History Funny / TheNostalgiaCritic2018Episodes

* Critic's confusion over Gizelda's accent.

* Critic remarks that 12-year-old Chicken Little [[DawsonCasting being voiced by 30-year-old]] Creator/ZachBraff fits about as well as [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]] being voiced by [[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget Dr. Claw]]...then proceeds to play a clip of just that.

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-->'''Critic as Shere Khan:''' Hmm, I saw [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing another Disney film like this]]. Doesn't end well for the cat.

* After seeing the infamous scene of the Indoraptor actually smiling at the camera before she eats Ken Wheatley, the Critic officially declares this has become a [[Creator/WeirdAlYankovic Weird Al]] video, then proceeds to dub the Indoraptor with Goofy's voice.

* After seeing the infamous scene of the Indoraptor actually smiling at the camera before she eats Ken Wheatley, the Critic officially declares this has become a cartoon, then proceeds to dub the Indoraptor with Goofy's voice.

--> '''Singer:''' ♫ ''Murray moves you!'' ♫
--> '''Critic:''' (''repeating every sentence in the same tone'') Did you see [[Creator/BillMurray him]] in ''Film/LostInTranslation''? He was really good. [[OscarBait He totally should have won that Oscar]]. I mean, [[AwardSnub look at him losing it.]] [[SoreLoser He looks so bummed out.]] You know [[Creator/SeanPenn Sean Penn's]] gonna get another one anyway. This was Murray's big chance. What a bunch of pretentious assholes. I blame politics.

--> '''Mr. T:''' So eat Mr. T cereal. It's cool.
--> '''Director:''' Um, that's great, but there's a lot more script to read.
--> '''Mr. T:''' What!? I don't say anything unless I get paid by the syllable. You think I can't see into the future!? Look at this cartoon! You should call it Mr. T and the Twits! And I don't have long till this shit gets soggy like my nasty-ass cereal! My popularity's gonna expire. I gotta store nuts for the winter.
--> '''Director:''' Can't you just say "stay in school" or something?
--> '''Mr. T:''' Oh! You mean like "stay in school so you won't have to do commercials for nasty cereal that tastes like crusted rabbit shit"!? I pity the spoon! "Stay in school! Unless you wanna live in a bus with a bunch of kids in spandex tights!" That's creepy. People should ask more questions! Look at this girl. She's swinging with her vagina! How can she do that? That's the devil's work. I know this shit can't last long. You want me to say more? Pay me.
--> '''Director:''' It's alright. I think we got all that we need.
--> '''Mr. T:''' Is that camera on?
--> '''Director:''' Yup.
--> '''Mr. T:''' You motherf- You pay me! You pay me, goddammit! You don't get [=PSAs=] for free! You better give me a cameo in Creed III!

-->'''Critic:''' What's that? Ah. The fictional person I'm pretending is off-camera to make this joke work is telling this is, in fact, ''A Christmas Story''. [''beat''] Don't know how I didn't recognize that! I mean, Christ, literally the first scene is 100% wrong. It took effort to be this wrong! It's like starting off a Christmas classic everybody knows like this!

-->'''Ralphie:''' But I think that everyone should have a... (You hear the sound of a stagehand giving directions on another set in the background, briefly distracting Andy Walken) Red Ryder BB Gun...
-->'''Critic (as Ralphie):''' Oh, sorry! The mics in my fantasy forgot to turn off.

--> '''Dingle:''' ''Slavery makes the world go round...''
--> '''Critic:''' I'm immediately uncomfortable with this one so I'm just skipping it. ''(proceeds to do just that)''

** The inner thoughts mic record him calling Yogi "Bigfoot [[Franchise/StarWars Jar Jar Binks]]", "Six-foot {{Literature/Winnie the|Pooh}} [[UncannyValley Shit]]" and "Art Carney from ''[[Series/TheHoneymooners Honeymooners]]'' covered with {{Literature/Paddington|Bear}}'s pubic hair".

* The running joke of this movie actually being part of Universal's Film/DarkUniverse... And how it would actually ''make sense'', what with the [[UncannyValley scary CGI]], Woody being so intent on murdering the human characters and the implication he might be the incarnation of a Native American trickster god.

-->'''Heather:''' [[UncannyValley I can see why!]] ''[shuts TV]''\\

* When the movie predictably uses the Brachiosaurus as the whimsically beautiful dinosaur, the Critic comments how it's weird that a dinosaur movie [[StockDinosaurs use very few kinds of dinosaurs]].

** A similar ShoutOut happens during basic training, when the Critic plays a clip of [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Tucker]] shouting "You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!"

* The video [[ColdOpen cold-opens]] with a sketch that spoofs ''Series/TheJoyOfPainting'', where Bob Ross, played by Doug, paints the characters for ''Film/GhostbustersII'', to make it more family-friendly, as it involves a baby, who was put in to appease the parents who were unhappy with the first movie's smoking and swearing. Through it all, [[YouKeepUsingThatWord Ross keeps saying "happy little..." to describe everything he says]]. When he finishes, [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone he realizes he did a subpar job]] and confesses to it...

-->'''Critic:''' Oh my god, ''stop''! ''Stop''! Christ, I could go for a Diet Coke right no-'''OH MY GOD''' (''Sees Jack carrying a can of Diet Coke'') it's working on me and I didn't even know it! We're up to ''four'' product placements in the first ''four'' minutes. That's a product placement ''[[UpToEleven per minute]]''! For the love of Insert Your Ad Here, ''just tell a story''! (''Cut to Jill's first scene'') ...[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Go back to the product placement, go back to the product placement]]!

--->'''Critic''': See, this is why Dr. Jones gets shit done, he does it for both.
--->'''[[Franchise/IndianaJones Indiana Jones]]''': Fortune and glory, kid.

-->'''Critic:''' I guess his distinct voice can be a little distracting, but if you never heard [[WesternAnimation/RobinHood Little John]] when watching the original, you were lying to your soul.

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* While reviewing ''WesternAnimation/EekTheCat'', he calls Scooter and Bill prototypes of [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob and Squidward]], "though I think the [[HoYay sexual]] [[FoeYay tension]] might be a little greater with them."

* The Critic admits that, somehow, the romance subplot between Jill and Creator/AlPacino is the only thing of ''any'' worth in the movie, prompting an ActuallyPrettyFunny line when Pacino says he used to raise pigeons, then corrects himself, as he'd confused ''himself'' for Creator/MarlonBrando.

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** When the Critic gets to the commercial featuring [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]], he questions why Emperor Palpatine is trying to get the Energizer Bunny's battery, and gives us this exchange;

'''Critic (as Vader):''' That seems kind of trifty.\\

* Irritated by how bad the movie and the game based on the movie are, Devil Boner, Hyper Fangirl and Bennie decide to go after everything related to the movie with guns. They end up mistaking ''everything'' remotely moving for ennemies, including a bookstore, a random drugged guy carving crosses into his arm ([[UnusuallyUninterestingSight which they treat as perfectly normal once the mistake is cleared]]), ''air'', and the Cameraman.

* The Critic complains that [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone he never should have reviewed]] ''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie'', because that opens the floodgates for more current crap, one of them being ''WesternAnimation/TheBossBaby''. Unlike ''The Emoji Movie'', however, the Critic notes, ''The Boss Baby'' was actually a box office success, resulting in a spinoff TV show ''and'' an nomination for Best Animated Picture. The Critic concludes that that means that "it's not only bad, but considering its audience, it's ''embarrassingly'' bad."

--> '''Critic:''' Okay, fine, be that way! But at least [[Recap/TheTwilightZoneS5E123NightmareAt20000Feet look at this thing on the wing]] before you go! (''[[Series/TheTwilightZone cut to clip of a monster on a plane]]'')

* The Critic pointing out that, for all the hype around the Indoraptor as the ultimate killing machine, she's actually incredibly dumb and inefficient while stalking the protagonists, managing despite her accute senses to miss that they are hidden ''[[FailedASpotCheck right in front of her]]'', [[WhatAnIdiot leaving behind the already wounded and trapped Owen and Claire to go after the much smaller little girl running away]], and, when finally catching up with the girl, slowly moving closer to her instead of just running to her.

* The Critic noting that Belle is somehow a bookworm from a library with only 12 books, comparing it to someone calling themselves a movie buff after only seeing eight movies, and they're all from Creator/PureFlixEntertainment.

** "[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Like fire-]]"

* He interprets Bebe Rexha's "Count on Christmas" music video at the start of the special as being so out of place that he initially thinks he's watching ''Old Navy Presents: A Camp Rock Christmas''.

* When the Critic tells the viewers that there's a Sonic movie, he tells them that he's not talking about [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 the 2019 (now 2020) movie]] or [[WebVideo/{{Sonic}} the 18-minute-long 2013 fan film by Blue Core Studios]], and says that [[ActorAllusion the Forest G.U.N. Soldier was very good in the latter film]].