History Funny / ThePenguinsofMadagascar

-->'''Skipper''': I've rotted away in gulags, work camps, penal colonies in every dirty, flea-bitten corner of creation. But I promised myself that I would '''''[[SuddenlyShouting NEVER]]''''' [[SuddenlyShouting END UP IN HOBOKEN! ''AT LEAST NOT ALIVE!!]]'' '''[[EyeScream I]]''' '''''[[EyeScream WILL]]''''' '''[[EyeScream PECK OUT MY OWN EYEBALLS!!]]''' '''''[[LargeHam I SWEAR TO YOU!!!!]]'''''

-->'''Skipper''': I've rotted away in gulags, work camps, penal colonies in every dirty, flea-bitten corner of creation. But I promised myself that I would '''''NEVER''''' END UP IN HOBOKEN! ''AT LEAST NOT ALIVE!!'' '''I''' '''''WILL''''' '''PECK OUT MY OWN EYEBALLS!!''' '''''I SWEAR TO YOU!!'''''

* In "Byte-Sized", Kowalski is giving Skipper, Rico, and Private a demonstration on his new nano-bots and after they win Skipper over, Kowalski starts to gloat about being right, saying "At moments like these in the scientific community the technical jargon for this situation is... Told ya!". Just as he finishes his sentence, they hear Maurice shout [[RageBreakingPoint "I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!]] [[{{Angrish}} AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!]]". They head over to the lemur habitat to see what happened... [[MoodWhiplash and then they see King Julien lying down covered in what appears to be blood while Mort is sobbing hysterically and Maurice furiously yells "You've messed with me for the last time!".]] While [[NightmareFuel horrifying]] at first, what the penguins say and do following this is hysterical:

--> (Julien gains consciousness and sits up. Mort stops sobbing.)
-->'''Julian:''' [[MoodWhiplash Wait! The only crime here is my banana berry smoothie should be inside of my whole tummy. Not outside, sticking out my majestic mid-section.]]

** The kicker? When its revealed their cover hasn't blown, the penguins realize the bomb is still active. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck They just put on sunglasses and pretend nother has happened]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice as their habitat explodes and people are screaming in horror]].

--> (Julien gains consciousness.)
-->'''Julian:''' Wait! The only crime here is my banana berry smoothie should be inside of my whole tummy. Not outside, sticking out my majestic mid-section.

** The kicker, when its revealed their cover hasn't blown, the penguins realize the bomb is still active. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck They just put on sunglasses and their habitat explodes]].
* ''In Byte-Sized'', Kowalski is giving a demonstration on his new nano-bots and after they win Skipper over, Kowalski starts to gloat about being right. Just as he says "At moments like these in the scientific community the technical jargon for this situation is... Told ya!", they hear Maurice shout [[RageBreakingPoint "I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!]] [[{{Angrish}} AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!]]". They head over to the lemur habitat to see what happened... [[MoodWhiplash and then they see King Julien lying down covered in what appears to be ''blood'' while Mort is sobbing hysterically and Maurice furiously yells "You've messed with me for the last time!".]] While [[NightmareFuel horrifying]] at first, what the penguins say and do following this is hysterical:

* ''In Byte-Sized'', Kowalski is giving a demonstration on his new nano-bots and after they win Skipper over, Kowalski starts to gloat. Just then, they hear Maurice shout "I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!". They head over to the lemur habitat to see what happened... [[MoodWhiplash and then they see King Julien lying down with what appears to be ''blood'' on his stomach while Mort is sobbing hysterically and Maurice furiously yells "You've messed with me for the last time!".]] While [[NightmareFuel horrifying]] at first, what the penguins say and do following this is hysterical:

* ''In Byte-Sized'', Kowalski is giving a demonstration on his new nano-bots and after they win Skipper over, Kowalski starts to gloat. Just then, they hear Maurice shout "I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! AAAAARGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!". They head over to the lemur habitat to see what happened... [[MoodWhiplash and then they see King Julien lying down with what appears to be ''blood'' on his stomach while Mort is sobbing hysterically.]] While NightmareFuel at first, what the penguins do following this is hysterical:
-->'''Skipper:''' So, it finally happened. Who had today as the day when Maurice snapped?

** Julien then gains consciousness and says "The only crime here is my banana berry smoothie should be inside of my whole tummy. Not outside, sticking out my majestic mid-section.". Cue Skipper, Kowalski, and Private glaring at Rico, who sheepishly spits the fishes out of his beak.

* At the end of "Fit to Print," the penguins are convinced that their cover has been blown, and Skipper begins to assign new identities for when they need to flee New York. He tells Rico to pose as a professor of advanced linguistics at the University of Chicago. Cue 10 glorious seconds of Rico shouting, wailing, and making general random noises.

** Also from "Operation: Antarctica", the penguins come across leopard seals who are coming at them and Skipper orders Rico to fire al torpedos but instead of torpedos, a bunch of fruit comes out instead and then:

---> (Cut to the zoo where a topedo is in Mort's blender.)

-->"I thought hippies were nonviolent!"

-->"I kissed [[MySisterIsOffLimits your sister!]] On the lips!"
-->"I don't ''have'' a sister, and if I did, she wouldn't ''have'' lips!"
-->"Really? ...Then who ''did'' I kiss...?"

'''Skipper:''' PURE STARK RAVING MADNESS!!!\\

'''Skipper:''' Not-not you Kowalski, [Dr. Blowhole].

-->'''Skipper''': I've rotted away in gulags. Work camps, penal colonies in every dirty, flea-bitten corner of creation. But I promised myself that I would '''''NEVER''''' END UP IN HOBOKEN! ''AT LEAST NOT ALIVE!!'' '''I''' '''''WILL''''' '''PECK OUT MY OWN EYEBALLS!!''' '''''I SWEAR TO YOU!!'''''

-->'''Skipper''': I've rotted away in gulags. Work camps, penal colonies in every dirty, flea-bitten corner of creation. But I promised myself that I would '''''NEVER''''' END UP IN HOBOKEN. ''AT LEAST NOT ALIVE!!'' '''I''' '''''WILL''''' '''PECK OUT MY OWN EYEBALLS!!''' '''''I SWEAR TO YOU!!'''''