History Funny / TheMagiciansNephew

29th May '18 9:32:44 AM MasterFuzzy
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* The author can be quite a DeadpanSnarker at times, such as the above incident and when he notes that "people who try to make themselves stupider very often succeed."
19th Mar '18 5:08:01 PM fearlessnikki
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* The way it's described that Polly's punishment for disappearing with Digory for hours is to be "given dinner with all the nice parts left out" before getting sent to bed.
13th Mar '18 6:36:38 AM MasterFuzzy
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* Towards the beginning of the book, Andrew insists that as a magician, he is AboveGoodAndEvil, and gives Digory a whole speech on how "Ours, my boy, is a high and lonely destiny." Digory isn't buying any of it.
* When he tries to leave, [[StealthPun Andrew gets him back by appealing to his chivalry]], or in other words, almost ''literally'' pulled a {{Shut Up Kirk}}e.
2nd Jul '17 5:58:56 PM ZarbiNerada
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* For that matter, everyone's reaction to Jadis's arrival in London: "Long live the Hempress of Colney 'Atch!" [[note]]Colney Hatch was a lunatic asylum.[[/note]] For a moment she's flattered by their sarcastic praise, until she sees they're all laughing at her. Then she tries to cast a curse on them, only to find her magic doesn't work on Earth. Everyone else who hears her failed spell assumes she's drunk.

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* For that matter, everyone's reaction to Jadis's arrival in London: "Long live "Three cheers for the Hempress of Colney 'Atch!" [[note]]Colney Hatch was a lunatic asylum.[[/note]] For a moment she's flattered by their sarcastic praise, until she sees they're all laughing at her. Then she tries to cast a curse on them, only to find her magic doesn't work on Earth. Everyone else who hears her failed spell assumes she's drunk.
2nd Aug '16 4:03:28 PM GothicProphet
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* Any time the She-Elephant accidentally insulted short noses, causing the Bulldog to say "I object to that remark!"

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* Any time the She-Elephant accidentally insulted short noses, causing the Bulldog to say "I object to that remark!"remark!"
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6th Oct '15 3:44:07 PM LBHills
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--> '''Aslan:''' No, my child, you have not made the first joke. [[NotSoStoic You have merely been the first joke.]]



** Regarding the latter, six words: "Not all the bees were dead."

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** Regarding the latter, six words: "Not --> Not all the bees were dead."dead.



** The fact that the animals adopted Uncle Andrew as a sort of pet and name him "Brandy", [[INeedAFreakingDrink as that's the word he most often said around them]].

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** The fact that the animals adopted Uncle Andrew as a sort of pet and name him "Brandy", [[INeedAFreakingDrink as that's the word 'because he most often said around them]].made that noise so often']].
1st Jul '15 5:26:33 PM ZeldaQueen64
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** The fact that the animals adopted Uncle Andrew as a sort of pet and name him "Brandy", [[INeedAFreakingDrink as that's the word he most often said around them]].
31st May '15 9:36:16 AM SilverDragon
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* For that matter, everyone's reaction to Jadis's arrival in London: "Long live the Hempress of Colney 'Atch!" [[note]]Colney Hatch was a lunatic asylum.[[/note]] For a moment she's flattered by their sarcastic praise, until she sees they're all laughing at her. Then she tries to cast a curse on the, only to find her magic doesn't work on Earth. Everyone else who hears her failed spell assumes she's drunk.

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* For that matter, everyone's reaction to Jadis's arrival in London: "Long live the Hempress of Colney 'Atch!" [[note]]Colney Hatch was a lunatic asylum.[[/note]] For a moment she's flattered by their sarcastic praise, until she sees they're all laughing at her. Then she tries to cast a curse on the, them, only to find her magic doesn't work on Earth. Everyone else who hears her failed spell assumes she's drunk.
5th Jan '15 10:43:35 PM HermioneP
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* For that matter, everyone's reaction to Jadis's arrival in London: "Long live the Hempress of Colney 'Atch!" [[note]]Colney Hatch was a luntic asylum.[[/note]] For a moment she's flattered by their sarcastic praise, until she sees they're all laughing at her. Then she tries to cast a curse on the, only to find her magic doesn't work on Earth. Everyone else who hears her failed spell assumes she's drunk.

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* For that matter, everyone's reaction to Jadis's arrival in London: "Long live the Hempress of Colney 'Atch!" [[note]]Colney Hatch was a luntic lunatic asylum.[[/note]] For a moment she's flattered by their sarcastic praise, until she sees they're all laughing at her. Then she tries to cast a curse on the, only to find her magic doesn't work on Earth. Everyone else who hears her failed spell assumes she's drunk.
31st Dec '14 9:02:36 AM TheFuzzinator
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* For that matter, everyone's reaction to Jadis's arrival in London: "Long live the Hempress of Colney 'Atch!" For a moment she's flattered by their sarcastic praise, until she sees they're all laughing at her. Then she tries to cast a curse on the, only to find her magic doesn't work on Earth. Everyone else who hears her failed spell assumes she's drunk.

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* For that matter, everyone's reaction to Jadis's arrival in London: "Long live the Hempress of Colney 'Atch!" [[note]]Colney Hatch was a luntic asylum.[[/note]] For a moment she's flattered by their sarcastic praise, until she sees they're all laughing at her. Then she tries to cast a curse on the, only to find her magic doesn't work on Earth. Everyone else who hears her failed spell assumes she's drunk.
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