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-->'''Miguel''': Do you Cortes got here first and--
-->'''Tulio''': And what?! Taken all the really rocks. The scoundrel.
-->'''Tulio''': And what?! Taken all the really rocks. The scoundrel.
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-->'''Tulio''': Here's the plan. Dead at night, grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats and then we row back to Spain like there's no manana.
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-->'''Tulio''': Here's the plan. Dead at In the dead of night, you and I, grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats longboats, and then we row ''row back to Spain like there's no manana.mañana!''
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-->'''Miguel''': Great. Sensational. And that's your plan is it?
-->'''Tulio''': That's pretty much it.
-->'''Tulio''': That's pretty much it.
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-->'''Miguel''': Great. Sensational. And And, and that's, that's your plan plan, is it?
-->'''Tulio''':That's That's... pretty much it.
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-->'''Miguel''': [[SincerityMode Well I like it!]] So, how do we get on deck?
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-->'''Miguel''': [[SincerityMode Well Well, I like it!]] So, how do we get on deck?
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-->'''Tulio''': Dead at night, you and I, grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats-
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-->'''Tulio''': Dead at In the dead of night, you and I, grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats-
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** Later, Miguel attempting to convince the horse, El Tivo, to find them a prybar to escape their cell with in exchange for an apple.
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** Later, Miguel attempting to convince the horse, El Tivo, Altivo, to find them a prybar to escape their cell with in exchange for an apple.
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-->'''Miguel''': That's it El Tivo, find the prybar!
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-->'''Miguel''': That's it El Tivo, Altivo, find the prybar!
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** Later, Miguel attempting to convince the horse, El Tivo, to find them a prybar in exchange for an apple.
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** Later, Miguel attempting to convince the horse, El Tivo, to find them a prybar to escape their cell with in exchange for an apple.
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-->'''Tulio''': {{Beat}} Dead at night, you and I, grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats-
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-->'''Tulio''': {{Beat}} Dead at night, you and I, grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats-
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* "Apparently, El Dorado is native for [[PunctuatedForEmphasis great. big. ROCK!]]
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* "Apparently, El Dorado is native for [[PunctuatedForEmphasis great. big. ROCK!]]ROCK!]]
* A few funny scenes come from the duo's imprisonment in Cortez's brig. For example, Tulio's plan on escaping, which he comes up with after spending a lot of time in the brig literally banging his head against the wall.
-->'''Tulio''': Here's the plan. Dead at night, grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats and then we row back to Spain like there's no manana.
-->'''Miguel''': Back to Spain? Yeah?
-->'''Tulio''': Yeah!
-->'''Miguel:''' In a rowboat?
-->'''Tulio''': You got it.
-->'''Miguel''': Great. Sensational. And that's your plan is it?
-->'''Tulio''': That's pretty much it.
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Miguel''': [[SincerityMode Well I like it!]] So, how do we get on deck?
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Tulio''': {{Beat}} Dead at night, you and I, grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats-
** Later, Miguel attempting to convince the horse, El Tivo, to find them a prybar in exchange for an apple.
-->'''Miguel''': All you have to do is find a prybar. A long piece of iron with a hooky thing at the end.
-->'''Tulio''': Miguel, you're talking to a horse.
-->'''Miguel''': That's it El Tivo, find the prybar!
-->'''Tulio''': Yes. Find the prybar. He can't understand ''prybar'' he's a dumb horse, there's no way he-
-->El Tivo brings them the key to their cell.
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-->'''Tulio''': Well it's not a prybar.
* A few funny scenes come from the duo's imprisonment in Cortez's brig. For example, Tulio's plan on escaping, which he comes up with after spending a lot of time in the brig literally banging his head against the wall.
-->'''Tulio''': Here's the plan. Dead at night, grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats and then we row back to Spain like there's no manana.
-->'''Miguel''': Back to Spain? Yeah?
-->'''Tulio''': Yeah!
-->'''Miguel:''' In a rowboat?
-->'''Tulio''': You got it.
-->'''Miguel''': Great. Sensational. And that's your plan is it?
-->'''Tulio''': That's pretty much it.
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Miguel''': [[SincerityMode Well I like it!]] So, how do we get on deck?
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Tulio''': {{Beat}} Dead at night, you and I, grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats-
** Later, Miguel attempting to convince the horse, El Tivo, to find them a prybar in exchange for an apple.
-->'''Miguel''': All you have to do is find a prybar. A long piece of iron with a hooky thing at the end.
-->'''Tulio''': Miguel, you're talking to a horse.
-->'''Miguel''': That's it El Tivo, find the prybar!
-->'''Tulio''': Yes. Find the prybar. He can't understand ''prybar'' he's a dumb horse, there's no way he-
-->El Tivo brings them the key to their cell.
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-->'''Tulio''': Well it's not a prybar.
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** When they're about to leap into those barrels, Tulio bets Miguel they ''won't'' make it. When they do, there's a cheerful "you lose!" from inside Miguel's barrel, and a pair of coins are flipped out of Tulio's into Miguel's as the Tulio promptly pays up.
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** When they're about to leap into those barrels, Tulio bets Miguel they ''won't'' make it. When they do, there's a cheerful "you lose!" from inside Miguel's barrel, and a pair of coins are flipped out of Tulio's into Miguel's as the Tulio promptly pays up.
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* Their excuse for not sacrificing an innocent man to Shebulba.
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* Their excuse for not sacrificing an innocent man to Shebulba.Xibalba.
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** Tzekel-Kan's face when he's told this is fantastic, and is best described "Oh shit, are you serious?" by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5336125/1/A_Road_to_El_Dorado_Parody this abridged fic.]]
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** When they're about to leap into those barrels, one of our heroes bets the other they ''won't'' make it. When they do, there's a cheerful "you lose!" from inside one barrel, and a pair of coins are flipped out of the other into the first as the loser promptly pays up.
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** When they're about to leap into those barrels, one of our heroes Tulio bets the other Miguel they ''won't'' make it. When they do, there's a cheerful "you lose!" from inside one Miguel's barrel, and a pair of coins are flipped out of the other Tulio's into the first Miguel's as the loser Tulio promptly pays up.
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* Many of Chel's SilentSnarker moments.
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--> '''Tulio:''' I will give you the honor of a quick and painless ''death''- *pulls a tiny dagger from a guard* But not with that. *switches it for a rapier* I prefer to fight fairly!
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--> '''Tulio:''' I will give you the honor of a quick and painless ''death''- *pulls a tiny dagger from a guard* But not with that. *switches it for a rapier* I prefer to fight fairly! fairly!
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--> '''Tulio:''' ...You drank the seawater, didn't you?
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--> '''Tulio:''' ...You drank the seawater, didn't you?
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-->'''Miguel''': ''(behind him, dragging the helpless man to safety)'' Stars. Can't do it. ''(disappears for a Beat and then sticks his head back in the frame)'' Not today.
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-->'''Miguel''': ''(behind him, dragging the helpless man to safety)'' Like he says. ''(Beat)'' Stars. ''(Beat)'' Can't do it. ''(disappears for a Beat and then sticks his head back in the frame)'' Not today.
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** Tulio's BigWordShout causes all the smoke to retreat back into the volcano and it lets out a cough.
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* The entire "lay low" sequence.
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* The entire "lay low" sequence.sequence.
* "Apparently, El Dorado is native for [[PunctuatedForEmphasis great. big. ROCK!]]
* "Apparently, El Dorado is native for [[PunctuatedForEmphasis great. big. ROCK!]]
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-->'''Miguel''': ''(behind him with a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent suspicious look]])'' [[VictoriaSecretCompartment Where was she keeping them?]]
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-->'''Miguel''': ''(behind him with a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent suspicious look]])'' [[VictoriaSecretCompartment [[{{Hammerspace}} Where was she keeping them?]]
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* Upon seeing the giant stone jaguar, Miguel and Tulio perform the best [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] ''ever '''in unison'''''.
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* Upon seeing the giant stone jaguar, Miguel and Tulio perform the best [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] ''ever '''in unison'''''.unison'''''.
* The crown jewel of the film is after Chel convinces the boys to let her in on the con and reveals that she swiped Tulio's loaded dice.
-->'''Tulio''': ''(snatches the dice)'' Hey, how'd you get those?
-->'''Miguel''': ''(behind him with a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent suspicious look]])'' [[VictoriaSecretCompartment Where was she keeping them?]]
** Immediately afterward, Chel gives them their ceremonial clothes to change into. And then ''doesn't leave when they start undressing.''
-->'''Chel''': ''(sits there pleasantly watching them undress)''
-->'''Tulio''': ''(raises eyebrow)'' Uh, do you mind?
-->'''Chel''': ''(completely honest)'' No. Oh! Oh. Sorry. ''(starts to back out of the room, but keeps staring and eventually closes the curtain after thoroughly checking them out)'' Bye.
* Their excuse for not sacrificing an innocent man to Shebulba.
-->'''Tulio''': The stars are not in position for this tribute!
-->'''Miguel''': ''(behind him, dragging the helpless man to safety)'' Stars. Can't do it. ''(disappears for a Beat and then sticks his head back in the frame)'' Not today.
* "Excuse me, I have to go gloat over my gold."
* The entire "lay low" sequence.
* The crown jewel of the film is after Chel convinces the boys to let her in on the con and reveals that she swiped Tulio's loaded dice.
-->'''Tulio''': ''(snatches the dice)'' Hey, how'd you get those?
-->'''Miguel''': ''(behind him with a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent suspicious look]])'' [[VictoriaSecretCompartment Where was she keeping them?]]
** Immediately afterward, Chel gives them their ceremonial clothes to change into. And then ''doesn't leave when they start undressing.''
-->'''Chel''': ''(sits there pleasantly watching them undress)''
-->'''Tulio''': ''(raises eyebrow)'' Uh, do you mind?
-->'''Chel''': ''(completely honest)'' No. Oh! Oh. Sorry. ''(starts to back out of the room, but keeps staring and eventually closes the curtain after thoroughly checking them out)'' Bye.
* Their excuse for not sacrificing an innocent man to Shebulba.
-->'''Tulio''': The stars are not in position for this tribute!
-->'''Miguel''': ''(behind him, dragging the helpless man to safety)'' Stars. Can't do it. ''(disappears for a Beat and then sticks his head back in the frame)'' Not today.
* "Excuse me, I have to go gloat over my gold."
* The entire "lay low" sequence.
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** Also, the horse starts crying.
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--> '''Tulio:''' I will give you the honor of a quick and painless ''death''- ''*pulls a tiny dagger from a guard*'' But not with that. ''*Switches it for a rapier*'' I prefer to fight fairly! Haha, take that! And that!
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--> '''Tulio:''' I will give you the honor of a quick and painless ''death''- ''*pulls *pulls a tiny dagger from a guard*'' guard* But not with that. ''*Switches *switches it for a rapier*'' rapier* I prefer to fight fairly! Haha, take that! And that!
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--> '''Miguel:''' ...... [[ChivalrousPervert Mmmm Grrrrrrrrr]]........
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--> '''Miguel:''' ...... '''Miguel:''' ....[[ChivalrousPervert Mmmm Grrrrrrrrr]]........Mmmmmrrr]]...
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-->''[The jaguar steps on him.]''him]''
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-->'''Miguel:''' All ''right''-- [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Cuba!]]
* Upon seeing the giant stone jaguar, Miguel and Tulio perform the best [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] ''ever '''in unision'''''.
* Upon seeing the giant stone jaguar, Miguel and Tulio perform the best [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] ''ever '''in unision'''''.
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-->'''Miguel:''' All ''right''-- Al''right'' - [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Cuba!]]
* Upon seeing the giant stone jaguar, Miguel and Tulio perform the best [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] ''ever '''inunision'''''.unison'''''.
* Upon seeing the giant stone jaguar, Miguel and Tulio perform the best [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] ''ever '''in
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-->'''Miguel:''' All ''right''-- Cuba!
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-->'''Miguel:''' All ''right''-- Cuba![[CompletelyMissingThePoint Cuba!]]
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-->'''Miguel:''' All ''right''-- Cuba!
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-->'''Miguel:''' All ''right''-- Cuba!Cuba!
* Upon seeing the giant stone jaguar, Miguel and Tulio perform the best [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] ''ever '''in unision'''''.
* Upon seeing the giant stone jaguar, Miguel and Tulio perform the best [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] ''ever '''in unision'''''.
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--> '''Tulio:''' I will give you the honor of a quick and painless ''death''- ''* pulls a tiny dagger from a guard*'' But not with that. ''*Switches it for a rapier*'' I prefer to fight fairly! Haha, take that! And that!
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--> '''Tulio:''' I will give you the honor of a quick and painless ''death''- ''* pulls ''*pulls a tiny dagger from a guard*'' But not with that. ''*Switches it for a rapier*'' I prefer to fight fairly! Haha, take that! And that!
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-->Miguel: All ''right''-- Cuba!
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** When they're about to leap into those barrels, one of our heroes bets the other they ''won't'' make it. When they do, there's a cheerful "you lose!" from inside one barrel, and a pair of coins are flipped out of the other into the first as the loser promptly pays up.
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** When they're about to leap into those barrels, one of our heroes bets the other they ''won't'' make it. When they do, there's a cheerful "you lose!" from inside one barrel, and a pair of coins are flipped out of the other into the first as the loser promptly pays up.up.
* After the duo is found and dragged before Cortez, he coolly informs them that they will be flogged, locked up and brought along to Cuba, where they will be flogged ''again'' and used as slave labor for the rest of their lives.
-->Miguel: All ''right''-- Cuba!
* After the duo is found and dragged before Cortez, he coolly informs them that they will be flogged, locked up and brought along to Cuba, where they will be flogged ''again'' and used as slave labor for the rest of their lives.
-->Miguel: All ''right''-- Cuba!
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** Also, the horse starts crying
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** Also, the horse starts cryingcrying.
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* An El Dorado Warrior gets thrown by the Jaguar Statue:
-->''looks himself over, and sees that he's fine''
-->'''I'm okay!'''
-->''gets crushed by the Jaguar''
-->'''I'm still okay!'''
-->''looks himself over, and sees that he's fine''
-->'''I'm okay!'''
-->''gets crushed by the Jaguar''
-->'''I'm still okay!'''
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* An El Dorado Warrior warrior gets mauled, chewed on, and finally thrown to the ground by the Jaguar Statue:
-->''looks himself over, and sees that he's fine''
-->'''I'm okay!'''
-->''gets crushed by the Jaguar''
-->'''I'mjaguar statue:
-->"ImOkay!"
-->[The jaguar steps on him.]
-->(muffled) "I'm stillokay!'''okay!"
-->''looks himself over, and sees that he's fine''
-->'''I'm okay!'''
-->''gets crushed by the Jaguar''
-->'''I'm
-->"ImOkay!"
-->[The jaguar steps on him.]
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-->'''Miguel''': ''(deadpan)'' We are both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge.
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-->'''Miguel''': ''(deadpan)'' We are both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge.knowledge.
** When they're about to leap into those barrels, one of our heroes bets the other they ''won't'' make it. When they do, there's a cheerful "you lose!" from inside one barrel, and a pair of coins are flipped out of the other into the first as the loser promptly pays up.
** When they're about to leap into those barrels, one of our heroes bets the other they ''won't'' make it. When they do, there's a cheerful "you lose!" from inside one barrel, and a pair of coins are flipped out of the other into the first as the loser promptly pays up.
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** "You kept the map, but you couldn't grab a little more '''food'''?!"
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* Miguel and Tulio's first test as gods in El Dorado, involving the conveniently erupting volcano.
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* Miguel and Tulio's first test as gods in El Dorado, involving the conveniently erupting volcano.volcano.
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-->'''Tulio''': What's happening?!
-->'''Miguel''': ''(deadpan)'' We are both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge.
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-->'''Tulio''': What's happening?!
-->'''Miguel''': ''(deadpan)'' We are both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge.
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-->'''I'm still okay!'''
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-->'''I'm still okay!'''okay!'''
* Miguel and Tulio's first test as gods in El Dorado, involving the conveniently erupting volcano.
* Miguel and Tulio's first test as gods in El Dorado, involving the conveniently erupting volcano.
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* Tulio tries to get Miguel to stay away from Chel:
--> '''Tulio:''' The little voice? Remember the little voice? Just for a second imagine that you have one. What would it be saying about Chel?
--> '''Miguel:''' ...... [[ChivalrousPervert Mmmm Grrrrrrrrr]]........
--> '''Tulio:''' The little voice? Remember the little voice? Just for a second imagine that you have one. What would it be saying about Chel?
--> '''Miguel:''' ...... [[ChivalrousPervert Mmmm Grrrrrrrrr]]........
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* While sitting in the rowboat, a seagull dies on one of their oars. When the starving duo reach for it, a shark pops up and steals it with a huge crunch, and they are just frozen at the unfairness of it all. ''Hilarious.''
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--> '''Tulio:''' ...You drank the seawater, didn't you?
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--> '''Tulio:''' ...You drank the seawater, didn't you?you?
* An El Dorado Warrior gets thrown by the Jaguar Statue:
-->''looks himself over, and sees that he's fine''
-->'''I'm okay!'''
-->''gets crushed by the Jaguar''
-->'''I'm still okay!'''
* An El Dorado Warrior gets thrown by the Jaguar Statue:
-->''looks himself over, and sees that he's fine''
-->'''I'm okay!'''
-->''gets crushed by the Jaguar''
-->'''I'm still okay!'''
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-->''Miguel and Tulio are stranded in the ocean on a rowboat with Cortez's horse''
