History Funny / TheOrderOfTheStick

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* The Monster in the Darkness ''IS'' crowning moment
of Darkness''funny incarnate. From his very first appearance, when he's at least ''trying'' to be the beast of untold horror Xykon wants him to be, he proves to be an endless source of comic gold. Gold such as...
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0096.html "Gate? What gate?"]]
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0103.html His attempt at an opening phrase]].
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0147.html His pink kitty umbrella]] Which he's not fond of, y'know...
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html His bravery in the description of danger...]]
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0194.html Why he's]] TooKinkyToTorture.
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0374.html How he plays Who Can Hit The Lightest]] and [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html his respect for the mail]].
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!!!''On the Origin of [=PCs=]''

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!!!''Supplemental stories''
* "Uncivil Servant," the Belkar prequel story:
** Belkar mentions to a local that his tattered clothes are because he just escaped seven months of slavery.
--> '''Townsman''': Geez, that sounds terrible!
--> '''Belkar''': [[ComedicSociopathy Actually, I was pretty impressed with their business model.]] I mean, sure, their execution needed some work--[[MuggingTheMonster particularly the part where they enslaved]] '''''[[MuggingTheMonster me.]]''''' But as a proof of concept? Really solid.
--> '''Townsman''': And, uh, what happened to the slavers?
--> '''Belkar''': (Holding up a knife and grinning) I helped them with their executions.
* "The Mother Load", from ''Dragon'' magazine:
** After killing a Goblin high priest, Haley, Belkar and Durkon found (and fought) the high priest's piggy bank, with Belkar returning to Roy with a sack filled with 10,000 copper pieces in his hands.
--> '''Belkar:''' Wait. We're tracking encumbrance now?
-->'''Roy:''' Always have been, actually.
--> ''[[{{beat panel}} *beat*]]''
--> ''The sack falls right on top of Belkar with a loud 'WHUMPH!'.''

!!!''The Order of the Stick''
* The Monster in the Darkness ''IS'' crowning moment of funny incarnate. From his very first appearance, when he's at least ''trying'' to be the beast of untold horror Xykon wants him to be, he proves to be an endless source of comic gold. Gold such as...
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0096.html "Gate? What gate?"]]
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0103.html His attempt at an opening phrase]].
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0147.html His pink kitty umbrella]] Which he's not fond of, y'know...
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html His bravery in the description of danger...]]
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0194.html Why he's]] TooKinkyToTorture.
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0374.html How he plays Who Can Hit The Lightest]] and [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html his respect for the mail]].

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\n!!!''Supplemental stories''\n* "Uncivil Servant," the Belkar prequel story:\n** Belkar mentions to a local that his tattered clothes are because he just escaped seven months of slavery.\n--> '''Townsman''': Geez, that sounds terrible! \n--> '''Belkar''': [[ComedicSociopathy Actually, I was pretty impressed with their business model.]] I mean, sure, their execution needed some work--[[MuggingTheMonster particularly the part where they enslaved]] '''''[[MuggingTheMonster me.]]''''' But as a proof of concept? Really solid.\n--> '''Townsman''': And, uh, what happened to the slavers? \n--> '''Belkar''': (Holding up a knife and grinning) I helped them with their executions.\n* "The Mother Load", from ''Dragon'' magazine:\n** After killing a Goblin high priest, Haley, Belkar and Durkon found (and fought) the high priest's piggy bank, with Belkar returning to Roy with a sack filled with 10,000 copper pieces in his hands.\n--> '''Belkar:''' Wait. We're tracking encumbrance now?\n-->'''Roy:''' Always have been, actually.\n--> ''[[{{beat panel}} *beat*]]''\n--> ''The sack falls right on top of Belkar with a loud 'WHUMPH!'.''\n\n!!!''The Order of the Stick''\n* The Monster in the Darkness ''IS'' crowning moment of funny incarnate. From his very first appearance, when he's at least ''trying'' to be the beast of untold horror Xykon wants him to be, he proves to be an endless source of comic gold. Gold such as...\n** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0096.html "Gate? What gate?"]]\n** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0103.html His attempt at an opening phrase]].\n** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0147.html His pink kitty umbrella]] Which he's not fond of, y'know...\n** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html His bravery in the description of danger...]]\n** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0194.html Why he's]] TooKinkyToTorture.\n** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0374.html How he plays Who Can Hit The Lightest]] and [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html his respect for the mail]].[[/folder]]
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'''Giant Illusory Head of Lord Shojo:''' The designated curse will now take effect. Sucks to be you, I guess.

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'''Giant '''The Giant Illusory Head of Lord Shojo:''' The designated curse will now take effect. Sucks to be you, I guess.



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* "Uncivil Servant," the Belkar prequel story:
** Belkar mentions to a local that his tattered clothes are because he just escaped seven months of slavery.
--> '''Townsman''': Geez, that sounds terrible!
--> '''Belkar''': [[ComedicSociopathy Actually, I was pretty impressed with their business model.]] I mean, sure, their execution needed some work--[[MuggingTheMonster particularly the part where they enslaved]] '''''[[MuggingTheMonster me.]]''''' But as a proof of concept? Really solid.
--> '''Townsman''': And, uh, what happened to the slavers?
--> '''Belkar''': (Holding up a knife and grinning) I helped them with their executions.
* "The Mother Load", from ''Dragon'' magazine:
** After killing a Goblin high priest, Haley, Belkar and Durkon found (and fought) the high priest's piggy bank, with Belkar returning to Roy with a sack filled with 10,000 copper pieces in his hands.
--> '''Belkar:''' Wait. We're tracking encumbrance now?
-->'''Roy:''' Always have been, actually.
--> ''[[{{beat panel}} *beat*]]''
--> ''The sack falls right on top of Belkar with a loud 'WHUMPH!'.''
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13th Feb '17 4:00:31 PM cybertoy0
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-->'''Vaarsuvius''': Why are you eating him?? I am a wizard! A delectable 18 Intelligence right before you!

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-->'''Vaarsuvius''': Why are you eating him?? I am a wizard! A delectable 18 Intelligence right before you!you!\\
'''Elan:''' Would you feel better if one of '''us''' ate your brain?\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' No, it jus wouldn't be the same? *Sigh*\\
'''Roy:''' ''(With the mind flayer gnawing at him)'' A little help here?
5th Dec '16 7:30:31 AM MinisterOfSinister
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'''Hinjo:''' What did I told you and Miss Starshine about passing notes in my battle?\\

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'''Hinjo:''' What did I told tell you and Miss Starshine about passing notes in my battle?\\



--->'''Belkar:''': I just told you that he tried to kill me!\\

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--->'''Belkar:''': --->'''Belkar:''' I just told you that he tried to kill me!\\
27th Nov '16 2:16:16 PM Twiddler
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* Comic 973: "YOU KILLED ME!" "Yes, I know! I was there! Geez!"
16th Nov '16 1:16:05 PM FordPrefect
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** Julio Scoundrél decides to leave the ship in Elan's hands, for his adventure, while he takes a holiday away, which Elan reads about in a letter. Turns out Julio is right behind him, doing the voiceover through a can. [[LargeHam Elan goes with it anyway.]] Made even funnier when you realize that Elan was upset about Julio leaving without him saying goodbye-the overwrought "Farewell dear Captain" is him rectifying that while still playing along!

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** Julio Scoundrél decides to leave the ship in Elan's hands, hands for his adventure, while he takes a holiday away, which Elan reads about in a letter. Turns out Julio is right behind him, doing the voiceover through a can. [[LargeHam Elan goes with it anyway.]] Made even funnier when you realize that Elan was upset about Julio leaving without him saying goodbye-the overwrought "Farewell dear Captain" is him rectifying that while still playing along!



--->'''Roy:''' Since my friend hasn't done anything wrong and he's actively trying to fix his condition, I'm not going to let you chop of his head and fill it with holy wafers.\\

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--->'''Roy:''' Since my friend hasn't done anything wrong and he's actively trying to fix his condition, I'm not going to let you chop of off his head and fill it with holy wafers.\\



* In comic 972, [[spoiler:Crystal actually seems ''smarter'' as a flesh golem]]. Though she is still dizzy enough for uttering this gem:

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* In comic 972, [[spoiler:Crystal actually seems ''smarter'' as a flesh golem]]. Though she is still dizzy enough for uttering to utter this gem:



* As the High Priest of Hel tricks Roy into going to the temple of Hoder (where the priests wear blindfolds on duty, ergo they can't tell he's a vampire) Roy notices that since "Durkon" is walking, the priests will eventually notice there's two sets of footsteps but only one breath, and tells "Durkon" to breathe again. [[spoiler:As it turns out, the [=HPoH=]... [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0982.html isn't very good at it]].]]

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* As the High Priest of Hel tricks Roy into going to the temple of Hoder (where the priests wear blindfolds on duty, ergo they can't tell he's a vampire) vampire), Roy notices that since "Durkon" is walking, the priests will eventually notice there's two sets of footsteps but only one breath, and tells "Durkon" to breathe again. [[spoiler:As it turns out, the [=HPoH=]... [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0982.html isn't very good at it]].]]



* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1008.html #1008]]: Wrecan exploits CallingYourAttacks to distract Durkon, who he cannot directly attack, giving Roy time to knock Hel's High Priest away and drink a healing potion.

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1008.html #1008]]: Wrecan exploits CallingYourAttacks to distract Durkon, Hel's High Priest, who he cannot directly attack, giving Roy time to knock Hel's High Priest him away and drink a healing potion.



* After an epic brawl breaks out between [[spoiler:more or less everyone]] we're treated to this conversation between two halflings:

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* After an epic brawl breaks out between [[spoiler:more or less everyone]] everyone]], we're treated to this conversation between two halflings:



* Belkar is fighting a vampire and is about to take it out when Roy runs by and cuts it in half, tells Belkar he was right all along and that they need to go. Belkar is upset he didn't get to gloat only for V to fly over and finish off the vampire. Belkar gives up and goes to look for his daggers.
* After realizing that Belkar was right, Roy consider taking his team's input seriously from now on. Then Elan asks why he didn't use Banjo to break the tie at the Godsmootand Roy explains why it seriously wouldn't work. It's only after seeing Elan's scared reaction he brings up the fact that Banjo's a puppet.

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* Belkar is fighting a vampire and is about to take it out when Roy runs by and cuts it in half, tells Belkar he was right all along and that they need to go. Belkar is upset he didn't get to gloat gloat, only for V to fly over and finish off the vampire. Belkar gives up and goes to look for his daggers.
* After realizing that Belkar was right, Roy consider considers taking his team's input seriously from now on. Then Elan asks why he didn't use Banjo to break the tie at the Godsmootand Godsmoot and Roy explains why it seriously wouldn't work. It's only after seeing Elan's scared reaction that he brings up the fact that Banjo's a puppet.



* The Demon-Roaches on bugbears;

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* The Demon-Roaches on bugbears;bugbears:



* After Eugene leaves, Roy comes up with a new way to get his sword to work;

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* After Eugene leaves, Roy comes up with a new way to get his sword to work;work:



* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1053.html #1053]]: Belkar comes up and learns about the giants. Roy tells him he can't go down there - and Belkar jumps (taking advantage of his [[ChekhovsBoomerang Feather Fall amulet]].

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1053.html #1053]]: Belkar comes up and learns about the giants. Roy tells him he can't go down there - and Belkar jumps (taking jumps, taking advantage of his [[ChekhovsBoomerang Feather Fall amulet]].
16th Nov '16 1:05:26 PM FordPrefect
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0031.html Roy gets attacked by a mind flayer]], and all Vaarsuvius cares about is how the mind flayer [[ArentYouGoingToRavishMe insulted the wizard by passing them over for a fighter]].

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0031.html Roy gets attacked by a mind flayer]], and all Vaarsuvius cares about is how the mind flayer [[ArentYouGoingToRavishMe insulted the wizard by passing them insult of being passed over for a fighter]].fighter]]:
-->'''Vaarsuvius''': Why are you eating him?? I am a wizard! A delectable 18 Intelligence right before you!
16th Nov '16 1:02:38 PM FordPrefect
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0031.html Roy gets attacked by a mind flayer]], and all Vaarsuvius cares about is that [[ArentYouGoingToRavishMe their mind isn't being eaten]].

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0031.html Roy gets attacked by a mind flayer]], and all Vaarsuvius cares about is that how the mind flayer [[ArentYouGoingToRavishMe their mind isn't being eaten]].insulted the wizard by passing them over for a fighter]].
16th Nov '16 12:56:25 PM FordPrefect
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* Eugene's tombstone, which lists all the times he died and been resurrected, as well as commenting on his parenting skills.

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* Eugene's tombstone, which lists all the times he died and been was resurrected, as well as commenting on his parenting skills.
8th Nov '16 12:41:56 PM InquisitiveCrab
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* This belief has not died out, even after a few [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0683.html hundred strips later]]

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* ** This belief has not died out, even after a few [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0683.html hundred strips later]]
29th Oct '16 12:44:18 PM Nikumubeki
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0911.html Tarquin's giant army... is solely there for dramatic tension, and they are specially trained for ominous, plot-critical reveals.]]

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0911.html Tarquin's giant army... is solely there for dramatic tension, and they are specially trained for ominous, plot-critical reveals.]]
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