History Funny / TheOrderOfTheStick

16th May '17 7:25:36 PM LuccaJ
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* Two hobgoblin commoners take a stand against O-Chul, claiming nothing he could say will make them lead him to their camp, and describe how he'd never be able to intimidate them... [[ExplainExplainOhCrap until they end up intimidating themselves by putting words into his mouth.]] The kicker? Zhao is also intimidated into surrendering to O-Chul and they ''weren't even talking about her.''
16th May '17 12:59:46 PM Discar
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* Azure City and a number of other countries in the Southern Continent are all descended from something called "the Ancient Empire." No one knows why they called themselves that.
15th May '17 9:47:37 PM Discar
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* Turns out that O-Chul has been a selfless servant of Azure City for a very long time.
-->'''General Nhek:''' He's always like this. Last time I promoted him, he apologized to me.\\
'''O-Chul:''' I still live with the burden of having failed to properly fulfill the duties of a lieutenant.

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11th May '17 1:17:29 PM LordOfTheSword
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1053.html #1068]]: Haley, V and Belkar finally realize the ship is gone.

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1053.com/comics/oots1068.html #1068]]: Haley, V and Belkar finally realize the ship is gone.
2nd Apr '17 5:45:02 AM MinisterOfSinister
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* His earnest joy at the group hug before being hit with "Hold Person" as well

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* ** His earnest joy at the group hug before being hit with "Hold Person" as well


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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0455.html I killed a PC]] AndAllIGotWasThisLousyTShirt.
19th Mar '17 5:05:09 AM ACW
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-->'''Belkar:''' '''Again?''' I understand why they keep sailing away from [[TokenEvilTeammate '''me''']], but they're supposed to like '''you'''.

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-->'''Belkar:''' '''Again?''' '''''Again?!?''''' I understand why they keep sailing away from [[TokenEvilTeammate '''me''']], '''''[[TokenEvilTeammate me]]''''', but they're supposed to like '''you'''.'''''you!'''''
17th Mar '17 10:57:36 AM trixus
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1053.html #1068]]: Haley, V and Belkar finally realize the ship is gone.
-->'''Belkar:''' '''Again?''' I understand why they keep sailing away from [[TokenEvilTeammate '''me''']], but they're supposed to like '''you'''.
16th Mar '17 6:04:20 AM LentilSandEater
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* In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0419.html "A Special Pre-Approved Offer"]], Sabine tries to convince Miko, a now-fallen Paladin into a Blackguard (she even trots out the HonestJohn-style sleaze: "Plus, for a limited time, we're offering 5000 gp cash back on qualified level trade-ins!"). That, in itself, is pretty funny, but the real side-splitter (or maybe that's just me, since I like BlackComedy) is when Miko looks like she's going to accept,...but then reaches around and [[NeckSnap snaps Sabine's neck]]. What makes this funny is that, due to Sabine being a demon, this doesn't kill her - it's not even a major injury, but it ''is'' annoying, since now her head is turned in the opposite direction.

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* In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0419.html "A Special Pre-Approved Offer"]], Sabine tries to convince Miko, a now-fallen Paladin into a Blackguard (she even trots out the HonestJohn-style sleaze: "Plus, for a limited time, we're offering 5000 gp cash back on qualified level trade-ins!"). That, in itself, is pretty funny, but the real side-splitter (or maybe that's just me, since I like BlackComedy) is when Miko looks like she's going to accept,...but then reaches around and [[NeckSnap snaps Sabine's neck]]. What makes this funny is that, due to Sabine being a demon, this doesn't kill her - it's not even a major injury, but it ''is'' annoying, since now her head is turned in the opposite direction.
26th Feb '17 3:32:00 PM Aeliren85
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* The Monster in the Darkness ''IS'' crowning moment
of Darkness''funny incarnate. From his very first appearance, when he's at least ''trying'' to be the beast of untold horror Xykon wants him to be, he proves to be an endless source of comic gold. Gold such as...
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0096.html "Gate? What gate?"]]
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0103.html His attempt at an opening phrase]].
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0147.html His pink kitty umbrella]] Which he's not fond of, y'know...
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html His bravery in the description of danger...]]
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0194.html Why he's]] TooKinkyToTorture.
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0374.html How he plays Who Can Hit The Lightest]] and [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html his respect for the mail]].
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!!!''On the Origin of [=PCs=]''

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!!!''Supplemental stories''
* "Uncivil Servant," the Belkar prequel story:
** Belkar mentions to a local that his tattered clothes are because he just escaped seven months of slavery.
--> '''Townsman''': Geez, that sounds terrible!
--> '''Belkar''': [[ComedicSociopathy Actually, I was pretty impressed with their business model.]] I mean, sure, their execution needed some work--[[MuggingTheMonster particularly the part where they enslaved]] '''''[[MuggingTheMonster me.]]''''' But as a proof of concept? Really solid.
--> '''Townsman''': And, uh, what happened to the slavers?
--> '''Belkar''': (Holding up a knife and grinning) I helped them with their executions.
* "The Mother Load", from ''Dragon'' magazine:
** After killing a Goblin high priest, Haley, Belkar and Durkon found (and fought) the high priest's piggy bank, with Belkar returning to Roy with a sack filled with 10,000 copper pieces in his hands.
--> '''Belkar:''' Wait. We're tracking encumbrance now?
-->'''Roy:''' Always have been, actually.
--> ''[[{{beat panel}} *beat*]]''
--> ''The sack falls right on top of Belkar with a loud 'WHUMPH!'.''

!!!''The Order of the Stick''
* The Monster in the Darkness ''IS'' crowning moment of funny incarnate. From his very first appearance, when he's at least ''trying'' to be the beast of untold horror Xykon wants him to be, he proves to be an endless source of comic gold. Gold such as...
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0096.html "Gate? What gate?"]]
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0103.html His attempt at an opening phrase]].
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0147.html His pink kitty umbrella]] Which he's not fond of, y'know...
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html His bravery in the description of danger...]]
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0194.html Why he's]] TooKinkyToTorture.
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0374.html How he plays Who Can Hit The Lightest]] and [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html his respect for the mail]].

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\n!!!''Supplemental stories''\n* "Uncivil Servant," the Belkar prequel story:\n** Belkar mentions to a local that his tattered clothes are because he just escaped seven months of slavery.\n--> '''Townsman''': Geez, that sounds terrible! \n--> '''Belkar''': [[ComedicSociopathy Actually, I was pretty impressed with their business model.]] I mean, sure, their execution needed some work--[[MuggingTheMonster particularly the part where they enslaved]] '''''[[MuggingTheMonster me.]]''''' But as a proof of concept? Really solid.\n--> '''Townsman''': And, uh, what happened to the slavers? \n--> '''Belkar''': (Holding up a knife and grinning) I helped them with their executions.\n* "The Mother Load", from ''Dragon'' magazine:\n** After killing a Goblin high priest, Haley, Belkar and Durkon found (and fought) the high priest's piggy bank, with Belkar returning to Roy with a sack filled with 10,000 copper pieces in his hands.\n--> '''Belkar:''' Wait. We're tracking encumbrance now?\n-->'''Roy:''' Always have been, actually.\n--> ''[[{{beat panel}} *beat*]]''\n--> ''The sack falls right on top of Belkar with a loud 'WHUMPH!'.''\n\n!!!''The Order of the Stick''\n* The Monster in the Darkness ''IS'' crowning moment of funny incarnate. From his very first appearance, when he's at least ''trying'' to be the beast of untold horror Xykon wants him to be, he proves to be an endless source of comic gold. Gold such as...\n** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0096.html "Gate? What gate?"]]\n** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0103.html His attempt at an opening phrase]].\n** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0147.html His pink kitty umbrella]] Which he's not fond of, y'know...\n** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html His bravery in the description of danger...]]\n** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0194.html Why he's]] TooKinkyToTorture.\n** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0374.html How he plays Who Can Hit The Lightest]] and [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html his respect for the mail]].[[/folder]]
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'''Giant Illusory Head of Lord Shojo:''' The designated curse will now take effect. Sucks to be you, I guess.

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'''Giant '''The Giant Illusory Head of Lord Shojo:''' The designated curse will now take effect. Sucks to be you, I guess.



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* "Uncivil Servant," the Belkar prequel story:
** Belkar mentions to a local that his tattered clothes are because he just escaped seven months of slavery.
--> '''Townsman''': Geez, that sounds terrible!
--> '''Belkar''': [[ComedicSociopathy Actually, I was pretty impressed with their business model.]] I mean, sure, their execution needed some work--[[MuggingTheMonster particularly the part where they enslaved]] '''''[[MuggingTheMonster me.]]''''' But as a proof of concept? Really solid.
--> '''Townsman''': And, uh, what happened to the slavers?
--> '''Belkar''': (Holding up a knife and grinning) I helped them with their executions.
* "The Mother Load", from ''Dragon'' magazine:
** After killing a Goblin high priest, Haley, Belkar and Durkon found (and fought) the high priest's piggy bank, with Belkar returning to Roy with a sack filled with 10,000 copper pieces in his hands.
--> '''Belkar:''' Wait. We're tracking encumbrance now?
-->'''Roy:''' Always have been, actually.
--> ''[[{{beat panel}} *beat*]]''
--> ''The sack falls right on top of Belkar with a loud 'WHUMPH!'.''
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13th Feb '17 4:00:31 PM cybertoy0
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-->'''Vaarsuvius''': Why are you eating him?? I am a wizard! A delectable 18 Intelligence right before you!

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-->'''Vaarsuvius''': Why are you eating him?? I am a wizard! A delectable 18 Intelligence right before you!you!\\
'''Elan:''' Would you feel better if one of '''us''' ate your brain?\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' No, it jus wouldn't be the same? *Sigh*\\
'''Roy:''' ''(With the mind flayer gnawing at him)'' A little help here?
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