History Funny / TheRWBYLoops

* At some point, Mercury began looping and decided to Stealth Loop while trying to figure out what was going on. In one Loop, he spared Marcus and pretends to be a Pizza Delivery guy who blindfolds himself for "customer privacy", and then delivers a bunch of pizza to ''Salem's Castle''. One of which having [[FauxHorrific pineapple]] on it, and labeled "From Ozpin", all [[RuleOfFunny to see what would happen]]. Within three years and after being found out by Weiss, it turns out Salem '''[[DisproportionateRetribution started a World War]]''', that eventually got big enough to involve Ozpin, [[CivilWar Atlas, the SDC, Mantle]], the daughter of Shade Headmaster Theodore, the Branwen Tribe, Dr. Merlot, two different factions of the White Fang, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Jaune]]. There's also Roman's group offering their services for money and attacking people ForTheLulz, and Raven kidnapping Whitley ''[[RunningGag again]]''. Mercury is just left gobsmacked all this happened, while Weiss is nonplussed saying the current record is ''23'' factions in a war.

** Lastly, Ozpin takes a tip from his teacher [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Eugene Krabs]] and decides to go fishing... in Port's classroom, sticking a Salmon on a hook and tossing it out the door while Port and the class watch with [[IncrediblyLamePun baited breath]]. Ozpin then proceeds to reel in [[MyInstinctsAreShowing Blake]] gnawing on the fish, now glaring at him while he just laughs.

* One fused loop allows Team RWBY to meet [[LightNovel/InfiniteStratos Ichika Orimura]] during the attempted Fall of Beacon. After he helps them stop it, he gets worried the girls are gonna suddenly turn into an UnwantedHarem for him. This gets Weiss to giggle and causes Blake and Yang to laugh themselves sick, Ichika just worried they're gonna DopeSlap him until Weiss reassures him it won't be like that. He then reveals he was worried because he'd heard of ''other'' loops that had to deal with UnwantedHarem tropes, with the girls staring at him in disbelief over ''still'' not recognizing his own situation. It's enough to get Blake to laugh hard enough that Sun is worried she's having a break down, and causes Weiss and Yang to lament how someone can be ''that'' [[IdiotHero dense]]. In a later visit to Ruby's pocket, Ruby tells Chifuyu that Weiss apparently considers his density to be a ''wound on the Force.'' Ruby even admits she can't tell it Weiss was joking or not.

* One Loop has [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Freckles]] suddenly wake up inside the stolen Atlesian Paladin Roman was piloting. He proceeds to eject Roman and try to blast him, though Neo gets him out in time. Unfortunately for Team RWBY, he doesn't have access to his rifle mode, meaning they have to play Rock-Paper-Scissors to see whose weapon he's put in. Yang loses and gets him put in Ember Celica. At first she seems excited, but then she makes a {{pun|geonMaster}}...

* One fused loop allows Team RWBY to meet [[LightNovel/InfiniteStratos Ichika Orimura]] during the attempted Fall of Beacon. After he helps them stop it, he gets worried the girls are gonna suddenly turn into an UnwantedHarem for him. This gets Weiss to giggle and causes Blake and Yang to laugh themselves sick, Ichika just worried they're gonna DopeSlap him until Weiss reassures him it won't be like that. He then reveals he was worried because he'd heard of ''other'' loops that had to deal with UnwantedHarem tropes, with the girls staring at him in disbelief over ''still'' not recognizing his own situation. It's enough to get Blake to laugh hard enough that Sun is worried she's having a break down, and causes Weiss and Yang to lament how someone can be ''that'' [[IdiotHero dense]]. In a later visit to Ruby's pocket, Ruby tells Chifuyu that Weiss apparently considers his density to be a ''[[UpToEleven wound on the Force]].'' Ruby even admits she can't tell it Weiss was joking or not.

* One Loop has Ruby find Penny sobbing in an alleyway, and when she goes to check on her, she learns from Penny that ''every'' bathroom in Remnant is [[FauxHorrific carpeted]]. Ruby immediately tells Penny to call everyone that's awake, and [[SeriousBusiness says they're going to war.]] Unbeknownst to them however, Ozpin and Glynda were watching. Turns out, ''it's Ozpin's fault.'' He sarcastically told Remnant that the secret to finding happiness was through carpeted bathrooms, [[IWasJustJoking and they went through with it.]] Glynda proceeds to send a message to Ruby saying it's Ozpin's fault, with Ozpin then [[ElevatorEscape getting into his elevator,]] and [[UpToEleven rocketing into the upper atmosphere]].

*** And while Manu stopped it from damaging Yggdrasil, ''no one can get rid of the damn thing''. da Vinci spent two hours trying, Morgan couldn't get rid of it, and Gramps [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere flat out refused to try]].

** Not only do planes start crashing on top of them out of nowhere, Morgan, Habetrot, and Lady Crane are all randomly summoned via flood of alcohol from the Lostroom with no idea how they got there, dozens of Berserkers get killed jumping into the wreck out of sheer stupidity, and Ritsuka is eventually left with no choice but bringing in The First Hassan to get rid of it.