History Funny / TheNorthRemembers

* Chapter 109: Tyrion reflecting on the irony of how the Lannisters now have [[spoiler: ''two'' dwarfs, counting him and Penny]] in their family line and how he would have longed to see Tywin's reaction.

--> '''Stannis:''' "And mind your fingers, smuggler. If they're hacked off a ''third'' time, that would be quite ludicrous."

* Chapter 106, Stannis' [[spoiler: final words to Davos before blowing the Horn of Dawn.]]

* In chapter 101 Jaime manages to escape some guardsmen after someone empties a chamberpot over their heads, followed by the chamberpot itself.

* Dolorous Edd's hilariously understated deadpan reaction to [[spoiler: the Wall collapsing]].

* The death of [[spoiler:Bowen Marsh]]. Throughout the events happening at the Wall, [[spoiler:Marsh]] has proven himself to be a misogynistic DirtyCoward whose only claim of accomplishment was [[spoiler:killing his Lord Commander]]. [[FromBadToWorse Just as things are going down the drain]] as [[spoiler:the Others are slaughtering everyone there]], he comes out of his room and who does he meet? [[spoiler:Jon Snow]]. In ''that'' very moment, [[spoiler:seeing him alive and apparently unharmed]], leaves him passed out stone-cold of dead shock. And [[spoiler:Jon Snow]] moves on without a word, passing it off as [[spoiler:yet another man down]].

* Olenna Tyrell's reaction to Aegon requesting support from the other Houses for his claim to the Iron Throne. "They tried to marry me to a Targaryen once"

* [[spoiler:After Ramsay kills Mance and leaves Winterfell to the wights, Theon goes to the Godswood and desperately seeks Bran for help, his response from the ravens is merely "The dead, the dead, the dead" as the wights begin breaking through]]

* Jaime, [[spoiler: whilst being imprisoned for trying to stop the Westerlings execution]] reflects on the kings he had served, musing that he had "killed a mad one,[[hottip:*:Aerys]] cuckolded a bad one,[[hottip:*:Robert]] and sired one that was both.[[hottip:*:Joffrey]]" He then notes that he still owes Westeros a written apology for the last one.

* [[spoiler: After Ramsay kills Mance and leaves Winterfell to the wights, Theon goes to the Godswood and desperately seeks Bran for help, his response from the ravens is merely "The dead, the dead, the dead" as the wights begin breaking through]]

--> '''Theon:''' ''This isn't exactly what I meant, Bran.''

-->'''Sandor:''' ''Littlefinger?'' Hellfire, you nearly succeeded in making me feel sorry for that whoremonger. Just for a moment, it's gone now.

* Sandor's reaction to Littlefinger being left at the mercy of [[spoiler:Lady Stoneheart.]]

* Olenna Tyrell's reaction to Aegon requesting support from the other Houses for his claim to the Iron Throne. "They tried to marry me to a Targaryen once"

* Jaime, [[spoiler: whilst being imprisoned for trying to stop the Westerlings execution]] reflects on the kings he had served, musing that he had "killed a mad one,[[hottip:*:Aerys]] cuckolded a bad one,[[hottip:*:Robert]] and sired one that was both.[[hottip:*:Joffrey]]"

* The death of [[spoiler:Bowen Marsh]]. Throughout the events happening at the Wall, [[spoiler:Marsh]] has proven himself to be a misogynistic DirtyCoward whose only claim of accomplishment was [[spoiler:killing his Lord Commander]]. [[FromBadToWorse Just as things are going down the drain]] as [[spoiler:the Others are slaughtering everyone there]], he comes out of his room and who does he meet? [[Spoiler:Jon Snow]]. In ''that'' very moment, [[spoiler:seeing him alive and apparently unharmed]], leaves him passed out stone-cold of dead shock. And [[spoiler:Jon Snow]] moves on without a word, passing it off as [[spoiler:yet another man down]].

* [[spoiler:Bowen Marsh's]] death. His reaction, upon seeing [[spoiler:Jon Snow alive and seemingly unharmed]], was having his eyes bulge out and turn bright red like a pomegranate, literally choking himself to death out of shock. And [[spoiler: Jon Snow]] moves on afterwards, passing it off as [[spoiler:yet another casualty.]]

* Olenna Tyrell's reaction to Aegon's request for supporting his claim to the Iron Throne. "They tried to marry me to a Targaryen once"

* Jaime, [[spoiler: whilst being imprisoned for trying to stop the Westerlings execution]] reflects on the kings he had served, musing that he had "killed a mad one,[[hottip:*:Aerys]] cuckolded a bad one,[[hottip:*:Robert]] and sired one that was both.[[hottip:*:Joffrey]]"

* Jaime, [[whilst being imprisoned for trying to stop the Westerlings execution]] reflects on the kings he had served, musing that he had "killed a mad one,[[hottip:*:Aerys]] cuckolded a bad one,[[hottip:*:Robert]] and sired one that was both.[[hottip:*:Joffrey]]"

* [[spoiler:Bowen Marsh's]] death. His reaction, upon seeing [[spoiler:Jon Snow alive and seemingly unharmed]], was having his eyes bulge out and turn bright red like a pomegranate, literally choking himself to death out of shock. And [[spoiler: Jon Snow]] moves on afterwards, passing it off as [[spoiler:yet another casualty.]]

* [[spoiler:Bowen Marsh's]] death. His reaction, upon seeing [[spoiler:Jon Snow alive and seemingly unharmed]], literally choked himself to death out of shock, eyes bulging out, and turning bright red like a pomegranate. And [[spoiler: Jon Snow]] just moves on, passing it off as [[spoiler:yet another casualty.]]

-->''Meereen was the most putrid, festering shitpile of a city that Tyrion Lannister had ever set stunted foot in, and considering that it was up against King's Landing as competition, that was a lofty crown. Once upon a benighted time, he might have thought that this was where whores went – that they'd have to, in this place with the rest of the refuse, the gutters literally running with blood, the dead and dying huddled along alleys and plazas. It was difficult to tell who had happened along in the course of nature and who had been launched over the walls by the Yunkish catapults; they tended to be equally stomach-turning. The bricks baked a visceral red-brown, and flies buzzed like plague. The Volantene fleet was blockading the harbor to all sides, cutting off trade and food. And the sad part is, this is genuinely preferable to the alternative.''

-->Wylis: ''"Will trouble us no longer,"'' Ser Wylis answered composedly. ''"They were told they were invited to supper, which indeed they were. It lacked something of the elegance of my father's pies, but [[KarmicDeath my lord of Stark's direwolf did not appear to mind.]]"''

* BlackComedy example: Davos Seaworth is concerned over the continued presence of Freys in White Harbor because they're unaware that not only is he alive, but that he has Rickon Stark with him. So he tells Wylis Manderly, who, has already crushed the Lannister fleet that was sent to help the Boltons, about this and he says: