History Funny / TheOrderOfTheStick

28th Jun '16 12:57:01 PM Awesomesauce210
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1005.html #1005]]: In the middle of an otherwise entirely serious IKnowYoureStillInThereFight...

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1005.html #1005]]: In the middle of an otherwise entirely serious IKnowYoureStillInThereFight...IKnowYoureInThereSomewhereFight...
20th Jun '16 11:44:57 AM Eagal
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* Three words: Potion. Of. Glibness:

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* Three words: Potion. Of. Glibness:In order to sneak into the Empire of Blood's prison Haley drinks a Potion of Glibness, which boosts her already high Bluff skill to such a high level she can effortlessly convince anyone of anything, no matter how ridiculous:
12th Jun '16 10:39:40 PM AuraXtreme
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** Just prior to the above, while viewing a continuation of the dinner party scene from the previous strip:
--->'''[=HPoH=]:''' Turn it off. I'm going to get lulled into oblivion if I have to watch any more of this.
--->'''Durkon:''' Is tha a thing tha c'n happen?
--->'''[=HPoH=]:''' No.
--->'''Durkon:''' Darn.



'''Haley:''' So what? All you really need to do is wave it around and say the command word. Vaarsuvius has been helping me out with those ones I looted off [[spoiler:Zz'dtri's]] body.
:: Cue a flashback with a wand having exploded in Haley's face.

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'''Haley:''' So what? All you really need to do is wave it around and say the command word. Vaarsuvius has been helping me out with those ones I looted off [[spoiler:Zz'dtri's]] body.
:: Cue a flashback with
body.\\
''(flashback to
a wand having exploded in Haley's face.face)''



Now take cover!!

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Now take cover!!cover!!\\



* Veldrina uses the Sending spell to tell editors about errors in math texts. However, she isn't so sure about the reply part -- she's never gotten a response.

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* ** Veldrina uses the Sending spell to tell editors about errors in math texts. However, she isn't so sure about the reply part -- she's never gotten a response.
9th Jun '16 1:32:39 PM StFan
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0031.html Roy gets attacked by a mind flayer]], and all Vaarsuvius cares about is that [[SkewedPriorities zir mind isn't being eaten]].

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0031.html Roy gets attacked by a mind flayer]], and all Vaarsuvius cares about is that [[SkewedPriorities zir their mind isn't being eaten]].
9th Jun '16 1:30:38 PM StFan
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(''[[BeatPanel beat]]'')\\

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(''[[BeatPanel beat]]'')\\''[[[BeatPanel beat]]]''\\



(''[[BeatPanel beat]]'')\\

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(''[[BeatPanel beat]]'')\\''[[[BeatPanel beat]]]''\\



(''Roy [[FacePalm facepalms]]'')\\

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(''Roy [[FacePalm facepalms]]'')\\''[Roy {{facepalm}}s]''\\



(''turns to the prostrate Vaarsuvius'') [[MoodWhiplash So you're saying that]] [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0178.html purple lizard]] was '''you'''?\\

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(''turns ''[turns to the prostrate Vaarsuvius'') Vaarsuvius]'' [[MoodWhiplash So you're saying that]] [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0178.html purple lizard]] was '''you'''?\\



* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0723.html "Heredity is a cruel mistress."]]

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0723.html #723]]:
**
"Heredity is a cruel mistress."]]"



'''3rd Guard:''' Screw this guard stuff then, I'm gonna go find a wizard to polymorph me back. ''(hops off)''\\

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'''3rd Guard:''' Screw this guard stuff then, I'm gonna go find a wizard to polymorph me back. ''(hops off)''\\''[hops off]''\\



'''Ian:''' Oh, I see. (''sotto voce, to Haley'') Good work, Kitten. Always let the stuffed shirts think they're in charge. This way, you can subtly manipulate them into doing what you need without them realizing that you arranged it all from the shadows.\\

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'''Ian:''' Oh, I see. (''sotto ''[sotto voce, to Haley'') Haley]'' Good work, Kitten. Always let the stuffed shirts think they're in charge. This way, you can subtly manipulate them into doing what you need without them realizing that you arranged it all from the shadows.\\



'''Ian:''' (''sotto voce, to Haley'') Wow. You've gotten good at this.

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'''Ian:''' (''sotto ''[sotto voce, to Haley'') Haley]'' Wow. You've gotten good at this.



'''Belkar:''' ''(slightly freaked out)'' Who said that?\\

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'''Belkar:''' ''(slightly ''[slightly freaked out)'' out]'' Who said that?\\



'''Adventurer:''' (''in flashback'') If Tarquin and his party get their hands on the Lost Treasure of Sdigiji, they'll have enough money to raise an army of ten thousand men! For the sake of everyone on the continent, '''we cannot fail!'''\\
'''Tarquin:''' (''present'') Spoiler alert: They failed.

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'''Adventurer:''' (''in flashback'') ''[in flashback]'' If Tarquin and his party get their hands on the Lost Treasure of Sdigiji, they'll have enough money to raise an army of ten thousand men! For the sake of everyone on the continent, '''we cannot fail!'''\\
'''Tarquin:''' (''present'') ''[present]'' Spoiler alert: They failed.



'''Elan:''' (''looking at carpet'') How do you control it?\\

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'''Elan:''' (''looking ''[looking at carpet'') carpet]'' How do you control it?\\



'''Elan:''' (''looks at Tarquin, horrified'')\\

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'''Elan:''' (''looks ''[Elan looks at Tarquin, horrified'')\\horrified]''\\



(''next panel'')\\

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(''next panel'')\\''[next panel]''\\



(''next panel'')\\
'''Elan:''' (''singing'') Search, search, search, search the canyon for Girard's Gate!

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(''next panel'')\\
''[next panel]''\\
'''Elan:''' (''singing'') ''[singing]'' Search, search, search, search the canyon for Girard's Gate!



-->'''Elan:''' (''singing'') Rub, rub, rub, rub my father's face in my uselessness!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0921.html #921]]

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-->'''Elan:''' (''singing'') ''[singing]'' Rub, rub, rub, rub my father's face in my uselessness!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0921.html #921]]#921]]:



-->'''Elan:''' (''to a confused Roy'') Don't look at me like that, there were like a '''ton''' of hints on this one.

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-->'''Elan:''' (''to ''[to a confused Roy'') Roy]'' Don't look at me like that, there were like a '''ton''' of hints on this one.



'''Julio:''' (''swinging in through the window'') [[{{Pun}} I guess I've got some nerve causing a commotion!]]

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'''Julio:''' (''swinging ''[swinging in through the window'') window]'' [[{{Pun}} I guess I've got some nerve causing a commotion!]]



* Belkar's fears of [[spoiler:Vampire Durkon]] in #939. You get the feeling he's just being contrary because [[spoiler: with a vampire on the team, his position as TokenEvilTeammate is being threatened.]] And his comment about him now being a {{hipster}} because he gave blood before it was cool.

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* Belkar's fears of [[spoiler:Vampire Durkon]] in #939. You get the feeling he's just being contrary because [[spoiler: with [[spoiler:with a vampire on the team, his position as TokenEvilTeammate is being threatened.]] And his comment about him now being a {{hipster}} because he gave blood before it was cool.



-->'''Durkon:''' (''just after Roy gets eaten'') Lad? Are ye [=OK=]? Roy, lad, d'ye need help? Just wiggle yer foot if'n ye want me ta help. (''Roy kicks his legs a few times'')... [=OK=], I dinnae know if tha were ye wigglin' yer foot intentionally, or if'n yer foot were movin' incident'lly 'cause yer bein' swallowed. Mebbe try kickin' yer feet tagether if'n ya want me ta get involved?\\
(''Roy kills the frog from within and pulls himself out'')\\

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-->'''Durkon:''' (''just ''[just after Roy gets eaten'') eaten]'' Lad? Are ye [=OK=]? OK? Roy, lad, d'ye need help? Just wiggle yer foot if'n ye want me ta help. (''Roy ''[Roy kicks his legs a few times'')... [=OK=], times]''... OK, I dinnae know if tha were ye wigglin' yer foot intentionally, or if'n yer foot were movin' incident'lly 'cause yer bein' swallowed. Mebbe try kickin' yer feet tagether if'n ya want me ta get involved?\\
(''Roy ''[Roy kills the frog from within and pulls himself out'')\\out]''\\



-->'''Gnome:''' Ha ha, looks good! Because really, who wants an annoying little thing zipping around, flying in front of your face when you're trying to cast?\\

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-->'''Gnome:''' -->'''Gnome Artificer:''' Ha ha, looks good! Because really, who wants an annoying little thing zipping around, flying in front of your face when you're trying to cast?\\



(''beat'')\\
'''Blackwing:''' (''staring at ring'') So '''shiny'''...\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' (''sigh'') Come.

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(''beat'')\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Blackwing:''' (''staring ''[staring at ring'') ring]'' So '''shiny'''...\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' (''sigh'') ''[sigh]'' Come.



** Also; "Since my friend hasn't done anything wrong and he's actively trying to fix his condition, I'm not going to let you chop of his head and fill it with holy wafers." "...They're very tasty wafers." "Still '''no.'''"

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** Also; "Since Also:
--->'''Roy:''' Since
my friend hasn't done anything wrong and he's actively trying to fix his condition, I'm not going to let you chop of his head and fill it with holy wafers." "...\\
'''Gnome Cleric:''' ...
They're very tasty wafers." "Still \\
'''Roy:''' Still
'''no.'''"'''



** Then, Thirden gets around his promise of silence to Sigdi by telling Durkon a ''[[SarcasmMode completely unrelated]]'' story about a BattleCouple he once worked with...and to teach Durkon about "subtext", which would probably help with the sex thing too.
** When the High Priest of Hel starts indulge in some EvilGloating, Durkon couldn't care less.

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** Then, Thirden gets around his promise of silence to Sigdi by telling Durkon a ''[[SarcasmMode completely unrelated]]'' story about a BattleCouple he once worked with... and to teach Durkon about "subtext", which would probably help with the sex thing too.
** When the High Priest of Hel starts indulge indulging in some EvilGloating, Durkon couldn't care less.



-->'''High Priest:''' You're only saying that because you don't want the world to end.
-->'''Roy:''' ''[[JerkassHasAPoint Of course]]'' I'm only saying that because I don't want the world to end! ''This is not an otherwise common topic of conversation!''

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-->'''High Priest:''' -->'''[=HPoH=]:''' You're only saying that because you don't want the world to end.
-->'''Roy:'''
end.\\
'''Roy:'''
''[[JerkassHasAPoint Of course]]'' I'm only saying that because I don't want the world to end! ''This is not an otherwise common topic of conversation!''



(''High Priest looks at him'')\\

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(''High ''[High Priest looks at him'')\\him]''\\



* After an epic brawl breaks out between [[spoiler: more or less everyone]] we're treated to this conversation between two halflings:

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* After an epic brawl breaks out between [[spoiler: more [[spoiler:more or less everyone]] we're treated to this conversation between two halflings:



-->'''Blackwing:''' Okay. Well... the bad news is that this is a scroll of Locate Creature, which is a completely useless spell in the current situation.
-->'''Blackwing:''' The good news is that I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
-->'''Blackwing:''' [[ParodyMagicSpell Abra candelabra! Frippity fruppity frooj! Pottericus mimicus!]]
-->'''Blackwing:''' Now take cover!!
--> (''the scroll explodes, killing a large number of rats and getting the attention of the'' Mechane's ''crew'')
* Veldrina uses the Sending spell to tell editors about errors in math texts. However, she isn't so sure about the reply part- she's never gotten a response.

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-->'''Blackwing:''' Okay. Well... the bad news is that this is a scroll of Locate Creature, which is a completely useless spell in the current situation.
-->'''Blackwing:'''
situation.\\
The good news is that I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
-->'''Blackwing:'''
doing.\\
[[ParodyMagicSpell Abra candelabra! Frippity fruppity frooj! Pottericus mimicus!]]
-->'''Blackwing:'''
mimicus!]]\\
Now take cover!!
--> (''the ''[the scroll explodes, killing a large number of rats and getting the attention of the'' Mechane's ''crew'')
''crew]''
* Veldrina uses the Sending spell to tell editors about errors in math texts. However, she isn't so sure about the reply part- part -- she's never gotten a response.



* After realizing that Belkar was right Roy consider taking his team's input seriously from now on. Then Elan asks why he didn't use Banjo to break the tie at the Godsmoot Roy explains why it seriously wouldn't work. It's only after seeing Elan's scared reaction he brings up the fact that Banjo's a puppet.

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* After realizing that Belkar was right right, Roy consider taking his team's input seriously from now on. Then Elan asks why he didn't use Banjo to break the tie at the Godsmoot Godsmootand Roy explains why it seriously wouldn't work. It's only after seeing Elan's scared reaction he brings up the fact that Banjo's a puppet.



* in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1030.html #1030]] the team tries to come up for a nickname for [[spoiler: The High Priest of Hel]]. They come up with names like [[FandomNod Count Durkula]], [[IncrediblyLamePun Nose-Fur-atu]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and Greg]].

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* in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1030.html #1030]] the #1030]]:
** The
team tries to come up for a nickname for [[spoiler: The [[spoiler:The High Priest of Hel]]. They come up with names like [[FandomNod Count Durkula]], [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} Nose-Fur-atu]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and Greg]].



** When Belkar is trying to hammer home to Elan that [[spoiler: the High Priest isn't Durkon]]:
-->'''Roy''': Belkar is 100% correct.
-->'''Belkar''': Are you just {{troll}}ing me now?
*** And just before that:
-->'''Belkar:''' We don't have to go fight Durkon, and you're a moron.
-->'''Elan:''' Explain.
-->'''Belkar:''' You're not very smart and you make poor decisions.
-->'''Elan:''' I meant the first part.
* The Demon Roaches on bugbears;

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** When Belkar is trying to hammer home to Elan that [[spoiler: the [[spoiler:the High Priest isn't Durkon]]:
-->'''Roy''': --->'''Roy:''' Belkar is 100% correct.
-->'''Belkar''':
correct.\\
'''Belkar:'''
Are you just {{troll}}ing me now?
*** ** And just before that:
-->'''Belkar:''' --->'''Belkar:''' We don't have to go fight Durkon, and you're a moron.
-->'''Elan:''' Explain.
-->'''Belkar:'''
moron.\\
'''Elan:''' Explain.\\
'''Belkar:'''
You're not very smart and you make poor decisions.
-->'''Elan:'''
decisions.\\
'''Elan:'''
I meant the first part.
* The Demon Roaches Demon-Roaches on bugbears;



-->'''Niu:''' What? Look at the world we live in, it was a reasonable assumption.
*** Not to mention that Xykon and Redcloak are both primarily necromancers.
* [[spoiler:[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1014.html 1014]]: Rats come to help Vampire Gontor. [[HilariousInHindsight Gontor]] [[GondorCallsForAid calls]] [[Film/LordOfTheRings for aid!]]]]

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-->'''Niu:''' --->'''Niu:''' What? Look at the world we live in, it was a reasonable assumption.
*** Not to mention that Xykon and Redcloak are both primarily necromancers.
* [[spoiler:[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1014.html 1014]]: Rats come to help Vampire Gontor. [[HilariousInHindsight Gontor]] [[GondorCallsForAid calls]] [[Film/LordOfTheRings for aid!]]]]aid!]]]]
----
4th Jun '16 4:50:31 PM AuraXtreme
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1008.html #1008]] Wrecan exploits CallingYourAttacks to distract Durkon, who he cannot directly attack, giving Roy time to knock Durkon away and drink a healing potion.

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1005.html #1005]]: In the middle of an otherwise entirely serious IKnowYoureStillInThereFight...
-->'''High Priest:''' You're only saying that because you don't want the world to end.
-->'''Roy:''' ''[[JerkassHasAPoint Of course]]'' I'm only saying that because I don't want the world to end! ''This is not an otherwise common topic of conversation!''
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1008.html #1008]] #1008]]: Wrecan exploits CallingYourAttacks to distract Durkon, who he cannot directly attack, giving Roy time to knock Durkon Hel's High Priest away and drink a healing potion.



(''Durkon looks at him'')\\

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(''Durkon (''High Priest looks at him'')\\
2nd Jun '16 4:18:27 PM cybertoy0
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* The Demon Roaches on bugbears;
-->'''Roach 1:''' Wait, bugbears are just big hairy goblins? I thought they were weird wizard experiments that combined insects and bears.\\
'''Roach 2:''' You're thinking of owlbears.\\
'''Roach 1:''' Why would owlbears be half insect?
2nd Jun '16 1:20:53 PM AuraXtreme
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-->'''Pompey:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability You know, technically I'm just an innocent victim, here.

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-->'''Pompey:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability You know, technically I'm just an innocent victim, here.]]


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* Nale tries to convince Elan that Haley has been working for the Linear Guild for ''ages''.
-->'''Elan:''' You can't expect me to believe something so-
-->'''[[ComplexityAddiction Nale:]]''' "Needlessly complicated"?
-->'''Elan:''' Oh. Right.
2nd Jun '16 12:52:44 PM AuraXtreme
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* Pompey rambling like a CardCarryingVillain while Roy is [[RightBehindMe right behind him]].
-->'''Pompey:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability You know, technically I'm just an innocent victim, here.
-->'''Roy:''' Shut up.
-->'''Pompey:''' Shutting up, yessir.
30th May '16 11:50:05 PM Thecommander236
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0397.html Leggo My Ego!"]]: Thog is apparently scared of]] ''Series/{{Teletubbies}}''.

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0397.html Leggo My Ego!"]]: Thog is apparently scared of]] of ''Series/{{Teletubbies}}''.
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