?\\
'''Tulio''': You gotit.
-->'''Miguel''':it.\\
'''Miguel''': Great. Sensational. And, and that's, that's your plan, isit?
-->'''Tulio''':it?\\
'''Tulio''': That's... pretty muchit.
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Miguel''':it.\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Miguel''': [[SincerityMode Well, I like it!]] So, how do we get ondeck?
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Tulio''':deck?\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Tulio''': In the dead of night you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those, uh, longboats--
-->'''Miguel''': Back to Spain?
-->'''Tulio''': Yeah!
-->'''Miguel:'''
'''Tulio''': Yeah!\\
'''Miguel:''' In a
-->'''Tulio''':
'''Tulio''': You got
-->'''Miguel''':
'''Miguel''': Great. Sensational. And, and that's, that's your plan, is
-->'''Tulio''':
'''Tulio''': That's... pretty much
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Miguel''':
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Miguel''': [[SincerityMode Well, I like it!]] So, how do we get on
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Tulio''':
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Tulio''': In the dead of night you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those, uh, longboats--
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-->'''Tulio''': Miguel, you're talking to a ''horse!''
-->'''Miguel''': That's it Altivo, find the prybar!
-->'''Tulio''': [[SarcasmMode Yes. "Find the prybar."]] He can't understand ''prybar''! He's a dumb horse. There's no way he--
-->''(Altivo brings them the key to their cell. {{Beat}}.)''
-->'''Miguel''': That's it Altivo, find the prybar!
-->'''Tulio''': [[SarcasmMode Yes. "Find the prybar."]] He can't understand ''prybar''! He's a dumb horse. There's no way he--
-->''(Altivo brings them the key to their cell. {{Beat}}.)''
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-->'''Tulio''': Miguel, you're talking to a ''horse!''
-->'''Miguel''':''horse!''\\
'''Miguel''': That's it Altivo, find theprybar!
-->'''Tulio''':prybar!\\
'''Tulio''': [[SarcasmMode Yes. "Find the prybar."]] He can't understand ''prybar''! He's a dumb horse. There's no wayhe--
-->''(Altivohe--\\
''(Altivo brings them the key to their cell. {{Beat}}.)'')''\\
-->'''Miguel''':
'''Miguel''': That's it Altivo, find the
-->'''Tulio''':
'''Tulio''': [[SarcasmMode Yes. "Find the prybar."]] He can't understand ''prybar''! He's a dumb horse. There's no way
-->''(Altivo
''(Altivo brings them the key to their cell. {{Beat}}.
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-->'''Tulio''': Okay... Here's the gate , here's the boat...
-->'''Chel''': Uh huh, and?
-->'''Tulio''': ''(rubs his forehead)'' Aaargh! Here's the gate...
-->'''Chel''': Uh huh, and?
-->'''Tulio''': ...here's the boat...
-->'''Chel''': Got that... and?
-->'''Tulio''': Well... Here's the goat, and here's the bait...
-->'''Chel''': TULIO!
-->'''Chel''': Uh huh, and?
-->'''Tulio''': ''(rubs his forehead)'' Aaargh! Here's the gate...
-->'''Chel''': Uh huh, and?
-->'''Tulio''': ...here's the boat...
-->'''Chel''': Got that... and?
-->'''Tulio''': Well... Here's the goat, and here's the bait...
-->'''Chel''': TULIO!
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-->'''Tulio''': Okay... Here's the gate , here's the boat...
-->'''Chel''':boat...\\
'''Chel''': Uh huh,and?
-->'''Tulio''':and?\\
'''Tulio''': ''(rubs his forehead)'' Aaargh! Here's thegate...
-->'''Chel''':gate...\\
'''Chel''': Uh huh,and?
-->'''Tulio''': ...and?\\
'''Tulio''': ...here's theboat...
-->'''Chel''':boat...\\
'''Chel''': Got that...and?
-->'''Tulio''':and?\\
'''Tulio''': Well... Here's the goat, and here's thebait...
-->'''Chel''':bait...\\
'''Chel''': TULIO!
-->'''Chel''':
'''Chel''': Uh huh,
-->'''Tulio''':
'''Tulio''': ''(rubs his forehead)'' Aaargh! Here's the
-->'''Chel''':
'''Chel''': Uh huh,
-->'''Tulio''': ...
'''Tulio''': ...here's the
-->'''Chel''':
'''Chel''': Got that...
-->'''Tulio''':
'''Tulio''': Well... Here's the goat, and here's the
-->'''Chel''':
'''Chel''': TULIO!
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-->'''Miguel''': I am Miguel.
-->'''Tulio''': And I am Tulio.
-->'''Miguel''': ''(tries to dismount, snags his foot on Altivo's reins, recovers)'' And they call us [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Miguel and Tulio!]]
-->'''Tulio''': And I am Tulio.
-->'''Miguel''': ''(tries to dismount, snags his foot on Altivo's reins, recovers)'' And they call us [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Miguel and Tulio!]]
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-->'''Miguel''': I am Miguel.
-->'''Tulio''':Miguel.\\
'''Tulio''': And I amTulio.
-->'''Miguel''':Tulio.\\
'''Miguel''': ''(tries to dismount, snags his foot on Altivo's reins, recovers)'' And they call us [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Miguel and Tulio!]]
-->'''Tulio''':
'''Tulio''': And I am
-->'''Miguel''':
'''Miguel''': ''(tries to dismount, snags his foot on Altivo's reins, recovers)'' And they call us [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Miguel and Tulio!]]
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-->'''Chel''': I want in.
-->'''Tulio''': In?
-->'''Chel''': On your scam.
-->'''Tulio''': (nervous laugh) [[BlatantLies Wha-there's no scam, why would you think there's a]]... ''Why''?
-->'''Tulio''': In?
-->'''Chel''': On your scam.
-->'''Tulio''': (nervous laugh) [[BlatantLies Wha-there's no scam, why would you think there's a]]... ''Why''?
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-->'''Chel''': I want in.
-->'''Tulio''': In?
-->'''Chel''':in.\\
'''Tulio''': In?\\
'''Chel''': On yourscam.
-->'''Tulio''':scam.\\
'''Tulio''': (nervous laugh) [[BlatantLies Wha-there's no scam, why would you think there's a]]... ''Why''?
-->'''Tulio''': In?
-->'''Chel''':
'''Tulio''': In?\\
'''Chel''': On your
-->'''Tulio''':
'''Tulio''': (nervous laugh) [[BlatantLies Wha-there's no scam, why would you think there's a]]... ''Why''?
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-->'''Tulio:''' ''(smacking his forehead on one of the support beams, having left a sizeable dent in the wood)''
-->'''Miguel:''' So, um, how's the escape plan coming?
-->'''Tulio:''' ''(looks up from the post with a glimmer of hope, or possibly concussion)'' Wait... wait wait wait, I-I'm getting something... ''(goes back to smacking his forehead in time with the music)''
-->'''Miguel:''' So, um, how's the escape plan coming?
-->'''Tulio:''' ''(looks up from the post with a glimmer of hope, or possibly concussion)'' Wait... wait wait wait, I-I'm getting something... ''(goes back to smacking his forehead in time with the music)''
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-->'''Tulio:''' ''(smacking his forehead on one of the support beams, having left a sizeable dent in the wood)''
-->'''Miguel:'''wood)''\\
'''Miguel:''' So, um, how's the escape plancoming?
-->'''Tulio:'''coming?\\
'''Tulio:''' ''(looks up from the post with a glimmer of hope, or possibly concussion)'' Wait... wait wait wait, I-I'm getting something... ''(goes back to smacking his forehead in time with the music)''
-->'''Miguel:'''
'''Miguel:''' So, um, how's the escape plan
-->'''Tulio:'''
'''Tulio:''' ''(looks up from the post with a glimmer of hope, or possibly concussion)'' Wait... wait wait wait, I-I'm getting something... ''(goes back to smacking his forehead in time with the music)''
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-->'''Tzekel-Kan:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You! Are not! GODS!]]
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Tulio:''' ''(points at Miguel)'' ''You're'' not a god? You lied to me?
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Tulio:''' ''(points at Miguel)'' ''You're'' not a god? You lied to me?
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-->'''Tzekel-Kan:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You! Are not! GODS!]]
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Tulio:'''GODS!]]\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Tulio:''' ''(points at Miguel)'' ''You're'' not a god? You lied to me?
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Tulio:'''
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Tulio:''' ''(points at Miguel)'' ''You're'' not a god? You lied to me?
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-->'''Miguel:''' Tulio, I just want to let you know, [[NoodleIncident I'm sorry about that girl in Barcelona.]]
-->'''Tulio:''' So, you -- you ''f--''
-->'''Tzekel-Kan:''' [[CurseCutShort BEHOLD!]]
-->'''Tulio:''' So, you -- you ''f--''
-->'''Tzekel-Kan:''' [[CurseCutShort BEHOLD!]]
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-->'''Miguel:''' Tulio, I just want to let you know, [[NoodleIncident I'm sorry about that girl in Barcelona.]]
-->'''Tulio:''']]\\
'''Tulio:''' So, you -- you''f--''
-->'''Tzekel-Kan:'''''f--''\\
'''Tzekel-Kan:''' [[CurseCutShort BEHOLD!]]
-->'''Tulio:'''
'''Tulio:''' So, you -- you
-->'''Tzekel-Kan:'''
'''Tzekel-Kan:''' [[CurseCutShort BEHOLD!]]
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--> '''Miguel''': We'll follow the trail!
--> '''Tulio''': ''What'' trail?
--> '''Miguel''': The trail that we blaze!
--> (''Hacks at overgrowth... to reveal a massive lump of rock.'')
--> '''Miguel:''' (''{{Beat}}, then points further down the beach'') ''That'' trail that we blaze!
--> '''Tulio:''' Oh, boy.
--> '''Tulio''': ''What'' trail?
--> '''Miguel''': The trail that we blaze!
--> (''Hacks at overgrowth... to reveal a massive lump of rock.'')
--> '''Miguel:''' (''{{Beat}}, then points further down the beach'') ''That'' trail that we blaze!
--> '''Tulio:''' Oh, boy.
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--> '''Miguel''': We'll follow the trail!
-->trail!\\
'''Tulio''': ''What''trail?
-->trail?\\
'''Miguel''': The trail that weblaze!
-->blaze!\\
(''Hacks at overgrowth... to reveal a massive lump of rock.'')
-->'')\\
'''Miguel:''' (''{{Beat}}, then points further down the beach'') ''That'' trail that weblaze!
-->blaze!\\
'''Tulio:''' Oh, boy.
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'''Tulio''': ''What''
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'''Miguel''': The trail that we
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(''Hacks at overgrowth... to reveal a massive lump of rock.
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'''Miguel:''' (''{{Beat}}, then points further down the beach'') ''That'' trail that we
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'''Tulio:''' Oh, boy.
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--> '''Miguel:''' ...But you don't want to go, so...let's get back into the boat and row back to Spain. After all, [[SarcasmMode it worked so well last time]].
--> '''Tulio:''' Ah, ah, wait. Wait a minute. New plan. We find the city of gold, we ''take'' the gold, and ''then'' we go back to Spain.
--> '''Miguel:''' And BUY Spain!
--> '''Tulio:''' Ah, ah, wait. Wait a minute. New plan. We find the city of gold, we ''take'' the gold, and ''then'' we go back to Spain.
--> '''Miguel:''' And BUY Spain!
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--> '''Miguel:''' ...But you don't want to go, so...let's get back into the boat and row back to Spain. After all, [[SarcasmMode it worked so well last time]].
-->time]].\\
'''Tulio:''' Ah, ah, wait. Wait a minute. New plan. We find the city of gold, we ''take'' the gold, and ''then'' we go back toSpain.
-->Spain.\\
'''Miguel:''' And BUYSpain!Spain!
* A post on Tumblr describing the movie as a D&D campaign with bizarre streak of 1s and 20s, which is strangely fitting especially when you remember Miguel and Tulio were using a pair of die at the beginning.
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'''Tulio:''' Ah, ah, wait. Wait a minute. New plan. We find the city of gold, we ''take'' the gold, and ''then'' we go back to
-->
'''Miguel:''' And BUY
* A post on Tumblr describing the movie as a D&D campaign with bizarre streak of 1s and 20s, which is strangely fitting especially when you remember Miguel and Tulio were using a pair of die at the beginning.
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** Made even funnier when you realize the shark is heavily inspired by the one featured on the ''Jaws'' posters.
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--> '''Miguel:''' ...But you don't want to go, so...let's get back into the boat and row back to Spain. After all, [[SarcasmMode: it worked so well last time]].
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--> '''Miguel:''' ...But you don't want to go, so...let's get back into the boat and row back to Spain. After all, [[SarcasmMode: [[SarcasmMode it worked so well last time]].
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--> '''Tulio:''' Oh, boy.
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--> '''Tulio:''' Oh, boy.boy.
* After they realize they've just landed on the area that corresponds to the map, and Miguel spins Tulio stories of a fabulously rich city to convince him to explore:
--> '''Miguel:''' ...But you don't want to go, so...let's get back into the boat and row back to Spain. After all, [[SarcasmMode: it worked so well last time]].
--> '''Tulio:''' Ah, ah, wait. Wait a minute. New plan. We find the city of gold, we ''take'' the gold, and ''then'' we go back to Spain.
--> '''Miguel:''' And BUY Spain!
* After they realize they've just landed on the area that corresponds to the map, and Miguel spins Tulio stories of a fabulously rich city to convince him to explore:
--> '''Miguel:''' ...But you don't want to go, so...let's get back into the boat and row back to Spain. After all, [[SarcasmMode: it worked so well last time]].
--> '''Tulio:''' Ah, ah, wait. Wait a minute. New plan. We find the city of gold, we ''take'' the gold, and ''then'' we go back to Spain.
--> '''Miguel:''' And BUY Spain!
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** Then they get trapped in the barrels and hoisted aboard a ship:
--->'''Tulio''': What's happening here?
--->'''Miguel''': ''(deadpan)'' We are both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge.
--->'''Tulio''': What's happening here?
--->'''Miguel''': ''(deadpan)'' We are both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge.
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* They leap into a pair of barrels, which are promptly shut over their heads.
-->'''Tulio''': What's happening here?
-->'''Miguel''': ''(deadpan)'' We are both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge.
-->'''Tulio''': What's happening here?
-->'''Miguel''': ''(deadpan)'' We are both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge.
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* Tzekel-Khan [[BlackComedy starts in on about human sacrifice again]] with Tulio.
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* Tzekel-Khan Tzekel-Kan [[BlackComedy starts in on about human sacrifice again]] with Tulio.
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-->'''Tulio:''' ''(points at Miguel)'' ''You're'' not a god?
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-->'''Tulio:''' ''(points at Miguel)'' ''You're'' not a god?god? You lied to me?
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** When they're about to leap into those barrels, Tulio bets Miguel they ''won't'' make it. When they do, there's a cheerful "you lose!" from inside Miguel's barrel, and a pair of coins are flipped out of Tulio's into Miguel's as Tulio promptly pays up.
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* "On the one hand: GOLD. On the other hand: (points to a tapestry of a man getting his heart ripped out) '''PAINFUL AGONIZING FAILURE!'"
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* "On the one hand: GOLD. On the other hand: hand:" (points to a tapestry of a man getting his heart ripped out) '''PAINFUL "''PAINFUL AGONIZING FAILURE!'"FAILURE!''"
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-->'''Tulio:''' ''(points at Miguel)'' You're not a god?
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-->'''Tulio:''' ''(points at Miguel)'' You're ''You're'' not a god?
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* Tzekel-Khan [[BlackComedy starts in on about human sacrifice again]] with Tulio.
-->'''Tzekel-Kan''': Do you wish to have your victims bound to an altar, or would you prefer them free-range?
** At the end of the conversation, Tulio and Chel make a hasty exit.
-->'''Tzekel-Khan''': Finally...''[wipes away a tear]'' We're connecting!
* After the two get themselves in deeper trouble, Tulio gives Miguel a ''withering'' DeathGlare.
-->'''Miguel''': Well don't blame me!\\
'''Tulio''': '''''I blame you!'''''
-->'''Tzekel-Kan''': Do you wish to have your victims bound to an altar, or would you prefer them free-range?
** At the end of the conversation, Tulio and Chel make a hasty exit.
-->'''Tzekel-Khan''': Finally...''[wipes away a tear]'' We're connecting!
* After the two get themselves in deeper trouble, Tulio gives Miguel a ''withering'' DeathGlare.
-->'''Miguel''': Well don't blame me!\\
'''Tulio''': '''''I blame you!'''''
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* While sitting in the rowboat, a seagull lands on one of the oars, [[HopeSpot indicating that land is near.]] It then promptly dies. When the starving duo reach for it, a shark pops up and steals it with a huge crunch, and they are just frozen at the unfairness of it all. ''Hilarious.''
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* While sitting in the rowboat, a seagull lands on one of the oars, [[HopeSpot indicating that land is near.]] It then promptly dies. When the starving duo reach for it, a shark pops up and steals it with a huge crunch, and they are just frozen at the unfairness of it all. ''Hilarious.'''' Even the horse is heartbroken!
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** The two are making their escape after Altivo brings them the key, and the horse objects when Miguel hasn't given him his apple yet. Tulio grabs it and chucks it to Altivo, with it ricocheting off several surfaces and back off the side of the boat. Cut to Miguel and Tulio lowering their stolen rowboat slowly as Altivo sails past, having jumped off the side of the boat after the apple.
** The two are in the rowboat with minimal supplies and a horse and no idea of which way they need to go.
-->'''Miguel''': Look on the positive side! At least things can't get - ''[thunderclap, cue heavy rain]''\\
'''Tulio''': I'm sorry, were you going to say '''worse'''?
** The two are in the rowboat with minimal supplies and a horse and no idea of which way they need to go.
-->'''Miguel''': Look on the positive side! At least things can't get - ''[thunderclap, cue heavy rain]''\\
'''Tulio''': I'm sorry, were you going to say '''worse'''?
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* The duo evade some guards by jumping into a pair of water-filled barrels, with Miguel betting Tulio that they can make it. They survive the drop.
-->'''Miguel''': ''[cheerfully from inside his barrel]'' You lose!\\
''[two coins flip from inside Tulio's barrel to Miguel's]''
-->'''Miguel''': ''[cheerfully from inside his barrel]'' You lose!\\
''[two coins flip from inside Tulio's barrel to Miguel's]''
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* "Your horse bit me in the BUTT!"
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* "Your "YOW! Your horse bit me in the BUTT!"
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--> '''Tulio:''' Oh, boy.
* "YOW! Your horse bit me in the butt!"
* "YOW! Your horse bit me in the butt!"
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--> '''Tulio:''' Oh, boy.
* "YOW! Your horse bit me in the butt!"boy.
* "YOW! Your horse bit me in the butt!"
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--> '''Tulio:''' Oh boy.
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--> '''Tulio:''' Oh boy.Oh, boy.
*"YOW! Your horse bit me in the butt!"
*"YOW! Your horse bit me in the butt!"
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** Hit MemeticMutation status, particularly on {{Tumblr}}. Pretty much every second post under the movie's tag is about the stars.
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** Hit MemeticMutation status, particularly on {{Tumblr}}.Website/{{Tumblr}}. Pretty much every second post under the movie's tag is about the stars.
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--> '''Tulio:''' I will give you the honor of a quick and painless ''death'' -- ''(pulls a tiny dagger from a guard)'' -- but not with that. ''(switches it for a rapier)'' I prefer to fight fairly!
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--> '''Tulio:''' I will give you the honor of a quick and painless ''death'' -- ''death!'' ''(pulls a tiny dagger from a guard)'' -- but guard)'' But not with that. ''(switches it for a rapier)'' I prefer to fight fairly!
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--> '''Miguel''': The trail we blaze!
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--> '''Miguel''': The trail that we blaze!
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--> '''Miguel:''' (''{{Beat}}, then points further down the beach'') ''That'' trail we blaze!
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--> '''Miguel:''' (''{{Beat}}, then points further down the beach'') ''That'' trail that we blaze!blaze!
--> '''Tulio:''' Oh boy.
--> '''Tulio:''' Oh boy.
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** This, not unlike the Stars, has reached meme levels.
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-->'''Tulio:''' ''(looks up from the post with a glimmer of hope, or possibly concussion)'' Wait... wait wait wait, I-I'm getting something... ''(goes back to smacking his forehead)''
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-->'''Tulio:''' ''(looks up from the post with a glimmer of hope, or possibly concussion)'' Wait... wait wait wait, I-I'm getting something... ''(goes back to smacking his forehead)''forehead in time with the music)''