History Funny / TheOrderOfTheStick

18th Sep '17 1:17:03 PM ACW
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html "Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one."]]

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html "Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. ]] [[FlippingTheBird Guess which one."]]
15th Sep '17 4:16:44 AM cybertoy0
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* When the Order reaches the secret entrance to the Temple of Door, they run into a little trouble from the local guards. Elan tries to plead their case, leading to [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1094.html this]]:
-->'''Minrah:''' ''Hmmm.'' You're words are sweet, but your breath is pungent. I doubt someone who stinks of so much garlic could be working with vampires. I believe you, Smelly Human.\\
'''Elan:''' ''Hooray!''\\
'''Minrah:''' Please stop breathing on me.
17th Aug '17 2:12:46 PM ZimFan89
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* The team [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1092.html finally reaches Firmament]]:
-->'''Bandanna''': Hope that magic doodad you got can lead the way to your secret entrance, though, 'cause I can't see '''squat'''.
-->'''Elan''': Oh, he's right here. (''points at Belkar, who gives him a DeathGlare'')
** When Bandanna states that the ship can wait two weeks for them to return before they need to go for fuel, Roy responds in a less than helpful way.
-->'''Roy''': Well, if we fail, the whole world will blow up long before then. Though I guess there's a chance that we stop the vote but still all die in the process...
-->(''Bandanna [[OhCrap looks terrified]]'')
-->'''Elan''': OK, Roy, I think we're going to have to have a refresher on that whole "hope" thing.


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16th Aug '17 1:28:07 PM AuraXtreme
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* Elan hears the phrase "Mind Blank", [[GenreSavvy assumes it's going to lead to a joke about him]], and prefers to [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1091.html willingly trigger it]] than let it blindside him.
11th Aug '17 2:01:33 PM AuraXtreme
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-->'''Durkon:''' Och, if'n I could show ye stuff tha dinnae happen, I'd've told ye [[CallBack Roy's name]] was, like, '''Maurice''' or sumthin' on Day One. [...] Or showed ye Haley refusin' payment while Belkar served soup to orphans. An' Elan did math in the background!

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-->'''Durkon:''' Och, if'n I could show ye stuff tha dinnae happen, I'd've told ye [[CallBack Roy's name]] was, like, '''Maurice''' '''''Maurice''''' or sumthin' on Day One. [...] Or showed ye Haley refusin' payment while Belkar served soup to orphans. An' Elan did math in the background!


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** On the same page, Bandanna speaks for the fandom.
--->'''Bandanna''': They fight trees! Dwarves are '''''nuts''''!
10th Aug '17 4:46:25 PM ZimFan89
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1090.html The flumphs are back]], and finally having some good luck!
7th Aug '17 5:52:10 PM GeneralLuigi
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* Durkon torments the High Priest of Hel by calling up one of his less pleasant memories.
-->'''[=HPoH=]:''' [holding his nose] Oh Hel--it's revolting!
-->'''Durkon:''' Tha's tha memory o' tha first time I got food poisonin' from human cookin'.
-->'''[=HPoH=]:''' [[NauseaFuel I'm gonna throw up]]!
-->'''Durkon:''' Ye cannae! [[CallBack Yer a negative energy spirit, rememb'r?]]
-->'''Memory!Durkon:''' ''Unnnnh...''
-->'''[=HPoH=]''' Turn it off! '''''Turn it off!'''''
-->'''Durkon:''' Suit yerself, but thar's six more hours o' me runnin' ta tha can, an' ye'll haf ta smell '''''ev'ry minute''''' of it at some point!
6th Aug '17 11:14:11 AM AuraXtreme
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* Belkar is saturated with spice. A giant worm is attracted to spice. Roy seems to have played Minecraft.
-->'''Roy:''' If we dangle him in front of what passes for its nose, it will move forward to find the source of the smell...
-->'''Durkon:''' An' carry us wit' it!
-->'''Haley:''' Like a donkey with a carrot!
-->'''Belkar:''' Wait just a goddamn minute! Hasn't anyone considered how I might feel about this? About the danger this puts me in? Hasn't anyone weight whether or not it's ethically acceptable to use me like- [[MoodWhiplash Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!]] Oh, gods, I almost got through that with a straight face. Heh heh, man. OK, dangle away.
4th Aug '17 5:58:37 PM AuraXtreme
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* "[[MoneyFetish Imagining getting it on atop a mountain of coins]] [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1044.html still technically counts as thinking about you.]]"
4th Aug '17 5:11:27 PM AuraXtreme
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--> [[YouDidntAsk Ye dinnae ask fer it.]] Also, I hate ye an' I want ye ta fail.

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--> [[YouDidntAsk -->[[YouDidntAsk Ye dinnae ask fer it.]] Also, I hate ye an' I want ye ta fail.


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* The High Priest of Hel gets suspicious when Durkon provides him with the perfect memory for what he needs.
-->'''[=HPoH=]:''' That was awfully easy. This isn't some sort of trick, is it? A false memory?
-->'''Durkon:''' Och, if'n I could show ye stuff tha dinnae happen, I'd've told ye [[CallBack Roy's name]] was, like, '''Maurice''' or sumthin' on Day One. [...] Or showed ye Haley refusin' payment while Belkar served soup to orphans. An' Elan did math in the background!
-->'''[=HPoH=]:''' OK, yes, fine. Point taken.
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